The funniest Muslim TV ad ever??

[TheShyTiger]

hahahahaahah

[mujjj]

hahahahhah the guy looks like a twat

[BAMFITSamber]

LOL.

[call2allah]

lol



[bhussain999]

LOOOLL ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[JubanTeyman24]

We respect Muslims for their modesty.

[salboy92]

lol he goes to my uni

[joe01633]

ummm.. my first reaction was ROFL

[penlympics]

kaboom

[kaloupo]

i wonder if tiger wood tried this...

[xXx0Sanctuary0xXx]

well hes found 1, 3 more to go

[daisydropper]

Oh Gosh, ah come on, why do all these comments have to be negative. Spreading hate is never the answer -__-

[Ingamells17]

@daisydropper Spreading hate is never the answer, so spreading religion is also not the answer.

When you spread religion, it'll become a hate issue one way or the other.

[Senari007]

I always see Religious arguments on videos like these -.-

[missfabulositie]

haha his is hilarious lv it

[jaffarluvsdafeetz]

lol funny acting - cool lad, should be in hollywood with his looks not doing ads for 'single muslim dot com' ha nah ?

dont you agree ?

surely by now this guy gets bare muslims ladies chirping him up - aint fair imo,cos i could have done this ad as good as him.

LOL

im single :-(

[MaDeenThenMaLife1]

@jaffarluvsdafeetz get over yourself lol

:p

[jeangrey65]

LMAO! At least it's not their families putting them together!

[MzLoathsome]

this is so lame, why is everyone attacking eachother..anyways the promos are funny but its reality ppl meet online so..hmm..anywho i hope no one ends up getting married to some psycho

[Mujjahid786]

wow, so many long comments...

[shazdude22]

muslims marry muslims because they believe the best gift you can give a child is to raise it as a muslim. and not the fake muslims you see on media, a true muslim has a heart of gold, so yeah, enough of the rude language ok? thank you =)

[naruto04]

@EchelonWeb Wrong!! Because I had no fear of what might happen to me. I just did not care anymore. I didn't care if I went to hell or not. Now I do care about what happens to me when I die.

[EchelonWeb]

Imagine you where told to walk between two high buildings across a thin wire of your own accord

Now imagine the same scenario, only with a gun held by your head, and promised money at the end

It is much easier to walk, when you include fear into the equation-

As a Muslim You're decisions governed by fear- You believe that this life is just a precursor, and that follow a few simple rules and then you will not be punished and life forever

you can be a good person without a leader and book

[lordjebus2]

How is this funny?

[zackzito1]

wake up to ur selfs people!!!!!!!

[WrongPersonLmao]

this shit is so fuckin funny

[naruto04]

Alot of things made me convert. One; it actually made sense, unlike for christianity and catholicism. I actually was raised by my father who was a catholic. I became a Christian instead because I didn't agree with alot of their beliefs. I have never believed that Jesus was God. NEVER. Also, I wasn't happy with the religion. I have never been this happy before I became muslim.

Speaking of the treatment of women, America has the highest percentage in domestic violence.

[daedcpl]

@naruto04

Catholic to christian to muslim? They all kind of have different beliefs, but obviously one fundamental one, basically becoming something of a slave/follower. But - have you ever even thought about a life without all that? Just being yourself? No religion pushing its requirements on you etc? That's what I do, I treat people how I'd like to be treated and I don't take advantage of anyone or any situation, I don't think it's a hard thing to stick by?

[naruto04]

They all came from one belief, but different views. The Qur'an was sent to correct the mistakes in the Bible.

I actually was agnostic for just alittle bit before I became muslim. Nothing good came out of it. I needed boundries. Christianity didn't haven't and we all know athiestism and agnosticism don't have rules. I was dranking, fornicating, and almost commited suicide several times because was lost. With Islam, I have those boundries and I like it. I am myself, but I pray and I cover.

[MoForLyf]

Good for you bro.. Your story made my day

[naruto04]

thanks, but I am a sister.

[MoForLyf]

Sorry,, You seem very intelligent too mashallah.. may Allah give u a happy life on the right path to him.

[EchelonWeb]

@naruto04 ...I guess some people cannot be left to take control of their own life and be held responsible to account for their own actions- They need an all powerful figure to help them .Many religious people i spoke to have said the same,,,some drug addicts etc, they need to feel as if they are not scum and that someone is there for them to give them a bit of guidance and allow them to live a relatively normal life apart from praying etc, I just wonder what stage people ACTUALLY believe really

[MoForLyf]

Islam is a way of life.. Its just rules to stick by to make the creator happy.. The things you believe in are good, so good for you as most of these beliefs are in islam too..

