NooBTooB Ep 152 - Little King's Story, Splosion Man, Shatter, Shift, FF: My Life as a Darklord

[QuinnRosaep109]

ha bin aus hamburg

[KalinhoPL]

Splosion Man - wow what a game. why is it only on XBLA? :(

[gtareviewer789]

penis

[CupboardNinja]

Totally agree with you guys about the renting thing. Every movie and game I rent is pretty much covered in scratches. Especially if you rent a kid's movie like Wall-E, sometimes it's so bad there's whole scenes that are unplayable. 

[bagyadevika]

Some birds can not fly in, latin busizz4me.info

[chibakun72]

Hey, spaceballs is one of my favorite movies! How dare you insinuate that I never saw it! Lol, just messing with you. Still, its a fantastic movie. "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!

[romeo56]

Way too harsh review on Shatter, complain about the mop up phase but that's exactly why they put in the shooting mechanic and the ability to shoot more balls out. Also thumbs down because its 8 bucks? Lol.

[xSTR8xUPx]

if you were to skip the level in splosion man they make you wear a pink tutu until you complete another level.

[Luiso300]

Just picked up 'Splosion Man for 160 microsoft points!! and I'm lovin it<3

[donkadillo]

0:50:07 silly kid you can't kill a DEAD hooker.

[keshouGuru]

one small complaint about little king's story, the awesome ending...

[TheDarkkeychain]

I hope now that you got your PSP, you've al ready beaten Crisis Core. And you should rally be greatful for having the NTA help in game spending.

[TheDouGhBoYsTyLe]

i realize this is really late but i just picked up splosion man which is a great game btw but my only complaint is that sometimes coming off the jumps you "coast" or "glide" on the platforms which really screws you up on the rising platform timed sections.... it makes you slow down and you get behind and inevitably die b/c of it

[777ultimatum]

This looks like the place where you originally filmed the show, where is it by the way? Oh, and I have seen Spaceballs your old timey references are not wasted on us :)

[BowCollins]

Lol there is no language called "English(US)"

[TFC197]

I've seen Spaceballs.

Yay me.

[fredrikpedersen]

The music in Shatter is so amazing!

And I just got a 360 two days ago (add me, I've got no one to play with: fredrikpedersen"

I got Splosion Man today and it's great :D L4D2 is awesome as well

[MuumiPeikkoX]

SpaceBalls is the shit! I actually have a 2 disc special edition of it on DVD =P

[bread132]

hehe like alot of people must have said, Shift is old. there are 2 or 3 sequels out now.

im not even sure why im telling you. but i am.

[LinuxBruiser]

shift is old, awesome but I was playing that like 2 years ago.

[AbtinX]

Yes Yuzo, our balls are our lives. Sorry, I had too :)

[frozencanadian]

Spaceballs owns!

[seance13]

DUDE! A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!

[gearsofwarisdabest]

My amnesia game if that is how you spell it would definetley be knights of the old republic or kotor as most people no it as.

[cittie123]

Plz review patapon 2!!!!!!

[MikeyUK93]

MAD DAWG 20 20

[hobyboy]

splosion man is is so funny!!! XD

[deathroad05]

Omg 9$ to rent a game! Lucky last time i went to blockbuster it was 13.50$ and when i tried to play it, it froze within 10 minutes of gameplay, and when i took it out there was so many god dam scratches and one huge long one in the middle. Screw blockbuster D=

[Kaspar008]

"suck too blow" spaceballs rules

[SkillsForKills89]

JETSET IS THE SHIT!

[10spicymeatballs]

i've seen and own spaceballs

[WOOTJIRACHI]

About Shift, I think there's a level editor in Shift 3.

Guys, play Shift 2 and 3 (If there's a four - I don't remember - play that too!) Shift 2 was my favourite, I think.

They're all incredible, though!

[1a1boom]

splosion man looks like a beefed up N+

[ClairePeine]

DISSIDIA. FOR THE PSP. GET IT PLZ.

