Rachel Maddow, Mixologist

[sapher2020]

I FOUND WALDO!!!!!!!

[westside159]

i would shoot a nice load of cum 10 times in that cup and make rachael maddow drink it

then suck her toes and lick her feet and push my fat meaty black cock in her tight virgin lesbian pink pussy

[ArizonaByThe27]

I hope Rachel never reads these comments. She really doesn't deserve this shit.

[venusfrycook]

I was so hoping that Rachel was on the Wheels of Steel...

[trukker13]

That was cool. Thanks Rachel. Not to talk out of school, but: My great-grandfather made applejack during Prohibition and one time, according to family lore, the revenuers came on a tip, but he -- Charles was his name, I knew him briefly as Old Pappy -- had gotten a tip himself and had his boys help him bury the still and plant flowers on top and wasn't no one going to dig up the missus' flower bed. Only tonight, while finishing a Manhattan, did I learn what bottled in bond means, though.

[RationalFox]

Reading these comments is depressing. Grow up, people.

[HectorL577]

Do people actually have sex with that thing???

For a moment I actually thought it was Harry Potter in the video.

[wittyusername111]

@HectorL577

I'll bet she's had sex with more women than you.

I'll bet they were hotter.

I'll bet she satisfied them better.

I would have sex with her in a fucking heartbeat.

[Sinnerswing]

If that is not a guy, then that is one ugly woman.

[gtrwarriordon]

WTF why is Harry Potter mixing drinks

[ravelperez11]

Happy New Year Bitches!!

[FunhouseJr]

sigh...

[k4siks]

nice

[revheavygandpinto]

thumbs up if family guy brought you here!! 

[Econiodide]

Oh my God, imagine sitting at home making cocktails and talking political theories and elections with aRhodes Scholar. *sigh*

[leftgibson]

I'm confused....Why is this gay man making drinks???

[mueygringo]

@leftgibson You do know that having sex with your daddy is incestous but it is also gay sex. So, Yes you are confused. GayBoy.

[leftgibson]

@mueygringo Listen, I know you want Maddow to be a boy so you can suck his dick. Just tell your boyfriend to drop his pants and pretend he works for MSNBC!

[mueygringo]

@leftgibson I see you are still confused. Go make up another billion dollars to go with the rest of the fortune since you can't seem to find a woman.

[leftgibson]

@mueygringo It's ok, You can go to your favorite bathhouse and have one of your boyfriends put on a Rachael Maddow Wig you FREAK!!

[mueygringo]

@leftgibson Still confused GayBoy!

[Tippersnore]

Is Rachel Mad-cow an alcoholic?

[bfef123]

wait lol shake that again! slower this time oh yea! lol

[CHEJONATHAN]

Its PAT

[martian369]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

[dashdotampersand]

Rachel Maddow is 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100

Don't get it? You were probably the ones that wrote a negative comment. :)

[b3angus]

@dashdotampersand  hahahaha

[iHateThisShirt]

she seems cool

[zipsrule]

Awesome vid, she should stick to this.

[Aries408CCA]

now i wonder if there is a video of Bill O'Reilly teaching you how to make a souffle

[HARMLESSPictures]

@Aries408CCA Bill should do a video instructional on sucking cock. He'd be good at that.

[Ccola3]

@HARMLESSPictures we all know he is better then Rachel Maddow... if she knows what a cock is

[JawsJaws]

She looks more manly than I do.

[dashdotampersand]

@JawsJaws you must look like tinkerbell

[temujin667]

what a fucking geek

[speedyspooley]

@temujin667

You say that like it's a BAD thing.....

[temujin667]

@speedyspooley yeah, i really cant stand her.

[speedyspooley]

@temujin667

Then why would you look up a video about her.....watch that video....then take the time to comment on it? I hate Glenn Beck. I don't look up his videos....I don't watch them...and I certainly wouldn't waste energy commenting on his videos.

[temujin667]

@speedyspooley i didn't look her up. i commented on her because i can and its just my opinion anyway. i hate glenn beck too, and fox and msnbc news.

