Dorkly Bits: Mushroom King

[pvamosaa]

king cow

[Chatterboxx900]

Ok..when he's a friggin' puppy again, he's staying like that.

[Psnowdog7]

YOU WILL NEVER BRING A F**KING GR***Y ITALIAN INTO THIS FAMILY....EVER!!!!!!!!

[jarannalli]

I'm Italian. and I'll have you know that I... THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[jargaria]

I love dorkly bits

[supersegasonicss]

Ad: 5 seconds to press skip

Fred: DON'T PRESS THE SKIP BUTTON!

Me: Press Skip

[bulletbill479]

Hey! If it wasnt for Mario, you'd be a red snake forever!

[lauracono]

i didnt like this



[samthefailable]

why was greasy bleeped out?

[CalyGamer13]

@samthefailable It's a racial slur against Italians.

[CalyGamer13]

@samthefailable It's a racial slur against Italians.

[Armalizilto]

Racism is shit.

[tadjong]

the king is sound like gaylord steambath O_o

[HannahAnimatorTV]

Streeter!

[TheGuardianoftheSea]

I'm Italian and this is funny as hell!

[pvamosaa]

huh?

[10GRIMMJOWJAGGERJACK]

press 9

[supremelorddoom]

Fucking Italians.. Thank you.

[NandonZnodnaN]

1.Press CC.

2.Click "Translate Audio"

3.Watch the captions.

4.???

5.Profit.

[djkoz78]

GREASY ITALIANS!!! Not in the Mushroom Kingdom...

[MsTheCommentator]

Press 9 for maximum laughs!

[antiZEROless]

hahahahaha... I wish there were a real king of the mushroom kingdom :3

[twigg400]

awh. peaches voice is cute <3

[superpeachlogan2]

He jumped over bowser and pulled an ax father

[superpeachlogan2]

I am Italian. Well I'm not from Italy It just runs in the family

[superpeachlogan2]

@jackiecrane57 it is a Mexican name but it is also an Italian name

[Kango234]

is that streeter

[Donut117]

the best part is the fact that they censored "greasy".

i loled hard.

[olimpiacookiethrower]

I love the voice of the king :D

[jackiecrane57]

i thought mario was a mexican name.. no? 0_0

[MrExperimentable]

@jackiecrane57 Mario is an italian name, all the way!

[asdfxcxv]

you actually DO trick bowser into jumping through the floor in mario 3 (I'm sure this point has been made a million times by now)

[MySav1234]

I am sorry for all you Italians but the kind dosent lime Italian food

[egurl99]

I'm Italian and I find this offensive

[OddDeity]

Now it makes sense why Mario doesn't get any.

[dowacachufal]

CALM DOWN STUPID OLD SH**.

HE SAVES YOUR ASS ON SUPER MARIO 3 ~!!!

[WtfMarkus3000]

@dowacachufal this IS super mario bros. 3 ._.

[Sephyroth97]

I'm Italian and I approve this video

[clearmind89]

And thats why he gets turned into a snake in mario 3 karma is a biach

[Thedrizzle404]

greasy is censored. 0_o

[omgitsclinton]

@justinode obviously you haven't seen the jersey shore

[TommyAK13]

Holy fucking shit that was funny... "You will never fucking bring a greasy Italian into this fucking family, EVAH!" *Everyone runs away*

[jonathonthevampire]

Lmao the king hate Italian people. Holy sh!t lol.

[ObjectionManiac13]

No ITALIANS................Noted

[deathshadow2492]

lol

[bmnccrazed]

with all this knight of the mushroom and order of the fireflower shit, why do they send a plumber to kill a dragon?

[sparkmedia01]

Sarah and Streeter did really well on this.

[Twisterf20]

and that's why we don't see the kings of the 7 worlds anymore since Super Mario Brothers 3...........

[RedFlame139]

he hates italians cause of jershey shore

[1patrickryan]

if pulling an axe is so easy, why didnt anyone else do it?

[royfox2010]

@1patrickryan Well he did have to go over lava, through fire, dodge spineys, jump over pirahna plants, die a ton of times, fall off the cliff, hit his toadstools on the flagpole, crush everything... well you get the idea.

[Vintage884]

I wonder when and how game makers in japan think of all this wierd gaming problems and solutions

[xxxXEnigmaXxxx1]

Wow. Peach's dad really threw a complete pissy fit at the end.

[SandopolisZone]

I am italian and I'm not offended. lol

[InuyashaandKagome129]

1:08 Click me you Italian, I dare you.

[justinode]

I could understand a koopa but what could he have against Italians

[xXAMIsonnx21]

EVA!

[nightmareX1993]

This makes me think...what the f*ck was the rest of the mushroom kingdom doing while Peach was kidnapped? if all it took was a simple pull of an axe, why does the plumber have to do it?