[M1NDR34D3R]

If PAX ever comes to Sweden you need to go to mAx it's McDonalds on Drugs (in a good way!)

[mario54671]

So the next episode is processing now? I can't wait to hear the review of Wii Sports Resort and its motion sensor, since Tobin said the motion sensitivity feels perfect..making me wanna get it for future games..I gotta hear the real review! :P

[mucustiger]

WOOT CANT WAIT ill be first VIEW!!!

[FetchUltimate]

REALLY CANT WAIT!!!! KEEP IT UP GUYS!

[tobin00]

Thanks! :) It's 90% uploaded, and then Youtube has to render it, so probably about another hour. You can do it!

[Justinpfx]

You know your putting on a good show when people stay up to watch it :-). Cant wait also.

[uscfan656]

duuuuuuude niiiiiice!!!!!!

[FrozeanFails]

Wheres the new ep?

[tobin00]

It's uploading as we speak.

[TheOfficialMNB]

Can't Wait!!!

[PissedOffGamerXII]

Hey Yuzo, according to wikipedia (Unreliable... I know) you're a podcast host and an alleged Yakuza... Is this true?

[yuzow]

I had to get special dispensation so that my tattoos don't show when I wear t-shirts.

[ultimagamer856]

lol tobin makes money in a dark alley.

[FrozeanFails]

Yow!!!

[slair417]

i have watched all the episodes and wasted 152 hrs and i have one thing to say TIME WORTH SPENT!!

[tobin00]

Nicely done sir!

[firecheetos]

age of empires 2 was the shit back in the day

[ChilledLemons]

Awesome, American guitar! Oh and "I shattered your moms jaw with my enormous cock!!"

[ultimagamer856]

dude I love spaceballs mel brooks FTW

[MrJackLMAO]

were is the new ep :\

[tobin00]

It'll be up LATE tonight. I just got the audio from Range.

[sedrader]

you guys should really be on g4! your show is hilarious

[tobin00]

Thanks, we'd love to :)

[sedrader]

yeah attack of the show and xplay better watch out =D

[Rad1ka1]

you guys are so much teaching small kids to be alcholics haha i like it, cheers.

[LightningGamma]

Hey, Tobin you2 should try to play a SRPG called Fire Emblem Path of Radiance. Only if you don't have any thing else to play. YOW!

[deliddog866]

yo nice videos love em. u guys should talk about battle field bad company or talk about M.A.G and god of war 3

[elxtranjero]

TOBIN we want to seeee CHAINSAW AND STICK  EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMEEEEE­!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[thunderwolf3333]

LOL I was thinking of a skit based on fat princess involving your wives,...but im not sure that would end too well for you guys.LOL

[tobin00]

Heh yeah we don't want to get divorced :)

[painkilla9098]

I went last year I went to retro gaming asked for Kickle Cubicle and they didnt know what game that was

[rhyno20008]

hey you guys should check out a game called "i want to be the man" if you havent already

its a free indie game

[rhyno20008]

i think its actualy "i want to be the guy"

[trixi0n]

rofl, that was an epic start of another episode of NooBTooB! Great work guys! :)

[boulderdash112]

New Releases

(Wii) Wii Sports Resort - 28:18

(XBLA) Marvel vs. Capcom 2 - 30:11

(PSN) Fat Princess - 30:49

(PC) East India Company - 32:16

(360) Gears of War 2: All Fronts Collection - 34:54

Plus:

Pax idea s - 38:22

Voicemails - 41:15

[boulderdash112]

Games Weve Been Playing

(Wii) Little Kings Story - 03:30

(XBLA) Splosion Man - 11:30

(Wii) Final Fantasy Crystal chronicles: My Life as a Darklord - 18:10

(PSN) Shatter- 21:11

(PC) Shift - 25:03

[tobin00]

Timestamps added! Thanks!

[metapickachu]

you guys are the julia childe of gaming podcasts always driking and the show is hlilarious and off topic half the time

[tobin00]

Haha that's a new one.