[JacobPhilipRenae]

DO WANT.

[jorgep1]

I just read about this cocktail in Ernest Hemingway's "The Sun Also Rises". He's mentioned it twice so far. I had to see what he was writing about!!! Don't know if I can find a bar in L.A. that still makes this libation but if anyone has any places I would much appreciate any ideas, gracias.

[garisonthebull2]

Cool I always liked her politically and now I know she knows her booze too. What a gal. Too bad she plays on the other side of the fence when she dresses up for tv shes actually pretty cute.

[themaxptob]

oh my, she's so relatable. it's like i could sit at a bar and hit on her. to bad she's propaganda machine

[informatist]

This is the only episode of Rachel Maddow that John Boehner ever watched... He probably had to ask Rick Scott for some real limes because they only have the plastic ones in Ohio.

[BorgKing001]

I thought this was an interview with Harry Potter?

[squirrler1981]

I would say that the "Classic" recipe calls for lemon, not lime.....but both are good.

[marciemousey]

"Any liquor that says it's ... has the word bond on the label means that it's 100 proof. *thumbs up*"

I WANT RACHEL FOR A FRIEND.

[noldorian86]

booze enthusiast...great substitute for alcoholic :D:D:D:D:D

[stravelius]

I wouldn't mind drinking with her...

[sorchah]

This is undoubtedly the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

[TThirdplaneTT]

@sorchah.. a fake 'journalist' with a penis is sexy? And Im not talking about Chris Matthews....or am I?

[TThirdplaneTT]

By the way, its Richard Maddow, not Rachel.

[meisema666]

@TThirdplaneTT That's soo uncalled for. You may not like her or agree with her political views, but to condemn her for her appearance or sexuality is cruel and unnecessary. There are things more important than looks in this world. Even though Rachel Maddow may not be considered "hot" I find her-and her confidence extremely sexy, and I'm straight.

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@meisema666 That's how people on the right these days work. Lot's of personal attacks, bigotry, that kind of thing. All ad hominems, all the time.

[meisema666]

@BigMikeMcBastard Very true. We mustn't bring ourselves down to their level. If they wish to continue with the ad hominems and irreverent bullying, we should respond with wholeheartedness and logic. Being the bigger person is winning the argument. :)

[cobraman96]

I was waiting for her to start singing "it ain't easy being green"She sounds like kermite the frog...lmao

[MightyPhalus]

She is fucking hot! I'm a guy, who thinks a girl, who looks like a guy is hot. Now that is Inception worthy.

[rockyrigby]

@MightyPhalus I'ma gay guy who thinks a lesbian is hot. I win.

[cobraman96]

@rockyrigby Yeah,but you think an asshole is an tasty treat! I win.

[joiles01]

Her glasses piss me off. I want to leg drop her.

[DMBkeepsmesane]

I <3 Rachel Maddow

[lkooe]

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the teenage girl from Hard Candy and is kind of like her with her facial expressions and such?

[razblack]

she needs to try harder to look like a guy.

[MissLaurenFairbanks]

rachel maddow seems like shed be a classy lady to live with. shes intelligent and hardworking and probably has a really wicked liquor cabinet.

[kat21831]

I'm straight but i would turn into a lesbian only for Rachel Maddow!!!! <3 :)

[DynamicScherzo]

The glases actually make her look fit.

[daydreamie6]

Do want

[parafleet]

Cover the tornadoes, you fucking boozer. Those dirty politicians will still be there tomorrow.

[skidawg22]

Always remember Rachel's words of cocktail wisdom: "Don't eat the garnish."

[MsDeGeneresFan]

To all the haters out there do you thing Rachel care what you think?? im sure she doesnt so stop waisting your time putting homophobic comments.

[FenderBaum23]

It's the chick with a dick.

[LonghornPhysicist]

Why are all the good ones gay? Rachel Maddow I would be an awesome boyfriend for you!

