Best Bond Line Ever!

[mrnumber97]

And big Sean gave her the the big slippy boy in real life.

Shplendid!

[peachkim]

Interesting that this movie is considered Connery's worst Bond film ever (not counting Never Say Never).

[koolfriend69]

@smartalek180 That had all the makings of a scholarly argument, but your horrible spelling and grammar make you come across as a pseudo-academic. And this is coming from the guy with the name "koolfriend69"

[MrBurgundy76]

sean conncery is the tits!

[dirtynate42]

HAHAHA That was awesome

[dcred123]

Umm, no its not. The most iconic is either, "bond, James bond." or "shaken, not stirred."

[CrazyGrunt2]

@dcred123 the video said the best not most iconic...

[superfob54]

I don't get the line. I don't even know which of the lines here is the one everybody's talking about. Can somebody explain this whole thing to me?

[trevortes]

@superfob54 Plenty O'toole, tool could also mean penis, therefore bond says: named after your father perhaps?

[superfob54]

@trevortes Ah. I thought she said Plenty or Two.

[mmaier2112]

@trevortes Like Ahnold's character "Handsome Stranger" in "The Villain".

[smartalek180]

@trevortes

Well, that's embarassing -- I never got that, and prob never woulda.

Thank u 4 the education.

[whattheholf91]

No "And I thought Christmas only comes once a year"?

[lush1998]

And then he says, 'I'd like some help getting my cock sucked.'

[TheGodParticle]

I like her rack.

[gla950]

Dunno if taht's the best Bond line, but I like her boobs.

[DfRaid]

SHE WANTS THE DICK

[LaserUbermensch]

best line was in Thunderball;

Waterskiing girl: "Oh my, I seem to have gotten you all wet."

Bond: "That's OK, my martini is still dry."

[LukeMM95]

@LaserUbermensch That line is from the remake 'Never Say Never Again'.

[nonelefttotry]

YOU WANT TO HAVE SHEX WITH ME

[ahmednabil]

oh , so thats where myers got the names for his movies like ( shags-well , alotta Fagaina , Fook mi , Fook yu and UNI braw) !!!

interesting

[brightlights456X]

@ahmednabil

Enter-resting....indeed!

[kevoishere1]

@ahmednabil Austin Powers is based off Goldfinger.

[bravotwozero007]

thunder ball, shoots a guy with a harpoon and says i think he got the point, my fave bond saying

[danbookman1]

My name is pussy galore....

Best line ever.......I must be dreaming

[Jesse2K12]

I know that it is some kind of sex joke but I don't get it. could some one fill me in?

[scottiethejock]

@Jesse2K12 plenty o'toole, plenty of tool, plenty of penis, her father had a big penis. glad to be of help.

[brightlights456X]

@scottiethejock

Ahhhh....Enter-resting.

[dvrn86]

@Jesse2K12 if your a chick no problem!

[lolmessilol]

This is the best line!

Assassin is thrown into the bath and an electric toaster thrown in after him, killing him grotesquely.

"Shocking."

...pause as an even better line hits him...

"Positively shocking."

[Ross175]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jonathanlawlalot]

who was that female actress?

[brbrbr1]

@Jonathanlawlalot

That's Natalie Wood's sister, Lana.

[leftcoaster67]

My name is Pussy Galore.

Bond: I must be dreaming!

[lonesharkadriano]

that stupid spike logo is between the scene...dammit!!!

[andyavfc85]

best line in a bond film, "the names Bond, James Bond" Dr No 1962. Epic!

[loopo455]

I don't understand this at all. Is tool supposed to mean penis? And if so why is it a girl's name?

[brooklynknight86]

@loopo455 that's why he said "named after your father perhaps?"

[khbkb]

Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.

Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.

[TikkerLoS]

And I thought Christmas only came once a year

[4AJWP]

No the best or funniest Bond line ever is in Diamonds are Forever when he says "I'm afraid you have caught me with more than my hands up."

[kmcook01]

@4AJWP WRONG!!! The "Best Bond Line" award goes to The World Is Not Enough; "I thought Christmas only comes once a year". 

[ironpirites]

Love Lana Wood and all that she brings to the table, but for me the best line in a Bond film ever, is the villain Drax to a henchman about to give Bond a tour of the facilities, "See that some harm comes to him."

[midnightmoocher]

but of course  she is plenty and more - lol

[iSLVnual]

i dont get it

[midnightmoocher]

@iSLVnual thats  cos its a man joke

[SK17able]

Best bond line is: "My name is Bond, James Bond"...

[Robin4ever1970]

LANA WOOD > Jill St. John

Enough said

[knowyourenemy50]

damn there used to be some fine ass bitches in those days...now everyone's dolled up and unnaturally hot.

