Bostonian

[aquanet2]

go fuck yourself!



[omfgCantGetaUsername]

If you gave another driver the middle finger in Philly that person most likely wouldn't have finger no more.

[omfgCantGetaUsername]

@MaxxRedSox Yeah, cus here in Philly drivers are aggressive and will not hesitate to go around you if you're Sunday's driver. I even cops speed pass a driver to make it through yellow lights. But it's funny cus when ppl see cops they'll make sure they're behind the white lines and back up or slam on breaks. I agree I've been to Nyc and it's much more aggressive

[thebestbaseballguy]

Yup.

[ColeHan100]

any young female considering college in boston should note that the two guys at the end are pretty typical of the guys here.

[beezybreezy195]

Haha, so true!

[billyorbit]

STEP 5

KYS

[bullhurley74]

i would rip you out the cah and make both yous shine my shoes..fake fuck

[frankie2336]

that was terrible

[Willowthecollie]

This is the best. XD

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

Thank god they dont have smelltube.

[nmt84]

They drive slow in Boston cuz tha roads in Boston are soo damn random...NYC streets are all blocks on a grid, the only part of boston remotly close to that is tha back bay.. Doin 75 mph on storrow dr is deadly

[Nick44254]

I DRIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikellv7]

Good JOB Boys.. Now get the Fuck off UTUBe Your causin a traffic jam you ASSHOLE !!

[mikellv7]

Don't forget the bat behind the seat !!

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Lol

[jakeroot2]

This is the funniest, most well-scripted thing I have seen in weeks. Thank you!

[robertdoherty85]

hey cosmicgate07 Boston hates you

[EsotericEpidemic]

you are perfect. hahahaha



[gravisan]

whaddaya ratahhhded?

[belfast479]

git the fuck arta heer ... you aint frum bahstin wit dat accent

[cosmicgate07]

I fucking hate boston

[MaxxRedSox]

@cosmicgate07 I love Boston. I hate the way they drive. People in Boston drive waaaaaaaaay too slow and stop at a yellow light like its red. Its even worse when people from New Hampshire, Maine, and Vermont visit Boston because they drive even slower. They all need to take a trip to New York, New Jersey, Philly, and Western Connecticut to learn how to really drive.

[cosmicgate07]

@MaxxRedSox Yes ur right....they suck n ned to learn a good driving lesson

[MaxxRedSox]

@cosmicgate07 I don't know why they drive so slow. I mean even the cab drivers drive slow. When I first drove to New York I was shocked to see that everyone drives like me and the Police do not try to pull you over for small shit like they do in Boston. The Cabs in New York do at least 70-75 MPH on city streets. It is so fun racing them on the FDR, West Side Highway, 7th Avenue, 8th Avenue, and Broadway. The cabs in Boston driven by Hatians drive like they cant find the gas peddal. I might move.

[Fishcrazy321]

@MaxxRedSox Cabs in Boston go slow so they can earn more money. :P

[MaxxRedSox]

@Fishcrazy321 Thats the fastest way to lose money because no one is going to want to take cab in Boston if they know that the cab is going to drive like an old woman. I have friends that visit me from New York that tell me they rather walk before they call for a cab in Boston because of the slow driving. Yo make more money when you give good service and driving slow and making people late to get to their destination for your own benefit will not help you make money. Ppl would look elsewhere.

[kiroyale]

@cosmicgate07 Well, we fucking looooo-oooooo-ooooo-oooove you!

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

"And... step 4, don't forget to have a handy dossier of expletives at your disposal"

You're a fuckin' Barnie faggot, and you filmed this fucking piece of shit you call a video in Cambridge.

Go back to class, and leave real Bostonians alone.

[TwilightSeries2]

LMFAO

[deliveryboy1]

I find myself regularly using step three! Step two would usually follow step three... Now get the fuck outta my way!!! Great video.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Boston Driving.

LEARN HOW TA' DRIVE! *HONK* *MIDDLE FINGER*

Thats all.

[IrishPrincessEGB]

fuckin perfect.

[1992VoodooChild]

you remind me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho

[poonhounds2]

I guess they had hipsters way back in 2006.

