That's Not Santa! "Scare Tactics" Episodes

[dumie435]

WTF this couldve been the scariest episode but they cut it flat something like a zombie or something shouldve jumped out like it was getting to the best point when the guy Asked the question FUCK

[uechiblu3000]

We need to go man, there was a freaking body in that chute I swear to gawd....

[ViolentPony]

This world is full of fucking covers...

[tylerjoe100]

@ 1:03 playing sex scenarios through his head "i'll clean your chimney"

[Socomarine86]

If I ever get hired for a job where they gave me one of those tan jackets I'd be like "Fuck no, you're trying to put my ass on scare tactics."

[Phuuer]

Thay guys voice was so badass

[wormholehorizon]

This guy looks like Perez Hilton.

[dallestexas]

@themuffin hahaha!!!

[WonkaVator72]

This was when ST was much better. They're not executed as well these days.

[DragonBall501]

who films this?

[andreagiraldo12]

he kind of remind me a brunette perez hilton

[didoblg]

240p ??? Is it 1995 or what

[xonktrof1]

i love his voice

[TheChaoticMuffin]

Husband: "Are you scared?"

Kid: "yeah.."

Husband: "you shouldn't be, you're on scare tactics!"

Kid: "Really?!"

Husband: "No..." -pulls out gun and shoots kid.- "Heh, always works..."

[insaintattooes]

Next time i murder somebody and get caught im gonna says "Are you scared? You shouldnt be because your on Scare Tactics" and when they calm down and smile, thats when ill strike lol

[fudu355]

if only the body fell at the end

[thebrakingLAC]

merry christmas from my tommy gun

[ognick22]

lmao he just left the kid

[CharlotteLuvsU4Evar]

@purple8gold

A dead girl with a mouthful of maggots

[purple8gold]

what was in the chimney?

[tylerroberts100]

WTF was that!

[Ash9930]

merry Christmas, fellas

[whosOink]

He said he would do it on his own BITCH

[fakemcgee090]

what a sick cunt

[LuVit010]

Ur on your own brother, I'm outta here. :'D GOLDEN!

[gracebaileyfan]

I don't Know! Idiot!

[lill00ney123]

HE KillEd SANTA!!!

[FrostMan92]

hes not very convincing

[ForNachos]

I DONT KNOW

[KyleeWuvsLen]

That was by far the sickest yet most incredible

[emg1459]

He don't give a shit

[iceyjpriz]

Lmfao your on your own! He was outt

[lionfire98]

3:18 , Thumbs if that was the funniest part for you . X D



[ErrolWhitedawg]

Fake... this is a few times on this program I've seen people walk BACK into a situation you'd get out of immediately. I guess it's because of all the suing that goes on in America, they couldn't risk a psychological damage lawsuit.

[mazeeism]

look at how many idiots thinking how awesome this is when its obviously fake. Even the victims are actors

[taylan007m]

NOW THAT WAS FREEAKIN AWESOME...

[IviboyPinki]

he looks like a fat version of the werewolf guy from twilight

[flybydeath]

Why does he KEEP listening to he killer??? "SIT DOWN" Oh okay. "JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR MAN" Oh alright since he asked so nicely. Honestly, who the hell would just follow the guys orders in a situation like that?! What a dumbass.

[MrZistos]

Mich bekommt man selten zu lachen,aber wenn ich mir diese Videos anschaue.......mehr davon!!!!

[madgreenb]

@woo1693 well you should know that when she said throught she meant throat, when she meant through dumbfuck, and FYI mr. Grammar police, Dumbass isn't a word, neither is FYI. Go fuck yourself

[MrDaddyindio]

They need to bring this show back... N x'd

[BigRedDog117]

@MrDaddyindio it is back

[edilukas]

"YOU MOTHERF*CKER OMG DUDE I HATE YOU SO MUCH"

*shakes hands*

"I love you, man"

[Nachalnika]

@edilukas 3 in 1

[MrFungiver]

santa tactics. . . yeah. . . .

[ashkanlion23]

Holy shit this is from 2009? I thought this was a new show.

[docatony]

This dude was scars as hell. He was thinking smart at first, but my ass would've been dip out as he was doing at first but fail to accomplish!

[illpwnu4eva]

when he said ur on ur on brother i literally pissed myself laughing



[KrissyCautious]

the dude looks like Perez Hilton

[JohNNyBcOoL17]

@KrissyCautious he does actually i see it to..identical face features..if only will i am was the murderer it could have been perfect aye:P

[juggernaut699]

this shit is soo fake its terrible.