[cryptonate]

Hey Tobin and Yuzo, another great show! I heard you guys talking about the Game Boy and wondered if you had heard of the Sega Game Gear? Released in 1991, it was an 8-bit color portable gaming system. I remember getting this for Christmas back in 1991 and went out and bought Mortal Kombat...This thing took 6AA batteries, and because it was more powerful than the Game Boy it ate those batteries like candy. I remember they would last for about 4.5 hours if I was lucky! Can you imagine? YOW

[zombievsshark]

Naa mate, you guys take the U's out of everything! ;D

-lolzombies (from the forums)

[VGameLog]

LOL he was saying "SUCK IT, SUCK IT!" and then I looked at the thing under it and it said Madballs

[thunderwolf3333]

LMAO Tobin PLZ tell me you got the achievment for releasing the MAW into space in Splosion man. =) the cutscene they give you is funny as shit!

[Pivotmakerman]

what happened to the itunes noobtoob podcast???? u guys stopped at 143!! why????/ ur show is to awesome!!!

[tobin00]

You mean the video on itunes?

[Pivotmakerman]

shit im sorry, (i am so stupid!!!) i kept on going to the page on itunes, but it was the old one XD

[TheBeast519]

I wonder if you can plug a wii motion plus into a wii motion plus. That way you can have a sword.

[kingduqc]

Im watching you guys and i just saw that...

Your arms move ALL THE TIME, put 2 lb bracelets you will get strong as HULK

[xStupidFatKidx]

Rock band contests or play day

[boulderdash112]

hahahahah from 21:43 till 22:20 fkin hilarous cant believe you guys didnt laugh best line ever "youre balls are youre live"

[rhyno20008]

hey tobin and yuzo i was wondering when (or even if you) where going to cover batman: AA demo couse i thought it was amazing

[tobin00]

I'm gonna try it out tonight, so soon!

[TheKweh]

BTW how are you getting the money to buy games,support the community and finance all the stuff that is going to happen at PAX? :O

[tobin00]

Donations, mostly. The noobtoob army is what makes it all possible.

[boulderdash112]

you guys are gonne check out the batman demo that came out today for next week

[TheKweh]

Mics are working,yey!

Awesome show ^_^

[TheRealBoof]

:\ i would watch your videos more if they were alot shorter.

[tobin00]

Then we wouldn't be able to talk about as many games!

[TheRealBoof]

You could make more episodes? :3

[tobin00]

If you watched all our short episodes, wouldn't it add up to one long episode? :)

[TheRealBoof]

mhm, thats the point. You could watch it in intervals! :D Time saving and such. I just dont have the patience to sit and watch a 1 hour vid. Although, i used to watch ur episodes every night.

[Mizmo182]

I LOVE MENS BUT HOLES

[coolness]

1st off I highly approve of One cup.

Nice tobin about time for that PSP. I've had mine for a while so I recommend Patapon, Crisis Core, Dissidia and the new KH that will be coming out for it (at some point). Yeah its mainly square but who cares?

Can wait for collage plan to go around the Bay Area it'll be a nice change from Miami.

Man I gotta go to them forms!

[tobin00]

Isn't Dissidia just a brawler? I love Square as much as the next guy, but brawlers are kind of boring.

[coolness]

I agree with the whole brawler thing is boring but, the battle system looks fun and interesting. There is some story but its really all for the fans. The customization (or so I've hear) is crazy too.

You should go check out the demo and see if you like it or not.

[drkaxel123456]

Really crisis core felt more like a brawler.

[Puffnut]

can u talk bout wolfenstein? looks brill!

[thunderwolf3333]

OMG SPLOSION MAN!!! the donut song is the most epic song ever!!!!!! im sure you know what im talkin about if you played splosion man.

[tobin00]

Everybody loves donuts!

[thunderwolf3333]

i know i do-oo-oo

[Venture999]

Great reviews, and hilarious as usual.

SUB'D

[Midjet666]

Can you guys do a review of Arma 2?

