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PLEASE READ THIS ALL SAD TWATS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES THAN THINK UP STUPID CHAIN MAILS AND THEN WASTE EVERYONES LIVES BY BOTHERING TO POST THEM ON THE AIR: a terrible time is coming ahead for you as the men in white coats are coming
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In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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"Syriana. If you look closely, you see that George Clooney is still alive. Anybody who dies in a movie should definately die in real life. Except Ziyi Zhang. And Charleze Theron. But definately all the dudes."
I find Ask a Ninja funny in doses: two here, three there, but when you sit down and watch about 20 of them the way I did a few weeks ago, they're repititious. So I resolved to watch two at a time and therefore not get tired of them.
Peoples Calm Down. Gosh, Just cus All you Freaks Didnt think Of Such a Fucking Awesome Show, And Now you Complain and Whine like A Bunch of Year 8 Kids. (check Ask A Ninja = Minja) Why DOnt you Go and Die like the Little Emo kids You Are. Or you Can not Watch Ask A ninja and Instead Watch Play school, No One Wants To Know Wot You Guys Think Any More, YOur All A Bunch Of FAGS.This Comment Is For All The Wankers Who Dont Like Ask A Ninja.
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word " LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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wow people are such losers get a life and stop complaining about a Ninja video God Freakin 3 year olds bitchin about something THEY DONT HAVE TO WATCH
Your a fag god i pray you will kill this fag so his white poser ass shall never appear on youtube again go watch naruto u gay white noob with a gay voice. GOD WHAT A FAG you talk about gay things and your a fag who goes hayah hayah hayah. Heres a suggestion go die.
you stupid dumbass.check all the other ask a ninja videos and you will see that everybody likes it.well ofcourse except some stupid freaks like you.man your probably still watching TELETUBIES
I cant believe you just said Ninjas are not great assassins, when they're whole birth came from Samurais who went black ops and assassinated people....Wow take that ninja tag off of u
ninjasyron you know this is just for laughs right i dont think many ppl take this seriouosly who really wants to learn about ninjas if they arnt randomly killing ppl, i know i dont.
when you're posting a reply you click (reply). what are you talking about ninjas were the 2nd best warriors in the 1800 hundreds you moron so why wouldn't no one want to know about them???
I don't care if it's for laughs he's wrong and you know it. check your messages
He's FUNNY. Not serious. If you want to be serious and accuse, post on a video that ISN'T for pure humor. And for Yokuzuna, I love the REAL ninja history. But, Syron, I still enjoy Ask a Ninja.
I still think he is funny but he says to many false beliefs about ninjas, I love ninjas but they're not that great of an assasin they're mostly all about weapons and not a very great sword battle style trust me it looks cool and fast but it's not that deadly to a greater warrior.
what the freak...there's no one in my clan named perfect storm, ask a real ninja on my profile I'll answer, cuz this guy is making my clan look stupid please ask a question.
there's no point to not saying I'm a ninja on the internet cuz you'll never find me no matter how much money you have, I'm not a girl AND BECAUSE THIS ask a ninja is most of the time wrong about ninjas, there does that answer your question, also guys if you want to ask me a queation ask it on my profile than I'll send the answer to your profile. please ask me a question guys. thanks for the question...I won't kill you
OKaaaaY your a 14 year old Ninja living in Austin TX. Youve watched over 3000 youtubee vids (in 3 months), you play mortal combat, and you like Vanilla Ice and Spongebob. I guess Ninjas arent what they used to be. Lay off the comic books kid.
Unless like the ninja ate the Jedis sandwich and he was all like you ate my sandwich, then there would be a big fight scene with guns, people hitting walls and ninja stars from every direction and thus creating world war three
wtf? why are jedis being compared to ninjas???? JEDIS ARE FICTIONAL!!! NINJAS ARE REAL!! Its like comparing Dragon Ball z characters with the backstreet boys.
