eHarmony Video Bio (Chad Vader Parody)

[Survivalwithaknife]

Poor chad vader and his deats

[TheXsmanX]

This is gay

[jessica69286]

dude u gotta man up a bit

[hetailiaitaly]

This is AWESOME on so many levels B)

[lilityger19]

FUCK YEAH BEATS!

[ashaddow99]

Don't worry I feel the same about onions

[blackninga003]

EPIC TURNUPS

[blackninga003]

EPIC BEETS

[VictoriaMathews]

I <3 Beats. . .

[stungbo]

chad i can feel your pain

[TheJamesavatar]

How did I get here on these weird side of YouTube

[twise29]

185 People don't love Beets.

[13Zoe131]

i wonder if the cat lady likes beets???????

[TheRealJackAndMatt]

wondered where this was going, then remembered the cats one hahahahhaah

[PRECISIONPOWER11]

I wonder if he means beats by dre lol

[kayjeewun]

Beets give me diarrhea. I'd have to pass on dating this guy. I had to stop drinking Sierra Mist Natural because of the beet sugar. Why can't they flavor our sodas with cane sugar like they used to and like they still do in other countries?!?!?!?!?!!! Anyway, I guess there are far more reasons not to date this guy other than that beet obsession. :P

[abracadabra545]

I don't really care about beats. LOL =D

[Lmomjian]

THUMBS UP FOR BEETS

[ReRexTV]

I will help you stalk all the beets Chad Vader! I love you that much! =D

[TuRTL3S2CA]

@ReRexTV stock :O

[razorflame45]

I would totally date Him :33

[ps3report]

lol



[DiamondBack1666]

... I dunno you think this guy likes his veggies?

[TheLidKazer]

bears, beats, battlestar galactica

[TOBUSCUSLVR1]

I feel the same way about strawberries :')

[Asian4LifeStopHating]

How do you eat?

[baconator2222]

Whhhyyyyy

[ASHL0TTE]

THAT will teach you to spy on the beets!

[monroepride2011]

gay



[The1337GangsterPanda]

What are beets...

[Mlow44]

Chad should hit up Dwight Schrute so they can hang out and talk about beets

[SuperStrangeSheepie]

I want to stalk them all O:

[mattscape33]

im disliking coz i hate beats. du dudu du dudu du du du . just kidding. sometimes i can, i can, just feel the beat. its like im just in rhythmn. its just. wahahaha. im sorry beats make me emotional. but i just you know. i just wanna dress up the beats in bow ties. if thats possible... shit i watched it again and realized he was talking about beetroots. not beats

[randomgirl19806]

LIKE IF YOU HATE BEETS [;

[INMATE2468]

Lol nobody likes beets lol

[javieryafo1]

Chad Vader is the best! I love beets too! snif! sorry I'm getting emotional too!!! U_U

[konadoggeh]

smchwozo should remix this, just like the original =p

[brandonr717]

how many other people tried to wipe the two dots off their screen

[Jennfam7]

@brandonr717 i hella jus tried to wipe those two dots off the screen lol

[ajwalker83]

I wonder if him and that cat lady hooked up, they have so much in common!!

[breezym980]

A beat is a veggitable

[Menn0knight]

@breezym980 A "Beet" is a "Vegetable". Hope it helps you in the future.

[jessjessxxxx]

hahaha this guy is a legend!!!

[rembrandttttttt]

I think Chad Vader should do an episode of him going to therapy unless he's already done that!

[MonkeeGurl102]

whats a beet

[Kihlman36]

awesome suit

[chibitalia312]

It's okay, man. Just let it out, let it out.

[junkie8808]

YOUR MY FATHER

[GreenOrganicEye]

Well, this is not really funny ...

[MrMontageMitch]

@GreenOrganicEye Well...your not famous enough for us t care.

[GreenOrganicEye]

@MrMontageMitch Well, Why answering me then? :)

[MrMontageMitch]

@GreenOrganicEye Just to let you know;)

[steak1and1beans]

sounds like bill cosby



[123456789weeee]

im sorry i just thinking aboout beets again , classic

[AppleFlavouredCheese]

Bow-ties on beetroots..? Okay, now I've heard it all.