[ItachiNSV]

Tobin wearing a....Cowboy Bebop shirt? that damn lapel mic is blocking it!

[allotone2]

Hey, Tobin & Yuzo, have you guys ever played Bloxorz? it's a flash game, very fun and challenging in my opinion, you should check it out.

[FlameSpartan]

YES!!! All fronts kicks ASS!

[allotone2]

Really? o.O I've heard the maps are great but the new campaign mission is terrible...I can understand why...I love GoW, but STEALTH in GEARS...the game where you shoot anything that MOVES?! Marcus and Dom are not the most subtle people -_-

[Ryano1904]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFF... I can has timeline?

[lundell100]

in pax I mean

[lundell100]

you guys could put chainsaws on sticks and have a deathmatch, AND NO RANDOM THOR STUFF ALLOWED

[DJkilla455]

I have an indi's game for you guys to try out it's called Yume Nikki. Look forward to your guy's review.

[slair417]

that sucks that Fat Princess is only on psn and is not also on xbl

[brawler9686]

hey Tobin and Yuzo are you guys going to do a review on the new Call Of Duty World At War Map Pack? It cam out today

[joeiznang]

love the new place it looks uber funky

[kihhn]

its not a new place, it's their old place.

they need to get out of tobin's rap studio and back into the wine cellar. the mics sound find, ppl need to suck it up.

[tobin00]

We're back in my wine cellar today recording :)

[Winspur1982]

Excellent episode, I almost laughed my balls off. Maybe when I'm sick of playing Fire Emblem I'll send my DSi to you guys.

[tobin00]

That would be sweet!

[kihhn]

And I'll send you my PSP with a joystick that moves of its own accord and holds a charge for 20 minutes! You're welcome.

[sampal23]

Guys. since you are so low on games. I think you should try "Battlefield heroes" you have prolly allready heard of it . but it is realesed . free on their website. cant link it here but google it

[5dragonlord]

no fuck that game its balls

[Couly]

I remember playing Duke Nukem multiplayer in college with my lecturer!

[grimreaper42]

lol sake you guys should do a sake bomb :D in your next vid come on that would be a grate opening

[tobin00]

Hah Yuzo would fall over.

[FleshFlake]

I think they get them from Threadless.

[FleshFlake]

No shit. I actually still have it on VHS and I still have my VCR connected to my television.

[FleshFlake]

I'm was the same as you. Just Tetris on the old Gameboy. Well. that and Kwirk. I never got another handheld gaming system until someone bought me a PSP and that only gets used to play Kickle Cubicle on emulation.

[rcoziahr]

The sound quality is good

[IraqiDoom]

woah man its rusty, haha tobin mentions you on the show sometimes

[PhilisAmazing]

Hey ive totaly seen spaceballs its a great movie i might be 17 but i know good classic games and movies so dont just assume buddy been a fan for while keep it going guys YOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thecosmicavenger]

Hey Tobin, did you hear that D3 Publisher is going to release "classic" Matt Hazard games on XBL? It's Hazard Time is slated for a Q4 release.

[recoverytwo]

holly crap thats awesome

[mynameisdanielrose]

the only game that i ever liked on psp was feild commander. please play it tobin

[Couly]

Starcraft 2 also delayed until 2010

[gotmilk3001]

What platform is splosion man on? If it's on pc i'm getting it.

[soundattacker]

only xbox live arcade

[MiraiGen]

Fuck you guys, of course I saw Spaceballs.

[Darkjedi195]

Dark Helmet ftw?

[King191912]

Tobin, you no longer have an exscuse to not complete Crisis Core. Anyway, FF Dissidia is coming out soon, and within the next year and a half there will be Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep, as well as FF Agito 13.

Also, there is Rockband Unplugged...which is the only other thing im interrested in atm.

[Jlpeaks]

The sounds not too shabby... just not as good as the headsets.

[soundattacker]

i think they're using the audio from the head sets. not sure though

[tobin00]

Yeah the lapel mics didn't really cut it.

