Mega Man 9 OST: Jewel Man Stage

[nikopunksuperlink]

mega man:WTF ARE YOU?

jewel man: i am jewel man

mega man: and you looks like an homosexual robot

jewel man: if call me a homo... then back off!!

[toxikblood]

so FABULOUS!

[Ultrasoulstealer]

lol he looks like a pimp.

[SuperShiningKnight]

i fucking hate his stage -.- Music is awesome as alway's though :DD

[ziomal4891]

@gerardable13

Couse He like shiny

[gerardable13]

look he looks gay XD

[ziomal4891]

His theme is my feavorite theme of all Megaman BGM

[TheSNESGrounder]

Bring me your jewelry and i'll give you cash!

[Husam132]

DAMN! The 240p and the 360p makes the music sound like it has 2 versions and i dont know which sounds better!

[themegamancave]

YOU GET: JARED

[shass69]

is she or he

[Hardstylerocka]

Bling Bling Man

[Smaksmilla]

Jewels are truly outrageous.

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

[Fuzzer56]

Fabulous Man.

[GuitarsRgood]

his original name was Jew Man, but they had to change it due to racism

[smbmadman1]

@GuitarsRgood They've also intended to put Chuck Norris into the game, but then they realized he would make the game 10x more difficult.

[legorulez49]

rouge the bat would LOVE this guy!

[luigifan000]

You'd think Carbonman is his brother! (Carbon is what Jewels are made of)

[IVIikeH0nch0]

also another great level thats rexmied on the OC remix MM9 album

[mradamcooley]

best song ever!

[TheAllSeeingMole82]

Proof that real men wear pink.

[panch0bill]

this along with 'were the robots' are probly my 2 fave mm9 tracks. what a weapon too.

[Vyzaer]

Outrageous, truly outrageous

[MegamanNG]

Jewel Satellite... best weapon ever.

[StarhipBob]

FABULOUS!

[ghhost92]

Mega Man 9 will be one of my favorites MM games, because of the music...and is behind MM4 and MM3....Top Spin is fun~!

[legorulez49]

jewelman- rouge the bats husband, mr krabs and roahmmythrils BEST freind

[legorulez49]

JEWEL MAN IS NOT GAY! JUST BECAUSE A GUY HAS PINK DOESNT MEAN HES GAY! MY BRO WEARS PINK AND HE HAS A WIFE! JESUS CRIST!

[TRUEDRAGONANTHRUS]

@legorulez49 HELL YEAH UR RITE! I HAS A DAM PINK POLO,BUT IT DOESNT MEEN IM GAY >:E

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

Jewel Man: You can't beat me, Megaman! I'm of the highest quality!

Megaman: I hate to do this, but you'll be scrap by the time we're done!

Jewel Man: How unclean! We'll see who is scrap in the end!

[perun1nj]

Gay Man!

[PostApocolyptica]

Gee, this song must have by...

*puts on sunglasses*

...DIAMOND HEAD!

[xValis77x]

@PostApocolyptica thats one tough head for the ladies

[den13XD]

@xValis77x jajaja si como piensa mejor tus palabras si

[den13XD]

Responder a este vídeo... esta es una buena musica XD

[den13XD]

Responder a este vídeo... queeee? !oooooool¡ 

[den13XD]

Responder a este vídeo...  es el mejor video del mundo jejejeje >_< xD

[supermariolego878]

REAL MEN WEAR PINK JEWELS AND HAVE MAKE UP ON!

[andresantalo]

I hear this sound and remember dying to that rock thing of doom sub-boss.

[MDthornton83]

This is definitely a jazzy sounding tune. 

[darkcylander]

Pimpman

[jet874]

ANYONE CALL JEWEL MAN GAY AGAIN GETS MY JEWELS TO THEIR FACE!!

[jet874]

@legorulez49 XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sacrengard]

this one should be the female robot master

[Ajakesir]

If I had a nickel for every time I rage quitted when I got to the small pendulum room.

[TheTriforceOfDinner]

@THEFURYOFSLASHMAN I just meant they look very similar. 4 leaves= 4 jewels. I think several weapons in MM9 take a lot of energy, such as Tornado Blow. I'm not a fan of shield weapons in Mega Man in general, because when you try to move, the shield fires instead. Just curious, what kind of gems are pink?

[corjonbett]

@TheTriforceOfDinner Diamonds can be pink...