Ninjas are meant to be stealth, wtf, no brute force involved. And Jedis suck, first of all yeah they have the force but a ninja is so fast it'll just dodge it. And a lightsaber, a ninja would just throw a shuriken.
jedis can kill ninjas because they are psychics, but there there was a jedi-ninja he would kill everyone >_>
but...ninjas exist and jedis dont, so ninjas win, and for the record, ninjas dont have brute force alone you dipshit(funnyxninja) they use suprise attacks and disarm moves especially, they arent usually seen by the enemy and rarly get into battles
Yeah You got a Point There(Not Taking Sides with Anyone) but Ninjas have more Agility to fight with their Kunai and Weapon Throwing while Lightsaber is thrown Slowly.
ok for one thing this is stupid to be agruing but im a sw fan so just to let u know a ninja has nothing but brute force a jedi can sense a plot to distroy them if they can do that they can sense a steath kill they can shock them do death ..ok maybe a jedi can get killed but darth vader noway forget about it there dead but just maybe and jedi mind trick make them kill them selfs and heres a new topic its on my group join to choose and reason why
awsome
Tinky217 3 years ago
smoke. bomb. smokebomb. doodelydoodeedoot.
Everything is wrong with George Clooney.
Chay xx
xxChayLaidigxx 3 years ago
I'm a ninja, and I'm going to kill you.
SmokescreenNinjaz 4 years ago
My girlfriend thinks im a NUT for watching your show. But she says your intro music sticks in her head! You now, like a throwing star would...
markj15063 5 years ago
wats wrong with George Clooney? i think hes a good actor.
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Skorn12 5 years ago
oh noes okay, i will die :<
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dangel6667 5 years ago
lol wtf how could a guy saying suck my dick not be gay?
wArningBassist 5 years ago
when he says it to a chick
LightInTheBox 4 years ago
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lol soooo gay but funny
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
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retarded huh
hikemhigh 5 years ago
"Syriana. If you look closely, you see that George Clooney is still alive. Anybody who dies in a movie should definately die in real life. Except Ziyi Zhang. And Charleze Theron. But definately all the dudes."
I find Ask a Ninja funny in doses: two here, three there, but when you sit down and watch about 20 of them the way I did a few weeks ago, they're repititious. So I resolved to watch two at a time and therefore not get tired of them.
Kyle359 5 years ago
Are you Gay? cause ur puttin off that Vibe
wArningBassist 5 years ago
fuck you man hes not putting off that vibe at all get a sense of humor and appreciate of the joke
hotpocket34 5 years ago
Peoples Calm Down. Gosh, Just cus All you Freaks Didnt think Of Such a Fucking Awesome Show, And Now you Complain and Whine like A Bunch of Year 8 Kids. (check Ask A Ninja = Minja) Why DOnt you Go and Die like the Little Emo kids You Are. Or you Can not Watch Ask A ninja and Instead Watch Play school, No One Wants To Know Wot You Guys Think Any More, YOur All A Bunch Of FAGS.This Comment Is For All The Wankers Who Dont Like Ask A Ninja.
RelentlessEnemy 5 years ago
wuts wrong with emo kids??
sarah1kitty 5 years ago
god forbid ppl should have independent opinions. go back to Germany.
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znjfl 5 years ago
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how about you suck my dick?
SKEEPERS126 5 years ago
hey, erm. . . how bout we all breathe? maybe? breathe?
hahahahahah and she was all like WHOOOOSHHHHhchhhhh
hellopoppet06 5 years ago
"smoke" "bomb" "Somkebomb" doo-da-lee-doot-de-doot
SkyeDizzle 5 years ago
wow people are such losers get a life and stop complaining about a Ninja video God Freakin 3 year olds bitchin about something THEY DONT HAVE TO WATCH
wArningBassist 5 years ago
lmao
XRacer6 5 years ago
all of you are gay \/\/007
wArningBassist 5 years ago
Hey xinferal Naruto is a good show=/
joe1354 5 years ago
Your a fag god i pray you will kill this fag so his white poser ass shall never appear on youtube again go watch naruto u gay white noob with a gay voice. GOD WHAT A FAG you talk about gay things and your a fag who goes hayah hayah hayah. Heres a suggestion go die.
xinfernal1337 5 years ago
you stupid dumbass.check all the other ask a ninja videos and you will see that everybody likes it.well ofcourse except some stupid freaks like you.man your probably still watching TELETUBIES
znjfl 5 years ago
SMOKEBOMB!!