[masteroftoast321]

did u guys arange anything on red faction?

[hoptop77]

the sound is even worse than the first time, it was better last week but in this one its distorting like crazy try using a compressor and put the threshold up, cut any gain effecting the mics or just turn down yuzo's mic as it sounds worse when he speaks.

[BlinginTom]

TOB IN I LOVE YOU no homo you too YUZO! no homo xD

[coffeeshoplame]

is it ok that i read my harry potter books while listening to you guys talk?

D=

[macdaddymario]

I noticed you guys havn't done a MMO invasion recently, and I've been playing an MMO for a few years on and off now called "Battleground Europe", it's basically a WW2 MMO that you play in FPS.. VERY sim like, you have army, navy and air battles all going on at once.. it's like a large scale version of Battlefield 1942.. there is a 14 day free trial for it if you would like to try it out.

For the PSP thing Tobin, "SOCOM: Tatical Strike" .. try it :D

[mowgli123456789]

that first wii game you talk about does sound good.... but, because of the lack of games comming out recently, i was slightly reminded of the bit eddie murphy does in raw when he talks about throwing a starving man a cracker! ha ha.

[tobin00]

Heh, that's what it feels like in these dry months. I'll take anything :)

[jtaz612]

That doesn't sound right...

[ds90seph]

Tobin you're wrong, I have seen spaceballs, awesome fucking movie. Yogurt is the best. (not the dairy product)

[TREBOR1985]

801.5 sec SHiUFT BTW im from the UK lol

[Mljkghiyt]

umm i went over the limit of my internets just before i was gonna whatch this episode can anyone tell me what they gave to each of the games

[ushabtizhou]

Space balls, firefly. Some of us have good taste too. I think a pink armband will suit you.

[Seckser]

Thanks guys! Got splosion man today, first arcade game ive bought really. Loving the videos!

[tobin00]

Awesome, thanks for watching!

[armyofmeisbliss]

I would really like to see an episode where both of you review games while being reaaaally drunk.

i know yuzo has to drive home afterwards, but i laughed my ass off with drunk Yuzo in Japan.

YOW!

[halodoodle]

ha liked the intro

[RexTheGamer]

Sup Guys ImGunaa refer u and everyone to a site called retro uprising u can play classic games like super mario world and things 4 free!!

[BulldozerLemon]

...uhm, why when there are emulators and roms all over the internet?

[crazybigyo]

AUDIO SOUNDS GOOD. ;P i had to turn down my volume.

[Drak0Zer0]

OMG, Tobin do you still play starcraft?

[Foxhound1112]

hey tobin if u play ninja breadman i will shave ur head. deal? lol

[tobin00]

Sure! Wait a minute!

[olldg753]

Cool you guys played Shift! I kept thinking that I should tell you guys about it but never got around to it *cough*. Don't forget about Shift 2 and i think there is a Shift 3.

[tobin00]

Oh nice, I gotta check out the sequels!

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Hey tobin, how come you didn't put the time of th reviews in the description?

[redspartan7]

spaceballs is an awesome movie, in fact all the movies by mel brooks are amazing. What is your guys opinion on the game darkest of days that is coming out some time soon? i personally love the concept, but their execution, is questionable. what do you think?

"may the the Schwartz be with you" - yogurt

[blackmarvel94941]

god of war best psp game ever

[IraqiDoom]

would you guys put splosion man in your top 3 for downloadable games this year?

[tobin00]

I think I would, yeah. It's REALLY good.

[IraqiDoom]

haha, good to hear, i bought it and am loving every second, and for 10 BUCKS what a great value for a game with tons of replayability

[AliParada]

sounds great

[UnluckyMonk]

your schwartz is bigger then mine...

[sorghin]

Sounds great!!

[ynot914]

not having the times located at the side is a killer for me, as I like only listening to what I choose. Why would you decrease the experience for the fans? If this is not fixed I am sure some fans will be lost.. I know I will be gone.