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  • Ike will grab you by the ears and powershit down your throat.

  • He has fucking blue hair. FUCK!

  • Still watching this, hilarious

  • i love all the tips videos but this might be the funniest thing on youtube

  • You braindamaged Mr. Cockgobbler D:<

  • the kid at 0:21 looks like rock lee haha

  • Pfft, you don't know how to play. Everyone knows these rules.

    No Weapons

    No Capes

    Fox Only

    Final Destination

  • meh lol'd...

  • Cool Story, Bro

  • Lmfao!

  • Ike is not cheep. He's very slow.

  • Only a mf retard would pass up a chance to play with Ike.........F***! Awesome. lol

  • Baby Jesus Butt-plugs.

  • Diahrrea dump? In your ear? SOunds like you've been watching Angry Video Game Nerd

  • Diarrhea dump is from the AVGN

  • Diarrhea dump...in your ear. Baby... Jesus...buttplugs. Dude. WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS AWESOME STUFF??

  • From the Angry Video Game nerd

  • Jiggles is better.

  • lol good thing he's my main xD

  • But what about Marthy-Marth and his long sword?

  • get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

  • LMFAO

  • its like coach Hines, Power thirst and AVGN put together

  • 'Baby jesus buttplugs', HAHAHAHA, seriously dude where do you come up with this crazy shit? It's classic.

  • This reminds me of the Power thirst ads.

  • Baby Jesus Buttplugs... lol^^

    5*

  • AVGN needs to talk with this guy. Such a tortured, poor fellow needs a smashing friend to do the dumping for him.

  • he'll ram that giagntic shit up ur dickhole and out ur MOUTH!!

  • you shit yourself

  • soooooo true

  • Ike must have some pretty cool friends...

  • lol

  • rofl somehow this video feels like powerthirst

  • he''ll shove that big thing up ur ass

  • I can imagine a lot for Mr. Game & Watch

  • The Ragnell looks like a penis.

  • Ike fights for his friends...so you better be his or he'll take a diarrhea dump in your ear!!...then he'll make you eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer!!!

  • nonononono

  • i almost shit my pants loooooooooooooooooooool

  • seriously the pic of the baby butt plug is just wrong

  • O GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!

  • u got the diarrhea dump on his ear from the angry video game nerd

  • HAHAHAH baby jesus buttplugs

  • Lol swearing.

    Except not.

  • -.-

  • o.o

  • and shit on thre pants

  • And it's almost true!

    ONE FUCKING HIT!

  • Baby jesus buttplugs!

    Dude, I haven't even heard some of the stuff on these videos before...this is awesome.

  • Ike rulz!!!

    Super hero!! o.o

  • NO!!!!!

    Marth Kicks ass

  • Nah, but marth is not a legend like Ike... 8-)

  • Marth and Roy start the whole Fire emblem Series

  • But Ike in his game is a legend, he can kill with one hit xD And the most importan thing... Ike fight for his friends!! o.o xD

  • Marth goes solo because his best friend betrayed him and ikes final smash sucks marths kills anybody in one hit

  • Ike's final smash is not the best....

    But it's too cool!! ¬¬ xD

    PD: Ike can cut the skin of chuck Norris with the ragnell! o.o (but can't kill him... u.u)

  • ike can cancel it :p

  • and marth can own himself with his final smash

  • I love playing as ike and all my friends hate it. Fuck yeah Ike rules

  • lmfao

  • lol AVGN! this guy is just liek him, a fucking spaz

  • :09 AVGN refrence!

  • HEY EVERYONE!

    Do you fight for your friends?!

  • Or do crack and heroin like Ike!?!?!? :ooo

  • lol Dick shitting christ

  • that was the wierdest 35 seconds of my life

  • FUCK

  • -.-cant belive i fell for that i hate this guy now

  • Who cares? it was funny< and these tips makes some sense.

  • no one gets on link for fighting for Hyrule and Zelda, so why Ike who fights for his friends?

  • marth fights for his whole freaking kingdom and citizens in the kingdom and beside ike doesnt have any friends...

  • have you played por rd you idiot ike has tons of friends (soren ranalf sothe mia titaniaand lots of outher semi friends and people that respect him) and yes it dosn't help that marth has short shorts and a teaira in his game

  • sorry i just got a little pissed off of this video...it's funny but annoying...lol short shorts

  • meh ok

  • diarreah dump in ur ear... ive heard that somewhere...

