[HD] Full Metal Jacket - "Boot Camp"

[firemedicforever]

"The fairy FUCKING GODMOTHER said it!!" lmao priceless.......i wish my drill sergeants talked like this to me when I was in basic training.....actually that was one of my biggest letdowns.

[Taikomaniac]

YOU ARE PUKES!!!!

[Kacz532]

What does he say at 1:30?

[happyface4444]

I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE!!!

[Mikes66442]

"Well thank you very much can I been in charge for awhile!!" Love that line!

[TheMatthewofMiller]

"god damn it with my hand num nuts!" lol classic

[Bmanritchie]

9 people can suck a golfball thru a garden hose!

[andrewdellolio1989]

dude them drill srg can think of some random ass shit in just a rew sec

[Champ675]

Tiffany cufflinks? Was that an added lib or do those words have a definition?

[kazeraith]

@Champ675 All of heartmans lines were adlibed according to him and the director

[ScopiNDoMes]

"Only fagots and sailors are called Lawrence!"

that line always gets me lol

[GnarlyNateDawg]

R. Lee Ermey is my hero!!! BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!

[rockchuck99]

I just realized there is a movie error already, when gunny was walking at the beginning, private pyle was at the end of the row, when private joker said the john wayne joke and gunny went to walk back to find out who said it, private pyle was in the middle of the group instead of the end.

[MassAxeMurderer]

did he make this up as he went along or did he have lines?

[imwithstupid086]

@MassAxeMurderer He ad libbed almost every part.

[MassAxeMurderer]

@imwithstupid086 what do u mean? like he had half done lines and said what he wanted where the blanks were?

[imwithstupid086]

@MassAxeMurderer Yep, he just thought of what to say without memorizing a script; he just went along whatever popped up in his head, I guess.

[69in89]

Thumbs up if you watched this Video before leaving for basic!

[kiki3510]

the "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!" part was in the funny camera

[thewildpouldoes]

is that you jown wayne ? is this me ?

[sloandog44]

so your a killer

[15peewee12]

wasent that drill instructor relly in the marines

[rthrth555]

@15peewee12

yes he was. he was originally brought into the movie as a "helper" but the original guy just couldn't play the part. So they put him in.

[Zubirrex]

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir, excuse for what, sir?"

"I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?!"

[AdrenalineAndLove]

@Zubirrex Hey thanks for writing out what we all just heard. Morons these days...

[Zubirrex]

@AdrenalineAndLove DERP DERP DERP! LOLLOLOLLLOOLolLLOofuckityONE@­!1!! derp

[Quatre0083]

Ermey al libed over half of his lines in this movie, making up most of it as he went along, drawing from his time in the ass kicking factory he knows and loves so well.

[Ninox37]

"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

SIR, NO, SIR! But I could suck a cinder block through a coffee straw!

[p3wnman1]

R. Lee Ermey is Chuck Norris's dad.

[punishedexistence]

Mr Buzzcut...

[MrXXCRACKHEADXx]

I like the part when cusses!!!!!!iiii!!!!!!!

[barneylupoo]

This scene makes the vietnamese battlefield look tame

[SuperElmo619]

9 people are 5 foor 9

[LemonZeppelin]

"Do your parents have any children that lived?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"I bet they regret that!!"

Haha

[mariusk714]

You don't scare me, work on it.

[itsanameisntit]

Interesting how all of their positions in the room change from the beginning of the scene to the end. Kubrick was such a genius!

[historygeeek]

Do you maggots understand that.



[Obistalker1]

This movie is especially funny to quote at reenactments!

[stealth74]

lemme see your war face

[RileyRichardz]

9 people are Steers or Queers.

[MattFobian]

only steers and queers come from texas

[Hellaqwik]

So many classic lines in one scene, love this motherfucker

[inferno526]

HOYL DOGSHIT!

[TheJordanJjD]

i will give you exactly 3 seconds 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you

[hardcoremarinecor100]

"only steers an queers come from texas and u dont much look like a steer so that narrows it down quite a bit dont it?" XD lmao

[expertsk8er4566]

hahahaha hackers lol

[Zapbaem]

the drill instructor sounds in german so badass ^^ better then in this version =D

[MallratFilms]

This guy's almost as bad as my science teacher.

[Centaurian0190]

how i love the parts when he says ''do you suck dicks?''

[pendejadafcc]

BULLSHIT I BE YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL TROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

[ryanoWT13]

i think 9 people are the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksuckers who just signed their own death warrent. lmao

[historygeeek]

31 years ago, My D.I. was the first person in my life who tolerated no excuses.