[WaffleSP]

god... the king is fat

[starkiller1289]

What race will he allow into this family?

[Maxisamo1]

Doesn't care if he's a plummer, but an Italian is unacceptable. Racism at its best

[MirageVelondor]

@Maxisamo1 Italian is not a race. Italians are caucasian. If you want to call it something, it's discrimination of nationality ;)

[26051953ification]

@MirageVelondor didnt know that. very interisting!

[Darkhuaza517]

@MirageVelondor And that's ethnocentrism, in one word. =]

[MirageVelondor]

@Darkhuaza517 Aha, good to know. I'm not a native English speaker ;)

[takistheking]

@Maxisamo1 it's called humor man, get used to it ,racial humor ,if is not mean,is by far the best

[venato75]

@Maxisamo1 thank you captain obvious

[AidGum]

that is why we put dom in king

[160ksv]

raceist king

[edwinavil]

Watch "Jersey shore" and you'll understand the king's disatisfaction with italians.

[DPLSTHS]

@edwinavil They're not really Italian!

[Smoothbluehero]

@edwinavil Those aren't real Italians. Real Italians are cool

[Psnowdog7]

@Smoothbluehero Those aren't real anything to be honest

[s1rlancerlott]

@edwinavil no... thats just in jersey, believe me im from jersey

[Jamifa007]

@edwinavil Why would anyone commit the sin of watching that TV show?

[matheusrinaldi2]

@edwinavil Did you SERYOUSELY just told someone to watch jersey shore? Lol.

[psychokineticlizard]

@edwinavil Those pricks from that monstrosity of a show are not Italians. They are juiced up douches that live in New Jersey and enjoy fake baking. If you want to see real Italians, watch Good Fellas or The Godfather Trilogy.

[MaxodeX]

Why didn't peach tell him about when Mario went to space...

[HyperKnoedelDoedel]

The King looks like my Physic Teacher!

[robertsfunny1995]

I guess this is why Mario's agent told him to hide his ethnicity.

[Ciosty55]

what's wrong with italians??

[erti655]

no fking italians eva

[bubbaboyize]

EVAH! LOL

[MySav1234]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! sounds like someone needs a hug!

[BlueYoshiJack]

You Racist King!

[MrLarryorr]

1:09 LOL

[florenmage]

Oh great.Now Mario has to save Peach from her own father.Racist fuck!

[THECODER95]

Mario was originally supposed to be a carpenter...

[TheSpongebobgo]

I'm a cane and I found this offensive

[Jurretjetak]

YOU WILL NEVER BRING A FCKING ITTALIAN IN TO THIS FAMILIE!!!!

EVER!!!!!

[FunnyFawkesGuy]

@Jurretjetak So... many... spelling errors!

[insanemage99]

It's like in every story, they have to stay and protect the kingdom from invasion.

[Yomigami]

What does the king have against Italians?

[Sly88Frye]

lol!  Very funny! Damn old traditional Kings with their prejudices. Good job making fun of that stereotype.

[TheNewAssistant]

all i have to say is this.

x, D,.

Only 55 people love aids

[ToadandToadette12]

0:04 : ''Oh father''. LOL

[Lapran3]

Ouch, that's gotta hurt..

[Loganwalker86]

A little bit racist O.O

[Sly88Frye]

@Loganwalker86 Lots of old people of high riches and royalty are stereotypically known for having many prejudices. It's the character who is racist and well coming from him it's actually funny because it makes fun of that stereotype such rich and royal people can have or at least used to have.

[karateboyintn990]

GAYEST SHIT I EVER WATCHED -.- ,,|,, (^-^) ,,|,,

[Lythience]

@karateboyintn990 it's better than any of your video- oh wait, you don't have any....

[JRWdouble]

Wait... This was Mario Bro's 3. SO, Mario did not pull the axe, he lead Bowser to his own death by letting him fall through a hole in his castle.

SIncerely, The NES nerd.

[Sly88Frye]

@JRWdouble Hm. Yes, but this is just a video. The continuity of this doesn't matter. It could be a different story all together than Mario 1 or Mario 3. I bet this video would suit your personality. watch?v=lNJ6dFwh8a4

Don't be so serious, it's a joke.

[anita2131]

well i guess jumpman WAS a better name

[TheCutelilkitty]

Peach sounds like that ever happy chick off of making fiends o.O

I LOVE THAT SHOW xD

[DUDE24699]

so cool and hilarious.

[MsTheCommentator]

1:09 OMG, I died laughing! XD

[apollo3443]

oh man this video is soo awesome

[woollybully100]

this explains a lot.

