How To Give a Speech Without Saying Anything

[Sewblon]

You forgot the Rick Santorum gambit. Which is, just keep stuttering until no one cares what you are saying.

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

cutest kids ever!

[AMRiYcad]

Somebody would probably get my vote for ADMITTING their anti-SOMETHING. America is currently run by cowards. _*_

[thechangingcolors]

cute

[MegaMultiBoBo]

Step 1: Bring a cute dog

[TheRealKingMJ]

this is a useless video.... this is what we go to school to learn :P

[PurplexGreenxx]

"Anti-" isn't a waord. It's a Prefix.

[danerdrew]

IS IT IRONIC THERE IS A OBAMA ADD IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER ????

[videomakingstudio]

thumbs up if you pause the video and look for the highest rated comment

[RawrDinoKy]

A professional speech writer?! FUCK THIS SHIT O:<

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

step 1: google traslate. THE END

[Jediknight846]

1:55, do you think you can make ANYBODY forget what you were suppose to be answering?!?

[Mukipzrule]

wonder if that president trump dude on top of the other videos is gonna say anything in his speech

[nalamix]

OR.... YOU COULD JUST GIVE THE DANG SPEECH!!!! GOSH!

[exibitions]

The hilarious part is that the girl missing her teeth would be a better president than obama.

[AllTechAl]

that girl is so cute

[orangegold1]

1:43 So when people say they are pro-abortion they are really just substituting anti-life??? I know which side I'm on now!

[theupperdec]

this sounds like harper he does all of this the whole time he's been in office and no one likes it

[aidinson]

replay button 0:00

[NBKGhostt]

aww i forgot to buy a professional speechwriter!

[2011jatt]

fake and gay

[M4napalm]

...so this about sums up every goddamn politician

[thekingofkings2012]

How to give a speech without saying anything,Don't say anything problem solved.

[Wiizl]

And what if some someone at the end of your speech says "ok, and now repeat that without all that bullshit"? :DD

[hazahaxa]

@Wiizl You laugh and say "Fuck you."

[ziviite11]

Great!This should work...I'll go call my Profeesonial Speechwriter,just too bad I don't have one!

Really Howcast,really?

[KeatonIsFTW]

I bring a bottle of water and take lots of time drinking it and opening/closing it when I'm giving a speech or presentation. It buys you a lot of time to think

[FreakinAwesomeVideos]

Let me just get my professional speech writer out...

Oh wait.

[rubikscuber927]

I find the "Repeal Obama" ad beside this video quite humorous.

[michigander47]

of course the black kid was "exercising poor judgment"

[Ryoichiwatanabe]

@michigander47 hahahah

[Finalfantasyfreakout]

A speech technically means you have to SPEAK!

[XOXtommyvoXOX]

the little girl is cute

[AlexaLuvs]

they forgot the part where you randomly add that 911 was bad and babies are cute

[SuperPhoenix5]

1) talk like this : heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll­lllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo­oo

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­rrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyooooo­oooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

optional : ask to the toilet every 20 seconds .

[avatarfanclubful]

cute dog

[EIPtuningR32]

just because iam stubborn i will keep reloading the page until the advertisement goes away

[gundam0285]

they said something -.- ; didnt they say how to give a speech without saying ANYTHING? they didnt write how to give a speech without saying much >_>

[kelseybug924]

@xCelcius451x Where???? I LURVE that book, BTW. Especially the parts with the teacher and that guy and spiced peaches.

[xCelsius451x]

Its Zero from Holes!

[xDeviousProductionsx]

This is basically a helpful guide for dumbasses. This is why the U.S. is so fucked up

[chobe156]

this is how to hustle

[chobe156]

telemundo ad?

[ilovejacklondon]

teaching future presidents how to promise nothing at all ,thanks howcast

[humorrik]

0:57 :O

[heavenlou]

Barb Higgins And George W. Bush Love This Video

[4kidzproductions]

My Math teacher does this because he has no idea what the hell he is teaching.

[NaomiXXXMiss]

@4kidzproductions Hey, We have the same math teacher :D Well, maybe not, but mine doesn't know what he is teaching :D

[sonne2]

well we do say something in this video

[raxcax]

cute

[11dogsrule11]

wtf speechwriter? whaddya think we r? RICH PPL?

[N45HcH]

so everything the black boy does is wrong and everything the girl does is right?

[hancuffs]

lol they give an arousing speech?!

[Papadoc1000]

Every Obama answer - "Look, let me be clear. We have and what I've always said is that the most important thing that I think we can all agree on is that we must first focus on what I think is the most important thing. And that is that we must first come together as Americans on the basic issues that each one of us hold to be true. And if that doesn't happen, then we aren't doing the people's business. And it's all George Bush's fault. Does that answer your question?

[Wawtable]

this saved my ass like a thousand times

[3Nekox]

I bet all the politicals watched this video. :

[lemoncouch1]

WE got hilary n' obama!