[juggernaut699]

he didnt see the camera crew? taping him?

[haileybeaty]

FUNNY STUFF GUYS BUT U SHOULD HAVE MADE THE KILLER MORE SCARER



[mrwhiskersss]

LOOL, I loved it when the other dude ditched him

[woo1693]

@CutieGirl613 work on your fucking grammar and spelling and maybe I would understand you what the fuck is a throught?

[CutieGirl613]

@woo1693 Well MAYBE is u learned to fucking read you would know

[woo1693]

@CutieGirl613 LOL I "is" learned to fucking read. What is a throught? You mean throat? How old are you? 5? Haha, don't even try to talk kid, because nobody would understand you.

[CutieGirl613]

@woo1693 Wow. 1 spelling mistake in 5 years.

[woo1693]

@CutieGirl613 actually it was over at least 5, if you spelled only one thing wrong than maybe I would have understood. Your horrible grammar and spelling did not help you to convince me into believing your BS story. BTW good job removing your comment. You don't look THAT stupid anymore.

[CutieGirl613]

@woo1693 Ya i'm the one who looks stupid by going on the internet and keep on responding back to me cuz i made one mistake. you are just some jackass who thinks hes funny.

[woo1693]

@CutieGirl613 :S If you think you are so smart why are you responding back to me? Besides I'm not the one telling a horribly made story. FYI I think you made a lot more than "one" mistake.

Dumbass

[CutieGirl613]

@woo1693 i hope u dont expect me to keep this on with you cuz u are just a lonely jackass who is judemental. (By the way, it's FYI not FYII) :P

Go to hell you bitch

[woo1693]

:P no wonder you are a dumbass. FYI = For your information

so

"For your information I think..."

You don't say "For your information think"

I actually expect you to keep it up. It's actually pretty amusing to see you make a fool out of yourself. You mean judgmental? No I'm not, its a fact that you are an idiot. Don't call me the lonely jackass, you are the one who's keeping it up. If you wanted this to stop, you could just stop replying. Jesus, how to people live here with idiots like you?

[Taylor9740]

@ParanoidCrayola HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the best comment ive ever read!!!!!!!! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!

[ttv0]

BEST CHRISMAS EVER

[MatheusStradivari]

@ParanoidCrayola LOL you are totally right! That's exactly what I thought!

[Trashfished]

God I miss Shannon.

[ARSONPINNACLE]

You forgot his water bottle Clayton!

[jksonny]

"Can we just go?"

The guy actually does a pretty good job of keeping his cool.

[hunterguntermunter]

@killzone10 do mean the actors?

[RCRobVlogs]

...Is that Sarah Colona from Chelsea Lately?

[dasniwaar]

@RCRobVlogs Yes it is.

[TheDowntown86]

usually guys act so different than the girls. they're always like, "ok dude, I don't wanna be a part of this dude, ok, like, can I just leave dude? like wtf man." lol, while the girls just scream and cry

[Cassben1]

Bam Margera?

[dtaurin]

You know whats really scary, standing over someones bed while they sleep.

[greenhazeleyez20]

every time they find a dead body they always say ''i dont know anything'' or ''i wont say anything'' lmao.

[Rep2Protect]

@jaxblade07 cuz if he ran, the man would catch him. Bennett runs a 14.6 fourty yard dash

[AFGThugonomics]

4:03

Bennet: You mother fucker.. I hate you man

2 seconds later..

Bennet: I love you man

[jaxblade07]

3:04 see Now If I was in this situation The "Killer" tells me to stop and I look at him and he has no Gun and no Knife I AM FUCKIN BOLTIN OUT THE DOOR INTO THE FUCKIN WOODS AS FAST AS I POSSIBLE AND WONT STOP RUNNIN TILL I SEE CIVILIZATION

[iPunchedApuppy01]

Ur on ur own brother lmao :D

[redvillain6]

Anyone notice that a lot, or most, Scare Tactics victims wear those fisherman vests?

[Horrorlord1]

Why are the top comments always the same!?

[KristysLullaby]

I've just done something to eat. >. <

yuck, now I feel sick.