[peterpan6625]

Intelligent, smart,good sense of humor, politically savvy, astute, articulate and gorgeous-looking!..... She's just, wow.

What a total package!

[qw2589]

Is this a guy or a girl?

[EVERYVERSER]

Any guys find her hot?

[Robo1415]

This lying,Leninist leftwing lesbian lunatic has finally found her calling in life...

[rrhynes]

Dyke Drinks

[sifil311]

Ahhh now i now why she has so many issues. She's an alcoholic and is recovering from a perpetual hangover. Drinking yourself to sleep at night won't help Rachel. Seek help! (Liberals- thank you for all your future responses)

[Giuseppe0574]

i know she is a lesbian but for some reason i find her so goddamn attractive

[BURKEDISTRIBUTING]

It's an old video but I protest - using calvados rather than applejack, artificial grenadine and lime rather than lemon juice. Mixologist? Hardly.

[reno93535]

God Bless liberal homos.

[mconaway002]

she's so much hotter when CNN isn't femming her up.

[LoopQuantumGravity1]

HEY RACHEL MADDOW,

I KNOW YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER READ THIS, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW NOT ALL YT- TUBERS ARE IDIOTS!!! YOU ROCK!!

THANKS FOR SHARING A GREAT AMERICAN DRINK!!!

[LoopQuantumGravity1]

Rachel,

Thank you for a great cocktail!!! When I heard "jack " I first thought Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky, but having a Knowledge of American alcohol(ic) history, I realized you meant Apple Jack.

[paomtep]

Liberal douchebag....enough said. Were done here.

[LoopQuantumGravity1]

@paomtep

WTF??? just because she's a liberal, you think she can't mix a drink??? C'mon, a good drink is a drink, no matter who shakes it. Rachel, you rock!!

[leftgibson]

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY??? HE GIVES ME THE CREEPS!!! WHY IS HIS VIOCE SO HIGH AND WIMPY...WHY DID HIS PARENTS NAME HIM RACHEL. THIS GUY NEEDS HIS NUTS TO DROP!

[IHaveFlagella]

Damn, she's too adorable. Such a crush on her, heh.

[OhioFrontiersmen]

Rachel is such a skank.

[knightschwartz]

she is the typical liberal ironic lesbian bitch. Sarcastic, PC, etc.

[rythmcity]

@knightschwartz Once again, an idiot is commenting on a leisure video, with your political views. Why search "liberal" videos to spread hatred? Politics should remain personal.

A classless, pompous, pretentious boob should take social lessons. We are all American, and have a right to our own political stances. "You People" wouldn't understand the separation.

[m0rbusPolytox]

there's bottled "lime juice", specially for cocktails (used in bars worldwide), which is quite good and definately appropiate for mixing this drink!

also,ms maddows used a bit too much grenadine (which also sits in bottles that big in bars all around the world - which is nothing fancy, as she mentioned).

conclusion: rachel maddows doesn't know shit about bartending! sorry.

(i was a barkeeper for almost 10 years, i know what i'm talking about!)

anyways, she still is a cool host. ;)

[verocity]

@m0rbusPolytox do fuck off

[tripillthreat]

Rachel Maddow doesn't take shit from fake lime/lemon juice! I love her.

[mojoeshaw]

Hey, it's Rick Maddcow! Why does this dude talk like Obama? Weird! And why does he wisper at the end of every statement?

[savemyplaylist]

@mojoeshaw HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! So true.

[mojoeshaw]

Hey, it's Rick Maddcow! Why does this dude talk like Obama? Weird!

[Be1smaht]

she's funny... I love how she takes her drinks so seriously

[hawktana]

Hey Rach, how could anyone not adore you?  :O) Well done, you're a true Patriot....

[TheShootersbar]

I didn't catch the name of the booze.

[shivathecat123]

I love her! The drink looks good, too :)

[dustylense]

maybe we could get drunk together and sword fight? Oh wait, thats a chick? Fooled me!

[Neanderthalcouzin]

She must be great to work with, best colleague ever.