[nicolaback]

are you trying to say you are an athiest?? i know how you think like just trying to be good without any religion but how about God who created you and this world and gave you all you had and loves you?don't you think it's injustice for you to completely ignore him, there is a god weather we like it or not

[twotonesamurai]

okay smart arse if there is a god he gave us the choice to live our lives how we wish and decide for our selves what we do in life. you cant argue with that because its actually stated in the bible that he gave man free will so if he does exist then he allowed us to decide whether we want to believe in him or not, and if you say oh im going to hell fine id be happy to go to hell if i know i lived my life the way i want and decided for myself what was right and wrong

[nicolaback]

i absolutely agree with you , god gave us free will , you can do what you want that doesn't mean you won't suffer the consequences of your actions which is fine by you i can understand that But you see the difference between us is that i know that this life is not important it's just a test for us to learn and try and do the right thing so we can pass to the afterlife which is what really counts here life is nothing to me it's so silly

[twotonesamurai]

so by that logic that means our lives in this world are meaningless everything we say or do is all some test to see if you go downstairs or up. so if this doesnt count then we as people have nothing to strive for no reason to keep going, if this is all a game why dont we all break free and enter the place where it really counts and kill our selves if you live your life with that mind set you accomplish nothing in life

[nicolaback]

killing yourself is out ofa question it's only an escape and it's forbidden too, the aim is to live your life doing as many good as you can plus having and maintaining your faith against any obstacles you face? i can't live without faith also religion encourages good behaviours and deeds and helps you to rise above all those lively pleasures like sex, money, and all the materialistic stuff that give you an instant joy but leave your heart and soul vacant empty and only craving them more

[ToxicatedLum]

God is an opinion, don't start thinking you know everyone just because you're too weak without religion. >.>

[nicolaback]

i used to sumtimes think like you actually i ll be so happy to go to hell if i knew i did ...... same things you are saying but u know what?? i realized who ami defying here?who ami denying? and why trying to be stubborn? im waaay over my head here and for what a few lifely pleasures for like 50 yrs, i don't want ! it and all of that doesn't give me peace of mind , the only thing that gives me that is god and feeling close to him, at the end who ami kidding im nothing compared to him

[twotonesamurai]

okay so you live your life as god says and do as he says and then you will go to heaven correct, well if you go to heaven gods land then youll still have to follow his rules, thats a eternity of being restrained and only doing what you are told id rather live 50 years or so free than live a eternity controlled

[nicolaback]

have you ever noticed that no matter how much money power sex you have you only feel good at the time you are having them then you want more and more you never feel satisfied? this materialistic culture that we are living only feeds the body leaving the soul

Okay so now you are doing what you want anytime you want rt?God created you he created time space gravity and all this world weather you like it or not you are living by his rules at least your body you can't even help it

[nicolaback]

at the end it feels like we are running from our destiny? and why do we think we are happier doing stuff away from God? he created us he knows us better than we know ourselves, if there is a product and you want to knw more about it you ask it's producer or Creator, and i would like to believe that there is abigger reason for us to exist than just satisfying our body, and instead of doing good deeds on your own why don't you do them with God because you choose to. after all udo have free will

[daedcpl]

@naruto04

What I had mean't was the treatment of muslim women in general. Such as women get stoned to death for 'adultery' atfer being raped by men.. I don't understand that at all.. Or when a single woman falls in love, she gets stoned to death? It's far too extreme, all the "honour" killings etc.

[naruto04]

Wrong again. One: it is a sin to rape in Islam and two, when it comes to adultery, the man and woman who commited are stoned to death if they have witnesses. I don't know where you are getting your information from, because none of that is a part of Islam, except for stoning of the two who commited adultery. The only reason why that is allowed, is because it destroys families. Families are one of the most important thing taught in Islam.

[adnansaami]

stoned to death, if 2 witnesses have seen them commit adultery, even if they are lying naked next to each other, they cantbe stoned, they have to be caught in the act, (so islamically, itsvery hard to get stoned to death),, sadly traditions overpower religion in some counties..so they do honur killing, wthout seeing the islamic point of view

[nicolaback]

also only married ppl get stoned if they commit adultry by cheating but if they are not married they just get punished

peace

[MOOX3XP]

@ daedcpl,

i totally agree with you. the treatment of women in some ways of islam is wrong the ways naruto04 has described punishment is probally culturalism in the way of religion or somthing sunni's do. im a shiate and our ways of islam seem to be much more fair. remember there is not one way of islam .i belive extremists are the ones who make our religion look bad and i encourage you not to stereotype us from them. the stoning to death i have never heard of but thats probally because im 14.

