TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 30 - Jesse is bad at imaginary goblins

[swsalgen]

if you're done with parts 1-30 now, youve watched almost 13 hours of these guys play terraria

[parakeet54]

30 sec into video: doom, doom,,,, doom,,,, doooooooooooooom!

[parakeet54]

the irony is that goblins do exist in terraria as goblin scouts near the edge of the map (havent watched the video yet)

[xSpore2Me3x]

some of the goblins fell down the HELLIVATOR!

[imegalovehalflife]

12:10 XD XD XD EFF THE TROOPS

[xxrenderinggamerxx]

by the way the blue pill hes referring to is viagra lol

[SmogcastAlex]

thumbs up if you've ever faced a goblin army

[neotruekaiser]

cox: *throws harpoon* get over here!

[Hermitstatus]

This is my favorite episode due to the fact that this was the most epic intro for the goblin army, couldn't have happened any better.

[DeathlordMiopic]

HE DIDN"T STORE THe 7 GOLD!!!

[ShlttyBill]

These guys remind me of the Dick Figures Red and Blue

[generalwolf007]

TB and Jesse are the only guys with the ability to make wrong jokes funny!

[KasarSheru]

The orb of light's radius of light was reduced some time ago.

[TheDutchLPguide]

Jesse got rocket boots in his first invasion! wow. i saw him picking it up arround 13:16

[WarKamex]

jesse got his harpoon on the first kill of the invasion...wow

[loviromatomato]

Im sitting here screaming at my computer "CLOSE THE DAMN DOORS!! OMG CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!"

[TheTriforcekeeper]

@loviromatomato You know that goblins can open doors right?

[plasmasoul1]

@TheTriforcekeeper

Actually they brake them.

[hchambers150]

YOU KILLED DOBBY!

[nactan]

plus, the jungle with the goblins was on the other side. that's two against one. (the "one" being that maps have west on the left)

[nactan]

hm, the sun seems to rise from that side...

[ashluver34]

PROTECT THE NURSE XD

[kentardi]

they got all that gold bricks and gold walls, but not full gold armor.... I don't get that at all

[SomaCruz500]

@kentardi Its cause they mined it off of floating islands, what gold they did get TB used to make a sword and pick earlier.

[kentardi]

@SomaCruz500 oh ok

[DeathAngel0130]

@kentardi Its in one of their prevous episode that they got the gold from a sky island

[kentardi]

@DeathAngel0130 oh , ok

[mystogon]

beware the killer rabit..........RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!



[badmantine]

Didn't jesse find the goblin in the east?

[DARKNOOBofSWE]

Y U NO GO TO METIORITE!? XD

[theking4063]

lol



[damion559]

i had my first goblin army today...i was only wearing copper with a silver short sword.....i died ALOT

[TheJokicar]

congratulations you just named 30 things and more of what is jessiebad at!

[minty737]

I've never seen this game before, stumbled upon your video...Expected to close it after 1-2 mins when it started and I didnt know what was going on. But dammit you guys are hilarious! Watched the whole thing, laughing the whole time!

[tino3420]

god.....why you no close doors?

[ehec74]

you know what you made me spawn a goblin armey random i hate GOBLINSS

[MrAllthewayforward]

jesse sounds like krillen from dbz

[odanaga]

fucking propaganda ads.

[MrTeeb07]

I hate goblins they spawn camp

[Lunarcheese72]

Jesse with a goldfish bowl on his head using that spear looks absolutely hilarious.

[twilightgal4life]

XD You know, if this was the Labyrinth Castle Von Jessenstein (the 2nd) would be the castle beyond the goblin city :DDDD

[bulletproofblouse]

Jesse is mildly impressed with The Orb of Light despite it basically putting him out of a job, given the subterranean joint excursions.thus far.

[Nasomaza]

Castle Von Jessinstein looks like a moose

[iirainey]

What the hell happened to the sidebar in these videos

[SuiCiderlS]

Didn`t anyone noticed, that they mostly speak about their own life not about the gameplay? But that`s OK with me :)

[Angarl7]

what is that obnoxious beeping

[eminemer234]

"I recommend a little blue pill for your problems bro!" " flinstones vitamins?"

