How To Raise a Smart Child

[FieryPandaProduction]

Step 1: Be Asian

Did you know that a ten year old asian can do anything better than you?

[ilaydaarslanify]

"You will need: Child"

Bitch, please.

[OoEmmaBearoO]

Sometimes I wonder if howcast is real, or just a bunch of trolls.

[DarkHeartInTheSky]

Just don't let them watch MTV and they're already ahead of the game.

[xMisukiAngel]

...it's too late for my parents to play with me :< im not an infant... :<

[WNxRadeon]

just let it only watch discovery channel and national geographic on tv, worked for me. :P

[SuicidalWolfi]

How to rise a kid who will most likely get beaten up at school.

[PandaSecret124]

I don't like this video it's pretty much saying if you dont have a full family or do any of this stuff You'll be stupid.

[HoneiiDiiva]

Exposure to intelligent activities is key.

[puddinqgurl69]

why am i watching this i dont have a kid

[DAN5675able]

@puddinqgurl69 find a guy, its easy. or if you are a guy then find a girl.

[legofreak1109]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE, A TEENAGER AND HATE

[Bigtailhunter]

In soviet Russia smart child raises you

[villew1]

You will need:

A Child

No way, seriously...

[GreenNinjaLove]

When they said 'Optional: Vacation' I thought they were talking about taking a vacation from your child... o.O

[zutara221]

@JusIgnoreme Ur soo freakin rasist!!!

[JusIgnoreMe]

How to raise a smart child?

Be Asian.

[gamecatcher99]

Raise a smart kid? Introduce them to the int3rn3t!

[ArtBit64]

I let my kid sit in a dark room all day until he was 10. After that I taught him everything there is to know about being physically fit and everything to know about science, and math. After that, he was 19. I kicked him out of my house and he now owns his own successful company and makes a lot more then I do.

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

im 27 so i should be a freakin rocket science now because i eat a lot of tuna!

[Juankinator]

ROFL. "you will need: a child"

[xVirtualNinjax]

Optional: An Asian child.

[XxEvolutionxX14]

How to raise a smart child

1. Don't be a bad parent

done, that's how you do it how cast i just saved someone 1 minute

[OurVoiceOnTheWorld]

Or you could just talk to the little shit head...

[SummerCityDreams]

Stop at 0:22 look what the Dad is pointing at!

[ryandot4]

sorry my sister keeps hackng my acounnt

well not hackng useing

she is so anyying

[XboxADDICT425]

i need a child?!?!?!?!? SHIT!

[TheTribes44]

Im wetarded pwease hewp me

[cresleyb]

step 1 be my child step 2 optional be Einstein

[tinycrown8]

step one: be smart yourself

[cookiedough347]

cute kid!

[Deavertex]

They had me going until they mentioned vacation. At that point, I realized that this advice was for wealthy people. Which ain't me.

[ryandot4]

what if your daughter/son is 15 years old and still doesn't know know to spell kat?

[BlakeJerComedy]

@ryandot4 What if your daughter/son is 15 years old and does not know how to spell cat?

[SilverXGames]

@ryandot4 Your a badass, using your brothers account.  /Highfive :D

If the real ryandot4 reads this, give her the account. She's more funny.

[SilverXGames]

@ryandot4 You're

[ryandot4]

@SilverXGames that was not me t was my sister i forgot to remove comment she is idiot

[tokiozelda]

0:11 no shit sherlock, thank you for stating the obvious

[poisonwood23]

wow, did she really just pronounce the "L" in "Talk"?....

[crazyizzy766]

what if youre child has intrsets such as drugs and alcohol? should you foster those to?

[sweety3611]

optional:a brain

[grandmasterme133]

0:58 those look like big yellow tinks tinks!

[lol22936]

Why would u wanna be a creepy old man ?

[AlexMacFan]

My Computer raised me three times!

[gymnast768]

hahaha, i would laugh if they said

"optional: love"

[Macmon33]

Lol now I see why I'm so stupid

[kimboots1]

I made mine. It's real easy.

[TheMarblegirl101]

i have the velociraptor dinosaur toy at 0:39

[thaizascythosaskand]

@TheMarblegirl101 So does my sister.

[legokid1593]

step 1.

Your kid sais : "OOOOOOOOOOH DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY..."

[Picollo220]

Asians have a different way ..............DISIPLINE

[DogLover1507]

albert einstein didn't like school when he was young :/

[lolauses]

Where can I acquire:

1x Child

1x Love

1x Vacation?

[piesior]

How To Raise a Smart Child - 12279 hits..

[multiplymelollipop1]

1:15

hsm much?

[kaybrin1]

if ur a dumb ass, dont mate with a dumb ass...that equals dumbass

[freezingcold1]

Albert E was thought to be a retard so u want your kid to have socal problems

[axlcobain1000]

Next on Howcast: How to make a child?