[mysterons23]

finally found the perfect girlfriend and turns out she's gay, not fair.

[aconner2]

i love rachel! fuck yes for apple whiskey!

[DMBkeepsmesane]

Rachel Maddow is the only short haired, butch-like, lesbian that I've ever found incredibly attractive.

[iHATEfaggotsify]

my mom told me to tell you to shut the fuck up cause you are a cunt

[Greg042869]

@iHATEfaggotsify Haha, your whole family is stupid. How wonderful.

[subliminabubble]

I'm a straight girl but, duuuude, Rachel Maddow makes my loins quiver. I love that she's fighting the good fight against bottled citrus.

[ConnellRicho83]

@subliminabubble Agreed, it's so great to see someone fighting against bottled citrus. I mean the media outlets in America consistently push propaganda in support for bottled citrus, in their "fair and balanced" coverage of citrus products. Telling us lies about how bottled is as good as the real thing.  But we know. WE KNOW. Keep up the good fight Rachel!

[shaveslow]

I love this girl!

[BlackFedoraMan]

My God. Seems like 80% of the commentary here are put-downs about Rachel's sexuality, appearance, or political stance. Did any of you clowns actually play the video and listen to what she had to say? Or did you just see the words "Rachel Maddow" in the title and straightaway your brains went into "Fair And Balanced" autopilot?

[rrhynes]

@BlackFedoraMan Fuck you liberal dyke lover.

[BlackFedoraMan]

@rrhynes - I take it you don't care for Calvados then.

[Robo1415]

@BlackFedoraMan Does Rachel Maddow EVER stop spouting her hypocritical leftwing nonsense?

[BlackFedoraMan]

@Robo1415 - The irony, dear God...  You seem to not have noticed that for the entirety of this very video you are commenting on, she is doing exactly that.

Unless you consider martini recipes to be somehow hypocritical and left wing, of course. Would you then consider hard liquor shots to be right wing? Or straight-up beer to be sincere?

[EnthalpyH]

Damn... too bad she is a lesbian :(

[darksider415]

I admit, I'm male and have a major nerd crush on Rachel Maddow. Oh, and the drink is awesome, for the record.

[iHATEfaggotsify]

when is rachel maddow gonna kill herself?

[emilyautumn6]

@iHATEfaggotsify

You are a sorry excuse for a human..

What if i told you the real question is, when are YOU going to kill yourself?

But Im not because to stoop down to your nasty one track mind level would be

a waste of time. Also because my mother told me if I don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all.

[thedeepfriedcandy]

Wow! It's Spaz from my favorite movie - Meatballs! 

Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!

[slaughery]

this dude is soooooo not hot. hes extremely irritating when he opens his mouth and attempts to piece together anything worth paying attention to. What........he's a girl? Bull shit. he does look a little feminine. his left ear lobe kinda does.

[moirajean8]

Not enough liquer in the world to make this dog ugly mutt attractive. Now we know how to make libatard kool-aid !!!

[PigskinJunkies]

If I have enough to drink, Rachel starts to look like a woman.

[andrew19k]

I came here from a SNL link, I thought this was a joke. It is right? wtf?

[mohamedtowelhead]

.

Why would any parents name their son Rachel?

,

[PimpMyParadigm]

she is sooo cute which more women would not think they have to have their asses out to be hot :(

[hotchowder]

@PimpMyParadigm She doesn't have her "ass out" in an attempt to be hot because she's a dyke, not a lipstick lesbian; on most days she probably wears clothes more man'ish than yours.

[Quiras2]

Isn't this video like from a long long time ago? Are there anything new nowadays?

[Migueria]

zionist bitch

[boldaq9]

Drink that kool-aid!

Why is this man named Rachel?

[gothamcity29]

@boldaq9

That is a woman.

[MrHermionePotter]

She's drinking in the morning. Now that is bad ass!

[swimologist8]

Nothing more annoying than a boring lesbian in sweats.

[tedfio1tedfio1]

For someone who is a Rhode's Scholar she sure is a dumbass!