[Sillythingable]

Why does everyone keep bringing up Obama when EVERY president for the past couple of decades have done it

[LegoFanatic1377]

Saying Nothing is "..."

Sound Bites Aren't Nothing. Saying things Aren't "..."

[trymesucker]

Lol, You said you didn't Say ANYTHING. NOT ANYTHING means nothing :) and blah d - d blah is something ya know...

[zczaldy]

@trymesucker You've got my vote Sir. Spoken like a seasoned politician.

[lilguy49]

at 1:21 I'm preeeeeeeeeeety sure that was a nazi march

[pengeneral]

yeah i'm pointin' at zee ceilin'! so how come no one's votin' for me?

[MrHoatzin]

I love it!

[noex100]

Professional speechwriter... Obama is at the bottom of that list. ESPCIALLY after lip synching to his own tape-recorded speech!

[nukeboy14]

mini obama

[brutaka359]

This video didn' say anything...

[lifeisbeautifullove]

I tried this for a speech I had to do in school... I failed :[ thanks alot Howcast..

[gruosd]

how many people will become president that will watch this

[easyrsguide]

how the hell do u give a speech

is it a present to give for a birthday

[videogamenostalgia]

So apparently Obama watches Howcast...

[sheiks65]

what i do is randomly and repetivly say blah

[chickennuggetmobile]

Point at imaginary friends?

"Yes, you! Timmy!"

-Silence-

"Haha, I agree! We SHOULD kill the dinosaurs! But more on that later!"

[nukeboy14]

@chickennuggetmobile lol you just made my day

[strandedtxgirly]

Oh my gosh I read that George Orwell essay. The extent to which I fee like a knowledge whore at this very moment of which we are all experiencing is, dare I say it, unmeasurable in the greatest sense.

[notinsomniac]

that girl is sooo cuteee, i wanna steal her :D

[wtfjaftw]

i love how ron paul has never any of done this

[TheKnightwing1197]

this is too dificult all you do is try to sound smart and make your discussion sound deep, for example: "I promote further explanatory information about the hard-working unique culture of the prolonged endeavor for the extendable production of well constructed cardboard boxes"

that right there will make you qualify for the scientific community's apraisal for your prolonged speaches on matters of not-so-serious subjects

[nukeboy14]

damn that George Orwell can't be more true

[zodiacdragoon]

Actually, all you need is a whole lot of BS.

Just ask your neighborhood college student. They have plenty of experience here.

[Tattas999]

For the lazy ass in all of us.

[LGURRoD]

hehehe is obama and hillary!

[TheColynSlayer]

@LGURRoD perhaps their kids

[Gegeratsu]

if you don't speak, then its not a speech!

[Hykarugi]

we need money,

If you want love - money do it for you, in our times...

[zaxops1]

Keep rephrasing your delight and eagerness until people forget what the hell you were supposed to be answering. That suprised me

[burningflurber]

How about... Eatin' da poo poo?

[omfgjeremy0]

.....Or what you could have done is recorded your pre-practiced speech using I Am T-Pain app from the previous night and play it during your speech the very next day.

[frankystein12]

A solidity to pure wind, best explanation for speeches without content ever.

[acornhead50]

i bet this video was the reason bush was elected president

[gamefreek24the2d]

@acornhead50 You spelled Obama wrong.

[franczyk94]

@acornhead50 i like your comment but you misspelled obama

[tomintroy]

@acornhead50 Seriously? So you bought that hope and change thing LOLOLOLOL

[brob444]

check out my channel to find out how to find the hole.

[doggyf411]

lol VAMPIRE!!

[09tranm]

This video I'm sorry to say is Bogus. They titled it wrong. I mean I thought it was How to give a speech without saying ANYTHING!!! Meaning a mute giving a speech not a speech saying little.

They should rename this how to give a speech without saying MUCH not ANYTHING!!!!

[bnz500]

retard

[Aran234]

¿ʞo ǝqıɹɔsqns puɐ ǝʇɐɹ oʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ɥɐǝʎ ɥo

¡uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ uo pıʌ ɐ uo ןǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ʞɔǝɥɔ

[11dogsrule11]

@Aran234 that is so old.

[ifurkend]

"You're not 'anti' anything. Such an ugly word." I really love this line XDDDDDDD

[123jonnydark]

um how am i going to afford a profestional speech wirter when im in grade 8????

[pokerfacex101]

Lol sounds familiar!

[ShiZy95]

cute kids ^^

[felnaris]

lolol well said.

Classic example, Hitler. Feel! Don't think.

[TheRitual24]

hi, i'm the president of the united states.

this video sincerely helped in my running of my presidency campaign.

-.-

[candygrl36]

What the heck?!?! I thought this was about giving a speech for school or a victory speech or something,but instead I got some President Running thing that I doubt anyone would ever use.

[samyroo12]

i bet the girl wants 2 front teeth for christmas

[koolinsoos]

but she is still cute

[SuperAiden101]

@samyroo12 aw leave the girl alown

[helpmeimconfused]

@samyroo12 haha

[TheSlavedBoreChris]

@samyroo12 LOL

[bests4ng]

@samyroo12

or a flipper, maybe? :D

[CAZZERNERY]

@samyroo12 Nah. she wants her 5 front teeth

[pikabuster]

Hey!

