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  • _FREESEXYPORNSTARS.(NET)_

    how the fuck should i know?!?!?!?!

  • BELIEVE me, LYING does NOT at all HELP anyone's "relationship" and denial is very cowardly, people DO love "fantasy",lol that I could agree with, love makes the world circulate, spread it Blessed Be

  • You think you know me but you dont you fat fuck freak cunt. Ill be around and I owe your family shit. Maybe you owe the taxpayers and explanation for taking their money because you are too lazy to hold a job. You will never find happiness a a witch, I mean wiccan. Go cast a spell on Nornna to help her loose weight and not be a retard. Fuck off cunty Dena - because trolling you is fun. Also you do not own your channel - youtube does you mixed up sack of shit.

  • Dena - I bit your lady parts stink to high heaven. Nornna is a catholic retard. Maybe she should ask god why her made her fat and slow. Dena you are a piece of shit and butt ugly. Have you looked at yourself in a mirror without throwing up? Why don't you lick Nornna's clit until it becomes engulfed and swollen and bring her to the brink of pleasure? Maybe you can film it for us to watch? Nornna should come visit you in Florida so she can see what a piece of trailer park shit that you are.

  • I have been sick all DAY, it seems! I am exhausted, right now from all my POOPING Ive been doing, that its not even funny! My poop hole hurts, because its stinging right now from all the pooping Ive been doing. (Sorry for sharing all of this, but this was my day, and MY DIARY! Ha, ha! So, there!) I am turning in to my Mommy. I can see it. Its a depressing thought, having to watch me, in my mind, run to the bath room, after EVERY time eating something with a Dairy product in. Imagine what m

  • So your saying that you have to lie to women? Is lying a sin? Isn't women the reason for the first sin? Why do us men have to follow their sinful ways and lie like them? When my woman asks if she looks fat in a dress I always respond "is this a trick question?" Why do they ask in the first place? What, so we can go to hell too?

  • the part you said about guys that like girls with fat in the 'right places' was so weird. I'm anorexic and i wish i could belive you, but it's BS.... just another little white lie right....lol...

    and btw, ur right about the other stuff, like don't tell ur gf she looks fat unless you want to be as depressed as her...good overall video though lol

  • you may get what you think about. your mind may be your biggest enemy. In his free report the AttractionAccelerator, Bob Proctor explains how the Law Of Attraction will get you what you think about think about fat you be fat, think of how a lean body may bring you, get the free report at this website visualizationexercise dotcom/rights

  • Gay

  • this is meant to be sarcastic. even though i found that most fo the things he ses are true and they seriously are true, its sorta better not to take the advice. remember dumbass, its called sarcasm. get to know it, dumb fuck.

  • you are funny!!!

  • BORING...tell me something I dont know Gaybo!

  • HAHAHAHAH This is fuckin' hilarious. Love this guy.

  • C'mon ppl, it's called straight-up sarcasm. Period. Get over itttt

  • this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

  • stop fucking doing these stupid chain letters let commentors comment!

  • This guy is uber sarcastic - very smart...

    Lying aint kool though 0_o

  • Yes. Gay.

  • what is this guys point? i have no idea why this videa has such high rate

  • don't blame the soda blame chips & dips. There was plenty of lolly water when i was a kid and fat kids were rare. Today you fat retards shovel chips and dips down your gobs, that is why fat bastards are ruining our world.

  • No,it's people like you who are ruining the world.You act like callous dickheads and you justify that by saying "They're fat.They deserve it.".

  • Well if you want to stay skinny eat less and exercise and stay off your lazy asses! My wife weighs over 250 pounds and lives a life different than me! All women want want want without having one consideration for those who loved them! Women are devils and want you to go down with them!

  • I'd make a comment, but then people would know i watched this gay video... oh no...

  • *cough*

  • Awesome show, keep up the good work.

    Now I can justify lying to my spouse, hehe.

  • lie to me! yes.