SoraRoxasmon 5 years ago
agian diz ninja is fukd in da head
kamboi 5 years ago
u r fukd in da head, you cant even spell, let alone write a good review on an awsome show
iownuall123 5 years ago
you `r dead mothefucker
clopol 5 years ago
ROFL..
Angusyoung33 5 years ago
The end is friggin' hilarious
EvilLathander 5 years ago
The ending was so fucking random LMAO!!
N33NJAH 5 years ago
I cant believe you just said Ninjas are not great assassins, when they're whole birth came from Samurais who went black ops and assassinated people....Wow take that ninja tag off of u
DeathStroke13 5 years ago
No, fool. It's specifically about The Electric Company.
fauxbaroque 5 years ago
SMOKE-BOMB dule du du XD
hahaha!
armoniteXD 5 years ago
>SMOKE BOMB<
SMOKEBOMB
IMxAxMONSTERx 5 years ago
doodedoodDOdeedoot
SteelSpartan003 5 years ago
funniest shit i have ever seen on here!!!
babydolldebbie 5 years ago
Dead sea smokebomb? Where could I find one of those?
LynnPoe 5 years ago
i just found my new addiction.
EliBOMSDlO 5 years ago
Smoke Bomb-SmokeBomb ....Doledodedo
emochild12 5 years ago
lmao this guy needs to be on tv
SynxVII 5 years ago
wheeeeeeee
inklebinkle 5 years ago
"smoke" "bomb" "Somkebomb" doo-da-lee-doot-de-doot
glued2tv87 5 years ago
you're commenting on your own shit, motherfucker
glued2tv87 5 years ago
YAY!!! this is awesome!
sharkhead7854 5 years ago
There was not a dry eye in the house, because they were all soaked with the blood of the cast!
SuperKnuckles7 5 years ago
doodleidoddedoot!
4RARcmdo 5 years ago
This guy should have his own TV show he's freakin' hilarious
Katanajoe7 5 years ago
man i freaking love i "I am ninja!"
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FourthAmendment 5 years ago
ninjasyron you know this is just for laughs right i dont think many ppl take this seriouosly who really wants to learn about ninjas if they arnt randomly killing ppl, i know i dont.
yokuzuna2006 5 years ago
when you're posting a reply you click (reply). what are you talking about ninjas were the 2nd best warriors in the 1800 hundreds you moron so why wouldn't no one want to know about them???
I don't care if it's for laughs he's wrong and you know it. check your messages
ninjasyron 5 years ago
He's FUNNY. Not serious. If you want to be serious and accuse, post on a video that ISN'T for pure humor. And for Yokuzuna, I love the REAL ninja history. But, Syron, I still enjoy Ask a Ninja.
Coconutter 5 years ago
I still think he is funny but he says to many false beliefs about ninjas, I love ninjas but they're not that great of an assasin they're mostly all about weapons and not a very great sword battle style trust me it looks cool and fast but it's not that deadly to a greater warrior.
ninjasyron 5 years ago
ninjasyron calm down u prick.
therealkingfuse 5 years ago
LOL
jokerfrown 5 years ago
Smoke Bomb Smokebom. Do do dooldle Do de doot LOL
SilconScave 5 years ago
what the freak...there's no one in my clan named perfect storm, ask a real ninja on my profile I'll answer, cuz this guy is making my clan look stupid please ask a question.
ninjasyron 5 years ago
i have a question. y would a ninja tell everyone hes a ninja? unless ur a girl.. then it makes perfect sense...
stupidfathobbits 5 years ago
there's no point to not saying I'm a ninja on the internet cuz you'll never find me no matter how much money you have, I'm not a girl AND BECAUSE THIS ask a ninja is most of the time wrong about ninjas, there does that answer your question, also guys if you want to ask me a queation ask it on my profile than I'll send the answer to your profile. please ask me a question guys. thanks for the question...I won't kill you
ninjasyron 5 years ago
aaaaand you get the completely full of shit award. Yayyyy you!