Guess what Obama is talking about!...

Running this country into the ground with bills we don't need and money overspent!

[JaredErHOT]

@pikabuster Are you an idiot?

[pikabuster]

@JaredErHOT are you? Check the math...

Obama is making a health care package for a few million people in the US.

This health care plan is cheaper, and it's using the same benifits and such as people that already have health insurance.

Add those together, Einstein.

[broudwauy]

1. You can't say this unless you talk about what Bush did over the past 8 years who got us INTO this recession, and 2. Please don't turn this video's comments into a political debate.

[soccom8341576]

and making poor speeches that some Americans love to listen to.

[roorooroo368]

omg! that little girl is adorible!!

[SailorBJupiter]

u should read some of the stuff people wrote on Obama at the hall of presidents in Disney.They are very interesting.

[SailorBJupiter]

I gotta write that down.

[owl2366]

annoying ass voice i wish she would just not talk

[killman369547]

i hate liberals

[anythingnew]

This is sad....

[brandonfilms]

thats what obama does every day thats why everyone loves him lol

[zczaldy]

@brandonfilms Let's be totaly honest, all of them do this, all the time, both sides of the Isle. Why do people always fall for their snake oil/song and dance? Desperate hope.

[BrownieLee10]

@brandonfilms  why yes, saddam hussein (obama), DID watch this!!

[Nezzytheawesome]

@brandonfilms

Or just politicians in general...

[alejosec]

i hate that girl

[mariem179]

that's funny n sooo true where i come from!

[NewYorker41696]

George Orwell!! woot!! 1984 ^.^

[cccplt]

lol im reading that book for school

[witchyvampiregirl]

the little girl looks so familiar somehow...

[nzuog]

connie, brit got talent...?

[witchyvampiregirl]

oh, yeah, you're right :] thanks

[TheBrownBarbie]

Now where do I get a professional speech writer?

[JonnyB16902]

The professional speech writer store

[malekeh]

LOOL

[amusliu13]

i thought this video meant without talking

[insanelygreatproduct]

lol me too

[Picaq2]

This is satire

[nobodycares456]

Those children are adorable!

[theology250]

Nobody cares...

[nobodycares456]

If you don't care, why did you waste time replying to my comment?

[justthereIguess]

how did two six year olds get a professional writer?

[xolexiskyexo]

i love how the little girl has no front teeth.

if anyone has video ideas, please contact me:]

[KaiForce]

the narator of this video sounds like she would be a major bitch in real life, but thats just me lol

[MechInvent]

obama must have seen this haha

[theology250]

Great comment =D

[sero78744]

The kids r soooooooooooo adorable!

[chikeziebabe]

how the hell do you find a pro speechwriter?!

[flag4eva]

LOL, the language of Diplomats!

[amoxtlacatl]

HAHAHAHAH!

Oh so true.

[emmanuelo516]

sounds like that family guy episode where lois ran for mayor

[thienly]

hahaha point at imaginary friends...

[humphriedboswell]

Obama is pretty good at this.

[vincentjr1988]

So is Sarah Palin!

Good Vid though

[vRaZ1el]

sarah palin isnt good at anything outside the bedroom.

[reaper151515]

lol

[nbakell]

you forget the kitchen, duh

[reaper151515]

yea lol

[mjcullen108]

hahahahahahah :D

good one

[haal001]

you guys are cracking me up.

[scj16]

cute kids and soo true.

[leanonme1]

LMAO THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY GRAMPA SAYS TO DO

"ech hem... thats a good question im glad you asked that ech hem umm..."

[fimmelgrl]

i love this video. its adorable and informative!

[PrincessKahara]

I think this just might come in handy :D

[popout886]

omg,,,that little girl is so cute

that looks just like Connie Talbot!!!

XD

[supermanxevan]

cool dog =)

[Scorpi0]

Cool, you have a great channel xD

[ballg]

omg, now my friends are going to know how i won class elections.

[DarthVega7]

The Democrats have this down pact! They have no substance, only words and feel-good phrases.

[char4ever]

they are so cute. lol

[LsMoonlight12345]

ya :) lol too true!!

[pinkxvenom]

the girl and the dog are soo adorable!!! ^-^

[Wikipunani]

Dude! Now I know where Obama got his drivel from! King of the empty suits lawlz

[bLaSsSlAyEr]

this video is very good example of the topic. THEY ARE GIVING THE VIDEO WITHOUT REALLY SAYING ANYTHING USEFUL. GOOD DELAYING TATICS!

[imusbnutz]

LOL! Funny but so true. And young Hillary is just too cute. Perhaps the duplicitous nature of political dialog is a "necessary evil." Should we fault politicians for telling us exactly what we want to hear? I imagine the task of convincing Americans to act is some unified manner must be akin to trying to herd frogs.