[MarioPichu]

i would have done the same if i were peachs father,god knows italians are nowadays just look at Jersey Shore

[Deboy916]

and tht is why mario and peach nvr got married

[GoTHEGringO]

The dislike bar is just like a ninja is there but you can't see it

[PhanyPackStudios]

i didnt even know peach had a dad i thought yoshi shit her out or something

[sjolin1]

i like the end

[FFMAY]

the weird thing that crazy was censored thumbs up if you agree

[torerik1234]

This is an masterpiece. The animations are so detailed.

[SonicAngel23]

Press 7 repeatedly to hear Peach do an impression of the Atari ping-pong game.

[AnimeNerd26632]

hahahahaha!!! lol!!wait actually mario was really a carpenter! im dead serious look it up!

[sweetmarlene213]

Yoshi hates morio

[mikebud420]

loooool

[maxph99]

EVAAA!!!

[mariodude2341]

52 people thought toadsworth was peach's father

[ArbrusMN]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless...and so realistic artwork

[awesometjdude]

a plumber did more then his army of o kingdom

wrost army EVER

[Trollrise]

Here's what I assume Toad is thinking: Yay yay! Peach is back! Woohoo! *3 seconds later* Ah, screw it. nobody likes her.

[johnnyb92401]

and this is why we got "stuck" with toadsworth.

[psdiver1]

thumbs up for the little dance toad does at the beginning of the video

[rodinator3000]

i thought there was no king and she was the princess/queen or something

[Shadowfireblast]

And that's how Super Mario bros 3 started

[lhtony]

She should of told him his name is Jumpman

[whaddon9]

this was also a script

[randomninja83]

There are 51 Italians who watched this video.

[v2099]

and thus begins a chain of deception where peach is consistently captured by bowser and saved by mario

[yingyanggamer]

If this "Order of the Fire Flower" and this "Knight of the Mushroom" crap, then why does a plumber have to save Peach?

[khfinalfantasy07]

@yingyanggamer ...Muffins

[yingyanggamer]

@yingyanggamer Seriously, just the fact that a plumber managed to save the girl that this "Order of the Fire Flower" and this "Knight of the Mushroom" couldn't, doesn't that deserve the king's blessing?

[TheShadowluigi64]

@yingyanggamer because they don't give a shit parrently

[florenmage]

@yingyanggamer Good point.This kings knights suck!

[KarasutraSF]

@yingyanggamer I think it's because "plumbers are of great important in this land of pipes". Haha Mario being a plumber never connected in my head in the past.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

This is the thanks he gets for saving the King's daughter

This is why Super Mario 64 happened. Peach ran away and was kidnapped again.

[HTwenty1]

The actor who plays the king is an amazing voice actor.

[KillerBrig]

Right on regalisk.

[regalisk]

dorkly is better than college humor XD

[glendennis05]

what did i just watch???

[Sparx1]

Well, the tactic Mario employed to kill Bowser was pretty clever. If I remember correctly, when Mario picked up the axe, he supposedly cut the suspension of the bridge and sent him falling into the lava.

[JoseLR325]

@Sparx1 no he jumped on an axe impaling himself and somehow the bridge broke.

[Dumbrarere]

@JoseLR325 King: thats a joke right?

[Thedrizzle404]

the hell? greasy was censored? really? 0_o

[sharkcross92]

was greasy censored?

[theseventhson95]

You wont ever bring a f*cking dirty Italian to this family ... EVAH

[DarkYulie]

Daddy seems racist O.o

[egol14]

lol

[PokemonLucas100]

woah whoah woah! talk about King George the IIII....... alil racist there. guess he needs a queen to calm down with

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

I thought that the mushroom king would be a mushroom =w=

[MrHardanheavy]

LOL

[HelpMyFellowPeople]

Haha well done!

[smtwtfs]

LOL

[swordo21]

wait did they censor out greasy?

[glitchyjoe64]

@swordo21 Call an itallian greasy and you'll find out.

[thebigmac1100]

hmmm.must be a british king

[glitchyjoe64]

@thebigmac1100 I hope no offence was thought of when that comment was being written.

[Lenguagestar]

I'm going to do a video with the dad's reaction and a dubstep song.

[VentusHero351]

Peach's dad is racist

[madmanslullaby1]

blame jersey shore....

[kickassgamers100]

WTF

[Hippopotas2000]

YOU WILL NEVER BRING AN ITALIAN INTO THIS FAMILY.....EVER >.< !

[Khalirei]

@Hippopotas2000 a greasy italian he said =p bleeped out of course.

[MrEvilash13]

It's funny that's he's bitch to his future son in law

[gonzalez108]

Racist much O.o

[Zuckwad243]

Mushroom king, y u no like Italians?

[FranckyFox2468]

He shouldn't complain, he still have saved her!