Top 10 Worst Excuses for Sneaking in Late

[Melleryeller987]

Osama wasnt going to kill himself, AMERICA!!!

[TheYx12]

haha



[jeffreyvdlaar]

kanker hoer

[ziconoah]

@jeffreyvdlaar wierd some people like to say something like that...

[KittoyCat]

Playing with my brother's ba

[epicxrebornXD]

is it me or did that guy look a little like the guy from hangover???

[andartarius]

fuking bad



[MegaJonasfever]

This is so funny.He reminds me of Jack Black.

[merlinfannumber1]

not literally like frothing at the mouth i mean like a OMFG WHAT THE FRICKING HELL...etc etc

[merlinfannumber1]

i used the ball playing 1 when i got home late from my collage graduation party and my mum had a fit!!!

[MrBeerpongman]

Posted on my birthday yayyyyy💩🚀💣👄🎁📱🚕🇩🇪✈👍🔞™

[chedoodle]

Yah as if that guy could get a girlfriend. I'm not normally this much of a douche but something about that guy pisses me off...

[OrangeOrangeOrange5]

@chedoodle he doesn't shave? sometimes that gets people mad.

[Randomsauce77]

@chedoodle Shut up.

[traviangeek100]

@chedoodle yeah,you don`t even know him. There`s nothing wrong with him.

[eliasroosable]

I used #2 once because I missed a date and she got pissed.

[goldpawj4]

after me and my friends snuck in late our excuse was that we were at the playground shooting parkour videos

[mgrobis]

Is that the Lost transition sound? haha

[morganlol3]

NICE!



[DiannaColfer]

i said number 7 when i walked in to class late

yeah, im suspended...

so is my teacher...

[heeyyyyiTzMIRA]

Nasty conceeded bitch

[heeyyyyiTzMIRA]

On that video u made for how to make yourself look ugly u sound like an

[elimag99]

@GeneticallySuperior1 im sure you arent any lara stone either

[GeneticallySuperior1]

The ditsy broad that does the " how to trick people " video, FYI- your not as hot as you think, in fact I'd give you a 4... Get a makeover.

[1GoldRunner]

Excuse number 1 would TOTALLY be me but I would use it when my parents catch me. :P

[lVleqi]

pause at 1:22

[coolmafiaboy]

••• aмerιca ѕυcĸ мy dιcĸ •••

[Koffikidd15]

@coolmafiaboy You said it wrong. It's "Suck My American Dick".

[coolmafiaboy]

@Koffikidd15 u ruin everything for ur own good.

u americans like a insect that feed on other ppl.

federal reserve print paper money(no shit amount of gold)= get free oil= live with that big sarcasm smile.

u seriously proud to be american? haha u such fools,

although if ur a good american=open minded, know the truth& wanna change things for good, inventor,scientist defend animal rights,

wanna free occupied ares, no racism...& & & ...u get the idea?

[Koffikidd15]

@coolmafiaboy lol dude lighten up. I'm just joking around. You insult, I insult. Nothing to be taken to heart bro.

[Koffikidd15]

@coolmafiaboy By the way... ALOT of countries have paper money.. btw, every country has issues of their own. America has them, China has them, England has them, South Africa has them, Egypt has them.. We all have some kind of corruption on one side and poverty on the other. So don't just bash one country. Bash the world.

[hailzjable]

@coolmafiaboy whoa!!!! chillax im american and Im no such fool as u would call us. Idk where ur from, but us Americans do alot of good things! And if u say we need to be open minded then well as my mom would say 'sweep around your own door first before you comment on someone elses' meaning if u want us to be open minded then okay, but you also have to take in consideration that not all Americans are the same. But most of us work our asses off to feed our families and to raise our kids right!

[TicklesDelight]

Omg, #3 is the best one xD

[megaronaldo4ever]

 more videos more videos more videos more videos more videos

[TheStoryTeller111]

Best line: "I'm not a homosexual."

[NYSK83RB0Y]

Lol :D

[TheCThomas80]

AMERICAAA!!



[gogoashtree]

@thegamingmoose it was a joke to play off your jackass comment and lol

[jmandabk224]

I mean playing ball...

[Icekilla1266]

Not funny..

