NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man

[MrRC900]

Im gonna pump your maw!

[LeeMackenzie95]

Aye we are the best

[tnick777]

He looks so healthy.

[wh0repolice]

is it bad I find this really sexy omfg

[insanity0c]

That's a pretty nice spliff :D

[MrMentelman]

FUCK THE ENGLISH SCOTTISH R THE BEST BITCH

[Funqh]

745 English People have been here !

[mcwinker]

???????

[mcwinker]

Is that Buck fast

[ryzza2k12]

@mcwinker yea can u not read m8

[stickman4EVA]

Why the hell isn't this the Scottish National Anthem?

[IcammyboyI]

@stickman4EVA :L it should be as a Scotsman i saw we change it to this 

[rewind12354]

@stickman4EVA Ha Ha.

[herbaholic18]

hahahah in all fairnesss black white yellow brittish scottish or what this is fucking funny hahah and the lyrics are pretty well done

[cheeseymenolikey]

oh dear god. what is this 

[GemmaKilledTheBatman]

Oh yeah, I feel it's necessary to say, not all scottish folk talk like that.

[GemmaKilledTheBatman]

Does no one realise this is a joke? Fucking hell :L

[elliel151]

OMG this is amence love it this will go doon in history funniest hing ever <3 <3 <3

these days every1 jst acts oot tht whole video soo funny love it <3 <3 xxxxx

[HaHaHamHammer]

What's 'eckies'?

[Foyger1888]

@HaHaHamHammer ecstasy

[GemmaKilledTheBatman]

@HaHaHamHammer Ecstacy

[kayhunter93]

@HaHaHamHammer ecstasy

[unclefoulkes]

sound as fuck haha

[charlie19812007]

@illuminatichild666 it's doesn't really make a difference if you like Scottish people or not. I doubt anybody here gives a fuck about the opinions of a devil worshipping conspiracy theory believing bellend......oh aye, a pumped yer maw last night tae, the dirty bitch.

[JamieMonsterXD]

Understood the whole song... CUZ IM SCOTTISH!!

[alex2green]

@JamieMonsterXD

Aww, I'm so jealous! You can understand my feeling by watchin this: ?v=J72d1Bzf22A

Russian neds kick ass too!

[herclegirl]

Translate:

Here you, What? Are you getting on with my chick? No. Why not! Are you trying to say she is ugly or something?!

Here you, your mums hanging out the back of your gran like yay!

Im going to .... your mum.

Here you, that will be right. I hear you tried to steal my stash (alcohol) last night.

Here you, whats the deal?! your a little idiot your jaw is getting ripped.

Thats some of it, from a Scottish person :L

[herclegirl]

Ya wee people how arennae scottish probs widdny understand a word :L

[hefestos002]

I need subtitles...

[ClaudeHuggins]

He's speaking english?

took me until 1 minutes in to realize

[hjastroi]

he doesn't sound aussie to me, are you sure he's australian? that's the sydney opera house at 0:34 right?

[WeeSpartan]

@hjastroi naw it isny ya fanny!

[Bigglez81]

@hjastroi LOL. No. He's glaswegion 

[hjastroi]

@Bigglez81 why's he in sydney then?

[Bigglez81]

@hjastroi He's in Glasgow...

[hjastroi]

@Bigglez81 thats the fucking sydney opera house you idiot

[COZiSAiDSOOO]

@hjastroi no it isnt! its the building beside the SECC in glasgow, its called the Armadillo..

[Bigglez81]

@hjastroi Its the fucking SECC/Armadillo. So dont give me your shite fanny balls. I live in this city.

[MrWeealex]

@hjastroi sydney is alot sunnier than glasgow and what aussie speaks like that ya nugget

[rewind12354]

@hjastroi Sydney lol.

[IcammyboyI]

@hjastroi what aussie speaks like aht :S :L

[kayhunter93]

@hjastroi nope. SECC in glasgow - he's speaking with a REALLY thick glasweigan accent :)

[TYDiMaria]

Very hard to understand, this isn't a Glasgow accent, is it?

[DuckslayerCFC]

@TYDiMaria It's an exaggerated glasgow accent, i'm from glasgow and I can't understand half the shit he says.