  • haha, interesting video. the zooming in and out really fast thing kinda freaked me out a little bit.

    just for the record people, anyone naive enough to think cheating isnt a reality is living in denial. whats NOT funny is the percentage of marriages that end in divorce because of how many people adhere to societal standards and SETTLE. get some goddamn self-esteem and stop wasting everyone's time over your petty problems. there are much larger issues...

  • how gay.

  • HAHA!!

  • I love all the Rob comments in here, even if he is being a jerk. Keep up all the amazing work; there's a reason you got this nerd to subscribe, Healing Network.

  • You are loud

  • aaahaha i love ur vids

  • I Love your videos...They are lot's of fun. Keep them coming.

  • Wow... you are such a cheesy person. Nice video, aside from the cheating part.

  • I dated this girl once, who went from 132-171 almost overnight. Seemed overnight anyhow hyperbole aside, I give her a good look one morning and say to myself "Lord help me". So she asks the question and I decide to say,"Well, get on the scale we'll see." Trapped, she went on the scale and I gave her a face. She returns me a look and repeats the question. I answer,"Well, your not fat but you're real heavy!"

  • Uhmm, so cheating on your significant other is ok?

    Your video was funny until you got into cheating. That's just not funny

  • seems you have dealt with a similar issue

  • No I haven't. I just don't think it's funny.

  • wow, fantastic. You really tied up everything I've ever learned in every crappy 90s sitcom. I think the toolman had to sleep outside once because he called Jill fat, and then Bradly, Mark, and Randy got into trouble for scratching Tim's car. Oh man, those shows were crazy.

  • dude you definately need to find your way to the stage..you are too funny (very close to robin williams but w/your own style)..too cool

  • SMILE n' FART, I'm luvin it! Props to my Twin yo!

  • you head shake its funny

  • fantastic job! You have great creativity and delivery. keep it up.

  • I like the Japanese screen behind you.

  • I like it when you are naked! What are you going to do in the winter when it is freezing??? I hope you will turn the heat up and be naked still!

  • "...and people love fantasys!". lol

  • BuTTeRS watched this.

  • lol! I really like this one, you're great

  • Fantastic! You're sweet. ;D

  • I think I'm going to have a love affair with the subtitle ninja.... O.o heh heh heh.

  • Haha you are all shiny... oh wait that is bad. hmm sorry?

  • You'll probably never see this comment because you seem to have a lot of fans, but I think your stuff is awesome, and I hope you have a lot more videos to come. :D

  • celestialdelinquent: thanks, and I did see it. :)

  • YouTube with the banner ad (only) showing when I click on videos or even click them off my emails saying a comment was replied to- IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE! 16 times I had to click that link in my email to finally see this video again. getting on my last nerve I say.

  • disneychickadoo: yeah, it pisses me off too when this happens. Thanks for sticking with it. Hopefully they'll sort this out soon.

  • Oh man- sorry to hear about your back! I hope you are feeling better soon! This one made me chuckle quite a few times. :)

  • disneychickadoo: Thanks. I'm doing a bit better.

  • It may be possibly the best video yet... Possibly...

  • okey now you promissed me your new vid...to day or yesterday

  • knugablog: sorry, my back went out and then I was having trouble uploading this vid. Sometimes life gets shitty and interferes, but fear not. I have episode 12 ready and it will be up this weekend. 100%

  • I bet you get this all the time but are you related to Ed Norton?

  • blazemore: Well, yes, seems lately I am getting a lot of that. And no. Thanks for watching. :)

  • X] nice video!

  • how about an episode about How to Deal with PMS. Without killing your lover..

  • DrunkinIrishman: About how you don't kill your girlfriend when she has pms? Or how she doesn't kill the guy when she has pms?

  • How not to kill her when she has pms or how to avoid it.

  • DrunkinIrishman: sweet.

  • cool can't wait for it

    Take Care

  • DrunkinIrishman: Can you do me a favor on this one? I have a horrible memory and already have stuff planned for the next few weeks, but after this run I'm going to do something like "ask a naked therapist" series, and if you could post this PMS question to that when I do it then it will remind me as I will probably respond to it for that segment. Thanks for staying tuned. :)

  • Sure I can do that. I will look for that video and shout you a reminder.. Take Care

  • Omg you do look a lot like ed norton. I kept thinking man this guy looks so damn familure..another great video great work keep them coming....

