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  • awsome

  • smoke. bomb. smokebomb. doodelydoodeedoot.

    Everything is wrong with George Clooney.

    Chay xx

  • I'm a ninja, and I'm going to kill you.

  • My girlfriend thinks im a NUT for watching your show. But she says your intro music sticks in her head! You now, like a throwing star would...

  • wats wrong with George Clooney? i think hes a good actor.

  • oh noes okay, i will die :<

  • lol wtf how could a guy saying suck my dick not be gay?

  • when he says it to a chick

  • "Syriana. If you look closely, you see that George Clooney is still alive. Anybody who dies in a movie should definately die in real life. Except Ziyi Zhang. And Charleze Theron. But definately all the dudes."

    I find Ask a Ninja funny in doses: two here, three there, but when you sit down and watch about 20 of them the way I did a few weeks ago, they're repititious. So I resolved to watch two at a time and therefore not get tired of them.

  • Are you Gay? cause ur puttin off that Vibe

  • fuck you man hes not putting off that vibe at all get a sense of humor and appreciate of the joke

  • Peoples Calm Down. Gosh, Just cus All you Freaks Didnt think Of Such a Fucking Awesome Show, And Now you Complain and Whine like A Bunch of Year 8 Kids. (check Ask A Ninja = Minja) Why DOnt you Go and Die like the Little Emo kids You Are. Or you Can not Watch Ask A ninja and Instead Watch Play school, No One Wants To Know Wot You Guys Think Any More, YOur All A Bunch Of FAGS.This Comment Is For All The Wankers Who Dont Like Ask A Ninja.

  • wuts wrong with emo kids??

  • god forbid ppl should have independent opinions. go back to Germany.

  • hey, erm. . . how bout we all breathe? maybe? breathe?

    hahahahahah and she was all like WHOOOOSHHHHhchhhhh

  • "smoke" "bomb" "Somkebomb" doo-da-lee-doot-de-doot

  • wow people are such losers get a life and stop complaining about a Ninja video God Freakin 3 year olds bitchin about something THEY DONT HAVE TO WATCH

  • lmao

  • all of you are gay \/\/007

  • Hey xinferal Naruto is a good show=/

  • Your a fag god i pray you will kill this fag so his white poser ass shall never appear on youtube again go watch naruto u gay white noob with a gay voice. GOD WHAT A FAG you talk about gay things and your a fag who goes hayah hayah hayah. Heres a suggestion go die.

  • you stupid dumbass.check all the other ask a ninja videos and you will see that everybody likes it.well ofcourse except some stupid freaks like you.man your probably still watching TELETUBIES

  • SMOKEBOMB!!

  • agian diz ninja is fukd in da head

  • u r fukd in da head, you cant even spell, let alone write a good review on an awsome show

  • you `r dead mothefucker

  • ROFL..

  • The end is friggin' hilarious

  • The ending was so fucking random LMAO!!

  • I cant believe you just said Ninjas are not great assassins, when they're whole birth came from Samurais who went black ops and assassinated people....Wow take that ninja tag off of u

  • No, fool. It's specifically about The Electric Company.

  • SMOKE-BOMB dule du du XD

    hahaha!

  • >SMOKE BOMB<

     SMOKEBOMB

  • doodedoodDOdeedoot

  • funniest shit i have ever seen on here!!!

  • Dead sea smokebomb? Where could I find one of those?

  • i just found my new addiction.

  • Smoke Bomb-SmokeBomb ....Doledodedo

  • lmao this guy needs to be on tv

  • wheeeeeeee

  • "smoke" "bomb" "Somkebomb" doo-da-lee-doot-de-doot

  • you're commenting on your own shit, motherfucker

  • YAY!!! this is awesome!

  • There was not a dry eye in the house, because they were all soaked with the blood of the cast!

  • doodleidoddedoot!

  • This guy should have his own TV show he's freakin' hilarious

  • man i freaking love i "I am ninja!"