Nightshaft 5 years ago
OKaaaaY your a 14 year old Ninja living in Austin TX. Youve watched over 3000 youtubee vids (in 3 months), you play mortal combat, and you like Vanilla Ice and Spongebob. I guess Ninjas arent what they used to be. Lay off the comic books kid.
dddkkkkk 5 years ago
wow...dddkkkkk was rite...
Tjaty 5 years ago
hey nice job guys! when you repeat the same things he says its even funnier! I love comments!!!
churchfire 5 years ago
kk heres some sit u should know.
A JEDIS R FICTIONAL ie they dont exist, ninjas do. GeorgeClooney shall die soon lol, and smoke bombs are funny.
s7ompy 5 years ago
Jedis though are basically Ninjas anyway, if Jedis existed, Ninjas and Jedi would be allies
DrKendo 5 years ago
Unless like the ninja ate the Jedis sandwich and he was all like you ate my sandwich, then there would be a big fight scene with guns, people hitting walls and ninja stars from every direction and thus creating world war three
PandoraP 5 years ago
...i would LOVE to watch that!!
ShukakuOtaku 5 years ago
XDDDD!!!!!! *falls over with laughter*
akaye 5 years ago
lol so funny!!
wtf? why are jedis being compared to ninjas???? JEDIS ARE FICTIONAL!!! NINJAS ARE REAL!! Its like comparing Dragon Ball z characters with the backstreet boys.
Alpharoth 5 years ago
OR PAMELA ANDERSON'S BREAST WITH 50 CENT's
Alpharoth 5 years ago
This is hilarious!
(Why on earth are people going on about star wars?O_o)
Lammojam 5 years ago
Ninja's rule and 'ask a ninja' is so fuckin hilarious, I crap my pants every time
DarkArtist 5 years ago
Ninjas are meant to be stealth, wtf, no brute force involved. And Jedis suck, first of all yeah they have the force but a ninja is so fast it'll just dodge it. And a lightsaber, a ninja would just throw a shuriken.
OMGCRK 5 years ago
jedis can kill ninjas because they are psychics, but there there was a jedi-ninja he would kill everyone >_>
but...ninjas exist and jedis dont, so ninjas win, and for the record, ninjas dont have brute force alone you dipshit(funnyxninja) they use suprise attacks and disarm moves especially, they arent usually seen by the enemy and rarly get into battles
kiteofdark 5 years ago
Smoke+Bomb=Smokebomb! Hee hee!!!! ^_^x (What's with the discussion of jedi...?) ^_^x
BatosaiAlchemist 5 years ago
OMFG HILARIOUS..WHY ARE PPL GOING ON ABOUT STARWARS VS NINJAS...SO RANDOM... xp AWESOME VID
fistfullofsugar 5 years ago
Omg... star wars, jedi or whatever shit; freak´n geeks!
JackOfThePack 5 years ago
My mom will kill perfect storm for trying to kill george Clooney and Jedi's suck and Ninjas rule end of descution
MugenFangirl7 5 years ago
join funnyninjastudios all in one word s ...just copy and past lol i know most of us are lazy
funnyxninja 5 years ago
this guys babbling is brillaint..
tycaptainobvious 5 years ago
THAT KICK HARD CORE ASS!!!!AND THE ENDING lol funny stuff.
manbeast95 5 years ago
omg smokebomb doo dilly doo dee doo rofl hehehe
funnyxninja 5 years ago
that was cool!!!! :)
Arckain 5 years ago
Yeah You got a Point There(Not Taking Sides with Anyone) but Ninjas have more Agility to fight with their Kunai and Weapon Throwing while Lightsaber is thrown Slowly.