[ZamCam735]

ya, im not much of a beet lover ether. i love ternips! just like you! :D LOL

[ZamCam735]

LOL

[redTalonsss]

Out of every single thing in the world besides cats...beets? Really? ...well he does sound kinda funny when he says "beet".

[Charizard810]

"and I want them to be all rainbow!" lol

[D4K44R1]

ummm.......

[TidmanJ]

"but i cant, cant stock every beet" (dun dun dun du dun)

[CaribDevist]

I loled.

[KirbyOnCronic]

Does this dude do anything other than bite off every internet meme?

[EricNielsenTV98]

why chad? why not another name? just sayin

[Grieg13]

The ending is great. Totally unexpected.

[Eushawn20]

haha this is amazing. beets

[CyaelDobson]

I wanted him to love droids >:/

[esawall23]

Well, now what about turnips???

[RollingStone08]

For this you get One Shrute Buck

[o0EPITOME0o]

He Loves Beats. Ha



[eriksturgeon13]

What is his obsession with biking?

[ssohood2011]

A beet or beat is a Egyptian fruit that naturally grows in the desert however it can be grown anywhere with the proper fertilizer. Beets are used all around the world. In China it is used as a medicine meant to heal cuts & gashes. In India it is consisted a deliciously for the rich. Actually the taste of a beet is very tangy-sweet, similar to a date witch is another fruit naturally grown in Egypt.

In the end a beet is a fruit just in case your an idiot and don't know.

[leopoldmarsh]

@ssohood2011

Beets are vegetables.

[Hollen36]

Chad needs pills from Dr. Moley.

[bludclone]

whats a beet?

[gir42399]

@bludclone ...are you 4 years old??

[bludclone]

@gir42399 no i just didnt know that beet meant beetroot.

[FelipeNGarcia1]

Songify This.

[MsTmosh]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه

[marshmelloweyes]

that sux



[mrchriswho]

169 people stalk beets

[wedgiepac]

Beets? Really? Lol this made me laugh though

[teetee996112]

lol at 2:20 he sounds like bill cosby

[QueenofMean89]

Well, Chad, I may not like beets (or tunips) much, bu'll sure as hell be your soul mate!

[bloodwolfjackel]

beets are disgusting



[lolerskateful]

hes an apple

[clubpenguinsecrets1]

This is my first attempt, donk!

[TheGreenerthangreen]

HAHAHAAHAH. brilliant.

[2SoonRide]

Haha the ends the best

[clareintokyo]

Do you mean beetroots?

[dazzlemehoney]

Omg this is so good :L hahaha well done :)

[sinclaircj]

I though this was gonna be stupid... But I loved it! Pleasant surprise!

[grouchypus]

da fuck- lolololol beets

[SNoVa525]

I can't believe i've never thought of this. How does Vader eat???

[peachyscissors]

hahaha wow beats

[9506Emily]

Really beats??

[trumpetgirl3901]

Love this.

[Ironserpent94]

this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while. :)

[benkerr69]

what about cats do u like cats?

[17cocoapuff]

This sounds like a "My strange addiction" video clip haha

[qwertyuiop246603]

How does he poop or ear or pee in his suit? if he does it off he dies :D SOOO WTFFFFFFF is he imortal?

[CassieOsment]

OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT!!XDDDD

[drsauceguy]

im with you turnips are just .....just ......im sorry

[Ryrocks99]

im mcrying because i love beats so much

[gritnom]

2:16 I'm crying! I can't stop laughing!!! I'm gonna DIE!!!

[andraken]

Matt Sloan is great, I love how he plays both Chad Vader in comedy and Darth Vader in official Star Wars games XD, it's like Darth Vader in the spare time loves to be a jerk XD

[ETslayer12]

i just want them to be on rainbows and in my bed. hahahahaha XD

[shanecrazy2607]

i luv u

[xboxliveShadow144450]

Haha rainbow! lol

[thesims337]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets



[Theninjagunboy]

Haha

[999DJBlade]

Fail no music

[HOMBRESANTI]

hey Chad! :)

[hippiechickie18]

lol i was eating ramen noodles and i laughed so hard the noodles came out my nose. im just imagining vader rolling around in a pile of beets intoxicated by their beetness.