  • DrunkinIrishman: Why does everyone keep saying that? I don't see it at all. Oh well...

  • O yeah, I think I was going to ask you if you were in your boxorz in your other video but somehow forgot. Yeah I usally don't wear my shirt because my room cannot support an AC AHH! LOL "you must learn to lie to your lover all the time"

  • pancakemastr: Which video? Yeah, I'm usually wearing boxers. Glad you got a laugh out of this. :)

  • The YouTubeaholism one :P

  • No dude! No shirt!

    It's your trademark!

  • xyzdann123: I know, I'll have to do that at some point. It just wasn't as hot in my apartment lately.

  • You know...it was just now that I noticed you look and sound a bit like Edward Nortan. O_o

  • He's better!

  • Healingcomedy guy is better than E.N.

  • xyzdanny123: and thanks :)

  • WeAreVenom: funny, I hear that a lot...

  • I find a good bout of nervous breakdown-inducing worry helps to shift a few pounds.

  • manfromthezoo: always a good way to lose weight, for sure.

  • interesting and informative.

  • cheeryvibez: glad you found it so. :)

  • hey man this is gr8 :)

  • haniunited: thanks. Really appreciated. :)

  • Rock on, healing network!

    I don't know, I kinda thought the nudity was a nice touch.

    More vids on my channel soon.

  • kkolack: Thanks. Yeah, now I regret not doing all these eps without a shirt. Oh well, in a few weeks the shirt can go again. HEY EVERYONE! WATCH MY BUDDY KKOLACK! He's gonna be a big star!

  • LOL...great as ever!  Thanks, doc!

  • VioletKitty411: Thanks for coming back. :)co

  • Hi! Mr Network! would you go and see my NEW FILM? FlyKiller?

    Jess and I made it the other day and I want to see how people like it so tell all your friends! please please please.. and put comments on it and rate it, please, please it took us ages! %~}

  • i love you and your videos haha your brilliant keep making the awesome videos!!! xxx

  • LinsiS: thanks so much for the kind words. More is coming, fear not. Or fear. Maybe you should fear. I fear.

  • "You're just an artist creating a backdrop on which your relationship can grow and flourish..."

    Dude this one was fantastic. You're style is great! Love your videos!

  • insaneshayne: thanks. yeah, I don't know where that line came from, but after I said it I felt something deep had just been discovered. :) the admiration is mutual. Keep up the good stuff! I'm totally behind your success.

  • I love those moments when something comes out of nowhere, and then you're like, "That was something special."

    Thank you so much! When you get time send me a private message and let me know what else you do in NYC. Like improv, acting, ETC. ETC. You have to be doing something else with this awesome talent of yours!

  • insaneshaybe: cool. I'll hit you up on myspace in a moment.

  • Nice! Oh, and I'm glad you put on a shirt...It was turning me on...FREAKING me OUT, I mean FREAKING ME OUT!

  • insaneshayne: haha. nice.

  • Akechi180: Well, religion is a whole other can of worms, but if you're truly catholic, can you just ask for forgiveness and go to heaven, which is supposed to be way better than here? Of course, I don't know if there is YouTube in heaven, or hell for that matter. Hmm. These are not questions that the bible answers, are they? I'm probably not helping. Um, how about yoga and meditation? Or there's always Healing Words if that doesn't work.

  • wow man your freaking hilarious... Also id like to make a complaint.. wear less clothes. thanks lol jk

  • MrFoKai: I'm getting a lot of complaints on this. Strange. :)

  • omg,,, this is hilarious!

    ~Tara

  • Tara916: thanks so much for watching. :)

  • i totally love u n thnx again for the comment personally my friend loves u to we watch every episoade together ive really learned alot thnx again

  • hobofairyvictum: cool, and thanks for showing it to your friend. The more we can spread the word of the Healing Network, the more we can do to heal the world (?). I hope you've learned more good things than bad. :)

  • damn it i meant a CLOWN

    tooo damn hyper to type properly...

