Dead Space- Juan goes in for the SCARE!!

[solidfreak123]

Ah 240p we meet again (Overused joke is overused?)

[oakjames120]

"Guess the powers down everywhere" (said as hes watching a TV)

That makes perfect sense.

[117starpower]

a little advice for the new DS 2 players you know the demo place after you have killed all the fucking monster kids and hurted the big ass weird necromorph and takes the elevator (in the full game) shoot the hatch and make it so the hatch is gone cuz if you do it a necromorph wont show up! (if you dont you et a suprise when you got like half the way down)

[AzureGirl102]

7:51-52 reminded me of Brad and stuff. ^^;

[GeigerEncounter]

THAT WAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY xD

[wormervar]

then reboot da damn pawa!!!!B I ATCHHH!!!!!!

[lampoilropebombs90]

you would hunch over too if you hated your job and almost died in a ship that reminded you of event horizon.

[adonys10]

The powers out alright except on the plasma screen

[MrSouljaboy2010]

second time i gt to the elevator i killed the necromorph before the door did.....XD

[orest1s94]

lol these guy's reactions are hillarius xD

i personnaly didn't find it a very scary game tho :/ (and you just read something that has been writen by someone who can't even stand staring at blood...! :P)

[headblasta1010]

XD the second time i went to play this game from the beging i got to the elevator i cryed.............

i feel sorry for issca when hes in the hand of a sucky game play R.I.P issca

[Zombieslayer369]

@headblasta1010 its isaac D:

[headblasta1010]

XD the second time i went to play this game from the beging i got to the elevator i cryed

[Dookiii]

Tits McGee

[GoliathTall]

LOL

*runs into elevator as it closes before it gets pried open*

"This is lame! I don't have a fuckin' weapon!" O:<

*door smashes*

[TheCookingmaster]

people fail at scary games sometimes

[han101Solo]

my names isaac

[TheBloodShotz]

2:03 GIMMIE A WEAPON DAMNIT! (-chatting- Yea Well theres no one here.) Weapon >:I XD i loled hard!

[sirAthrus]

I can't believe I found myself screaming:

"RUN MAN FUCKING RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"

when you were running from that first necromorph.

[bonedaddy258]

"that's gay"? YOU'RE GAY!

[BlockisticStudios]

"that was lame" "that was gay"

If it was lame, why did it scare the shit out of you?

[13lost31]

head goes rofl

[Vert344]

At 0:53 Dude say's the powers down everywere. If the power is down...... how the hell are the giant TV's still running!?

[Vert344]

Juan: "What the fucks goin on!? Monster burst though vent. Juan: "OH SHIT!" Brad: Shoot it! Juan: "I Don't have a fuckin-gets hit- Ohhh! Keep going! Kendra: ISAAC GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!! Juan: SHUT UP! I AM RUNNING! Juan: NOOOO! GOD NOO!! Gets in elevator Juan: Close the fucking door!! Sigh of relief. Monster bust through door. Both: OH SHIT!!!!! Juan: THIS ISN"T FAIR I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING WEAPON!! Door kills monster. Brad: That was lame... Juan: That was gay!!! 

[BlockisticStudios]

@Vert344

They say that because they didn't want to admit that it scared the shit out of them.

[Vert344]

@BlockisticStudios Must have been scared shitless. :) Cause not only were the TV's running but the lights were to and the doors clearly stated that they were locked or unlocked whitch indicates that the ship had power maybe not full power! But power none the less. If there was no power there would be nothing but Pitch blackness.

[megagameking1]

4:18 who needs a weapon when you got a killer door

[xXxTakishimaKeixXx]

OMGesus when i playing that first part i so yelled xD

[ninjagunner]

this game was awesome can't wait for dead space 2 come out

[nicka51]

horizontal cut is the best for big dudes and baby's is vertical

[BlockisticStudios]

@nicka51

I think you're confusing horizontal and vertical.

[Sobe0047]

7:50 Wow how are you going to give info if YOU dont even listen to yourself and stay the hell away from the vents.

[Gotcha7332]

I seriousy LOL'D when he said, "OH FUCK I DONT HAVE A WEAPON WTF!!!"

[EliazarMania]

When i first played it i was in the elavator i was saying fuck you you retarded zombie then dorrs open i say im sorry im sorry

[skinzor5]

RUN JOSH FUCKING RUUUUNNN

[FusionReload]

'this isnt fair' lol

[LexyAAA]

Did that son of a bitch just say hold you fire? Pshhhh, bitch please I would have been gone!!!!!!!

