Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

[Seedofwinter]

Hillary Clinton is a stick in the mud. That smile looks so foreign to her face, you could tell she just does it to seem more approachable.

[SamNecktie]

I would say stick to politics but you suck at that too

[MikeNascar9]

this is so funny i forgot how to laugh -_-

[PrinceOfPersia200495]

is this really her?

[Snoopy8280]

Lame, very lame. Maybe they could hire some comedians to write some material for her. Dave's people obviously can't.

[jasonwins7]

fuck Hillary Clinton :D

[cyclops65]

it's a good thing Hillary didn't go into comedy--she would STARVE!

[alexjohnc3]

Are they making this unfunny on purpose?

[lillianclinton42]

she looks all CRACKED out!!!!!!! :O

[MattyTheJet]

Carnac: "Pretty, funny, popular."

Ed: "Name 3 things Hillary Clinton is not!"

[kylek246]

232 years and no cookie shortage

[bphatboyjohn123]

man she's fucking ugly. . .

[geoffreygeoffry]

OMGZ THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[spidermanb101]

more dislikes than likes lol

[openedup09]

I wonder if she have ever farted in those pant suits.No wonder why Bill went astray.Cigar anyone.

[mikejones1000000]

Dumbest top 10 in history.

[djjosh34445]

WOW stuiped America.

[mamlasu]

soup is a reason to love America?? wtf??

[theryguy13]

what a stupid cunt

[DrIvoRobotnick]

230 people don't like soup.

Sad...

[afroebob]

number 1 made me have a small chuckle... everything else blowed...

[sk8er5409]

this is stupid

[1stTrillionaire]

Dave aint funny

[JuniorProducer1996]

great....no my head hurts

[Erig4life]

top 10 fail

[chifour66]

This is when they still thought Hil would win. LOL.

[MrJohnsonlawgroup]

This is lame

[Clb331025]

BACON!!

[pritishsai]

What the fuck is this ? Obama's was way way funnier

[339194]

can't argue with number nine

[PirateoftheTouYube]

Number 1 was good...the rest were bad.

[Nannaseful]

ROFL apparently ANYONE can get a talk show XDDD

[bdinger74]

she eats babies for fun. i hate her. :)

[mensrightsTV]

I used to love David Letterman. but, he's become suck a dic*  since his interview with O'reilly

[Gamelvl84]

Still she looks good for her age...

[breastinspector2]

@Gamelvl84 She looks rich for her age.

[Gamelvl84]

Lol her fake smile counters any attempt at achieving charisma hahahahahahaha! She must be thinking OH GOD GET THIS CRAP OVERWITH!

Which is really funny considering that is EXACTLY what I was thinking as I was watching this!

The only funny part with this crap is that Hillary actually thought she would have a chance at becoming president. LOL XD Now that is damn funny!

[0prahTV]

weak

[paigewithani]

she kinda sucks.

[redcommand85]

bilderberg group

[parmenion96]

they forgot that her housband butchered europe. that makes her love america more

[captainkill1]

wasn't that funny! lol.

[pittbullbill]

is it just me or does that bitch always look like shes nuts?

[squirreltrooper]

id tap that

[Gamelvl84]

Id take her hard up the ass.. and not in a good way either.... as punishment for her being a stupid slut

[kuuku88]

lame

[frankmat]

This is about as funny as cancer

[Christian4Yeshua]

I love Letterman...but your comment is FUNNY...and true

[RealDefentertainment]

wow i`ve never come across suck witty humour on youtube.

you are good

[frankmat]

Seriously you found this little skit funny? Not many things make me cringe./... except when boring politicians try to be popular by reading out prep-written jokes that aren't even funny to begin with combined with B Grade acting. She should stick to being the whore of a president.

[RealDefentertainment]

no i was replying to a comment

[breastinspector2]

@frankmat This is as edgy as a campaigning liberal gets.

[poontang3zizo]

@frankmat tiggle higgle

[cwongchung]

@frankmat Then I'll guess we'll be laughing about it in 22,3 years. (According to South Park standards)

[KwameNewton]

@frankmat No; cancer's funny.

[hddragracer1]

@frankmat I agree

[NAGGERNUTZ]

She forgot to mention that in this country, a president can get laid in the oval office!

[BaronVonGodzilla]

He didn't get laid, he got blown, and Monica didn't swallow, instead she spit it on her blue dress.

[MA453]

ROFL

[dogpacks]

It would be much funnier if Dave would quit running his mouth, but good anyways

Did I mention the soup? Mmmm, soup

LOL XD

[WreckersFan4Life]

lmao I love Hillary :D

[TonyV7483]

The funniest part of this was the fact that the sponsor on-screen and in the corner was OIL OF OLAY

[WreckersFan4Life]

Hey, Hillary looks AMAZING for her age, Olay was smart to do that...they knew what they were doing!

[theWeston]

It's never funny when guests say the Top Ten.

[bewander]

Aww..she looked so awkward. LOVE YOU ANYWAY!  Hillary for America!