[MOOX3XP]

im only asuming naruto 04 is a sunni because converts usualy are and sorry that im bringing this up again after two weeks XD

[nicolaback]

no no no shiate are not better than sunnis at all, and im not neither sunni nor shiate i just wanna do what god and the profit said is right ok and most the bad stuff that happens to muslim women mainly due to traditions rather than islam itself, but i don't think shiate are better at all actually if i had to choose i ll go with Sunni, cuz u guys have issues with alsahaba and alot of confusion while sunni love them all

peace

[nicolaback]

if a women got raped the guy gets killed , and she is not touched at all , she didn't do anything wrong?/ wut are you talking about? you have alot of misconseptions

[naruto04]

actually, it is mostly common amoung americans. All of my sisters were abused by their boyfriends and husbands and neither one of them were arab or muslim. I was abused by my father and he is white american from a catholic family.

In our religion, the Prophet(saw) said "the best of you are the ones who are best to their wives". Most muslimah are treated equal. Allah even said we were equal. It is just those countries. They are the ones who make Islam look bad. I converted from Christianity.

[daedcpl]

@naruto04

I am sorry to hear that. I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories. This is abit silly? You're saying that muslim women are treated better in WESTERN countries, not in their country of origin? Why is that? The western world is what muslims hate? I guess as a convert, you are not involved with that debate - you have your focus on the actual religion

[naruto04]

Actually, it doesn't bother me. I don't like to dwell in the past. To me, you can either learn and grow from it or you can feel sorry for yourself and wish you could change it, which doesn't get you anywhere.

I don't see the western countries treating muslim women badly all that much. Yeah, you have your bigots, but then you have your people who aren't so closed-minded. I see culture getting in the way, which is making Islam look bad. I don't hate the western world. I hate the ones who run it.

[nicolaback]

im a muslim living in britain , and i hate it here because of this silly materialistic world i can't stand it but i don't hate the ppl themselves they are just victims of this system that brainwashed them to be like this

[fatmanwithcake]

go back to iraq and bomb shit there you life-wasted fuck!

[nicolaback]

what's your problem fatman? running outta cake?

[dulecutter]

You're calling us brainwashed?

Words fail me.

[nicolaback]

ofcourse they fail you , you only know what you 've been told i recommend you to watch The arrivals series it's here on you tube it's not all true but it's an eye opener

peace

[dulecutter]

You have yourself a Merry Christmas now!

[EchelonWeb]

@nicolaback Let me tell you, walking around the street of Birmingham i see some muslim ladies, dressed from head to toe in Black- you can only see their eyes....Now in my view, if we are going to use the brainwash this is a more appropriate use of it- to us it is menacing, rude and demeaning- However it is obviously accepted in your culture, When you travel to another country you must accept they have different culture and value different objects, whether or not they appeal to you. peace

[Whatishappy]

@EchelonWeb What exactly is your point?

[Babssssssss]

The women’s clothing you found “menacing, rude, & demeaning”

was wearing clothing that is traditional to her CULTURE. . In Islam is to respect God’s wishes

that women show modestly in public. This idea is not foreign

in Christianity & it can be taken to an extreme level (nuns for example) but

she is not wearing it to piss you off or feels oppressed & I

hope you don’t feel that way.

Think of it as the total opposite of a very slutty women.

[blueeagleTFL]

@Babssssssss Opposite of a SLUT!! hahahahaha Im gonna use that one...

Another saying i heard was:

You have two sweets, one of these treats is still in the wrapper and one isn't. Both sweets fall on the floor, which sweetie would you choose to eat?

Anything God makes precious, God also made it hard to find!!

[naruto04]

I am an American and proud, actually.

[naruto04]

@Bangandurded inbred retard

[naruto04]

please don't produce. There are enough stupid people in the world.

[naruto04]

It is part of our religion to cover from head to toe. It is just optional to cover your face. I am a muslim woman convert, so I know what it says in the Qur'an. A woman covers because she is beautiful and should not show it to the public. SO many women exploit themselves and you call it "express" themselves. I can "express" myself without being half naked.

It is so funny how you say muslim women suffer from domestic violence when it is most common among american men. They aren't muslim or arab.

[kecu0]

Oh, wow, you can actually SEE her face...then again, she should, seeing as she's in England ¬¬

[naruto04]

you're an idiot and know nothing about Islam. She doesn't have to cover her face when it comes to Islam. It is CHOICE!!

[Murjoe16]

Lol

[TheSantangeloo]

durkah!

[noize101]

durkah! durkah! durkah!

[32docholiday]

hahahahahaa this is jokes!!

[muhammed2012]

LmaoO ..

[Dv3k]

Hahha :D

[ateeqsalik]

lol go on fergiiii laddddd

[shanaz3]

im sure hes from my uni??

[Aloneincrowd2]

what UNiversity ?

[HuRomaHu]

Hahahhaahahahha!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

OMMGGG!!!

THIS TOOOO FUUNNYY!!

hhahhahhah!!

nycc job brothers! n sister!!!

hahahah!

Salam