[reeray1017]

perfect

[underthenorthernstar]

*heavy breathing* "ooohh yeeeaahhh"

[mdeonx16]

Dude, I ride my bike in Boston regularly and I see drivers like this fairly often, I swear you are good at pretending to be one!

[iShavedYesterday]

You sound like you're fucking drunk.

[alisonclaire88]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!! You're amazing!

[z0omz00m]

wicked pissah

[thisvideoisawsome11]

Massholes for evah.

[thisvideoisawsome11]

You know what's scary?

It's true

[liketaylor]

this is so true.

[keetsh]

Haha, awesome. Will definitely try that here.

[BeccaHennessy]

@JamesJunger Fuck you ya fuckin asshole! Stay the fuck outta Boston. Especially Southie. Step foot in there and we'll fuckin kick your ass.

[JamesJunger]

You Mass-holes are hilarious! Stay the F*** outta New York tho!

[michaelbolton83]

This guy isn't very funny

[DestroyHD]

This is extremely accurate.

[weirdcanbgood2]

love it! so true! MASSHOLES unite!

[TH3T4RG3T]

go back to newyork ya fucking son of a wankar!

[shadownor]

The visitor has missed the most important rule! Eye contact. If you make eye-to-eye contact then you just wielded the right-o-way. Keep the field of view wide and your pupils narrow. Never let a Bostonian see where you are looking and you will have the right of way. Simple!

[jamie4461]

Go back to where you came from you Fucking Barney.

[migggidy]

This video was shot in Allston, not the south end, I'm the guy in the video. I can do a Boston accent, but not convincingly. I'm from JP orig, then Brookline.

[nosecolombia]

today we will be bleeh bleh lol

[ImagesByDavid]

You might be interested in my vid from Boston.

[MrNickCip]

Boston driver's are SLOW as shit. People aren't aggressive at all and you can easily take advantage of the fucks. The traffic lights aren't coordinated and you hit every fuckin red light.

[ImagesByDavid]

Its not a good thing to be aggressive while driving.

[misszeppelin]

THIS IS HOW I DRIVE!

[mainegirl77]

Boston driving extends into NH too.... you just have to be as aggressive as the next person. I have to get myself psyched up to just think about it.

[blckbltsnwbrdr]

haha in NH, this is the general rule "Speed the fuck up, or pull over"

[findsugar]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I GET THAT ALL THE TIME BIKING IN BOSTON! u should do one on the cocky bikers who are worse... and they cant really bike all that well even though they got all this expensive competition pozer stuff on...

[BarbaryPirates]

driving in Boston is a gigantic clusterfuck

[blckbltsnwbrdr]

it is unless you can or do drive like them/us

[BarbaryPirates]

seeing as i don't live there....

[Jeepina97XJ]

Thats godamn funny!

[Jen2024]

This is so hilarious. I'm laughing so hard (hahd) that I'm crying. Yeah, I wonder why he doesn't have an accent?

[ij901]

Yeah mines pretty bad but nobody ever fucks with an irishman with a boston accent.

[atosov]

Some people have said that it would be funnier if the guy had a Boston accent, but I think that his rather dorky and neutrally accented way of talking is part of what makes it funny, especially when he says, "Now YOU try, asshole!"

[mikakostar]

LOL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

XDD so true

[x0rawrr]

hahah.

[shaykeno]

this was lame

[bluesfan1022]

lmao

[catlover6584033]

Thats EXACTLY how we drive!!! ROFL

[unibrook]

You forgot to demonstrate the "no-look merge cuz my car is a shitbox" technique!

[solwolfpunk]

It's Ahsshole not Asshole in Boston. Mostly it's Hosses ahss!!! (horse's ass)

[wallcanow]

its cold up there :)

[majesticbeej]

oh man...that's frickin funny!

[TLC2287]

If you do that shit in Roxbury (in Boston) you'll get shot for real! But that shit was hilarious!

[erock247]

that's why he did it in the gay-ass South End. That dude was not from Boston either

[GhaadCity]

well technically the 1st guy is from brookline