[OnlyForTheBanter]

Ooo guys, if you pay really close attention, there is actually a bloke next to her?!

[AussieGriffin]

"I forgot to bring my mongoose." From Live and Let Die. That movie was awesome for lines... and pretty much blacksploitation for the rest.

A.G.

[aseriousman91]

As much as I love Connery, best line goes to Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye: "No, no, no. No more foreplay."

[donerlich]

Personally I prefer his "so long as the collar and cuffs match" and "that's a wonderful little nothing you're almost wearing" lines from Diamonds are Forever....i think?....

[Michael93406]

And she does die in the movie. Found at the bottom of a swinning pool ankle tied to cement.

[Michael93406]

The Pussy Galore line is great for sure. Does anyone realize this is Lana Wood (Plenty O'Toole) Natalie Wood's sister.

[crysjumar1]

"Well, there was this girl from Philadelphia" - THAT is the best bond line.

[Linkemelee1993]

Oh Diamonds Are Forever. :)

[Seethus]

not the best line, but the best bond tits ever

[flankspeed]

She doesn't die! She gets thrown into a swimming pool!

[marcdepuma]

No fracking way is this the best bond line ever. "No mister Bond, I expect you to die." is the best Bond line ever.

[Univermag]

@marcdepuma That's a good one..... But what about...."My name is Pussy Galore" Bond's response...."I must be dreaming"

[cabn12]

@marcdepuma that wasn't the best Bond line because Goldfinger said it. That would be the best Goldfinger line.

[Westwoooooooood]

@cabn12

Yeah, if Bond had that line to himself as a monologue the scene wouldn't have been as good!

[ThePatrickFamilyBand]

@cabn12 It was the best line in a James Bond film. :)

[Mitsuomi86]

@cabn12 nope Chuck Testa, best Bond movie line ever, I guess that's what he meant.

[bamafb77563]

@cabn12 he obviously means out of the bond movies

[brightlights456X]

@marcdepuma

lol....OWNED & FAIL!

[leafyutube]

She gets killed in the movie. What a waste.

[monk22yrs]

lana wood only showed her huge boobs in one movie or two; she had really floppy boobs, not the fake hard silicone types.

[Quazyqat]

Lanna Wood, sister of Natilie Wood.

[goodnessinlife]

Yes!!! Thank you for posting this! It's my favorite James Bond line, Sean Connery was the best James Bond ever!

[MrVulgaris]

Allotta Fagina...

[MusicStudyMan]

@MrVulgaris Oh Yes indeed, I nearly choked on popcorn when Austin Powers did that!

[HammerLex77]

She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag!

[EmpireLS56KW]

Shocking. Positively shocking.

Do you expect me to talk?

No Mr. Bond I expect you to die.

[PaulRietvoorn]

I still find it odd that they chose Daniel Craig as James Bond. Not that he is a bad actor. I actually think he acts very good. But James Bond just is a tall, handsome man with dark hair (even though Moore's hair isn't that dark and there are many women who think Craig actually is handsome). It's more like I'm watching 008.

[EmpireLS56KW]

@PaulRietvoorn Alec Trevelyan would have made a good 007 but he got knocked down by one number and double dropped off a high rise antenna aghhhhhhhhh splat! Oh no Aghhhhhhh CRASH BANG!

[auralstream]

@PaulRietvoorn I personally think Roger Moore was the best Bond aesthetically. It is kind of close, though. The best looking actors for the Bond role would have to be Moore, Connery and Brosnan - in very tight order. I did enjoy the Moore movies though.

[cha5]

@auralstream For me I'll always have to take Connery especially in the earliest Bond films, I liked Moore in The Saint just not so much as James Bond, IMHO he just didn't have the ruthlessness of Fleming's character and I kind of got tired of his smug smirk by the end of the 1970s.

[MasterEled]

@cha5 The post-Fleming plots contributed to the downfall of Bond's character, the Moore movies followed a tacky 80s movie style trend after a while whereas the first Bond movies were groundbreaking and original stylistically.

[TheJackks]

"shaken not stired" how come no one thaught of that -_-'!

[jayce79]

"MMmmmm, yes. Pleasure, Would you like to blow on my chips?"

[scrapper4618]

Bitch slap her 007.After all you're good at it!!

[englishjim1]

utter pishh

[englishjim1]

utter pishh



[pmtackett14]

Thatsh not what yer mother shaid Trebek.

[Jonassoe]

Hi, I'm Sean Connery. Sean Motherfucking Connery.

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

she was so damn hot in that movie

[nobledb1023]

"Would you like some help?" .... sounds like your mother last night Trebek!