Step 1 : Get married (optional)

Step 2 : Have Sex :D

[SocialAnxiety911]

Oh damn I better go next door to ask if I can borrow a child

[hrtuvchrome]

how to raise a smart child. step one: don't let them ever watch howcast

[sokongo247]

step one:use condoms :P

[thisisname11]

Step 1: Be Asian

[MsDreamscape]

Just adopt an asian kid >.<

[xBABYGaming]

Step 1: Have sex

Step 2: Wait 9 months

Step 3: Give birth

Step 4: Watch Howcast

[reogomez]

"You will need a child" Wait hold on I think I have one in the fridge.. Lemme go check. NO DUH HOWCAST!

[Danilko100]

he looks retarded...

[miouth150]

only one step adopte an asian baby 

[infoherper]

How to raise a pansy child

[pyonshimmie]

child and LOVE???

oh well, tough shit

[sumofat5]

step 8 don't die

[kiyoko0369]

step one: be asian

[Gabanator1]

Next:

How to raise a retarded child

[AznLalalaLove]

step one : dont drop your child

[chug11649]

You will need a child...hmm i think iv got one of those laying around in the cupboards

[killa2000dec]

optional: eat him/her

[xcorezz]

i cant do step 2 :(

[evremn]

i thought you need love to get a child?

[MrHispanic365]

i have no love =(

[crapgirlfilms]

how to raise a smart child: step one: stop watching howcast.

[MrIam1nsane]

Fuck where's my child? I think I lost it. Oh well, I'll just go buy another one...

[2000TiffanyLin]

I have an Asian parent so... 0.0 yah

[lameristotel]

This is bullshit. I will use the eastern Europe method.

1. Tell your kid to learn hard. If it doesnt do it, Beat him with a rolling pin on a regular basis.

[assassin7707]

what if i dont have a child?

[supercourse2]

@assassin7707 u have 2 weeks go make one

[FIREFRO626]

Did they graduate With the great pyramid in the background?

[spotturo]

damn i forgot to get the child first

[XVIL5]

@spotturo ha

[RandomKid396]

I like my version better. Give the kid a beating for each answer he gets wrong >:D haha jk

[Julieluvzu]

I don't have a child........can I still do this?

[culturebomb]

You will need: a screen to watch this video....

[AerialStoner]

most children today are dumasses i reccomend keeping them away from retarded tv programming and corperate bullshit

[yuothineyesasian]

Bullshit, I didn't get any of that shit and I'm a genius.

[seegerts15]

My personal perspective on mankind is pretty bad. Too much people concentrate on love relationships. Not too many people look up to human evolution. Just imagine if we have grown wings to fly or breathe underwater. Instead the world is filled with disgusting people who'd rather do something else useless not beneficial to evolution.

[passioniswotwebreath]

0:53 Lol child checking his hand. As proven by this part the video should be called "how to raise your child to have OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)"

[passioniswotwebreath]

0:35 introduce your child to new experiences. Get them scared of animals.

[andreikilla]

step 10 drop it on the head

[SuperGirl5451]

"You will need a child." Duh?

[vimyonde]

this should be called "how to raise a normal child - the common sense approach".

[kawaiimomoe]

Just let the child read books for awhile ,and let it watch tv or something , because raising a smart child is all about balance :)

if you keep letting your child read and read without resting or not letting him/her do any sports, your child is going to end up becoming a quiet, socially awkward person .

[666M4GG07666]

...I still think that kid is gonna grow up to be a dumbass.

[pfcsusczynski]

wanna know how to make a smart kid force them to read atlas shrugged at the age of two

[yuothineyesasian]

@pfcsusczynski

That's how you raise the next social facist.

[pfcsusczynski]

@yuothineyesasian how is Ayn rand fascism

[yuothineyesasian]

@pfcsusczynski

I was implying that they would rebel, Not that funny but it was off the top of my head.

[pfcsusczynski]

@yuothineyesasian

alright

[leafsfan9917]

step one, read freakanomics

[Elanapurple]

cool video go check out Cuban Boys part 1

[melissaiszDOPE]

For me it will be once im prego, hear mozart and opera 24/7.

This will guarantee you a smart kid. Eat healthy foods & read to your kidd alooot and make them do hard stuff.

well that what im going to do.

[sabeknowsbest]

Or when they're little, you could let them steal a bit of ur beer,

i did that to my dad and hey!

Im smart as heck

[amiablehacker]

BUT, if you praise your child too much, saying they're are awesome at EVERYTHING their whole life, you could break their heart when they find that there is someone better than them. So keep it balanced.

[SmoerKitty]

funny how like 85% og the time,, people bash howcast Xp.. LOL

[Deathgod0345]

What do I need? Maybe a child to raise? *Sarcasm* No No No that can't be it..

[andrewl5201]

creating a trophie child and not loving him for his interests yay!