Not in himself, or anyone else. Now most of our society feeds on excuses like

a damned food group. THAT is why we have become a nation full of whiners that wouldn't survive 10 days without electricity. Thank God for our Soldiers and their

families!

[pendejadafcc]

WELL ANY FUCKING TIME SWEETHEART

[YourGrandmom75]

bullshit i can't hear you

[bob2000and10]

This is why people hate america, even if it is a movie

[seon126]

@bob2000and10 if we were nice and cuddly to our soldiers in boot camp they wouldent be soldiers

[bob2000and10]

@seon126 let them join on their own will and be abused to the shit then, but most Vietnam soldiers were conscripted, so they were forced into it. So you can be abused all you fucking want but people who don't want to be abused shouldn't have to be, hence why Americunts like that drill instructor are the reason why people hate america

[seon126]

@bob2000and10 what country are you from? im sure they have a draft there too, and do your drill instructers sing songs together or somthing because you seem overly sensitive.

[bob2000and10]

@seon126 What Im against is conscripting the working class into the army to fight pointless wars and making them shoot each other while the fat fuck politicians sit on their huge arses with their wives and 2 token asshole kids as far away from the all fighting sending more people into die I don't know about you but if I was fighting a war to stop nukes from being dropped, if im going to die I honestly couldn't give a fuck about Lyndon Fatfuck Johnson sending more people into die while hes safe.

[SuperCaptainbilly]

@bob2000and10 Retard if people the sergeants were nice to the american soldiers the US would not be this war machine it is now. They need to learn how to be tough because when they get into war it`s 10 times worst.

[bob2000and10]

@SuperCaptainbilly retard, someone just made that point and I disproved it, can you read fuckwit?

[Champ675]

@seon126 Cheers!!!

[MysteryDru]

I wonder how many takes they had to do because they were all laughing.

[MrGoldenFantasy]

Lol, "that you John Wayne, is this me?"

[StaryKrow]

*Funny saying from the video we all just saw*

[SoSH0]

FAT BUDDY

[SoSH0]

DO YOU SUK DICKS

[gimpythemortal]

9 people don't scare me

[MrxSuicideXSilencex]

this clip makes my day whole

[darkchaser25]

r.i.p Stanley Kubrick you gave us the best insults in movie history

[Skeptidelphian]

@darkchaser25

Actually Kubrick let R. Lee write his own lines.

[FariaBren]

You are all equally worthless

[awesomeitalian]

2:49 scared the shit outa me

[bignoisematt]

I like how the drill instructor hartman says that there will be no racial bigotry coming from him, then in the same minute he calls a black man snowball and tells him that there will be no fried chicken and watermelon served in the mess hall.

[MyThoughtsAreBelow]

What's your name, scumbag? lol

[GibsonLesJosh]

i almost shat myself from watching this yesterday haha.

[ryanoWT13]

ive noticed something in this video at point 0:22 and u see private cowboy and 2 people to his left isnt private pile or (pyle) but look at point 1:46 you see him. i thought this was weird.. however best friggen movieee ever!! i love it!

[Steadno]

@ryanoWT13 nice one!

[DrDeathRNMD98]

You had best unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit on your neck!

[fdny343cg]

hey i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister hahaha

[fdny343cg]

is that john wayne, is this me

[Unsungheroful]

your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

[elvisperry1990]

is that you john wayne? is this me?

[captpinchcard]

lmao!!! tiffany cufflinks hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dlausell2004]

or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*** u

[792247]

@treynich87 obviously you didn't get the message of this movie :\

[freedomland11]

Even on that GEICO commercial he's one badass Mother Fucker!!

[Capt777harris]

Wow, one of the great opening sequences in dramatic history.

[bigdautorio]

press pause, then play

repeatadly press 8 for baloney

repeatedly press 4 for a ghost

repeatedly press 5 for a "war face"

[kakarot283]

do u suck dicks bullshit i bet u can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[kakarot283]

who said that? who the fuck said that!!! "Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant!!? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking god-mother said it... Out fucking standing...."

[erinemanuel87]

lol....

[LilAznHurkChoo]

fast forward to 3:50 hahaha

[XDL0LproductionZ]

@advocate319 a-fuckin-men to you!! hoa!!

[kakarot283]

do u suck dick bullshit i bet u can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[kakarot283]

who said that? who the fuck said that!!! "Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant!!? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking god-mother said it... Out fucking standing...."

[kakarot283]

bullshit i cant hear u sound off like u have a pair

u are nothin but unorganized grabastics pices of anphibian shit

[kakarot283]

lmao

BULLSHIT I BET U CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

LOL

thumb me up

[Centaurian0190]

i love the parts when he say "do you suck dicks?" XDDDD

[77VADER1]

"Were you about to call me an asshole?!!" Flashbacks

[77VADER1]

"Are You About To Call Me an Asshole?!! Flashbacks

[sh1tsweak1]

did your parents have any children that lived?