[realbieped]

if you stay there and head back you can get the pulse rifle and kill em all i tried doing that but i lost about half health throuph the fist one so i ran back paused the game got me a nacho chesse pizza then i sat down unpause got into the elevator and when it hapned my mom just said*wat the fucking hell is that god damnit fuck hell* it was funn

[jfl125]

this is the fucking scariest game ive ever played.

[Craneses]

@jfl125 i swear F.E.A.R. is up there also. =o

[Animesk8r1]

why say necromoth-whatevr i just call the zombies since there freackin same thing

[fingertap15]

@Animesk8r1

zombies are people coming back to life, this is a corpse mutating and coming back to life as a fucking monster lol not the same thing

[xRage64x]

"blahblahblahlbah"

dammit i need a weapon!

"blahblahblahblahb"

WEAPON!!!!

[Alishondra]

The way Isaac stands reminds me of a gorilla xD

[xRage64x]

they actually aboarded one of those ships from WallE and thats what happens when they didnt go back to earth...

[thedoomreaperco]

how do you feel now that you stomped the head off of someone

[AnimusRat]

That was gay! xD

Great Quote! and true :D

[lbgundead]

i loved this game!

[xam9856]

i wonder who would win in a fight... a xenomorph queen or 2 dead space alien thingies?

[OkurkaBinLadin]

@xam9856 Dead Space thingies - they already dead, remember?

[Scr1b3n3r12]

3:18 "thats a biohazard symbol, fuckin ZOMBIES!" HAHAH

[FrApPyDoOdLe]

lol u open the door and hes being mauled to death 'OH SHIT!!! IM LIKE ALMOST DEAD !'

[FrApPyDoOdLe]

3:25 to 4:20 is pure comedy!!!!!!!! XD juan u such a funny pussy 'oh shit this isnt fair i dont have a wepon!! SHIT ARGGGHHH!!!' HILARIOUSE!!!

[Skoop69]

4:54 lol he said that guy moved!!!and juan is like,touching him with hes legs and squeeze the head to the table!XD and than you broke him apart!!

[AwesomeTuck98]

i remember when i first play it

[randomboostsuperguy]

dead space = silent hill in the future

[CQBKRIS]

FUKING ZOMBIES!!!!! lol preiceless

[LtChicken]

i cant believe he didn't notice all the blood when he went into the door!

when I first played the game i was like "uhhh guys? blood? tons of it???"

[Hanson328]

awesome ELEVATOR part!!!! ^.^ you just got saved by stupidity

[treynificent]

this guy is awesome "this isnt fair" hahahaha

[jordan045mfn]

massive chase scene you barely get out alive, what do you have to say?: "well, that was gay" xD

[MidnightGrunt]

The only scary parts of this game was when there are those random Quarantines

[EliteGunzz]

thats bs lol - the 2nd quarantine was scary but the random pop ups of those dam creatures suck lol

[progamer151]

THIS ISN"T FAIR!!!! lol thats what I said when i first played this game

[Norha820]

lol i love how they ask you to do something and you continue to watch the tv

[xtangledromancex]

give me a weapon dammit! haha

[shady1237]

what happend on the space ship how did the zombies get on there and what hell was that?!!?!?

[somerandomguyatapc]

... play the game, watch the animated movie, read the comics, come back when your done x)

[TheJuggernoob]

this game is like there gonna be something round the corner somethings there (goes round corner) Oh nothings there.......... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! somethings there ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[InsaneKamui]

I wish you numbered these so we knew which order they went in

[sarcasticstormtroopr]

@InsaneKamui: Exactly! They're still fun to watch though.

[MePlease2211]

I seriously never saw that TV in the beginning of the xbox version.

[Asiantaco69]

4:16 "this isn't fair" haha

[kk333777]

lol

"shup up im running"

[MrAmerica1995]

As soon as that intro movie in the beggining finished, I thought, "We're all going to die, aren't we?"

[WoW4lyfe123]

lol i had the same rection

[KissTheStorm]

6:53

"Oh shit!"

[vaultboy0809]

worse than zombies

[skittles9081]

lol i would curb stomp everything

[orkzmichael]

i was like run run runn!!!!!! few im safe, ok time to take a well deserved drink *the necro burst through* close, doors, close!!!!!!! AAHHHH!!!!

my drink went every ware ^_^

[NineTailedFox20009]

Poor drink.

[wong54321j]

this is like resident evil 5 but scaryer and diffrent the cameras the same

[TheFenixFallen]

whoa fucking shit danm it...!