  • Lipstick on your shirt? hey! you could've been in a fight with a clown, yes a CLOW, that would explain those red marks(lipstick) on your shirt.

    if that doenst work work, tell her these: what if mustache stain? what you would you rather I have on; Mustache stains, or, Lipstick stain?

    I'm sure you both will atleast agree on that.

  • darkknightdante: wow, you seem really good at thinking fast in situations like these. Maybe you should do an episode on this stuff? :)

  • LizVicious: words of wisdom are everywhere, but none was ever so wise as George Costanza

  • I used to be fat (190lb) but after months and months of diets and now that I'm taking 'NO-XPLODE' "An Extreme Nitric Oxide & Creatine Surge" as the bottle says combined with 3 hours of working out at the GYM follow by a protein shake "Muscletech Anator P70" I'm quickly becoming a 'big muscular-guy'

    Sure I'm hyper as fuck throughtout the day and the slightest noice makes me want to jump at you and choke you, but I'm getting in shape. :-)

  • darkknightdante: congratulations... I think. :)

  • I used to be fat (190lb) but after months and months of diets and now that I'm taking 'NO-XPLODE' "An Extreme Nitric Oxide & Creatine Surge" as the bottle says combined with 3 hours of working out at the GYM follow by a protein shake "Muscletech Anator P70" I'm quickly becoming a 'big muscular-guy'

    Sure I'm hyper as fuck throughtout the day and the slightest noice makes me want to jump at you and choke you, but I'm getting in shape. :-)

  • I used to be fat (190lb) but after months and months of diets and now that I'm taking 'NO-XPLODE' "An Extreme Nitric Oxide & Creatine Surge" as the bottle says combined with 3 hours of working out at the GYM follow by a protein shake "Muscletech Anator P70" I'm quickly becoming a 'big muscular-guy'

    Sure I'm hyper as fuck throughtout the day and the slightest noice makes me want to jump at you and choke you, but I'm getting in shape. :-)

  • nice. i like the way you think.

    "lies help a relationship grow"

    classic

  • TAOTEHPROTUCTIONS: Glad you can relate. :)

  • Amen Brother. Amen.

    YOUTUBE now has a THEME SONG:

    billybobjoe57

  • sorry could not

  • Yes dear your have gained "quite (SP)" a bit of wait. Thats great

  • sorry I counot comment yesterday

  • Douglas2345: thanks for coming back and commenting. Means a lot to me. The comments are acting really weird lately. Makes me want to jump out my window.

  • Second go at writing a comment... Did tablatune finally collapse? Someone help me shift his unconscious hulk...

  • maestrix: yeah, commenting is acting weird. I think he collapsed because he stopped posting comments every few minutes and actually didn't respond yet to a message I sent him. I'm sure he will the second he wakes up.

  • yo yo yo im back and all i found out that it was 60 hours i overlooked my arm i couldnt see straigt so well im back now and like thanx for b'ing so suportive i love you guys for it if you didnt know i have gotn my first haters coment im so proud well annyways as soon as i get my pc or as soon as i get more money on my phone you will be seeing more of my vids well nothing more to say...

  • oh and i may not b here so much tomorow and well all this week cus tomorow i have this board meeting and after that im going to keep final with company @ his new job and on friday its well nothing so se you on friday ....and all of tonight^^ once again thanx for thinking about mee*^^

  • tablatune: no problem. good to have you back. Maybe I'll time things so I put something out on Friday when you're around. :)

  • Poor Tablatune!! Looks like he finally collapsed from the strain. Dr Steve, i think you should sonsider taking this poor man in for treatment... He's got so confused...

    Great episode as usual.. though i've noted that you no longer apologise anymore about the last week's advice... And that gun hasn't made an appearance. YOu feeling better then? :P

  • maestrix: yeah, I'm worried about Tablatune. I was noticing he must have passed out as well. Wonder if he'll pass out for 55 hours.

    And as for the apologies, I skipped a few eps on that, but some of the episodes I have already recorded will have some apologies. And don't know when the gun will come back. Could be any time. :)

  • Very funny, I like your video, I don't care what you wear or don't wear. Thanks for sharing lol!!!!