[LazerTennis]

15:50 rly? viagra?

[Roblox8041]

west is like this way -->

[MagicF0rBiggeners]

@Roblox8041 no... its this way <----

[cathiebalmer]

the goblins look like Dobby! :P

[yourdemiseishere]

yall lucky i had a 1 hour invasion

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

or "jesse is good at being a jackass" lol

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

i hope this would be a chosen name for these guys "Jesse is bad at being a jackass"

[ObakeOnna]

TB and Jesse are facing the direction the sun rises from.

"Is this the right west? Or, are we facing the right... the accurate west?"

"I certainly hope so."

Oh so promising.

And then they suddenly run into the goblin army. Because apparently west means randomly spawning from all directions in Terraria.

[mic2000100]

Spikey Balls, More sexjokes.

[mic2000100]

Harpoon, Ohh, SexJokes incoming (From the West, lol)

[Ghoul047]

Jesse Cox has me watching this, and converting all actions into anime in my head. All hail King Cox.

[RedClassicDJReviews]

4:12?

[RedClassicDJReviews]

sun rises in the east, sets in the west, in terraria, the sun rises on the left, therefor the west in right, obviously (!)

[KefkeWren]

Thanks to this episode, I now want to see a random chance after/during a Goblin Invasion that the Goblin King appears as a boss. That would be awesome.

[KababKnife]

The day that jesse got the harpoon...

[yaoigirl103]

Yay! I'm glad Jesse knows Labyrinth, or at least that David is the goblin king :3

[Gamemaster411]

10:15 Yep nothing valuable. (Looks at the guide)

[QwertyGuy499]

@edidaemon More like "Eater of Worlds, meh."

[leannvlewis]

Shut the doors!!!!!!

[Knightofnoskill]

Did jesse just say obama is cthulu the dark lord....

[SCTackify]

omg he cleared his inventory!

[MrIsnipeUdie]

all problem can be solved by pokeing it with a stick

[17arkrage]

I cant believe it... TB emptyd his inventory, now i can relax and watch this without going insane.

[mabgamer6407]

Jesse and the Great Big Eye. (with his Harpoon of Awesomeness. that should be a Book.

[s7jam]

umm flintstone vitamins lmao



[wolfy1379]

they all look like dobby

[superalatreon1]

why dont you guys make a really long episode titled "jesse is bad at everything"

[Tosexyformyshirt13]

I pause at 1:12 and I'm like : NO TB THE SUN IT RISES IN EAST AND SETS IN WEST. Lets see if I'm right :p

[Anathemal]

Kid builds the Bastion to slow down them goblins.

He wields his War Axe, Kid pops 'em good.

[bionicdragon5]

@Anathemal Kid just rages for a while...

[xChaos23]

@Anathemal Love that game.

[4521e]

i love when jesse strains



[Gigas0101]

y'know? Favorite Episode... Also Goblin Wizard, the very first one that appears, I never noticed that Totalbiscuit actually shoots the wizard's purple spell out of the air.

[MrMaximumDoom]

I had a goblin invasion that lasted like 4 terraria days and 4 terraria nights

[cartlidge1313]

did this skip anything? they have a lot of stuff they didnt have before

[mrunposible]

Huh. The Arms Dealer must be French....

[Yaguacho]

If jesse ever gets a whopee cushion it will mean the end of the series

[htownhomi3]

51 people forgot to recharge thier gun

[TheDragonMyro]

2:50 goblin alert system

[Cetnam]

:D yet another funny bug at 16.35 watch as TB throws glow sticks watch were the second one goes!

[terrariaman47]

never trust a greenie!

[MartianDiscoFish]

Jesse sounds like a skyrim guard at 11:17

[TobiCollab]

@MartianDiscoFish Get a life. stop playng games like that. wasteful.