  • ninjasyron you know this is just for laughs right i dont think many ppl take this seriouosly who really wants to learn about ninjas if they arnt randomly killing ppl, i know i dont.

  • when you're posting a reply you click (reply). what are you talking about ninjas were the 2nd best warriors in the 1800 hundreds you moron so why wouldn't no one want to know about them???

    I don't care if it's for laughs he's wrong and you know it. check your messages

  • He's FUNNY. Not serious. If you want to be serious and accuse, post on a video that ISN'T for pure humor. And for Yokuzuna, I love the REAL ninja history. But, Syron, I still enjoy Ask a Ninja.

  • I still think he is funny but he says to many false beliefs about ninjas, I love ninjas but they're not that great of an assasin they're mostly all about weapons and not a very great sword battle style trust me it looks cool and fast but it's not that deadly to a greater warrior.

  • ninjasyron calm down u prick.

  • LOL

  • Smoke Bomb Smokebom. Do do dooldle Do de doot LOL

  • what the freak...there's no one in my clan named perfect storm, ask a real ninja on my profile I'll answer, cuz this guy is making my clan look stupid please ask a question.

  • i have a question. y would a ninja tell everyone hes a ninja? unless ur a girl.. then it makes perfect sense...

  • there's no point to not saying I'm a ninja on the internet cuz you'll never find me no matter how much money you have, I'm not a girl AND BECAUSE THIS ask a ninja is most of the time wrong about ninjas, there does that answer your question, also guys if you want to ask me a queation ask it on my profile than I'll send the answer to your profile. please ask me a question guys. thanks for the question...I won't kill you

  • aaaaand you get the completely full of shit award. Yayyyy you!

  • OKaaaaY your a 14 year old Ninja living in Austin TX. Youve watched over 3000 youtubee vids (in 3 months), you play mortal combat, and you like Vanilla Ice and Spongebob. I guess Ninjas arent what they used to be. Lay off the comic books kid.

  • wow...dddkkkkk was rite...

  • hey nice job guys! when you repeat the same things he says its even funnier! I love comments!!!

  • kk heres some sit u should know.

    A JEDIS R FICTIONAL ie they dont exist, ninjas do. GeorgeClooney shall die soon lol, and smoke bombs are funny.

  • Jedis though are basically Ninjas anyway, if Jedis existed, Ninjas and Jedi would be allies

  • Unless like the ninja ate the Jedis sandwich and he was all like you ate my sandwich, then there would be a big fight scene with guns, people hitting walls and ninja stars from every direction and thus creating world war three

  • ...i would LOVE to watch that!!

  • XDDDD!!!!!! *falls over with laughter*

  • lol so funny!!

    wtf? why are jedis being compared to ninjas???? JEDIS ARE FICTIONAL!!! NINJAS ARE REAL!! Its like comparing Dragon Ball z characters with the backstreet boys.

  • OR PAMELA ANDERSON'S BREAST WITH 50 CENT's

  • This is hilarious!

    (Why on earth are people going on about star wars?O_o)

  • Ninja's rule and 'ask a ninja' is so fuckin hilarious, I crap my pants every time

  • Ninjas are meant to be stealth, wtf, no brute force involved. And Jedis suck, first of all yeah they have the force but a ninja is so fast it'll just dodge it. And a lightsaber, a ninja would just throw a shuriken.

  • jedis can kill ninjas because they are psychics, but there there was a jedi-ninja he would kill everyone >_>

    but...ninjas exist and jedis dont, so ninjas win, and for the record, ninjas dont have brute force alone you dipshit(funnyxninja) they use suprise attacks and disarm moves especially, they arent usually seen by the enemy and rarly get into battles

  • Smoke+Bomb=Smokebomb! Hee hee!!!! ^_^x (What's with the discussion of jedi...?) ^_^x

  • OMFG HILARIOUS..WHY ARE PPL GOING ON ABOUT STARWARS VS NINJAS...SO RANDOM... xp AWESOME VID

  • Omg... star wars, jedi or whatever shit; freak´n geeks!