[hoboboxerjoe]

I'd love to be able to legally conessiour my favorite pass-time relaxant, cannabis. But alas, I also love the idea of mixing cocktails and working with liquor. Since I rarely drink, it's more the idea of the chemistry and fun behind it that attracts me. Same with the cannabis, it amazes me the variety and work us humans put into our drugs, alcohol is quite a bit more dangerous, but used responsibly and with good measure it can be an amazing thing with insanely creative drinks.

[DaceFalar7]

Rachel is a faggot....everyone knows this

[Rachel56r]

@DaceFalar7 wow. You need help. Let me try... 1) Maddow is a lesbian, and isn't ashamed of it; 2) faggot is a slang term for male homosexuals, and 3) by using it in this context, *you* are showing your ignorance. Maybe you can't help yourself, but try.

[scarred2112]

Rachel Maddow: Incredibly smart, Nerdy-In-A-Good-Way, an honest debater, and a stupefyingly amazing Mixologist! I'd pay good money (or donate it to a good cause) to have the chance to hang with her for an evening, chill over some fabulous drinks, and simply talk politics.

[Jussimania]

She's also gay. The perfect woman. Hot, cute, intelligent and if you're around her you don't have to feel pressure.

[IoEstasCedonta]

On a more serious note, Google shopping gives me $36.99 as the cheapest price for Busnel Calvados, versus $17.99 on Google for Laird (about a dollar less at the store), and $11.29 at the store for the grape swill I usually buy (...nearly four dollars more on Google?!). I do think she's got a slightly... "Rose"-tinted perspective on "not that expensive."

[IoEstasCedonta]

Damn elitist limes.

[BIZ3LE]

for once an american that DOESN't use roses lime juice

[IoEstasCedonta]

@BIZ3LE I usually use "the lime in your fridge that's secretly plastic" (the from-concentrate kind, not the imitation kind); Rose's is too sweet, and juicers are a pain in the ass. It's not really practical for bars to use real limes or even lime juice (which requires refrigeration), though.

[lukieh]

"okay here's your martini" - hahahahaha

[scarred2112]

@lukieh "There's a reason that Shakers are built to Ballistic standards!"

Amen, Sister. I'm nowhere close to her level of bartending, but my few "standard" items (shaker, hand-juicer, measuring equipment, etc...) are built for quality. I'd rather spend $15 for a shaker that's lasted 10 years and counting than half that for one that'll last for 5 at most.

[ainahunter]

Amazing.

[pablo333]

she's such a lesbian, i LOVE her!

[faroutadventures]

That is a man , baby a man!

[MarshalNey13]

What's this dude's name?

[icnonlylisen]

everything she believes in

is a minus

[Georgie2047]

Rachal is an absolutely gorgeous American treasure. Great looking, sexy glasses, smart as all get out, humanist and with a brilliant sense of humour. Mostly offers to buy a beer for her staff and guests.

[SamirJ92]

If the title or description didn't say "Rachel" I would've probably thought that was a guy for maybe the first minute or so

[TheBlackLesbian]

Google Rachel Maddow High School. She was a cute blonde girl! She still is cute, too bad she's taken!

[highonimmi]

@TheBlackLesbian omfg! good lord either butch or girlie she is shit hot. although, ime a sucker for the girlie looking ones....

[ogabogapat]

awesome sex face

[stellbo]

First and only thing Maddow has ever done that I liked. I have to give credit where credit is due.

[LoveThemMusic]

ahh she's gorgeous >.< its cool how she knows how to just... chill

[megafr8nk]

i don't drink

and she's gay

two reasons to curse destiny

[xxinbloomxx45]

Gosh. I just love how she gets so into the whole lime thing, you can totally tell. Humor. Love her.

[goldenageflapper]

I friggin <3 Rachel! She is one of my idols! Not only is she one of the best news anchors I have ever seen but she is also a great cocktail maker! The drink she made is one I will definitely have to try!

[trashywilma]

Rachel is my ultimate girl crush.