[Bananaflopp]

I am...in a world...of shit.

[roadworx]

Private Pyle you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks or I will will fuck you up!

[gunmum123]

6 people are named lawrence

[ryry3553]

I Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Lol

[motherhorsefucker]

3 faggot sailors from texas decided to be fucking smart and original and put a comment on this video insulting the people who disliked this video

[MusicOfAdam]

6 faggot sailors from Texas disliked this video.

[Technobanana]

I liked the bit when he said "You" and "Your" and when they said "Sir yes sir"

[andrew12awesome]

"5 foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

[LeftoverPuppet84]

@andrew12awesome But he's still 69 inches.

[fuegodude70]

SIR WHAT? WERE U ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?? LOL XD

[66xXDeathIsNearXx66]

6 faggot sailors from Texas disliked this video.

[quitejaded]

@66xXDeathIsNearXx66 3 niggerfaggots commented on the dick bar.

[66xXDeathIsNearXx66]

@quitejaded Niggerfaggots? You're a dumbshit.

[quitejaded]

@66xXDeathIsNearXx66 And that's your favorite type of porn. So what?

[iceguy0077]

@66xXDeathIsNearXx66 god damn enough with the thumb whores

[gings4ever]

"you had best unfuck yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!"

[SensiblyCommon]

"Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant!!? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking god-mother said it... Out fucking standing...."

[YouriH190]

@SensiblyCommon agreed bro!

[robertgift]

Joker says, "Is that you, John Wayne. Is this me?"

Why? From where does that come?

[ss90ss444]

FIVE FOOT NINE I DIDN"T KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!

[Jwashere619]

5 faggot sailors from Texas disliked this video.

[SensiblyCommon]

5 faggot sailors from Texas disliked this video.

[screwdriver6902]

Is that you John Wayne? 

[Dogutopia1]

@screwdriver6902 Is this me?

[sblxi]

the best part of 4 people ran down the crack of their mamas ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress. I think they've been cheated!

[BeyondNeptune]

i can't help but wonder, what Marines think of everyone else, those of us who are not marines, and never were.

Do they secretly think i am a grabastic lump of amphibian shit?

[DFBDeutsche]

@BeyondNeptune YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG, I GOT YOUR NAME, I GOT YOUR ASS! You had best unfuck yourself or he will rip off your head and shit down your neck.

What's your name, LAWRENCE?

[RaiderFunk]

I will definitely fuck you up!!!

[sam101taylor]

awsome video

[fredfredfang21]

BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU

[Robsie2300]

4 people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ;)

[GeneralFatman27]

4 people can't shit Tiffany cuff links.

[mossoak3]

2:49 now thats a war face

[mrjohnconner5]

LMFAO

[nutkase121]

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER!? BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!!! totally awesome

[Emboweler]

@FruityMcTastic85 PT Is "Physical Training" So He is trying to say that he gonna fuck em up...

[GaystationSuckz]

The people that dislikes this video are pieces of amphibian shit.

[PintSizedSlasherJr]

I have been looking, ant this is the first video on youtube that I have seen that has a 100:1 ratio of like to dislikes. Try it, this is the only video I've seen.

[turalyon100]

i wonder how many times it would've taken to film this scene...halfway through i'd be laughing my ass off

[araufi]

".....Here you all are equally worthless".

Lol..

[Fastcarsupersports]

MY brother's name is Lawrence.Whenever I want to piss him off,i play this scene."Only fagots and sailors are named Lawrence".

[paintballforever24]

"SIR" "SIR WHAT? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??" ahahaha

[TheJeffdabomb]

Best 6 minutes in cinema history.

[rorshachfan]

AAAAAH!!!! D:<

[paintballforever24]

HOLY DOGSHIT

[SwatDBOverlord]

Is it blu-ray

[thewildpouldoes]

my grandpa said in boot camp before vietnam, they did not use profanity. this is an amazing scene though.

[Sasse90]

Is this a classic scene? - SIR! YES! SIR!

[OLAH224]

fallout 2 drill seargant dornan hahah

[matthewburnz]

i will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!

[Maskas1104]

Here youre all equally worthless

[thewildpouldoes]

is that you john wayne? .. is this me?

[dwc4343]

@NoSc0pez Could be a response to pain. Ermey broke all his left ribs and rarely moves his left arm during the filming. He wrecked a Jeep at 1 am during this filming.