[rainbowsoapbars]

Even though about 90% of this is incomprehensible slang, one thing is clear: Scotland has finally presented their answer to rap.

[maxerd2]

I'm on the weird part of scotland again.

[OMGcocopopz]

Legend!!!

[DFC4EVA]

this guys a fuckin legend man its ashame the english cunts that watch this canna understand him haha, fuckin wee daftys haaha

[Jamezzz99]

Its Funny How The British Monarchy are 62% Scottish 21% German and only 17% English , Thank you James VI Of Scots / James I of England.

F@*! England.

[Jamezzz99]

Im gonna Bomp your Mawwwww !

[iJoe1888x]

@Jamezzz99 Nobody gives a fuck about Monarchy

[DuckslayerCFC]

@Jamezzz99 bomp?

[abzthemissy]

hes so terrible that i cringe with laughter:')

[TrollWhut]

social realism in its rawest form

[iiSPARKx]

neds in HD are even mere scarier.

[DaKingNeman]

Ahaha I saw it one year ago, and still love this video. The guy is fucking crazy ahahaha

[223kodi]

I u r right he is scotish case I live next to him so there

[amymonaghanx]

He's not English lol.. Scottish actually!

[cameron9706]

Lol at the retard english people that think he's a real ned, he's an actor ya daftys!

[MrLoserville95]

Typical ned if you ask me...

[TheParkour97]

This jaw ripping fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

[s14242]

magic vid typical ned that stabs some innocent guy or girl cause they cant fight drugged up and full of bravado been there seen it done it respect ..... prisons are full of them ..........doh

[sompret]

Alright, I guess this is the limit where I can understand Scots.

[Weedavie98]

ye dae relise that this is acted and remixed, just taking the pish out of neds haha

[LeonTheBoss100]

U wur at my skool eh day big mann

[FuckThis1344]

only in scotland...

[misfitstattoo]

Look at the guy with the headphones at 0:55 looking disapprovingly.

[REDWRA1TH]

hahaha thats a jaw ripper ;)

[CG0xiTropicaL]

Scottish and proud

GLASGOW 1

[TheGapo123]

where is wee man ???

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Manky records :L

[OMGHackerOMG]

Ohhhh I love being fuckin scottish

[ghaliboy]

Im gonna rip yer jaawwwwwwwww

Seriously can someone translate the first verse....

[Minecraft4TehWinz]

AM SCOTISH AN PROOD

[blitzarium]

@Minecraft4TehWinz I am * not am...

[scottstewarttv]

follow @scottstewart92 .. scottish rap .. film/shows updates

[e098brennan]

SCOTISH AN PROUDDDDDDDDDDD :)

[IzOwWeScoreZem]

I dint' hear a word you say.. HIBIDEEHOOBLAH

[holidaymad]

@IlluminatiChild666 - SCOTTISH PEOPLE FTW !

[stfugtfofgt]

LOL Job centre.

[MisterM2402]

@IlluminatiChild666

"Don't giez any yer, don't giez any yer, don't giez any yer SHITE!"

You're an obvious troll, and I don't really wanna get involved, but that's just an appropriate lyric.

[laurat0303]

Aye fuck you england, AM GONAE RIP YER JAW

[scooby172]

The scottish have the worst english ever. It is soo hard to understand. *if he is even speaking english cause I heard like 3 words. lol*

[DezKOdYa]

@scooby172 wheesht ya dafty. that's why we do it. like code anat eh?xD

[vuurwerkvoorlive]

lol? is dit a joke?

[vuurwerkvoorlive]

lol?

[radports]

The English may have held the Scottish people down and fucked them for centuries, but the Scottish people will hold down and fuck the English language forever.

[MrDizer10]

@radports Yup although Scottish people and Canadians say out and house the same way :)

[CharlotteWreakHavoc]

@radports yer fae canada, so, shut it.

[ONLYUSEmePENUS]

fuckin quualiteee

[TehDuckGaming]

thumbs up if pvhax neds kru brought you here :coolf:

[iAMGoldiee]

@TehDuckGaming im bracey :') this is glesgas finnest btw ;)

[FSWAN97]

I sense a collaboration with dj badboy soon....

[NothingButJack]

state ae this cunt



[WeeTayler]

@NothingButJack state ae you !