[Goring456]

never mind the little thing called FREEDOM

[nofxmike06]

i wish i could lie professionally. Gosh, that would be swell.

[nofxmike06]

why can't we all just laugh at her for being a douche? i think thats funny enough...

[LeeroyFan101]

LOL Soup! mmmmm

[dijlalover]

@LeeroyFan101 i don't get the soup joke

[whitinoheat]

lol THAT IS SO FUNNY hillary clinton is SO FUNNY

[jofundo]

not hillary's best comedy.

[inaeurotrance]

was that supposed to make me laugh? or pity?

[Incinerator19902]

dude you can tell dave was just thinking "oh my god this is so gonna flop" by the way he was like repeating what she was saying and stuff.

they probably did it cause she paid them to get a public appearance so she can seem more with the "in-crowd"

[undocumentedspot]

Terrible, is there any rating less than one star? and even Letterman seems "disgusted", and notice how she started to bitch about the pantsuit joke. lol

[shaun9169]

She has NO sense of humor... what a cold hearted biatch

[wedgiepower]

Last one was the only funny one.

[Robfenix]

These were so bad. Even for Dave. Did they let her write these? I bet she objected to all the funny ones.

[mattis9322]

Obama = Antichrist = WIN! FUCK JESUS

[shnarfers]

CBS:

may you burn in hell

[shnarfers]

she love america because they are way to dumb to see the corruption lies and murder.

rip vince foster, ron brown, mary c. mahoney.

god bless you

[valentinapozzi]

BITCH is bitching on TV again,,, she should only do that at home to her husband.

[festushagen1]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. She is the second dumbest choice for president......the first being Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend. Both are typical DUNNOCRAP party trash.

[42302]

hilary-lesbo, obama-anticrhist

[totalgangsta4life]

That was really stupid. Hilary is LAME

[CountArtha]

If it makes you feel any better, she probably had her aides write it for her.

[MASTA007i]

that was pathetic lame jokes & she was so boring and ugly. Obama scks to though

[gemini1751]

That was sad....so, so sad. She looks plastic. Go Obama!!!

[sajeevanx4]

lame jokes, not voting for her

[thehiddentalent]

CBS: Cross Burning Station -Mad TV

Canadian bacon is WAY better!

[IsuckafolovI]

She should get a talk show

[RedMillennium]

OHGODNO.

[platanoconaguakate]

WOW she is not funny someone should shoot her fatass

[tesla1077]

or shoot Obama for being anti-american.

[platanoconaguakate]

yeah and john mcain for using the, "I was in the Vietnamese war" excuse

[jvillanuevamtz]

BBOOOOOORING!, quit boring everybody hillary!

[8867432]

if I can't write in hillary I will vote for Ron Paul and so will alot of people I know

[evanoahsea]

there's a $5.00 whining fee.

[RedMillennium]

Ron Paul used to go to my highschool. :)

[bloodybeetroot]

those jokes weren't funny and obama wins

double whammy bitches

[ynadiv]

tool

[D0KTOR7]

lame...stick to the Obama jokes.

[salvadoraugustus]

american food sux.....tghe best food you can find in italy .....fuck u junk american food.....look at ur fat people !!!

[KILLAKAYONE]

wow...can they put in at least ONE JOKE???

[lazylaxer0]

dum bitch canadain bacon rules

[ousoonersfan45]

can I get my 2:11 mins back?

[TaylorAmelia]

I love Hillary!!

But CANADIAN BACON ROCKS!!

Hope you guys vote for her! (Wishful thinking, I know she won't win so don't reply. shutup now)

[mexlep101]

That was so dumb

[daddub1]

and anyone? can be a president?

[chilam8668]

no, it takes at least a million bucks just to run for state senator for a small ass district.

[dav900id]

Sad

[Ronwang]

American dream:

0% unemployment rate, fair, and peace.

[finestbottleofheron]

well that made me wanna punch a baby and a puppy

[neonvulturesx]

Well, that sucked.

[maximusdecimus888]

There is nothing endearing about her.

[jj313]

what?! Obama did a top 10 on letterman.. We need to make Hillary more appealing, you know more relatable. Let her do a top 10 like Obama. But she doesn't have the personality for it..Maybe no one will notice..

[JEVICofthaMC]

that was dumb.

[julianvid]

Wow she's electric!!! Did you hear that thunderous applause she got? Yeah, me neither.  Hillary is a dud just like algore.

[IronCityPRIDE]

Man that sucked as much as her campaign.

[D0llaD0llaBillYall]

Wtf..? Obamas top 10 were much funnier. Plus, she has no delivery lol :D

[milliradian]

Freedom wasn't on the list... but cookies and soup were. Who needs freedom when you have cookies, and SOUP! :(

[meak911]

She really thought she had the nomination in the bag. Now she's on suicide alert.

[BDW2006]

Why do you all hate Hillary so much?

[LVB1770]

BDW2006, She's a liar! She lied about dropping

out of the race. She lied about snippers firing at her. Lies, lies, lies, Yea!