[newfuckingwave]

hard to believe that's 'young debbie' from the searchers

[mejhnori]

im sorry but sean is the second best bond...

peirce is the best bond PERIOD..

the one thing that seperates pierce from them all is that he handled the bond characteristics perfectly better than anyone else even better than sean...

sean was good no doubt i give the man his due... but his not the best im sorry if were talking about the action the finese the suave of the character while kicking ass and putting all that in balance then pierce wins hands down

[Mrsupernoms]

@mejhnori damn right... couldn't have said it better my self.

[beamerball666]

@mejhnori no you loose

[krith]

Yes, I could use some help, in my room, or maybe I can help you in yours...

[presleyrules]

"Tell me, Commander Bond, is there going to be lots of killing and lots of sex?"

"I certainly hope so." - From Never Say Never Again

[milenioscuro]

I only saw tits :/

[NeverContactMe]

@milenioscuro I'm not too proud to say I agree.

[midnightmoocher]

@milenioscuro me too  plenty of them - lol

[LiamMcIM]

@milenioscuro just like sean connery did...

[twilightpink24]

@milenioscuro same for me i didn't get it.. still don't never will >.>

[wf5182]

I dont get it.....

[199019852007]

@wf5182 lady says her name plenty bond looks at her tits and but of course you are basically bond saying she has a nice pair

[mikefranky]

@wf5182 ..I knew that someone would try to explain to you like the guy above,lol.......

[shane13233]

Did you know that Plenty is really a sister of the late Natalie Wood?

Plenty was played by Lana Wood.

[dmdf11]

I think the best line is from "Goldfinger" When Bond is strap to the table with the laser beam heading his way...Bond to Goldfinger.."Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger..."No Mr. Bond, I expect you to Die!" 

[1Adr1an6]

OMG.... !

I WANT HER !

[agahkaya]

@1Adr1an6 then you're a sexual pervert or idiot to wanna have sex with 76 years old woman

[locotaco10]

@agahkaya uh, she's not 76. She's 65 (she was 25 in this movie, 40 years ago).

[CSATexan]

@locotaco10

Isn't is a shame what time does to such a beautiful woman.

[locotaco10]

@CSATexan She aged badly. Peggy Lipton is the same age as her and is still hot. Not all women look gross once they get old.

[CSATexan]

@locotaco10

Gross is too strong a word, lets just say that she no longer has the beauty she once had.

Of course it isn't as if we have any choice in the matter after all the alternative to getting old isn't that great

[mrspivvy]

You shee? 50 nos and a yesh means yesh

[mrspivvy]

TITS!!!!!

[carlsetzer]

Bond was quite the gentleman. Unlike most guys he doesn't stare at her breasts, just a quick glance followed with a classic witticism. Also unlike most guys he actually gets the girl. Yes, I wish I was Bond too.

[TheHoski]

The best looking bond girl is that blonde chick from Russia with with Love

[jasperozzie61]

@TheHoski -you mean Daniella Bianchi. You won't ever see her in any of the Bond 'reunion' type programmes when a new Bond movie comes out as she married a Greek shipping tycoon in the 1970's and won't let have anything to do with her acting days. Pity. You're right, she was one hot babe ;-)))

[killerbunny123123]

him: Bond. James Bond.

her: Lost. Get lost.

[soberchimera61]

BEST RACK EVER

[Dodmen1]

God damn SPIKE logo

[Beadwindow2020]

Pisser!



[Delorean04]

Best

[MrCorndogEater]

I wish I could bang her in she prime

[kneejerker]

@MrCorndogEater : "I wish I could bang her in she prime"

What an original imagination, young loser. I wish there had been YouTube during my youth so that I could have commented similarly upon the long litany of females that I dreamt of having sex with (as if anyone else could possibly care about one's own adolescent fantasies.)

[921musicman]

so funny... action, adventure, babes, and funny ass lines.. bond flicks are so great hahah

[GenVirtu]

She was totally hot.

[smb963]

i like Christmas jones the best

[TheTboss77]

that chick was so hot

[locotaco10]

@TheTboss77 her sister natalie wood (now dead) was much hotter

[zyzor]

diamonds are forever was awesome. too bad wint and kidd drowned her because they are homosexuals.

[PoisonYoshi]

you can tell she had a rough childhood.

[CLERICCONOR]

Sean - You are a fuckin legend!!

[Matt17984]

Now a days, they'd say:

Plenty o'toole.

for your penis.

I mean I want you to put your penis in my vagina.

...Yeah, I think the original is a bit more classy.

[ElTuco84]

"Now the whole world's gonna now that you died scratching my balls!"

From Casino Royale.

[TheNiltones]

Best bond line= worst movie line. It's a topsy-turvey world in those films.

[drwhomasterfan]

LOL This is brilliant... shes got nice boobies too

[mrkeys1111]

It is a fact there is actually a Bond storyline that recreates the same elements in every movie the exact same order. I believe (I read) Ian Flemming felt the success of every Bond story should have them all the same. You touched on some of the elements and I remember reading that all Bond movies have the element that they will all end in a "water or aquatic" scene.