Gaurdian1 5 years ago
well i guess youre right!
calibre369 5 years ago
yeah but jedi's can use the force...how can a ninja compete with that?...and no ninja sword can compete with a light saber...thats the truth!
calibre369 5 years ago
YEAH BUT ninjas dont play by any rule book and dont need to use a ninja sword thay can simply stealth kill a jedi with or without jedi powers.
manbeast95 5 years ago
luke would fuckin kill ANY ninja!
calibre369 5 years ago
ok for one thing this is stupid to be agruing but im a sw fan so just to let u know a ninja has nothing but brute force a jedi can sense a plot to distroy them if they can do that they can sense a steath kill they can shock them do death ..ok maybe a jedi can get killed but darth vader noway forget about it there dead but just maybe and jedi mind trick make them kill them selfs and heres a new topic its on my group join to choose and reason why
funnyxninja 5 years ago
THIS ROCKSSSSSSSSSS
NIN4me 5 years ago
ninja here is a question for you why are you so gay ps a jedi would kick ure ass but then again so would any one
burgerking19 5 years ago
First.... JEDI SUCK BALLS!!!!kinda like you. Second Joe could kick your ass any day. Becase NINJAS KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES BITCH!!!
manbeast95 5 years ago
hahahah...but i really wonder if a jedi could kill a ninja
calibre369 5 years ago
The answer is no... calibre369, simply no. WEll, one hasn't got me yet anyway
ninjakannon 5 years ago
lol they'd both die at the same time lol
ninjasyron 5 years ago
smoke
bomb
smokebomb!
doo dilly doo dee doo!
Tawnycus 5 years ago
Haha. I like the bit at the end where he goes Do de lee do de do xD and the cleabage bit!
Krimzonbabe 5 years ago
i got a question for ninjas... what is their oppinion of chakra, also called chi/ki
SacredFeth 5 years ago
what the hell courtney what the hell.........
longlivetheking 5 years ago
hahaha you are amazing i would bum you if i was gay
courtneybell 5 years ago
hey ninja I have a quiestion.
Why ninjas not appear on any of the Star wars movies??
Jedi can defeat nijas???
see ya!
swcollector 5 years ago
Think of it this way ... if you look at the samurai they have the same fighting sword style as the jedis. ninjas are the sith
ninjasyron 5 years ago
saw ur videos.. brilliant! ahah, but what I wanna know is do ninjas ever get ooold?!
imegu4fun 5 years ago
jesus christ i love these videos. SELL THEM ON DVD!
Mrbirds 5 years ago
I AGREE!!!
Tawnycus 5 years ago
funny! what was with the smoke bomb=smoke bomb?
Ardith50 5 years ago
theres this kid show where they do that, probably from that
clownbaby 5 years ago
smoke+bomb=smokebomb doo lii doo dii doo.LOL
rrrtytttt 5 years ago
smoke=bomb=smokebomb doo lii doo dii doo LOL
rrrtytttt 5 years ago
watch it Clooney your days are numbered....
Calledfwych 5 years ago
classic lol
apitch85 5 years ago
funny!
louistr 5 years ago
smoke bomb smoke bomb doo diddle doo di do heh
aredx 5 years ago
LOLLLLLLL SMOKE BOMB=SMOKEBOMB!!!
lonewolf3X6 5 years ago
what the hell ha ha ha
lookme 5 years ago
If I was a jewish kid I would want ninja at my bar mitzvah.
WONKOO 5 years ago
this is the best
hiei121 5 years ago
do you hate china
ardijan 5 years ago
uh, genius... ninja's are from japan.
ckm1224 5 years ago
Idiot, that is what makes it funny.
BroTaiJr 5 years ago
Duh everyone knows that ninjas enemies against china duhhhh
ninjasyron 5 years ago
Method Ninja! BWAHAHAAAAAAA!
hoofer1 5 years ago
Class. Can't wait to see good ol' George's death announced in the papers :P
Koldun 5 years ago
SMOKE-BOMB=SMKOEBOMB .... OMFG WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
Akira432 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's poking fun at Sesame Street
leftyspal 5 years ago
AWESOME
Stryife 5 years ago
Nice.
novaguyver 5 years ago
SMOKEBOMB LMAO I love these vids :D:D
halloweddrow 5 years ago