Vegetables that look like Penises

[DeezyWheezy]

I will never be able to look at my vegetables the same way ever again.

[Kiitosama]

Oh my god, I saw this when I was in thrid grade. I recently got into John and Hank green and I listened ot this song and realised it sounded familiar. WEIRD.

[chexmixultimate]

Um... Cook it? And eat it? Unless it's a cucumber. In which case, just eat it.

I was really into the silhouetted dancing, btw!

[21NateDogg21]

What do you mean nothing dirty?Do you even remember what song you just sang?

[maydayway97]

it's obviously a cucumber.

[rawrrar3]

cant...watch this...with my mom in the room!!

[fhgirl0727]

English cucumber!! Even tho this video was posted such a long time ago and you definitely ate it already...

[Shellewell]

hehehe, "this isn't =3, people" XD

Anyway, one of the most phallic vlogbrothers videos, behind any that feature Amsterdam Bollards.

[otakubabe555]

so...I was getting groceries with my mom the other day. Naturally, I started singing this as we walked past the carrots, cucumbers...whatever else there was. But only in my head. Because my mom would have been probably slightly concerned. And the store was busy.

[xintegratedx]

I died laughing at the vegetables flying all over the screen.

[werewolfwithwings]

Hank, that is a zuchinni

[metallicinsanity666]

@werewolfwithwings no it isnt it is a cucumber contenetal i work with vegetables

[MrKiaichi]

Why is that I always end up back on this song. No matter how much I tell myself that this song is.... yeah... this song....

[Syaoran69]

I think it's amazing in that a little over 2 years they've gotten 500,000 more subscribers.... Woo!

[TheHotsaucekiller]

i believe hank has found the key to the Lost City of Youtube

[MissiCupcake553]

It's an English cucumber or courgette.

I see those everyday. XD

[otakubabe555]

Doesn't it say on the sticker that it's an english cucumber? I know this is 2 years after the fact, but still. And zucchinis have the weird knobbly bit at the end.

[MissPMidd]

Hank when you have penis shaped vegetables floating around the screen, it's nit a good idea to open your mouth too wide when singing :-)

[MJamzzify]

THIS is how you procrastinate from writing 1667 words & doing you homework :) thank you <3

[thetimelady42]

@MJamzzify

go NaNoWriMo. NOW

[bailey51634]

@MJamzzify are you doing NaNoWriMo LOL



[Divinorumification]

Dude please tell me where I can download the mp3. I can't stop listening.

[soyhurdope]

@Divinorumification Youtube to mp3 or keepvid

[alexorous1]

lol god...the images you must have gotten when u typed this into google images must have been extremely disturbing

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@lucasduhman1115 from frank sinatra to here within 6 clicks on the sidebar of related videos......that's how youtube Alzheimers works.....we just wonder around youtube

[WhyYouHaten529]

Have sex with it

....LOL just kiding love your videos

[huntergirlalex]

Hold the spacebar while you watch this - it's awesomeeee xD

[soyhurdope]

O__O ive never been attracted 2 vegetables

[ashumon23]

:P :p ;P ;p :) ;)  •-:) :? :^ :} :|]

[thetimelady42]

Perfect song to NaNoWriMo to. And the vegetable is a cucumber and you should slather it in mud.

[huntergirlalex]

@thetimelady42 I'm NaNo-ing to it now! :D

[BeatrixNemesis]

You are so wonderfully silly, Hank.

[DomMaelzer]

"This isn't Equals Three, people." :D

[NecromancerDemon1073]

This is why nobody takes me shopping anymore.

[YaraxH]

My friend found an eggplant with an erection in her yard.

[jazbo808]

why am i watching this?

[RawritsRIA]

wow.. this just made my entire job far more entertaining.. i work produce at a grocery store.. haha. oh gawd. stocking the penis looking vegetables won't ever be the same. :(

[D40D40D40]

It is an English cucumber.

[nicoleisthebestever]

Am I the only one who loves Hank's dance moves? They are weirdly fascinating and attractive.

[awkwardfour]

It's a hot house cucumber, I believe.

[LanaxLawliet]

@iluvmypuddycat actually bananas are herbs:P

[KittyandMimmy11]

@LanaxLawliet

Actually bananas are flowers. :P

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@KittyandMimmy11 Really,  no wonder they smell nice.

[KittyandMimmy11]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack

I know right n.n

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@KittyandMimmy11 :DFTBA

[iluvmypuddycat]

I wasted like, 10 minutes trying to think of why banana wasn't used until I remembered that bananas are fruits. asdfgh D:>

[babs955]

this is gay..

[wolfiegirl81]

@babs955 Yeah, it's a pretty happy song.

[SkillersFate]

My Right ear is lonely !

[zekeoman1]

OK, it's in my head now. FML. Dear God, don't let me walk by a mind-reader.

[ColdRiceBall]

I used to eat these mini cuccumbers without even chopping them. I'd just take a bite out.