[TheSharkWithKnees]

I moustache you a question, but i'm shaving it for later

[YourFace180]

@TheSharkWithKnees Hahaha :P

[SilvioDanteFanFMC691]

@TheSharkWithKnees which bond movie is that from?

[TheSharkWithKnees]

@SilvioDanteFanFMC691 It's not from any film i know, it's one of those internet motivational poster things. It just sounds like he would say that kind of thing because of his scottish accent lol

[thepropmonkey]

I hope you're not one of those female agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Ms. Suckmeoff.

[Kaagh178]

@thepropmonkey Hugh Dennis FTW.

[TheKenfig]

Just another version of 'You Only Live Twice' s line when Karin Dor sticks her tits near his face after Osaka tells Bond smoking is bad for his chest and says "Mr Osaka approves of a healthy chest" and Bond says "Really ?"

[aaronpapanos]

Pussy, what an interesting name

[DukeLaCrosse20]

Dang, that was before the days of breast implants! Nice.

[boogiedahomey]

Dixie...Dixie Normous!

[Heidiblossoms]

What was her name?

[vanessalove182]

@Heidiblossoms Lana Wood (sister of the late actress Natalie Wood). She was 25 then and is 65 now.

[Heidiblossoms]

@vanessalove182 I meant her name in the movie xD

[fortheloveoftunes]

Ssssschen Connery .-)

[Trashcansam123]

Named after your father perhaps?

[Trashcansam123]

hi I'm Plenty!

But of Course you are..

[Sunsetsmiles3]

which movie?!?!?

[matt6517]

@Sunsetsmiles3 Diamonds are Forever.

[AZMALING]

hahahah! he used the same line in "The Rock" when nicholas cage said "im stanley goodspeed" and sean said "but of course you are"

[strader1234]

would you like some "help"

[Sunsetsmiles3]

Hi I'm plenty!!!!

[digital111x]

i would shut her up with some wood. Plenty o' Wood.

[Roadracer987654321]

I walked into the Supertanker Set of James Bond the Spy Who Loved Me in June 1977. It was after everything was blown up and it looked like everything was Damaged.

The Magic of Hollywood. I saw one of the Wood Submarines with the wood and metal Conning Towers just sitting in the tank. I saw upturned jeeps with no engines in them. I saw manequins on dollys liek in the supermarket, It all looked so Real. And it was Fake for the Silver Screen, Amazing to this Day.............

[atomichead777]

does bond ever get stds?????

[mikiroony]

Lana Wood. My GOD what a cleavage!! Very worth of the 1970s...

[Ibarl]

great tits

[Miidgi]

schnorkel

[PlayTheGameForFun]

Every James Bond movie EVER...

1) Bond Blows up an enemy's base

2) Long theme with silhouettes in the back

3) Gets a mission to do

4) Goes on mission

5) Gambles

6) Meets a woman with a "sex pun" as a name

7) Does mission

8) Does HER

[cabn12]

@PlayTheGameForFun

You're right but most movies are like roller costers... you pretty much know what's going to happen but it's still a lot of fun. You go along for the ride and enjoy your self.

[ubercoolist]

@cabn12 like bond with women

[codename617]

@cabn12 No quite. Movies like DIe Another Day and License To Kill went outside their normal Bond plots and had him go rouge. THere are plenty that didn't involve gambling. YOu just got to look at from the big picture. All the adventures, the firls, the cars, the villains.

[BoringNiggerCock]

@cabn12 Just like masturbation!

[6020e3]

@PlayTheGameForFun that's why i love these movies.

[breasthound]

@PlayTheGameForFun don't forget, makes enemies fall off railings(9).

[1234dragonsky]

@PlayTheGameForFun not always they have sex pun name

but lol yeah you are right :)

[NAPNINE]

@PlayTheGameForFun You make it sound like a bad thing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[PlayTheGameForFun]

@NAPNINE it's not, just funny most of 'em turned out this way :)

[Rockmaster2112]

@PlayTheGameForFun If it isn't broken then don't fix it.

[Gambit1997]

@PlayTheGameForFun, about no. 6, isn't it only pussy galore?

[PlayTheGameForFun]

@Gambit1997 Not sure... I've actually only seen a few of the movies, and only parts. Just enough of them are like that to be made fun of on Austin Powers.

[TopTap09]

@PlayTheGameForFun so fucking fuuny and true

[The40thThief]

@PlayTheGameForFun 0) The villain is physically disfigured

[giriisindahouse]

@PlayTheGameForFun you forgot the Aston Martin.

[Davidovar34]

@giriisindahouse:

Forgot about the BMW's? ;)