[DaVince21]

I remember when you told us in episode 1 that it's not so much like Minecraft. Now you're telling us you need water and lava to get obsidian! :o

[ganzt666]

@DaVince21 you know, thats pretty much how it works in real life, so...yea

[TheEh32]

I used to dislike jesse until i took a labyrinth reference to the knee

[Whiteygolddigger]

@6:40 The HELLEVATOR wins again

[baj8000]

my goblin army went on for 2 days damn the goblin archers

[LordoftheAshaman]

Funny how the episode title is "Jesse is bad at imaginary goblins" when TB is the one who kept dying.

[Quiltfish]

I must be the only person who ever used Red Hot Chili Peppers to remember cardinal directions..

"The sun may rise in the east, at least it settles in a finer location"

[AndurilWielder]

in hardmode I had clowns drop bombs all over the place, and destroyed my silver brick walls and stuff. it was frustrating. I spent a whole day rebuilding everything.

[98quino]

D: i was born in greenville, MO ಠ_ಠ I am mad / staring awkwardly at you

[asukafeng]

i bet the most frequent thing jc said in the terraria series is "oh noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" while TB's is (sigh)WHAT/HOW did you blagh blagh blagh...

[TheQuantumPixel]

anyone else see rocket boots dropped by the goblin jesse killed at 13:42 ?

[TheMorganapendragon]

They wouldn't stand a chance against the wall of flesh if they were struggling with that

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

STOP LEAVING THE DOORS OPEN GODDAMMIT

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

east is west and west is east in terraria and you also burp where you fart and fart where you burp

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

goblins DO exist GOBLINS!

[sharpezor]

wish i didn't miss the sale

[takkun34]

@sharpezor its only $10

[1571cam]

funny as hell Jesse has a fish bowl on his head and a harpoon gun! u can only get that in terraria.

[WarMasterX6]

hmmm Cthulhu should be an end world boss in the water X3 would be cool...much more threatening then the wall of flesh :P

[Centurion812]

Does anyone else think the goblens look like teddy grahams?

[edidaemon]

Episode 1: OMG slimes!

Episode 30: Eye of Cthulu. meh.

What's next? "Skeletron Prime, meh."?

[ZackCosplayer]

@edidaemon You mean in episode 10000?

[CJJPro]

@edidaemon Eye of Cthulu is easy like HELL, you're not really good at this game huh?...

HARD mode bosses are hard.

[jacerocks1001]

Imagin if it was a blood moon and a invasion of goblins

[999supercoolguy999]

@jacerocks1001 impossible, goblins come at day.

[SilverSomething69]

The sun rises in the east...

[TheUlsfark]

@SilverSomething69 No, I'm sure it rises in west.

[LordoftheAshaman]

@TheUlsfark Nope. Rises in the east, sets in the west.

[MrRJSTALEY]

@TheUlsfark sun rises in the east dude

[CaIrOOMaLi]

@SilverSomething69 we know but i think they are reversed that's how it is wit me :/

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@SilverSomething69 Oh EARTH it does. They're in another world. Maybe the suns rising in the south-west.

[Maulkin]

@SilverSomething69 Daenerys Targaren Can have kids again quick to meereen!

[XionEternum]

@SilverSomething69 Hehe, sun rises in the north in Minecraft, and in the west in Terraria. :)

[netherworld97]

@SilverSomething69 yes, but in terraria, the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.

[unkownfire25]

@SilverSomething69 it says on the wiki that the way the sun rises is not relevant.. imbecile

[PsychoStreakBrony]

@SilverSomething69 *left

[BlueNightLight04]

@SilverSomething69 NOT IN TERRARIA



[theomnisanctum]

TB is a hoarder... :P

[Toldasor]

I am 1:25 into the video.

and I'm already expecting them to be facing the wrong way.

1. it's those two

2. jesse's goblin was located to the right of castle von jessenstein

3. the sun in terraria rises in the left of the screen, thus making the left east and not west

[Toldasor]

@Toldasor

3:01 never mind I was wrong, terraria logic is simply rubbish

[ShadowKnight7171]

IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW THIS BY NOW THE HARPOON IS AMAZING WITH EYE OF CTHULU

[blueravenvg]

Btw the directions are flip floped cause here the sun rises from the left and in real life it rises in the east, and here the sun sets to the right and in real life it sets in the west.