[tobytoffie]

keep pressing 7 he keeps laughing :D

[Juglebugle8]

THAT Is HISTARICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[SmOoOoTh2010]

hahahahaah

this is really funny ,

[HowMarvelous1]

LMFAOOOO!

[leeon5050]

Keep pressing 8

[Zeruckiven]

@leeon5050 keep pressing 5 XD

[MrBaRnAbEeJoNeS]

i think he had a better chance at landing a date

[MadelineCyance]

Now if only dwight schrute saw this.......

[xfiles1952]

do you love beating off

[spectravondergeist65]

lol!!! he loves beets!!

[JantisFTW]

Stock, not stalk...

[lxgothkidxl]

Guys, his name is Chad, not Darth. It's really upsetting to him when you get it wrong, this is why his emotional outbursts are aimed at beets.

[Channiej93]

Best parody ive seen :)

[zombie6133]

I want a vadar costume

[kalack99]

Very Funny! Thanks for the Vader humor!

[valy225]

i search it on google and now i cant stop laughing wen i hear he love beets

[brokinwand92]

stock or stalk beets?

[snip3r416]

were did you get the costume at

[epicturnip]

Turnips!

[TheJobie001]

whats a "beet"

[ydnab]

@TheJobie001 - A beet is a disgusting reddish root that some people WILLINGLY ingest. It's horrific.

[islandhappenings]

@ydnab lol. the terror of the beets. XD

[Train2Failure]

I Lol'd :D

[MrDingdong1117]

WE HAVE TO HELP HIM STALK EVERY BEET!!!!

[akanechan982]

@MrDingdong1117 stock every beet. stock, like at a grocery store. cause that's where he works.

[dcbbstacks]

This was better than the original

[KitsuneLovesYouu]

LoL XD hilarious



[islandhappenings]

lol, i hate beets,but i love this video!

[ItsGotStealthTV]

Now songify this.

[Sylvanas17]

@ItsGotStealthTV oh god no...

[summercreekboys]

Hey darth, your helmet is crooked... Just saying

[22007niki]

haha, darth vader is too funny in any parody

[EmperorBenson]

I LOVE BEETS TOOO!!! :DDDDD

[casvanmarcel]

=)))))



[Wetily]

He likes beets more than choking people?

[QuadroGaming]

Only 90000 views?

[LoveBloodTear]

Aww, poor vader, hes so cute... Amazing!

[eeliah2001]

i love beets to iam geting emotion just thing about them

[xxthexxpoisonxx]

Lol

[xxthexxpoisonxx]

Omg its vader

[Beaverboy361]

i'm in tears

[AboveEmAllProduction]

roflmao this is epic

[zombiethingy1]

lol i love blamesocityfilms they are amazing XD

[zombiethingy1]

lol i love blamesocityfilms they are amazing XD



[buck2121whitefang]

what's beet?

[99FeeBee99]

@buck2121whitefang he means beetroots, I was confuse too :)

[JaxAndZeke]

LOL I LOVE STALKING BEETS BUT I JUST CAN'T STALK EVERY ONE OF THEM!

[rozethorn22]

@JaxAndZeke he means stock as in restocking?

[mariodarren123]

This is so fucking hilarious.

[eeliah2001]

wtf!?

[eeliah2001]

awesome



[JamesSkullWielder]

LOOOOL!!!!

[vanessa8265314]

i liked the preview at the beginning lol

[Gradyolson]

lmfaorotflol

[MegaHellKitten]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[UndeadKIRA]

LOL omfg xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[breeandpurple2]

Beets. Bears. Battlestar glattica

[Marco065]

Beet in french is ''Betterave''. Penis is ''pénis''. 

[Osmostrix]

153 people don't like beets