[flirtybirdy69]

@Icekilla1266 then getthefuckout kid

[CptFalconFTW]

@Icekilla1266 You kill ice? You're a badass! Who also isnt funny! XD

[xXsmexxisweetheartXD]

hahaha thats gr8

[mrscpprincess]

Lol.  I love all of them!

[GvKc67]

Your penis...is dead to me. LOL.

[eliran2313]

that girl is hot!!

i wouldnt have cheated on her...

ok i would...

but she wouldnt know about it ><

[xxSirMrSkippyxx]

I said masturbating before I saw it

[116boi4life]

Okayy let's all make bad sex jokes!

[TheTanker723]

what happens when the chick sneaks in late

[winkyfacewinkyface]

That was fucking awesome. (:

[deederdude27]

That dude looks like Hurley 

[psedani1]

#2 is not a lie

[Mikiyasuno]

LOL!

[CharlayeMimi]

"In your sister I mean. At your sister's house."

"Playing with your brothers balls, I mean playing ball with your brother"xD

[tewkhold1128]

The First one was by far the best. #Thumbs Up :)

[PythagoreanTheoremGT]

@tewkhold1128 #THUMBSDOWN

[koreanpopaddict]

#2 was the best to me

[34kflores]

38 /40 second osama wasnt going to kill hemself ameria lol

[vicksk84118]

I WAS MASTERBATING... we never have sex like if tht was urfav part

[c1r2b33]

awesome

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

#2 isnt a bad excuse haha

[XItalianEgyptianX]

i feel like everyone one of those "DUNS" from clip to clip were kinda like saying "PWNED"

[chadypatty]

She can do so much better than him. Ew.

[XxSoulstealerxX231]

He sounds like Chris from family guy

[GoldenNeon99]

lol. click 7 repeatedly to hear a 5 yr old say SEX

[srfrutistafreez]

every # has something funny. lol

[TheGamingMoose]

why is that hotty going out with that hobo anyway

[TheTurbanat0r00]

@TheGamingMoose yeah seriously, that hobo chick definately doesn't deserve such a hot boyfriend

[TheGamingMoose]

@TheTurbanat0r00 have you got down syndrome

[AlSpazz]

lolol, 'your penis, is dead to me.'

[TANKVC]

6 fav

[divineawsomeness12]

he looks asian



[ewlgod]

press 7

[loveforeverinm]

your penis is dead to me. haha.

[Tupac786Jr]

whens another thing comin out?!? pretty piss taking

[henryslittleprincess]

Yeah # 2!!!!

[DoNaVaNq]

my fav video uploaded on my bday

[wicmac]

love the last face he made

[LyssaBay]

AMERICA!!!!!!

[ContwixtCody]

fluffe sent me, too.

And I'm kinda pissed off at him for it.

This wasn't funny.

[iknowsnothin]

she is pretty/

[stankevich101]

Hahahahahahahahhahaha

[chees2194]

hahaha oooooooooooooooooo i thoughht he was talkking to his mom

ahahahhahahaahhhahahhahah!

[kingmaddog2]

Cute girl xD

[Mikej1592]

lol

[LetsGetPhysical561]

If Seth Rogan and Jack Black Had a baby, that would be him ^

[1011kay]

this was so f**king funny

[HzizsVynryn]

0:41.. the look on his face was hilarious

[TLIMalcom]

@dragonicemage lol

[1AOR1]

wow until the end, I thought he was talking to his mam.

[CrushTurtles]

@flashdash524 tell her the one about u playing with her brothers balls lol my fav

[CF4LIf3]

He is one ugly motherfucker.

[gsi2006]

"in your sisters; i mean @ your sisters house" LMAO!!!!

[achiapet44]

the end was funny

[dustanater10]

thx you fluffe for this amazingness

[zikki4ever123]

Osama wasn't gonna kill himself. AMERICA!

By far my favorite!

[superawesom3]

Most of them arent excuses and some are just plain stupid, like you're actually going to say that?

[lloydbanks456]

hell yea

[lloydbanks456]

hell yea il say em

[SystemOmetsyS]

Osama wasn't going to kill himself. AMERICA!

My mum laughed her fucking ass off when he said that. XD

[CurtisAlfeld]

yes, except Osama died 9 days before this was published, and I doubt his fat legs could run fast enough without his hear exploding. That 1 has no chance of working.

[Danbar951]

@CurtisAlfeld It's called a joke...

[CanadianBangEH]

Its a alive and well to me (GASP)

[jedhead999]

press 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 there all dirty!