[BLUDDYknucklez]

"HEY HEY! YOU'RE NOT GOING NOOOOWHERE!" ROFL

[FrigidArtic]

This guy is Perez Hilton

[TheJaixa]

your on your own brother lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[MusicMatters411]

your on your own brother im outta here

[Tarzana324]

wow! he handled it well! how calm he was while talking to this "killer".

[powerlink123]

A real murderer: Youre on scare tactics

Person: Oh man omg =D *walks to him to shake hands*

Murderer: Psych! DIEE

[slashboy5]

Is that Bam Margera?

[rambo19962007]

Sounds like Boxer Victor Ortiz

[JAYJAY70693]

yoo thatt dude is dumb causee tha door was riight behind himm nd he culd have made a run for it lke tha old dude causee tha "killer" didnt even have a gun!...lol

[asspop123]

lmao the old man runs away.. Hilarious! 

[Kenmorfdublin]

What's with this 'Holiday' season shit?

Say it loud and say it clear "It's Christmas and I'm proud to be a Christian!"

Don't be bullied by anti-Christian Israeli Zionists who hate Christ and Christmas (and who have way too much control over your lives there in America) into being ashamed of your annual celebration of Christ's birth and Christmas.

Muslims respect Christ, whom they recognise as a great prophet.

We are astonished over here in Europe that you allow them to get away with it!

[karimo231]

@Kenmorfdublin you are totally right!!

[Charmolution]

@Kenmorfdublin

Yep, it's always them cwazy Israeli Zionist Jews who are controlling everything here in America. I heard they did 9/11 and the economic recession, too! They may have also done Obama as well.

[xam9856]

@Charmolution please tell me you're being snappy at this guy O_O

[Charmolution]

@xam9856

Hmm, guess my post wasn't insane enough to make that obvious... I'll try harder next time.

[xam9856]

@Charmolution sorry, it's just the text-voice barrier thing that throws me off about sarcasm, sorry :(

[Underdog3210]

"if i ever become a serial killer"

hmmmm... Doctor or Serial Killer which one is a good career choice

[ILUVRBD4EVER]

Hahaha poor guy

[TubibiBuyuyug]

He looks like he's fuckin' chilled. =)

[AnnahCB143]

That's what ke$ha gets for cheating on so many men.

[CHETxxxLEMON]

In these type of situations overcome your fear, and fight back. It's either you or him.

[thebossld85]

Is it just me or does the victim look like Perez Hilton? Thumbs up if you agree!!!!

[MrShaunwheatley]

@thebossld85 Her on a good day that is

[anonymousbabyfarter]

lol he actually sits down id be haulin balls outta there

[TheRoCoco13]

Omg!! Did You see that!!??? He just walked under a ladder! :o

[killzone10]

Whenever i watch scaretactics i feel sorry for all the people that finally thought that they had found a job

[jumboman232]

@killzone10 maybe they eventually get the job anyway

[fancyguyfromsweden]

hehe i still think pendumbra is more disturbing!

[paperclip1201]

@fancyguyfromsweden Thats a video game.

[Rcee01]

(sees a rotting human being)

answer: "I DON'T KNOW!"

[darlvero]

Yeah that's santa! but an expired version of santa. XD LOL

[AndyBodyHome]

Lolz he's acting all normal, I'd be like HOly SHIT! and run out of the home like a pussy BITCH!

[babyboolisa15]

@TheBloodtakerR hahaha lol!! I was thinking the same thing !

[56sasa]

fake

[TheAwesomeOpossumCo]

@56sasa naawwwww

[TheBloodtakerR]

dude:are you scared?

victim:well sure i am

dude:you shoudnt be your on scare tactics!

victim:omg are you kidding i fucking shit my pants

dude:yes im kidding................:P

[supercan3801]

tumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[XxCrazyYoshixX]

@supercan3801 no, actually i'm watching this in 2354....

[XxMissNoNamexX]

"My heart just started beating"

Had it ever stopped?

[pbirmingham1988]

2:43 lol

[hottopichouseeatit10]

2:45 : "Man i think idunasn;dlkfjdl;sao man."

[XboXRoXX]

31 people are noobs

[YatpoAndMcFly]

Yes indeed it would me a top serial killer line to make the victim stay instead of running. Just say: '' youre on scare tactics'' and then bam ! LOL

[sobserver]

fake



[henriqueaqui]

Oh Robert Downey Jr.

There's a body over there, just sayin'.