Seeing that I'm female, this song has now made me shy away from them. LOL

It's catchy, though. XD

[reflectingpondvideo]

We had to read an article about asparagus for my Food Culture class, and all I could think about was this song.

[roli252520]

#1 on the charts for vegans and vegetarian

[rainabraina]

*Shivers* 

[Duckwheelchair]

Hank looks kind of hot when he's dancing

[KaptajnGraevling]

Pff, maturity. What do we need it for?

[MagnoliaLoveBagel]

Grocery shopping will never be the same again.

[CometTheNerd]

OH GOD! THE ASPECT RATIO!! DX

[lezkay420]

hahaha wow that was amazing

[siberianhusky550]

this is a song for all the nerds that look like idiots like the one above

[littleroachyboy]

@siberianhusky550 Thou churlish beef-witted vassal

[mithwenarataur]

@siberianhusky550 Thou errant boil-brained hedge-pig!

[farlcoon]

@siberianhusky550 Thou beslubbering knotty-pated popinjay!

[bigkanish3]

HEHE nerd

[littleroachyboy]

@bigkanish3 nerd is not an insult

[KittyandMimmy11]

@littleroachyboy

Indeed, it's a compliment o3o

[xSobhan]

LOOOOOL

[MarkNie1]

sound jog at 0:58

[567hinata]

hes doing my happy dance

[godessshannon]

:DD I love Hank's music. It makes me happy all the time :D

[hexedfang]

though zucchini and cucumbers are fruit, this is still an awesome song and I laughed my ass off. Keep up the great work, Hank.

[FutureMrsODonoghue]

hanks dancing in the background makes this video

[LAMBOFGOD690]

SP WHOT DUS HANK THINK OF THIS

[cheesysbananapooper2]

FUCK YOU NERDS

[werfsa3]

@cheesysbananapooper2 thanks for trying to insult us, however it did not work

[Tatterdemarian]

@cheesysbananapooper2 TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL I find this immensely funny mainly because of one of the more recent vlogs by John. Yes, we are nerds. WE LIKE THINGS. Good for you for being able to recognize that. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SparklingCookie12]

Oh my Jesus...... This would be a hank video xD

[xchiaroscura]

"Up Next...'Penises Are Beautiful'." ;_;

[xSobhan]

@xchiaroscura you should do the remix. LOL

[TheSmellyNugget]

how did i get here?

[MassiveM110]

He looks like Steve Merchant .. lol

[PanicAtTheCourtney]

Gay.

[SuperHeroAlfie]

.......Nobody can take me grocery shopping anymore. I sing.

Thanks Hank! LOL

[Clawaccio]

It's a courgette.

[TheShambler34]

I forgot why I clicked on this video... o.o

[lilaisblack]

wow.. get a life. hahah

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Damnit, this song is catchy!! Frick!

[cheshireismycat]

"seriously, please nothing dirty.... this is not =3 people"

isn't that LOL type?

[MsImprovificationer]

CUCUMBERS ARE FRUITS!!!

[vngaris]

OK, so the thing, this song is super catchy. I can never listen to this song because I am horribly afraid that someone someday will catch me singing it under my breath. I live in fear...

[ReKrisB]

Wow, you had a lot of fun with that green screen, Hank.

Awesome song, as always ^_^

[thatonekid2013]

how has this not become viral?

[BabyLuisify]

wtf



[DinoTubz9638]

0.o

Btw it's a cucumber. They're good for throwing at squirrels if rotten. Don't ask.

[Martheworld]

when I get this song, going to the grocery store will be that much more awesome.

[Babay9080]

omg flying dicks!!

[asiachan21]

Sobbing.

[ThatisDAEsNendo]

my friend plays this song all the time

[Clawaccio]

CUCUMBER!

[fridasalli]

Oh, yeah. That's Hank.

[MasterOfWin7]

is it bad if the song gave me a boner?

[NerdisthewerdYEAH]

Is it bad that I love this song?

[johnwaynegacy94]

@RetardedKitty15

[57earthchild]

Someone may have already said... not going to read several pages to find out... but I believe that's an English cucumber. I've seen them in the store. Also, when you said "radish", that's a carrot in the vid. Just sayin' lol

[RAWRilyy69]

the adverts... Penis enlargement.

:/

[JustinRockz1]

lolz

LOL!



[hpf12345678910]

I was walking through asdas fruit and veg section and began humming this. Shows how mature i am. :L

[lennic95]

It's a cucumber

[funperson123]

i find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[uncool95]

@funperson123 i don't

[vngaris]

Oh. My. God.

[MonkeyGoSpunky]

And the fruits! You can't eat a banana anymore without feeling sexual..

[MissTall4Life]

pretty funky silhouettes there, Hank :)

[sharpie660]

wow, i keep thinking of humpy hank

[lolololliepop1]

Cucumber and eat it

[TheSpongesam]

hi, if you worry about your little friend's size, i would suggest w....helpopenisenlargement...c­ommm is the only safe way that truly works!

Experience....