[cecgm938]

the NEA needs to see this....not one MMM, MMM, MMM in the whole video

[hallnoats4ever]

my mom never did any of this, her belief learning is done in schools not at home. she let me smoke pot and cigarettes @ age 12 saying, "I your life" I when over to her house last night and my 8 year old brother stays up until 5 am playing video games on the weekends. I want to say something but i have so much hatred it would be the last time i would see her

[EdwR1]

You're pretty fucked up.

[Energy700]

You'll need a child. Lol'd irl.

[whitehousesvc729]

you will need: a child

wow, that wasn't obvious

[sportsfeath]

at :28 it looks like a dead mans cock on the screen

[djoxer]

LOL

[XxNitroGlitchxX]

Don't Abuse them? O___O this is a fail

[Louisdagod3]

You gotta be kiddin' me.

[codypg]

Three Wolf Moon

[Matroosjee]

Lol give your baby a chili peper? XD

[SpaceMagician]

I've been told since I was about six, I think, about how smart I am. I supposedly scored nearly a 170 on an I.Q. test. I am now terrible in school. So, that is very true.

However, I would like to say that while this may raise a healthier and more productive person, it will not increase their intelligence (definitely).

[poopdeloop11]

How to Raise Poop

[arash17]

Howcast what if i dont have a child? can i still raise my child smart?

hahahahahahaha, stupid

[browntown72]

wtf 70% of kids do NOT attend college

its about an even 25% go into trades, 35% into university, 25% into college, and 15% go straight into work. lets get serious here howcast

[kthxbye13]

its so sad some people actually need to see this video... haha

[acglass]

But it's true, a lot of people should see this video, or at least get adivcde much like it. It's sad how many parents don't spend time with their kids when the opportunity is there.

[mshipporox]

wow, this is sooooo stupid

[diMitraki22]

You Will Need A Child?

NO SHIT HOWCAST!

[SuperAiden101]

@diMitraki22

[TheSnickers88]

"You'll need a child."

no duh. lol

[jedigamerninja]

beat his ass for no reason, problem solved.

[jamasianman]

Yes it is known that speaking to your child and singing songs instead of baby talk with help develop his or her communication skills.

[poopooland4me]

What do I do if I only have one of the things needed?

[Johndoe024]

Where do I get a child?

[GzDaBawm]

I think i saw one on Ebay for like $30 but you have to build it yourself

[poopooland4me]

@Johndoe024

I can help you with that.

HAHAHAH. Just kiddinggg

[MsSeverusSnapexoxo]

LOL

[KB3594]

@Johndoe024 I will sell you child, I have a large variety of kidna...I mean childen that I made from my wife.Children from Asian, to America, to British, to Pakistan.

I have over 300 hundred kidna... I mean children that made from wife.

just email me

[Mr1diot]

@Johndoe024 Ask your mommy

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

This isn't a smart child, this is an optimized child. xD

There's a difference, ya know.

[EchoInfinity]

Almost 70% of high school graduates attend college... Okay...?

[music4all12]

this is amazing

[Rooney10Nani17]

LOL you will need:

A Child

[johupp]

...and love

[gpanag93]

you will need: a child

"DARLINGGG WE NEED A CHILD, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"

[SuperAiden101]

@gpanag93 LOL

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

dude is you muste this it looks like a family video

[fareselnasr]

"you will need a child and love" looooooooool of course we need a child

[Cullamore]

i prefer the old fashion beating when the disobey me. that gets A's

[jawtcharlli]

So this "love" thing is what I lack when I was a child. Fuck my parents.

[mario1136]

I agree. My dad HATES me

[nathancapman]

Home school

[mcking45]

Step 1: dont drop it on its head

[123lol1234know]

this is going to spoil the child ._.

[weofparadigm]

This looks more like a family slideshow than a How To video

[Qieth]

This "love" thing, where can i buy that?

[Darknessfailure]

hahaha!

[SaiE8]

The internet try ebay or amazon =D

[cocoacreek]

on certain street corners

[DELMQR1]

lol love shoulda been opposite

[BlueBajs]

You can't make your kid smart, he needs to have that in himself.

And if you do all this, he's going to be a fucking dickhead the rest of his life.

[archtartist8]

@BlueBajs Actually, the genetic component is only secondary to the environment in which the child is raised. If the child is raised in a warm, loving household with good nutrition and education, it will only help them succeed. Intelligence from genetics is not the sole reason for a smart child.

[DunWannaTellMyName]

lol you'll need:

a child

haha are you sure howcast???

[thegrul2]

Do you really need a child???!

[uarhara]

this video should be renamed to

"How to Raise a Flaming Gay Child"

[runescrule]

you are sure a old grandma who hates children, i get it by reading that! i dont get it, why you said that, ofcourse take him outside and let him experience new actions, such as swimming and animals

[MrPlatypuslover]

huh, so smart people are gay people, please explain your logic

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

xD phail comment is phail...

[uut0]

dont drink alcohol or use drugs when pregnant :P