[BarbershopHero]

Did anyone else crap themselves the first time when you go in the elevator, and you think when the necromorph opens it back up that ur gonna die?

[Lahnapihvi]

No, because i saw that part from trailer :/

[aelita12345678910]

@BarbershopHero i was like i DONT HAVE A FCKIN GUN OH IM DEAD

*doors pwn necromorph*

im fcking lucky 0.o

[bloodsuckern]

@BarbershopHero yes :( i threw those underwear in the garbage. Super diarea at the time i bought this to cheer myself up XD

[Aecusim]

@BarbershopHero

I though I screwed up and ran too slowly

[ahoop14]

@BarbershopHero never heard of a necromorph...

[xelfrepusla]

lol after i finished this once i had a fully upgraded plasma cutter lol and just shot them. but they keep or respawning which was irritating xD. (i reckon its not scary enough).

[ericinrock]

man this deserves a ten outa ten for originality and scaring the shit outa ya

[Maksel111]

Shit ther is money!!!

[angieloverboy32]

lol "this isnt fair i dont have a fucking weapon" lol xDDD i was the same way

[Apollosungod]

"this isnt fair i dont have a fucking weapon-

-oh...

that was gay"

lol

[acxy]

"Isaac! Isaac!" "WHAT?!"

[FunnyBecauseItsTrue]

Lol best opening to a game ever!

[Ubertastic]

yep. I was like I NEED A GUN DAMMIT!

not cool not cool! lol

[Loki394]

Curb stomp or Guilltiene

[omfgmetallica]

LOL its locked *ding* *ding* *ding*

[Riddler94]

"that isnt fare, i dont have a fucking weapon"..."that was gay" ahahahahah lol

[Ubertastic]

same thing I thought when I first played this lol.

I backed up against the corner and waited for the zombie to get me lol

[SAMR33]

haha~ i laughed so hard when u guys got scared by the 1000 credit!!!!

[AQWorldsNaitZabes]

That wasen't the 1000 Credits ;p

If you look behind him you see a monster there is running by, behind the metal wreck :D

[MrDesertjake]

THATS RIGHT WOMAN

[cammato123]

lol this isnt fair i dont have a fucking weapon........ this is gay

[PsychoKlown26]

dude ur funny

[Vicisdoor]

i played throught this, almost done, but its to boring now, I dont wanna play it, cause I like to masturbate.

[YeogiBear]

ha 5:27 :D huwah take that helpless dead crewman

[KissTheStorm]

Fucking zombies...

[Lahnapihvi]

i have always wondered why Isaac hunches over. Does that helmet weight so much?

[OMNOMMOUSE]

I think it's partly the armour, and partly the boots, and bad posture. I mean, think of his jacket like a firefighter's coat, with a thick insulation, and padding. I mean, that's my own view, obviously. c: I mean, listen to his STOMP when he steps on the bodies.

[CaptainAwsome24]

i guess im gonna hear a lot of 'oh shit' throughout this :)

[ZevilTaco]

i used to call that line thing the iron man lol

[Kakuwaomoshire]

"That's RIGHT ! WOMAN !"

laughed at that part xD

[2wsxxsw234]

Comment at 6:35

"Yeh, Teach that Fucker Whos BOSS!!!"

[KissTheStorm]

6:53, he was so grossed out XD

[KissTheStorm]

Note at 4:14 how both of them were like OH SHIT!

[Kyokushin881]

haha one enemy and almost dead :D too busy shitting yaself :P

[ReapingDeathz]

lol you and your friend called it gay and lame but both of you screamed at the same time in the elevator... lol

[bigchucklesrest]

they were calling it gay because they were getting attacked but they didnt have a weapon and didnt know you dont get a weapon till after. l2 pay attention

[tobyrandfan01]

"gimme a weapon dammit!...Weapon" ahah!

[Povixas]

"That was gay" lol xD

[kzalldaz]

WHY?! At the end of the video, you should have went to the right of where the broken mechanical arm is, picked up that canister and turned your back against the small glass-covered vent. You would've JUMPED!

[Knazie]

HAHAHA I love how everyone goes "OOOH SHIT" at 08:02 XD

[evankowalski]

I laughed so fucking hard when he said "Holy shit... Fuck... That was gay..."

[mikemjn05]

Dumbass. "Guess the power is out everywhere." Isaac is fricken watchin the TV screen.

[Scr1b3n3r12]

LOL" FUCKIN ZOMBIES" XD

[127ladiesman]

lol best line

"Just run Isaac!" "I am fucking running!"

[imthatweirdgyatw0rk]

rotflol u freakin out made my day lol

[chidoriitachinaruto]

Theres not! theres no one here!"