[IMMAJEWELMAN]

@TheTriforceOfDinner THE ONES THAT ***HOLE WILY GAVE ME...

[mafiamamemonIII]

@IMMAJEWELMAN uh I thought Light built you.

[IMMAJEWELMAN]

@mafiamamemonIII That's what they all say.

[legorulez49]

@TheTriforceOfDinner rubys are pink

[corjonbett]

Jewel Man:

A robot designed to cut flawless gems.

"You won't find a single flaw in me!"

Good point: Well polished

Bad point: Gaudy

Like: April

Dislike: Paste

[somedudeatwalmart]

@corjonbett

Like: Mettalic jewels

Dislike: Black luster

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

What a fabulous theme.

[InflatableVampire]

@SuperAwesomeTiago I find your choice of words amusing.

[Mega31127]

This is the best theme ever

[crimsontraitor]

JEW-L-MAWN!

[Mega31127]

I love this theme one of the best in my opinion!

[IMMAJEWELMAN]

Doooddododooooododododooo doo dooodoodoodoododooodoooooooo

[TheTriforceOfDinner]

I don't really like jewel man, not because I think he's gay (but the jewels on his body should be a different color) but because the jewel satellite is just a ripoff of the wood shield, except it takes A LOT more energy, which sucks.

[SnufferinSnagglepuss]

@TheTriforceOfDinner the jewel satellite is actually rated very high in megaman weaponry. most shields dont actually reflect the enemys bullets back at them. the star shower shield was pretty bad but at least you could throw it and the flower shield was even worse.

[THEFURYOFSLASHMAN]

@TheTriforceOfDinner Going by your logic, then very shield weapon after the Wood Shield is a rip-off, except worse.

[THEFURYOFSLASHMAN]

@THEFURYOFSLASHMAN *every

[IMMAJEWELMAN]

@niebakura I admit, I might act a little queer, but I'll assure you, I'm not. Oh and BTW, Splash Woman's my sis, so pipe it if you think...

[DSProtoman]

Looks like Topman came outta the closet.

[InflatableVampire]

@DSProtoman you could say he has a

*sunglasses*

multi-faceted personality.

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH

(I just realized how lame that sounded)

[billyroflcopter]

@DSProtoman Hey, Diamonds the hardest things on earth

[MegaMariofreak]

HE WENT TO JARED!!!

[Spenchjerta]

How do we know hes a he?

[Chernobog2]

@Spenchjerta otherwise he'd be Jewel Woman

[Mackairo]

@Spenchjerta Jewel ''MAN''

or maybe he's a transvestite ^^

[Mrcarzylegoguy]

Jewel Man Is a Robot build for Working in a Mine

'' ooooh Shiny ''

Good point : Rich

Bad Point : Gay

he likes To Collect Shiny Things

And he dislikes The world Without jewels

[legorulez49]

@Mrcarzylegoguy HES NOT GAY! JUST BECAUSE A GUY HAS PINK DOESNT MEAN HES GAY! MY BRO WEARS PINK AND HE HAS A WIFE AND 2 KIDS!

[RedMegaXIII]

you think jewel man is gay well thats because you were to puse to beat this game and see the ending

[teeman9266]

I will now forever play this theme when im mining in Minecraft

[DragonDePlatino]

@teeman9266 Dude! I was actually PLAYING Minecraft while listening to this!!! Freaky eh?

[InflatableVampire]

@teeman9266 funny how "i'm a dwarf and I'm digging a hole" matches up perfectly with the opening notes.

[PsOne4Life]

snazzy theme...

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

Rouge the Bat has some explaning to do...

[Mysticsloth]

don't kick him in his crown jewels! D:

[conan1412robloxian]

topmans gay cousin

[legorulez49]

@conan1412robloxian HES NOT GAY! JUST BECAUSE A GUY HAS PINK DOESNT MEAN HES GAY! MY BRO WEARS PINK AND HE HAS A WIFE AND 2 KIDS!

[conan1412robloxian]

@legorulez49 sorry if i offended anyone it was just a joke and i know what gays are like my lesbian sister dragged me to a pride parade

[nubiansasquatch]

@legorulez49 lots of gay guys have wives and kids and pink shirts before coming out. its nothing to be ashamed of.

[luigifan000]

@legorulez49 I AGRGEE!