[MrFreshxKicks]

i woulda been scared by that conversation she was tryna start

[GamerEly]

that dude looks like perez hilton

[BrandonLee1997]

HAHAHAHAHA He Walked Under a Ladder and His Luck Got Bad When They Guy Ran

[unknwnZERO]

it sucks when they say they swear to god,then its not real

[MaryKatherinex]

He didn't run out of the door because the guy said to get away from the door. If you're that scared you're probably assuming he has a gun. People cooperate in situations like this. It's the people who run that get shot or killed.



[toddcochran15]

@MaryKatherinex most likely the people who cooperate are the ones who dies and if i know im gonna die, ill die trying

[anonymousbabyfarter]

@MaryKatherinex yeah but he had a crow bar in his hands not a gun .....

[161616spike]

@anonymousbabyfarter gordon freeman needs to be there

[swiftshadow2000]

omg thatz scary!!!!

[PrimeSuspect691]

thats the same old man in ''shotgun wedding''

[imTHEoriginalPB]

fat kid tryin talk his way out

[moobieNews]

fake fake fake fake fake...nuff said

[masontao]

ho ho ho wait who are u hey you are'nt santa

[xXbArBiieKizZeZxX]

ROFLMAOOOOO....omg I love this show!!

[southprince69]

Why didnt he just run out the door? The guy wasnt blocking it....I think this is fake!

[MrFireball76]

Killer: Are you scared

Other guy:......

Killer: Well you shouldn't be, because your of scare tactis :d

Other guy: Thank god!! hugs*

Killer:Stabs in back

[LoudMouthGirl13]

Clayton is pretty cute!

[po0nisher]

4:12 aww I love you man..

[750billy]

rofl!!! now i know how to get awyaw with free stuff XD an rob places..when i do get caught i will say lol ur on scaretactics!!! an den call my reset of bandit friends to come out an start hugging me XDD!!

[xXbArBiieKizZeZxX]

@750billy LMFAO !

[XxGAMINGHQxX]

@750billy lol, that's fucking halarious

[Obsessedaboutyou]

He doesn't seem very scared. He keeps almost laughing

[7heRavenChaser]

I am sure they are acting, this is not candid camera

[JamesBondinification]

one thing i noticed.........always the victims r like 'i swear to god.....i'm not gonna tell anything'......instead of just running the shit outta that place.......huh ??!!

[PS3SuperGamingClan]

@JamesBondinification fuck that i would fucking start punching lol

[funnellw]

YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS!

LOL JK NOT REALLY I'M GOING TO FXCKING KILL YOU!

[Estonia9590]

this sounds fake...."im so scared" ....who would say that...

[jejemonz1]

@Ooreno13 LoL men...hahaha!

[faith9421]

@jolx24, HAHA Totally:)

[OoBreno13]

if i ever become a serial killer i'll say:

"You're on scare tactics"

people reaction: "OMG MAN! :DD"

and then, i say: "just kidding, imma kill you -.- "

[scionflow]

@OoBreno13 HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[AnnaAssatrian]

@OoBreno13 loooool funnyy

[MikeLovesTacosXD]

@OoBreno13 LOL

[Lolilol92000]

@OoBreno13 LMAO

People reaciton : "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUU -------- :::'''(((( "

[adda241]

@OoBreno13 then say no, really it is scare tactics

[tjhanlon1]

@adda241  yea then he should keep doing that then somebody comes behind them and kills them both and then that guys like ha ur on scare tactics wait i thought this was a prop

[ryan0666]

@OoBreno13 tht is a rly fun idea

[adyNECROMANCER]

rigged

[adyNECROMANCER]

why the fuck did he get back in the house? , and why did he freakin stop when he was running away? I would fking be like Usain Bolt

[tualatai1]

His partner never came in hahahahaha

[TheTruthSlave]

your on your own brotherim out of here LMFAO

[jolx24]

if i ever get dragged back to a dark alley by some dudes and they point a gun at my face im gonna be like -Scaretactics plz?

[xlwaiyiplx]

me english no good, me no understand host's accent

[koreng]

that guy looks like perez hilton! hahaha!

[ballcapmusicbox]

This reminds me of an opening of bones for some reason.

[GabbyEntertainment]

2:07 "IDK!" priceless reaction

[GabbyEntertainment]

he looks like perez hilton

[boblkl]

here's what would have happend if that was me at 3:05

him: "sit down"

me:do you have a gun

him:no

me:then hell no

[FIREMANGLEE]

2:09, "holy fuck" pmsl