[WinggedBear]

jesse is wrong the dungeon is west his goblin was in the forest which is east

[Quiltfish]

The harpoon is so awesome on this tier. At close range and with some fancy clicking (Say, while being chased by skeletron :D), it feels almost as fast as the crystal storm even.

[ClassicRockerism]

you do know that if you put sand in either water or lava, you can mine it out and have the liquid disappear. make sure it is four blocks wide and that you only dig the two middle blocks

[KaneTheMessiah001]

The reason why Jesse never died due to goblins was because of his flying penis.

[Farnoreth]

I can't believe the first goblin they killed dropped the harpoon

[BrenoGarni]

If I were a british, I think I would never shut up.

[TheNojster]

Is it bad of me that I want the nurse to get killed just to see Jesse go mental?

[MrNothing90]

@TheNojster anything but that is bad

[MrAjk333]

19:43 every single door open. Damned tb

[tomatonose1000]

THERES ABOUT 200 NORMALY

[xJayJay103x]

I laughed when TB said "Oh Balls!" and at the same time i looked at what killed him and it said Chaos Ball.

LOL

[warlerker]

nope didnt work

[warlerker]

glitched at 08:14 vid stopped. 08:16 just so i can go past :3 08:20

[Fain80]

So Jesse gets rocket boots at 13:42. Why doesn't he use them?

[Buretsu]

@Fain80 Because it's funny to watch all the Youtube comments be like "OHHH, JESSE, Y U NO USE ROCKET BOOTS??"

[Grassdragoon]

Totally gayed up the helevator with those damn stepping blocks. Yall need to mine all the caves and open the chests till u get mirrors so u can warp back home.

[Vortexox]

60% of they wood goes for Wood Platform

[Freakishyo1432]

well what happen to my terraria is look like this:

Blood Moon Is Rising

Eye of Cthulu Is awoken

Eater Of the Worlds is awoken

CAN I GET A LITTLE NAP IM TIRED

[Mcboundarybreaker]

the ali forces vs goblins

[ZeusEBoy]

the Goblins look like Yodas!!!

The number is strong in this army!!!

[midlifecrisi]

TB: I really should pay attention. I am down to half health.

*health goes up to 101*

TB: aahh. There we go.

Pedantic much?

[therealsviezols]

i dun play terraria but i have a question. when it said the golbling army is comming. it actually said: A goblin army is coming. does this mean there are more army's?

[midlifecrisi]

@therealsviezols 2 things: 1: I don't think so, it simply means that there is a large number of them.

2: Please use grammar correctly. You said: army's. You meant: Armies.

[Megabuster919]

@midlifecrisi

Actually, this can happen as many times as the game damn well wants to throw it at you. You can actually summon one if you're feeling daring.

[Bastacat]

@midlifecrisi

dis iz internets,really tho,fuck off,wherever the hell you are from,you cannot possibly expect everyone to be at it's best on writing.

Considering the fact you actually understood what he wrote makes me think that your just another twat who works at fastfoods while attempting to hide the low grade of your own life while making silly attempts to pinch someone else.

On the topic:Can't wait for them to get to hard mode.

[midlifecrisi]

@Bastacat Do you actually understand what I said? If you did you might realize I was not insulting anyone nor was I talking about writing. If you read my comment instead of trolling it, you may work out what I said was not insulting, or perhaps you misclicked my name in the attempt to rage someone else.

[s0m31s0n1c]

Yep. David bowe is the goblin king :D

[CattyMacbruer]

Yeah OBAMA SUCKS!!! LOL I LOVE JESSE NOW!!!

[SwordswinginDude]

@CattyMacbruer SOOOOO TRUE!!!!!

[Bear5177]

"Are we facing actual west?"

As they ponder facing east...

[CheiftanLynx]

I love the part at 4:05

Epic running SFX and music and Jessie's harpoon appearing on the screen. Then TB's awesome slow motion jump to the platform!

[MiguelAMX1]

Great episode!