[twibkidx]

*insert gay joke here*

[DimitrisP99]

I liked it better when Arthur sings it

[hydrablast13666]

jewel man:haha megaman,can you beat my awesome shiny armor?

megaman:...you're gay

jewel man:FUCK YOU!!T.T

[Pivotanims]

JEWEL MAN

A Robot built exclusively for mining purposes.

Good point: Attentious

Bad point: Self centered

Likes: Polishing

Dislikes: Mud and Dirt

[mirokyu]

Top Man and Jewel Man should go on Dancing With the Stars.

[Animenerd176]

Jewel man: "Hey doctor Light/"

Dr.Light: "Yes Jewel man"

Jewel man: "That's the thing I've got to ask, why did you call me jewel man? Also what gave you the idea that peopl won't make fun of you for making me?"

Dr.light: "I'M RUNING OUT OF IDEAS OK!"

[mchaosg]

00:21 if jewels had a sound and it was 8-bit, this is what it would sound like.

[luigifan000]

JEWEL MAN IS NOT GAY!!! KEEP SAYING THAT HE IS AND I WILL DESTROY YOUTUBE!!!!!!!

o-e

[mistertitanic]

@luigifan000 Yes, please destroy youtube! I'm sick of all the shit they do!

[luigifan000]

@mistertitanic Well, if only people would keep calling Jewel man gay,that when I will

(More then 1 person)

[mistertitanic]

@luigifan000 2 people? =D

[luigifan000]

@mistertitanic No, at least 200 people I'll go easy

[93bendzsi]

@mistertitanic exactly

[SirSomeguy]

JEWEL MAN

A robot master made to mine gems from underground. His jewels deflect energy.

"So sparkly!"

Good point: Flamboyant

Bad point: Too Shiny

Likes: Rare gems

Dislikes: Gay Jokes

[SirSomeguy]

Here's how I think that Jewel Man is reacting to everyone:

Jewel Man: "I AM SICK OF EVERYONE CALLING ME GAY! There's nothing wrong with homosexuality, BUT I'M JUST NOT GAY OKAY! My job, I WAS DESIGNED TO DO IT! My costume, I WAS BUILT WITH THIS! I've tried to get Roll and Splash Woman, but I can't because they think I'm gay also, NO HELP TO YOU PEOPLE! If you want a robot to call gay, WHY NOT HIM OVER THERE!"

Aqua Man:"You can call me handsome guy!"

[bealtespip123]

Jewel Man simply looks......FABULOUS!!

[panch0bill]

ironic how one of the fruitiest looking robot masters of all time can also have one of the best weapons.

[thomasneilson]

more like Gay Man. look how he is holding out his right hand

[cannonfodder4000]

@thomasneilson

What's with his right hand? that's how they drew alot of the hands in the older Megaman art, it's supposed to be like, a throwback to those, what do YOU think he's doing? <=s

[xzander]

@cannonfodder4000 to ellaborate a little more on your answer: robot masters are making the klingon salute. Their hands were drawn that way because keiji inafune is a huge star trek fan

[cannonfodder4000]

@xzander

Not really, I mean I wasn't aware of him being a Star Trek fan but, isn't what they're doing sorta like, a reverse Klingon Salute? I mean, I'm no Star Trek fan but I know what that salute looks like, and that's not what the Robot Masters are doing. <=v

[xzander]

@cannonfodder4000 Oh yes, you're right. My bad. They're certainly doing an homage to the klingon salute indeed. The positioning of their fingers really does have to do with Inafune and his star trek fanboyism, which was meant to be my point before I screwed up xD thanks for correcting

[xservintage]

It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough RUBIES!

[lugiarikku]

And people think Crashman is gay? Jeez wtf is wrong with people.

[luigifan000]

@lugiarikku I know!

[Henkco]

@lugiarikku How can Crash Man be considered gay. Nothing bad about his design? >_>

[midnightmage1]

@Henkco there was this vid made by this guy called "hyadain" that made this vid paroding Crash Man,and saying that he was gay

[Armalizilto]

REAL ROBOT MEN WEAR PINK BLING!!

[wiithepeople2]

this is growing on me...

[Queensrychefreak]

Gemini man's gay brother.

[mistertitanic]

My favorite theme/stage/everything from Megaman 9!!! :D

[dragonslave70]

Jew man

[GenyaArikado]

@dragonslave70 hahaha

[TheMrSONIC4]

Reminds me of Gemini Man.