  • no damn duh he stole it from avgn

  • im being sarcastic smart one

  • @gotohell66666 avgn?

  • @gotohell66666 But where..... It is.... a mystery.. *twilight zone theme*

  • Ike is my new signature Charecter

  • LMFAO

    "baby jesus buttplugs"

  • EPIC. WE NEED MORE

  • Ike fights for his friends, so you better be his, or he'll take a diarhea dump in your ear.

    rofl.

  • I like these, but they're a little gross

  • baby jesus buttplugs?? WTF???!!!

  • o god..i think im gonna go to the uh.....yea im just gonna kill you know

  • deirah dump in ur ear that sounds familiar avgn?

  • men ur gay ike is the best

  • avgn direha dump in his ear lolz

  • he fights for his friends (tell that too my first playthouh of rd everyone besides sinon thats not his friend got pwned)

  • Ike is mai best character and favorite Swordsman.

  • I love it! LOL

  • X D

    But I own all w/ Ike >=D

  • Whats AVGN?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd. He reviews bad games, with a lot of humor.

  • Thanks

  • I like the meta knight one better

  • DICK SHITTING CHRIST! Ike pwns all who challenge him!

  • u should've sed something about how you'll have no sympathy from him

  • FUCK YEH!!

  • lol wtf

  • I like turtles

  • ROFL definatly the best u made :D

  • you'll shit your pants just to make room xD

  • lol

  • LMMFAO1!!!!!

  • Nice Angry Video Game Nerd Reference.

  • Jesus Christ, dude its just a joke

  • Dudes, how can you be racist againists Catholics? In order to be racist againist ANYTHING, it has to be a race of people.

  • REALLY true thank you

  • catholic is a religion not a race dumbass so its not racist

  • did anyone catch that he said diarrhoea dump in his ear what an AVGN ripoff

  • Try "reference"... It sounds less negative.

  • btw, blademaster, what kind of extreme tips are you giving? I think you should rethink names you give to your videos... These are absolutely not godly tips, nor are they extreme.

    Humorous? Yes. Quite.

  • I don't know how other sites rated him, but he's definitely a good pick to main in Brawl. Even at pro levels.

    Contrary to what many may believe (Ike being rigged, cheap, for noobs, KOmaster), his moveset is pretty balanced. His strength outweighs the speed with which he executes his attacks, which is very very slow. Simply put: if you saw it coming, then you should have dodged it because with Ike you can see ALL of his moves coming. Srsly whiners, stop whining.

    Got pwned by Ike? Deal with it.

  • btw swordsman... wtf is wrong with you... 5 stars!

  • ROFL Baby Jesus Buttplugs

  • Ike is cheap......on wi fi.

    in person, they are easily punished.

  • ike isnt rlly cheap man he can be but usually he isnt also ike takes alot of skill if you ask me ike is not that cheep of a character

  • ike is cheap because he is like the 3rd strongest other than bowser and ganondorf and he also has a long reach witch is good. he is heavy so he dosent get knocked out easy.he has a very good final smash but he is slow.....and uhm...go pit

  • Well,Ike is slow,and so is his attacks.You must be faster than him!HOLY CHRIST CAKES!And..His Final Smash is one of the worst ones in the game:Doesn't KO from 0 %,like Marth's,C.Falcon's and.....Samus' does. :/

    Try to read Ike,AND YOU'LL OWN HIS BITCH ASS!XDDDDDD

  • i don't think his final smash is bad. he can combo into it from his A,A+shield cancel. get your opponent at 25% and do it, it should knock them out and an ordinary stage.

  • You're right about that.Ike's FS can kill easily from 30 % etc. .I have never KO'ed an opponent from 0 % with Ike's FS,so... :/

    FS's like Link's,Marth's,Captain Falcon's and

    Ganondorf's can kill from 0 %..I think.Ike's doesn't. <:=/

    Mario's FS can maybe also kill from 0 %,if it connects properly,but that's just me.

  • I heard AVGN quotes in there, personally I don't like Ike, too slow for me :/

  • IKE PWNS W00007!!!!!!