  • SlightlyAverage: Thanks for the support.  :)

  • i hit my girlfriends dog with my car and killed it and because of this video i desided not to tell her, i feel better but she is upset, oh well, atleast she doesnt know it was me!

  • TheNewGuy2608: Very well done. I think we can all learn from this.

  • YAY! I'm just creative! :D

  • WOW u r so funny, i thinki might be liking this web site too much to....no nearly as bad a s other ppl tho lol. oh and for the record, It was my hair on her undeis... lol

  • lenny1980: damn you and your hair! :)

  • I am not a "youtubeaholic." I can stop anytime. Also, people are discussing the shirt thing quite a bit. I would prefer you do the healing sessions completely nude. I find it much easier to trust naked people. It appears as though they are not hiding anything.

  • freewayxx: good point. It's harder to hide stuff when you're nude. I'll have to do some future eps completely naked.

  • o.O ;-)

  • hannahruth0: yes, an appropriate response for sure.

  • No shirt after the next 5 eps, ok? Promise? I mean, ZenArcher rarely EVER wears a shirt, and look at his numbers (and no offense to Zen, but you have a much nicer looking chest)! We need to see more skin before winter rolls around! =)

  • dzlzrd: Maybe I will be the most popular topless youtube poster one day. Oh, I can dream...

  • If you start gaining weight, just stop eating! Anyone else seen Mr.Pregnant's video on fat people? Well, what he said....

  • shirt, no shirt...funny either way, more vids please

  • connie727: thanks for supporting me whether I have a shirt on or not. :)

  • "Lying is not lying" lol

    Politicians are only lying to us so we can enjoy their fantasies - of course! :)

    Nice episode, keep on healing!

  • Redfrettchen: Yes, politicians are masters of creating fantasy. True artists.  o.O

  • yeah!

  • Keep em comin, has everyone joined the youtubeaholic group?

  • canadianbiker245: the group is a bit slow to get going, but I'm hopeful it will provide a place for youtubeaholics such as myself to find a cure.

  • Akechi180: There are some things the Healing Network must not reveal. :)

  • more quality advice - but maybe not as much humour as previously? maybe its the shirt? naked = extra funnyness!

  • buzzboid: yes, that's what people are saying. Oh well. I'll do a few like this and then try it off again. Perhaps I can do an analysis of the responses with shirt on and shirt off.

  • I think you could go without a shirt...I think the comic relief is greatly increased by the fact that we seek healing advice from a man who's raving with no shirt...oh and do I look fat?

  • janedoeinterrupted: you're probably right about this. I've already recorded the next 5 eps with a shirt, but perhaps it will come off after that when I get into my "ask a therapist" segments. :) Oh, and "no, dear."

  • Some people have the problem of eating too much chocolate and being fat, I however have the exact opposite. I believe the question, Do i look fat in this, would involve being a regular fitting size for a fellow such as myself.

    Good video man. Made my mate laugh, and this was the first time he has seen your work. Made me laugh too, Keep up the good work and hoping to see the next instalments

  • HarusElric: thanks for showing my stuff to your mate.  Hope be becomes a devoted fan too. :)

  • No problem. Hope more videos come on there way. ^_^

  • HarusElric: editing as we speak... :)

  • hahaha...so.... How do you screw a fat chick?

    Slap her leg and ride the waves in.

    More chubbin' for the lovin'!

  • hannahruth0: oooh. harsh! Good one, but harsh. :)

  • great! nice work.

  • timtwo12: nice to have to still with the show. thanks.

  • Brilliant episode...

    nice one!

  • M3ZZED: thanks. glad you're still enjoying them

  • oh god all my coments are going in in a different order and ahh why??

  • tablatune: because YouTube is deeply confused.

  • No Wait, Its b'cus Of HealingNetwork I Haven't Bin Sleeping..

  • Oh Well It Changed My Life AnnyWays

    And I Dont Give A Damn If Its For The Good Or Bad

  • If It Wasnt For HealingNetwork I Would Stil B Awake

  • Well, I Just Wanna Say HealingNetwork, Has Changed My life!