[fdnfdjnedb]

YOU GET:

Suprise Buttsex

[moon3991]

@fdnfdjnedb

Snort Snort Snf Snf

[NTHN34X]

Jewel Man and Gemini Man really need to meet...

[gamenerd4444]

it's gemeni's gay brother!!

[AiAiFan32]

YOU GET: ...I'm not joining this "YOU GET" fad.

[GamingCakes]

Jewel Man's identification number is DRN-069. I knew ol' Jewely was gay.

[zcarnesecca]

he has a goate :3

[mudwire1]

AWESOME! i've been trying to remeber this song all day! and now... sniff... i've done it. i want some kool-aid.

[Epicfail90001]

you get: THE PINK CHAOS EMERALD THAT WAS ONLY IN SONIC THE FIGHTERS AND SONIC 1???!!

[apatosaurio15]

4 people are gay

[luigifan00001]

Jewl man: I'm GAAAAAyYYY

[thomasneilson]

Oh no! its the evil Jew Man!

[TaiwanBasketball]

Almost reminds me of the song playing in the African Mines in Ducktales...

[KendoGojimaru]

@CodeLimit True, but Jewel Man isn't a so-called "vampire." He's a robot.

[UltimaShadow7]

Lyrics

I am the man of jewel

And what I will do may seem cruel

So prepare to die tonight

Here comes my Jewel Satellite

Just don't send Black Hole Bombs my way!

I may sparkle but I am not gay!

[A1D64FVIK7]

@UltimaShadow7 0:00 - 0:16 ?

[UltimaShadow7]

@A1D64FVIK7 Right

[KaosuKaiari]

@CodeLimit Edward Cullen doesn't give a weapon when you kill him. He's best left off where he is, so he just rots in his corner. At least Jewel Man is BADASS ENOUGH.

[FalcnPWNCH]

look it's Gemineman's gay brother!

[luigifan000]

@FalcnPWNCH >:(

[TheEms100]

@spongefreak26

Really? I galaxy man was the first stage I beat!

[melosebrainuhoh]

The perfect gift for your lady! Can defend her home from little blue robot boys, AND guarantees she'll put out!

[funhacking21]

at least its better than Justin Bieber. XD

[themegamancave]

I never understood why they didnt make this ass clown a chick too,,,while they're at it D:

[spongefreak26]

The only level i've ever passed on megaman 9 is galaxy man.Jewel man's level is fucking hard,you hardly even get to the guy.That boulder thing stuns you like shit and even if you manage to get though him you're still in the middle of the level

[guitarhero2211]

jewel man "no galaxy man, i cant give you any jewels..."

[Comedylord15]

Jewel man, the opposite gender of splash woman, with almost the same theme

[Anthony74561]

Jewel Man: Gemini Man's Gay Cousin

[billyhatcheradvdx]

jewel man a girls best friend

[TwilightTheEevee]

He went to Jared.

[Ironcabbit]

@TwilightTheEevee He IS Jared.

[RunGunStudio]

@TwilightTheEevee He IS Jared

[jaredguitarbud]

@TwilightTheEevee

They always do.

[CrimsonPhoenixBen]

This song is... fabulous.

[StarForce777]

Get weapon

[GBowiexx]

YOU GET:

A FAD

[Tycho86]

Is Jewel Man's mouth open, or did Dr. Light put lipstick on his robot?

[arthurarneiro]

@Tycho86 Nah, it's just his mouth. XD

[scatzilla99]

KICK HIM IN THE JEWELS

[camwoodstock]

I WANT MY SHINIES (I.W.M.S.)

[mcvile]

@CaptainCrunchityzer he puts the jew in jewlery

[SethTheArcticFox92]

And so, feeling humiliated, Top-man left the gaming world, but about 2 decades later, he saw his chance to make a comeback. He spraypainted his armor white and bought several jewels, super-glued them to his armor, and then dubbed himself:

JEWEL-MAN.

Unfortunately, he still looked utterly ridiculous.

[Camichurin]

@SethTheArcticFox92

XDDDDDDD

[Donatello97]

@SethTheArcticFox92

Or you could say Bright Man ditched his fat ass build, lost some weight and did the exact same thing. ;p

[TheWallinator74]

@SethTheArcticFox92 Holy shit! That might just be Top Man in disguise! If it is, fuck you, your weapon never should have defeated the epic Shadow Man. Shadow Blade FTW!