  • My mom will kill perfect storm for trying to kill george Clooney and Jedi's suck and Ninjas rule end of descution

  • join funnyninjastudios all in one word s ...just copy and past lol i know most of us are lazy

  • this guys babbling is brillaint..

  • THAT KICK HARD CORE ASS!!!!AND THE ENDING lol funny stuff.

  • omg smokebomb doo dilly doo dee doo rofl hehehe

  • that was cool!!!! :)

  • Yeah You got a Point There(Not Taking Sides with Anyone) but Ninjas have more Agility to fight with their Kunai and Weapon Throwing while Lightsaber is thrown Slowly.

  • well i guess youre right!

  • yeah but jedi's can use the force...how can a ninja compete with that?...and no ninja sword can compete with a light saber...thats the truth!

  • YEAH BUT ninjas dont play by any rule book and dont need to use a ninja sword thay can simply stealth kill a jedi with or without jedi powers.

  • luke would fuckin kill ANY ninja!

  • ok for one thing this is stupid to be agruing but im a sw fan so just to let u know a ninja has nothing but brute force a jedi can sense a plot to distroy them if they can do that they can sense a steath kill they can shock them do death ..ok maybe a jedi can get killed but darth vader noway forget about it there dead but just maybe and jedi mind trick make them kill them selfs and heres a new topic its on my group join to choose and reason why

  • THIS ROCKSSSSSSSSSS

  • ninja here is a question for you why are you so gay ps a jedi would kick ure ass but then again so would any one

  • First.... JEDI SUCK BALLS!!!!kinda like you. Second Joe could kick your ass any day. Becase NINJAS KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES BITCH!!!

  • hahahah...but i really wonder if a jedi could kill a ninja

  • The answer is no... calibre369, simply no. WEll, one hasn't got me yet anyway

  • lol they'd both die at the same time lol

  • smoke

    bomb

    smokebomb!

    doo dilly doo dee doo!

  • Haha. I like the bit at the end where he goes Do de lee do de do xD and the cleabage bit!

  • i got a question for ninjas... what is their oppinion of chakra, also called chi/ki

  • what the hell courtney what the hell.........

  • hahaha you are amazing i would bum you if i was gay

  • hey ninja I have a quiestion.

    Why ninjas not appear on any of the Star wars movies??

    Jedi can defeat nijas???

    see ya!

  • Think of it this way ... if you look at the samurai they have the same fighting sword style as the jedis. ninjas are the sith

  • saw ur videos.. brilliant! ahah, but what I wanna know is do ninjas ever get ooold?!

  • jesus christ i love these videos. SELL THEM ON DVD!

  • I AGREE!!!

  • funny! what was with the smoke bomb=smoke bomb?

  • theres this kid show where they do that, probably from that

  • smoke+bomb=smokebomb doo lii doo dii doo.LOL

  • smoke=bomb=smokebomb doo lii doo dii doo LOL

  • watch it Clooney your days are numbered....

  • classic lol

  • funny!

  • smoke bomb smoke bomb doo diddle doo di do heh

  • LOLLLLLLL SMOKE BOMB=SMOKEBOMB!!!

  • what the hell ha ha ha

  • If I was a jewish kid I would want ninja at my bar mitzvah.

  • this is the best

  • do you hate china

  • uh, genius... ninja's are from japan.

  • Idiot, that is what makes it funny.

  • Duh everyone knows that ninjas enemies against china duhhhh

  • Method Ninja! BWAHAHAAAAAAA!

  • Class. Can't wait to see good ol' George's death announced in the papers :P

  • SMOKE-BOMB=SMKOEBOMB .... OMFG WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

  • I'm pretty sure it's poking fun at Sesame Street

  • AWESOME

  • Nice.

  • SMOKEBOMB LMAO I love these vids :D:D

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