  • IKE IS THE SECOND FUCKING CHEAPEST CHARACTER(the cheapest is Pit,the third cheapest sonic)

  • Ike is the cheapest to me.

    only cheap thing about Sonic is his Up-B & Final Smash.

    i disagree with Pit

  • how the hell is ike cheap?

  • because he can KO even when they have low health percentage

    & why do u think so many ppl use him?

  • alot of ppl use him idiot, do u play on wifi? every1 uses him. Hes the coolest character in brawl and fire emblem, and the only way hes "cheap" is if the person playing with him is cheap, the only way he can KO ppl with a low percentage is becuz he has a high launch power,and he cant KO unless u charge him up, plus any1 whos GOOD and has COMMON SENSE would know to DODGE, stop hating idiot

  • umm no im not an idiot & Ike is cheap. end of story.

    you're wasting my time

  • dude you have no reason why ike is cheap, ur just some idiot thts mad cuz noobs pwn u. plus i cant be wasting ur time cuz u have no life, therefore u have no time to waste

  • I'M the one with no life?? you're the one defending a video game character so i suggest you stfu

  • What? Like Pyro said, if you have an ounce of common sense you can dodge his attacks. Besides his attacks might be strong but they're lagging as shit. Ike isn't that good.

  • on ign ike got a freaking 9.3!!!! he pwns!!! Meta knight also got a 9.3... so a tie >.> ? (I would personally give meta knight a 9.3 and ike a 9.2)

  • Same here. Both my mains!

  • Agree.

  • Depends what you mean by "cheap". If you mean easy to use, your an incredible dumbass for saying Sonic is easy to use. If you mean overpowered, you're even MORE of an dumbass for thinking either Sonic or Ike are anywhere above average.

    Pit is pretty good, but seriously, 2 kill moves.

  • lol...you said fuck to much!

  • awesome!

  • Sounds just like angry video game nerd, really stupid shit. and there's a lot cheaper characters than ike, cry me a fuckin river, just a game anywho

  • That was awesome... please make more of these!

  • You're fuckin HILARIOUS more plz

  • BABY JESUS BUTTPLUGS

  • Omg Blue Fucking Hair!

    Awesome

  • Ike fights for his friends, so YOU BETTER BE HIS!!!

  • lol xDxD!!

  • avgn u basturd

  • I was once KO'd by an Ike at 38%. No interception, no clever meteor smash... He just knocked me off the freaking screen.

  • No interception.

    No meteor attack.

    Final Destination.

  • i r 10,001th lol!

  • Cool, I was 10Kth viewer.

  • Oh god it's evrywhere!

  • spicy curry reference

    *I will not eat spicy curry with a mike*

    *and ike ike sux btw, roy for the win*

  • ..."Baby Jesus Buttplugs?" What the eff?! XD

  • you took the diaria (wrong) dump in your ear from avgn

  • i wish these extreme tips were actually tips, though they r funny

  • lol

  • ..This video is the shit...Ike does own that hard, too. (Idk if thats a good or bad thing, seeing as I make fail if I pick him D:)

  • lmao

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooool

    this shit is so good

  • ike fights for his friend so you better be his lol

  • Is that a sword?? You bet your faggot ass it is!!!! He'll shove that gigantic shit up your dickhole and through your mouth!!!!! DICK SHITTING CHRIST!!! These vids get better every time I watch them.

  • Maining Ike, he is PLAYABLE! His kill percents are not as low as you believe. A solid forward smash can be as low as 50%, if you can HIT. If you fail, expect to take damage, and you mostly always will, unless they slip up badly, you anticipate aroll, or they trip. Without it, he kills at about 95% with better attacks (BAIR, USMASH, ETC), which isnt much better than other characters. Furthermore, his recovery is shit when somebody can edgehog or gimp well. And poor jump start-up. Sorry :'(

  • Thats the meaning of power character, dificult to hit but if they let their guard down their as good as dead.

  • IKE IS NOT CHEAP. HE is the best power character in the game. He doesnt have speed but thats because. HE IS A POWER CHARACTHER .They say Marth is better but is a matter of tastes because Marth IS Ike but exaiging speed for power IN EQUAl BASES.

    Sorry just had enough of people Ike cheap.

  • I Agree, Ike Isn't Cheap.

    Foward Smash Spammers Are.

    Any Type Of Spammers Are.

    People Keep Whining About Him Being Cheap.