[xxpwnagexxxify]

Thumbs up if raywilliamjohnsons "orphan tear tag" brought you here :D

[TheJeremiah0987able2]

@xxpwnagexxxify it brought me here and giraffes dont have long penises

[nicklc03]

fag

[MisfitsChannel]

@nicklc03 Right, because a ''fag'' is married.

[topcat3768]

@nicklc03

Oooh, nice one...

...thou currish, common-kissing codpiece of insolent, infantile insults.

[MegaSaint11]

@nicklc03 Nick you nasty lol

[sarahbeth2005]

@nicklc03 There's no need for Neanderthalic language. If you don't like the video, you don't have to watch it. It's a satirical video.

[xemily91]

awkwardly putting this on pause when dad came home. xD

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Haha, "Nothing dirty, this isn't =3"!!! I loved that comment. ^^

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Holy sh*t, 666 people don't like this video!

[99yulopit]

This is the best song ever made

[blurryskyline]

I'm deleting my viewing history after this....

[Gecko335]

3mins looking like oO

[starrystar33isawesom]

we don't want to see your face... no affence

[cany230]

What kind of vegetable is that orange think that seems to burst from Hank's left eye at 1:26?

[Brontodojan]

@cany230

That's a kind of pumpkin, not sure about the specific name but yeah, it's a pumpkin!

[AgentLlamaSpit]

[AWKWARD SILENCE FOLLOWS]

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

not equals three.

yeah, we have class here!

[Sesshomaruslover001]

It's a cucumber.

EAT IT! xD

[waffleabc]

my desires to make songs about penis vegetables!

[nickitp]

Omigosh, how long has that Danelectro been in the background?? I almost bought one a few months ago!

[lilylpotter3]

oh, yeah. That's hank.

[raisalin]

Dancing Hank is awesome!

[cany230]

This is definitely in the list of top ten strangest things I've ever heard...

[insidiousplan]

I saw cucumbers and zucchini squash next to each other at the store yesterday. I laughed like I was a 13 year old boy.

[jellybeangravy]

OMG I saw this when it came out and had no idea what it was, now I'm a nerdfighter and it makes sense!!

[JadeLianne]

This is my favourite of all your songs, Hank. I'm pretty sure I've watched it 1000 times.

[TreatzOnFeets]

hahahahahha...great vid!!!

[TheShootingCupcake]

lol "this isnt equals three people" xD

[drawerfox]

What time in the morning was it?

[SuperEggplantMan]

I love this song

[mercat12]

I kept singing this as this is a song for all the penises that look like vegtables ...

[xrocket193x]

i hate nerds

[mcramirosniper]

@xrocket193x die

[xrocket193x]

@mcramirosniper a nnerd would say that..

[mcramirosniper]

@xrocket193x and so did your mom when she tried to abort you (:

[Emi183]

@mcramirosniper I LOLed at that, seriously :P You're a genious

[mcramirosniper]

@Emi183 thank you, it's good to know nerdfighteria's loyal army is actually hunting down those damn haters >:]

[sarahbeth2005]

@mcramirosniper What's the matter with you? Why on earth would you feel the need to post hateful comments here? No one's hurting you.

[SuperEggplantMan]

@xrocket193x Well, that's fine. Hate us if you want. But at least we've raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charities all across the globe over the past four years of Nerdfighteria. There is no "Coolpeoplefighteria" that does this.

[Emi183]

@xrocket193x then why do you watch videos like this?

[BostonianLady]

LMAO!!!!

[TangerineLightning]

He sounds like John Linnell from They Might Be Giants.

TMBGFTW!

dftba

[AntiJonasZone]

He sounds like the guy from Green Day. :D

[xoxpurpledolphinsxox]

the code 4593 = cucumber...long english cuke to be exact. >.< this is what working in a grocery store has done to me. i think in codes

[katiemayyy710]

Oh silly Hank, it's quite obviously an English/seedless cucumber...

But @xoxpurpledolphinsxox I know exactly how you feel. For instance, tomatoes on the vine are not just tomatoes on the vine, but 4664! But I was at the grocery store yesterday and I couldn't remember the kirby cucumber PLU. (4596? or 4693? you'd think that 4 years would teach me...)

[xoxpurpledolphinsxox]

@katiemayyy710 4693 is jalapenos...at least it is in my store. and i have no idea what a kirby cucumber is, it doesnt exist for me. haha. 2 1/2 years for me, so far...

[shugocharagirl100]

lol =3

[californiababe26]

Rwj :D

[miasophiaalice]

i love it :)

[dennisrayso]

creative

[monkeybread3151]

rofl. ummm... idk wut to do with the cucumber/zuchini/idk!!! lolz but ur hilarious XD

[PhillyGirl1]

649 people do not know how to dftba

[MezupK]

Cool.

[AngelxxAngel]

Haters may hate, but only because they can't do this and have it equal WIN

[AttentionDefiOhShiny]

For some reason I can't eat these vegtables anymore... yet, I still like to suck cock. o.o lawl