[bff32229]

@jedhead999

if you time it well, you get a complete dialouge

[dexneli]

keep pressing 0:38 lmfao!

[saria6742]

4 then 6= In your sister, I mean playing with your brother's balls.

[imysworld]

right, they went exaclty reasons where they, kinda disappointed

[pashun88]

It wasnt that funny at all.

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

I was grabbin a mag!

[TheElStepho]

how he got such a hot girlfriend?

[flyingsnowpig]

e_e

[CuteLittleBabyGirl]

lol I like 1,3 and 5

[Cody0Snow]

LOL i love the face he gives her when he walks in and then wen she looks at him at the end

[strykerz03]

yall have no taste in comedy

[strykerz03]

@strykerz03 that being the people who say this is lame and aint funny

[strykerz03]

Osama wasnt gonna kill him self... AMERICA!!!

[vafaneh]

very lame :s

[NeroKoso]

Well, title wasn't lying. That's for sure....

[MrMegaSwap]

Pretty lame

[r3ap3r10]

i lyk trains...

[Deadlywaterboy]

This wasn't remotely funny.

[DrJellydude]

This was retarded. At least the chick is hot.

[jyrzpyrz]

this wasnt funny at all

[AnimeAmour]

@xdrummer7418x Same with me :D

[G3org3Master]

Nah not funny.

[witch325bb]

Dont get the point of this video at all!!!!

[EveryDayHackerr]

Type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and hit enter

[JamesR3d]

Apparently his penis is dead to her.

[hhardeen]

that night one reported a young boy was murder for coming home late

[MetaRothSephKnight]

after that, she killed his penis.

[kougagirl2]

love the face after AMERICA!

[icanbelouder]

I would use #2

[maddecent08]

AHahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha­

[roory20]

These are more like insults...LAME insults.

[teotwin]

@thenightfirefly +1

[OnlineBrowserGames]

@skateme1 I am fat and i have a hot girl ;) IT IS ON!

[yazeed4]

MY PENIS IS DEAD TO ME ! ..

[JN01051993]

man... if she made my dick dead i would just take a look at her to revive it :D

[Capreeca]

like if you think it's crazy how HE cheated on HER.

[iJuice08]

His facial expressions are hillarious

[jeffhill1997]

osama wasnt going to kill himself AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

[oFoReNziK]

@jeffhill1997 lol fail copy the exact comment

[Immaculite]

well it's alive and well to me! LOL OSAMA!!!!!!! he is indeed alive and well.

[KuRsAbLe]

playing with your brothers balls I MEAN playing ball with your brother...

[Vilma19930626]

hilarious 

[Mysterey101]

"well it's alive and well to me" Epic comeback!

[Draci98000]

I heard a noise outside and went to investigate would cut it.

[techsta72]

some wernt really exuses, just righting her off

[Unknowntruth84]

"It's alive and well to me" Rofl

[ttycer8]

Like half of them were excuses. Haha. The title should be funny stuff to say when your caught sneaking in.

[SoulStatement]

number 2 would probably be one I would use

[RockXStarEvan]

3shade, you can do better o:

[PizzaLover503]

retarded but funny

[RideOrDie1427]

lol wow xP

[kaylamay12]

2+7

:D

[MetalCookieMusic]

@kaylamay12 nine!

[DramaFan543]

Lmao!

[killcybering2]

IM GONNA BE HONEST BUT...i wasn't cheating on you i was with my hommies getting high.

[masterman673]

lol

[jontapro]

press 9+7

your penis is+playing with your brothers balls

[jontapro]

@jontapro sorry 8+6



[tDude666]

@jontapro 8+4 "your penis is" "in your sister" ... just had to be said

[Implusic]

New 1# "Im Pregnant"

[LovelyLadyLo11]

Your penis is dead to me.

[JEFFYjackass]

damn i'd never cheat on her...she's GORGOUS

[ZaZ1230]

You shoulda said CANADA!

Hey does that guy have Rectal bowel odor? He could said i got an operation trying to get rid of the smell.

[frigtartsxp]

AMERICA!! lolol

[acmilanfan704]

PRESS 5 then 4

I HAD SEX IN UR SISTER

[acmilanfan704]

I WAS MASTURBATING!

[ZackXJ]

i love how the worst excuse is no excuse. lol