[pimp1875]

Bolt ya nugget good video go on wee man looool

[padraigomuireagain]

Fumz up if uur lissenin to dis in 2011!!!!11

[therealtonybecks]

Rofl

[mancbatterer]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[JoelMatton]

Imo people from Scotland should be proud of having what's arguably the most unique and different from all the dialects of the English language. It makes me sad when I see people say things like "I swear nobody talks like that!" as if they're ashamed, people should be proud of your accent and speak them broadly! btw I'm not Scottish, I just like accents.

[IlluminatiChild666]

I hate scottish people...

[MrJackiebhoy]

@IlluminatiChild666 shut up im fa scotland where you crappy or sutton man[if ur scottish like this comment]

[IlluminatiChild666]

@MrJackiebhoy Dude, shut the fuck up.

[MrJackiebhoy]

@IlluminatiChild666 a pumped ur maw mate

[IlluminatiChild666]

@MrJackiebhoy what the hell is that supossed to even mean?

[FergTheTube]

@IlluminatiChild666 I hate people like you! You seriously think everyone is like this in Scotland? Shut it, yi narrow minded english cunt.

[HybridSpaceMonkey]

@IlluminatiChild666

watch?v=s-aaUFbi6u4

You're welcome.

[mongooselogo]

@IlluminatiChild666 sorrry but who are u too say u hate scottish people ,people say its wrong too make fun of a black person or make fun off a race how is this different ??

[IlluminatiChild666]

@mongooselogo I just really fucking hate scottish people..

[kitkatkristy33]

@IlluminatiChild666 Wow, thanks c: Greatly appreciated that you hate us for no reason.

[IlluminatiChild666]

@kitkatkristy33 it's the way you talk and you all have small penises.

[kitkatkristy33]

@IlluminatiChild666 I have a small penis because I'm Scottish? I think you should get your facts right before calling me a male. I'm female smart arse. Also there's nothing wrong with the way we talk, I talk nothing like the guy in this video and I'm from Glasgow. So, ahem. GET IT UP YE.

[IlluminatiChild666]

@kitkatkristy33 Speak english!

It's not "arse" it's ASS. You dumb slag, suck my balls.

[nazgar321]

@IlluminatiChild666 lol it's actually spelt arse. Soooo GTFO?

[kitkatkristy33]

@IlluminatiChild666 Arse is English you dumb fuck. And I'm a virgin, how can I be a slag? You're not very good at this are you?

[IlluminatiChild666]

@kitkatkristy33 Nope.

Are we done now?

[kitkatkristy33]

@IlluminatiChild666 Mmhm, just making sure that you know you obviously don't have a clue about much.

[GlasgowGangster1]

@IlluminatiChild666 <--- I pumped yer maw last night!!

[MrDizer10]

@IlluminatiChild666 Well I still like you!

[ONLYUSEmePENUS]

@IlluminatiChild666 sais the person that has goths and nazi's on there channel

[rb1003]

Proud, very proud to be Scottish...

[SkyeRawriees]

Does he have a Glasgow Smile? O.O

[HateIsOverRated]

hey, this is what its like where i live. i love how scotland is the best place on earth♥

[AmandaPanda910]

im scottish and its amazing i understand it aue

[MrYellowman1]

P  C P

[The3BlackPearl]

lolz i dont get everything but still funny

[rb1003]

@The3BlackPearl Where are you from? haha

[The3BlackPearl]

@rb1003 Netherlands lolz

[Emmagaylee]

if this gives people the impression we're all like that I may just have to kill maself :L haha but it's hilarious cause the wee bammy neds are like that XD

[illiteratellipsis]

Ffs, I'm only getting every other word. Gotta say it's weirdly catchy, though.

[TheBinkeh]

awh, he's so funneh:')! well proud ah can understand his shite<3!

[SAMMbeano123]

only scottish can under stand this proud to be scottish

[1Redhaze1]

@SAMMbeano123 ken ayyee

[Missluv2cook]

@xxshawnee3xx why are you slagging scotland? He's taking the mick out of the chavs,were not all like that,england have chavs but it doesn't mean I hate england...stop hating and lighten up

[TheHotFucking]

dont geez aneya dont geez aneya shite. I fucked yer maw last niiiiiiiight lol

[JohnnyKnoxvilleX]

SAW HIM AT STEVE O ON SUNDAY, HE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[JakeF2008]

memories<3!