[MY599FERRARI]

Just around the corner .....we won't have to listen to this bag of AIR....FAKE person to the extreme!!!

[LVB1770]

Go away Billary! No more Bush,Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush,Bush, Clinton, Clinton! What's next? Jeb Bush, then Chelsea Clinton. It's a double dynasty. Help us stop this madness!

Vote for Obama!

[Movieman47]

Not funny

[defundthewar]

We know that Letterman likes Hillary, but like her campaign, this fell flat.

[Mushy2000]

I like gravy

[PrincessMultiracial]

that was completly random

[BaddRude]

This was just to make fun of Hillary.....and it worked hahahaha. Go Dave.

[40riddim]

I dislike Hillary (join the club, right?), or, actually anything Clinton. But you know what, this is more about Letterman and the reach of his silliness. I am very conservative but I don't overlook comic relief in bits like this. I love to debate issues, but enjoy a reprieve now and again.

[JavyLopezc08]

Awful. Just awful.

[epopluap]

Horrifying.

[PheNOMofHDC]

didnt get most of the joke.

[Noyjeetut]

This sucked.

[zubernick]

Well, humor's obviously not her strong suit, but she can spin a good dramatic tale, dodging and weaving while sniper bullets whiz all around.

[jfinnican]

Her input output systems are functioning properly.

[aintblowinsmoke]

Isn't she exciting? She loves the U.S. as much as she trusts her husband! Watch the door hit your fat ass on the way out!

[soxfanshawn]

Robot.

[livingthedream2]

dumb. None of these were funny.

[ELM22]

And that's all she'll ever be. Thank God=)

[eurasian04]

OMG! She is willing to denigrate herself just for TV coverage. She is really short or out of cash.This is not funny at all! I did not mean to belittle "The Late Night Show" but Senator Clinton misjudged to agree to appear in this segment of the show.

[dsmiowa]

Weak

[cdmytc]

She reads with a third grade level.

[Tarblum]

Politically correct answers. Carefully written and not funny. Come-on DAVE! Don't let Hillary tell you how to do your show.

[NoGuff]

If she had done this a year ago, she would have said her favorite thing was "I've already won this race, I don't even have to show up."

HA-ha!

[NoGuff]

And she's so enthusiastic. I'm sure she'd make a .... uhhh ... ummmm ... nice president.

[Kaibaman21]

Man that was realy horrible the Heroes top ten was the best one this just sucked ass I bet even a popular republican and or democarate who did this would still suck so bad Who wrote that

[tamriel462]

seriously, dave's losing it

[beetheb]

Who the fuck wrote that Top-Ten? It was horrible. Dave knew how shitty it was, too, you could see it on his face.

[newdad1107]

Atleast Obama did his top 10 live, and it was funny.

[dekode29]

this was completely horrible.... damn, lettermans writters lost it.

[roxorian]

america is gay

[newdad1107]

not as gay as you since you are currently "down under" on your boyfriend.

[Currow20]

Not a lot of good reasons to love america,

[lucask111]

heres one drink everytime its not funny i am drunk now

[nafet]

This was just sad.

[dgm4ever]

Dave is getting old and tired of it, he's not even letting her finish each one. Fire him and get someone who wasn't born in the 1800's.

[wordman]

She's so unfunny...

I know it's not part of her job to be funny, but seriously...

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

MMMMMM, SOUP!

[honeypeanuts300]

this sucked it would of been so much funnier if she wasnt there so he could make fun of her

[DBSKlovesBALLOONS]

why do politicians feel that they need to go on comedy shows to get votes? to me, that just makes these politicians less qualified for the job.

[xcrunner91]

she has no comedic timing at all but this thing wouldnt be funny even if she did.

[fastinbulvis]

Haven't watched that toupe wearin', bucked-toothed nerd in years. FOR A REASON!

[soulrunner66]

this the most un-funny thing ever. SAD.

[jimboy162]

What the hell was that?

[joekimbbc]

Letterman's just not funny anymore

[abasanti]

100% agree. Kimmel and Leno are just that much more creative. His gags are tired and boring.

[barrelchest83]

She isn't a comedian. She's a politician.

[goodfella21f]

no, she's a pollution.

[xiner]

And you're no grammar.

[JavyLopezc08]

Apparently, neither are you.

[scvcampdavis]

Dike

[xiner]

And many of those people who died this past week are in heaven right now. And they wouldn't want to come back. It's so glorious and so wonderful. - Billy Graham, September 14, 2001

Geoffrey Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury, on a thermonuclear war: "The worst you could do would be to usher people sooner and in their millions into a higher form of life to which they're destined anyway."

I think it is very good when people suffer. To me, that is like the kiss of Jesus. - Mother Theresa

[fineartss]

they both are so pathetic

[l0000oooopy]

she is sooo not funny

[xiner]

It's the writers, stupid.

[l0000oooopy]

so she could put a bit more oomf into it like obama but like i said shes not funny.

[abasanti]

wow are the writers still on strike?

[ratumoko]

no theyre just very tired