...Weapon...

"rewrite the power"

Give me a weapon damnit!"

lol

[CaptainFatality7777]

haha its always the music the makes it worse then it alrdy is XD

[dukesonmario]

i would feeel so naked with that suit. the suit was my second priority when i upgraded, with the plasma cutter being my first

[codkid94]

fuck that scary panic

[33plissken]

Juan - "What's goin' on?--OH SHIT!"

I usually don't type in exactly what they say in the video, that's one of my pet peeves, but that was really funny.

[WoWhacker64]

i hate when they play dead

[dwstargazer7]

make more videos

[dwstargazer7]

you can stomp on the boxes

[sargebbb]

lol pazzy

[Mortenwearum]

"Fucking zombies!"

[G0ingM3rry]

5:09 = CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS

i love this quote w00t.

[AndiLea16]

lol omg run run run run run!!!!! XD *dies laughing*

[Animefreek356]

couldve been isaac talking, i mean he is the only one with access to any kind of computer and diagnostic equipment. and ya, his voice is deeper, only becuase he curbstomps with a vengeance. *STOMP* MY LEG!!! *STOMP* MY NECROS' LEG!!*

[ismelluatnite]

yea i dnt understand how his voice is deeper wen he stomps or meeles he was probably trying 2 be kool

[Lahnapihvi]

That`s the guy in front of you talking. You can see his lips moving.

[ismelluatnite]

3:02-3:06 was issac talking

[ultimaluigi]

Wow are you serious? His voice sounds alot deeper when hes fighting monsters, like when he smashes them with his foot he goes like "AGHHHH" EPIC.

[ismelluatnite]

thtz true i dnt understand y he voice is deeper wen he stomps or meeles

[lazydog223]

no it was the repair crew man who got killed he was looking at the hologram through the window

[ismelluatnite]

i dnt think so bc the voice sounded like it was in a helemt nd issac was the only 1 wit a helemet

[Marv1089]

6:52

...yeah, NOW he's really dead =P

[WiccaBoy1993]

8:03 made me laugh so much!! XD

[G0ingM3rry]

1,000 Credits means: "OHH Shit,fucking God Dammit.."

[DrNaramore]

I switch between 3 games 2 in the day and 2 in the night Halo 3 in the day or night Mass Effect at night and Dead Space in day... only day haha

[DrNaramore]

Haha in every walkthrough with talking (even though this isnt really a walkthrough) they mention that girls boobs haha

[jengofrett]

this your first time playing dead space i know first time always the hardest.

[mixmonstamixer]

nevermind i found out

[mixmonstamixer]

who are the people yelling when you get your weapon?

[BloodAegis]

"this isn't fair I don't have a fucking weapon...oh..."

[timboteehee]

sooo...its pretty much a sequel for the 1991 dead space downfall obviously

[allgamenoshame]

lol fucking zombies

[Gebek593]

Can someone tell me whats the order of videos?

Thanks.

[ultimaluigi]

Go to his channel, he has the playlist of his videos on deadspace.

[handbookof]

....huh...well...THAT certainly got very bad very fast...as the voice on the computer says "-Everybody relax."

[nareik123]

Funny thing is when

"Guess the powers down"

While Juan was watching the massive plasma TV screen

[dzasher]

add alien workshopm to your friends list please

[WillBeHere4You]

OH FUCK!!! I DONT HAVE A WEAPON!!!

[StormsClouds]

'Is the other guy still alive?' -Stomp-

Well I say he even anymore! XD

[Oujou13]

yeah this is a great game. lol i want to see brad play this cuz he's hella funny when he's scared :P

[kyuubiFOX666]

It is a shit brick game.

[kyuubiFOX666]

xD Slashers are fun but all the necromancers are awesome.

[ibanezplayer8080]

necromorphs nort not necromancers

[keybladeguy776]

Dan you're such a n00b. :D

[emssokewl]

This is the greatest game. I let one of my friends play, and at one point is the game, he got scared so bad that he flew backwards and tiped the chair over, and about knocked himself out. That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen, I will never forget that.

[templar19]

"OH SHIT I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON! AAAHH! That was gay." LOL

[slayereli13]

any 1 remember the weapons upgrade bench that after you used it there would be a monster right next to u that scared the shit out of me

[Lahnapihvi]

That bench was on level 7: into the void.

[mrfadi]

i played this game and it was so hard, even i used a trainer for it but it's still fucking scary.

the slogan for this game should be: "the chance to change your pants every second"

will never install it again to my computer.