[borysopay]

gr8 make more u wee bas

[MegaRomo13]

OnLy ScOtS NoW WhAt HeS On BoUt!

[xxshawnee3xx]

@MegaRomo13 Well i'm not Scottish (thankfully) but i know what he's "on bout".

[camy808]

@xxshawnee3xx fuck you retard i'm gonna pump yer maw! :@

[xxshawnee3xx]

@camy808 I'm the retard? Which one of us here is using proper grammar? Not you!

[XcGJamesFFXIII]

@xxshawnee3xx *facepalm*

you do realize he was kidding...

[MegaRomo13]

@xxshawnee3xx You slag of scotland and ill come and slash your mah

[xxshawnee3xx]

@MegaRomo13 I'll say whatever i want. I don't like Scotland it's chavy and when I've been there the people haven't been very nice. Good luck finding my Mum or me since you don't know where i live :)

[TheBinkeh]

@xxshawnee3xx haw mayte, whos to say everyone ae us are fucking chavs? chavs are munters... you don't accociate with aw em, only the sound waans. so up your whole. oh and btw... ah pumped yer maw last nite.(:

[xxshawnee3xx]

@TheBinkeh You type like a chav and look like a "munter" you lesbian.

[TheBinkeh]

@xxshawnee3xx okay... 1: I'm not a chav. I get accused actually of being ''emo''. 2: How do you know if i look like a munter? I have no video's up, and my picture is hardly visible. 3: I'm NOT a lesbian. And if I were, what would that have to do with you?. That's what i thought. Oh and also; my vocabulary skills are quite high, for your information.

[BlueFire573]

@xxshawnee3xx oh so chavy, clearly an english mong. an alsaaae, he dusna type like a "chav" whatever the hell that even is, just typin in scots... not that you'd even know we dinny aa spik da queens english

[xxshawnee3xx]

@BlueFire573 I'm not English and the queen can go f**k herself the lazy bitch. So just shows you don't know much :) 

[BlueFire573]

@xxshawnee3xx good we agree on sumin :D

[Doppelganger100]

@MegaRomo13 LMAO!

[AmandaPanda910]

@MegaRomo13 shut up at least hell dae somint aboot imsel

[sharmrock1]

for anyone tht doesent know, this is what some parts of glasgow are like

[sharmrock1]

amasin lol

[music4evaer11]

Wit ye dain ya mad Fanny.......:L

[laughinbudda01]

HHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHaH fuck sake

[ExperTUnit]

to thing how much elder park has changed

[bribramley]

he has a ripped jaw he is marked a dick head

[223kodi]

Hehee funny(am gonnay rip yer jaaaw)

[BasicallytoBasics]

In America we call this 'white trash'. But in Scotland, it's 'a well-mannered person'.

[churd243]

@BasicallytoBasics if you cant see this is a piss take, then you are an idiot.

[BasicallytoBasics]

@churd243 P.I Staker... Oh piss taker, c'mon!

- Hot Fuzz

[churd243]

@BasicallytoBasics wtf?

[BasicallytoBasics]

@churd243 It's a great film. I recommend it for all ages.

[churd243]

@BasicallytoBasics well, i might look it up then!

[BasicallytoBasics]

@churd243 I pumped your maw last niiight!

[MissAmyLeigh15]

hahaha i must say i luvv ma country ahha SCOTLAND ''im gonnae pump yer maw'' xx<3

[PCGotGames]

IM GONNA RIP YOUR JAWWW

[lollz907]

imm gonne rip ur JAWWWW here u tht will be ryt here u tht will be ryt ahhh u just got tonluv us wee scotties

[DaisyDogBLURAY]

@lollz907 Oh ney dinne!

[lollz907]

@DaisyDogBLURAY whit

[RUSTYMCSTABSTAB]

Coming to a job-centre near you....

[MrNessy811]

mon the glesga young teams fuck yer english chavs

[KGxRFC]

Tune of a million childhoods !

[Syuss4]

The ned's here are exactly like that, it's irritating.

[deathpooper]

or is it chav?

[deathpooper]

LMFAO scottish wigger.