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[girlhitsbus]

"Fashion" photographer

[throwerfan22]

fire-breathing dragons.

[YouGotFranked]

1:45 Well looks like Tom Cruise was not always successful with ladies in the past.

[Loopisduner1234]

Jimmy Fallon has done a parody of this.

[jackhorkheimer]

"Hi mom."

[thebearclawjones]

"A nice bath, champagne and candles" = drugged, raped, dismembered and dumped.

[Planetaryy]

"I'm not having fun doing this."

that guy has a no-games attitude and doesn't fuck around. boss. as. bowser.

[butterflykickbiatch]

mullet mania

[PwnzorBob]

Hi I'm Fred.

[BigOMetaphor]

It was freakin' great! But I could only watch some of it before crawling into a fetal position from actually knowing people like this.

[craig6944]

Is 0:38 Tom Cruise???

[lilaussie1996]

thumbs up if you viewed this coz you wrote in mate on the search bar .

[Wermerg]

DEM MUSTACHES

[VailOfMist]

Ted Bundy?

[TheBrig012]

I in fact did not notice Monroe's incredibly blue eyes.

[wh1pst1ckag0st0p]

I swear to God both Seth Green and John Faveru are in this video.

[alw87642]

i like to wear bright socks and i'm an avid cleveland browns fan

[alw87642]

hi mom

[MastaMassa]

The guy is 39, body designer and he's looking for girls under 30....something's not right

[0Maggitha0]

Fire-breathing dragons.

[DaveScott69]

Say what you will but at least these guys are trying, unlike most of the misfits in this world who want everything to come to them on a silver platter.

[ifyoscenekeepitclean]

What is this song...

[smallazneyez]

I see Seth Green and Tom Brady in this video. hahaha

[munkeehead]

no fatties and no hamsters!

hi mom!

life's a playground and i want someone to play with

best lines ever! lmaooo!

[pevesteeters]

Fire breathing dragons.

[shalindriaharam]

are you the goddess?? heheheheehe! no fatties no hamsters no smokers LOL

[bobbycat8]

U MIRIN BRAH

[kalifani]

Btw...can't believe this is real. Now I see why they didi so much coke back then....whoa.

THANK GOD FOR HIP-HOP...O,0

[kalifani]

Rotflmao...xD! Oh gawd....those poor '80's ladies.

[xxQuincySkeadxx]

most of my friends call me big phil.

[kmoss1122]

ha! Seth green 3:35

[MissytheFoxx]

Seth Green!? 3:32

[themightiestboosher]

who is the goddess? is she in all of us?

[NikiBabyDoll]

i want ellen to find the goddess guy!

[NikiBabyDoll]

this is real?? hahah

[hchukuka]

omg...wow, talk about desperate

[sephirothx1339]

it cant be seth greene, early 90's he was still a teen -_-

[RoxxorzYourBoxxorz]

3:13 "And I like to wear bright socks, and I'm an avid cleava... Cleveland Browns fan..."

[SurreptitiouslySim]

1:55 excellent legs... mmm

[weeloder]

no fatties...no hamsters...

[TH21JS]

"Hi Mom." LOL

[fkylw]

Andy Rooney at 1:27

[NobodysangelA08]

"hi, i'm maurice. i'm an executive by day and wild man by night" .... lmfao.

[makesmelaugh19]

dang it! now the stupid theme song from this video is going to be stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!

[m00dybanks]

3:28 looks like Robert De Niro

[liz09rules]

"i will cry at a commercial"

[wywywy5]

3:34 is that seth green? lmao

[Ibbuli]

Lol at the viking + the guy reading the notes. . . well, all of them was funny as hell xD

[TheDyingPain]

I just realized the majority of these guys are in the closet.

[metallicakixtotalass]

1:46 - Is that Jon Bon Jovi!?!?!?!?!?!?

[metallicakixtotalass]

0:45 - Is that Weird Al Yankovic!?!?!?!?!?

[TheDyingPain]

So many bad pick-up lines.

[HarryPartridge]

"It's Stephen"

Fuck, this video has completed my life.

[Strande92]

I have never seen this many pedophiles in my life.

[Craft2299]

"Hi mom" AWGTATBAGTDJGYEM HAHAHAHAHA

[Wezzipooh]

whats a hamster?

[Veruon96]

2:50 "I steal watches"

???

[pruneyfingers]

@Veruon96 WOW. I've seen this video so many times and I've never noticed that!

[dajhfdysi]

Hi, I'm Fred.

[DotxThree]

Is that... Seth Green at 3:35? No matter how many times I look, even if I pause it and compare it to a picture of Seth Green, he still looks exactly like him!

[OrangeCrow]

@DotxThree Wow he really does look like him. o_O

[finalkamehamehaflash]

@DotxThree its his father... thats how he was created... in a motel room

[ConscienciaEterea]

@DotxThree Oh...Oh my god. It can't be him because this is a very old video and I think he'd be a kid at this time (maybe not, but not a full grown adult with a beard) but it looks A LOT like him.

[dzunz]

@DotxThree its definitely seth greene at 0:40 too

[kalifani]

@DotxThree "even if I pause it and compare it to a picture of Seth Green, he still looks exactly like him!"

At 1st I thought you were joking.

Seth Green was playing w/ action figures & attending elementary school in Philly. He was in H.S. w/ my cousin.

To sum it up----NOT HIM. Lol

[DotxThree]

@kalifani I was joking. Even if the production year of this video would logically match his age, I still would not have thought it as being him. I just can not imagine him in such a situation. Though from the looks of them both, I do not think I would be able to tell who is who from only looking at a picture where they are dressed the same and have the same facial expression as each other. :D

[BoricuaSexMachine]

@DotxThree no its not him this was made in the 80's and green was 8 in 84 so its impossible

[wh1pst1ckag0st0p]

@BoricuaSexMachine Or maybe this video was made recently and made to look like it's 30 years old. ZOMG TECHNOLOGY!!!1!

[DigitalTransfer]

@DotxThree What you fail to understand is that that man is ACTUALLY Seth Green. Being one of the most visible icons of nerd culture, Green was granted access to the TARDIS. The real one that the show was created to cover up. He utilized it and went back in time to make this hilarious-by our standards-ironic video. He then proceeded to create Doctor Who alongside Webber, Newman and Wilson. You can also catch him briefly in the background of Return of the Jedi around the 94 minute mark.

[StitchedinMack]

Are you Loookin' for meeeeeeEEEEEE (someone, someone, someone )

[possiblesideeffectss]

I want stephen. I'm going to LA soon. It's my goal to find him.

[ZombieAesthetics]

I'm an executive by day, and a wildman by night.

[sandboxmagician954]

3:36

[radioobeats]

OMG 3:33 is that Seth Greene?? LOL xD

[radioobeats]

"hi mom"

AHAHAHA LOL :)

[cimetiere]

I really hope Fred found the female viking of his dreams.

[AntiKristTeddyBear]

Can I have the guy who took the spongeball and was pulling it out of the little girl's ear?

[cupcakita]

3:33 = Seth Green imposter!!!!!!!! hahah twins

[KristyKeene]

OMG! So much LOL

[radioobeats]

@cupcakita ahaha wait, i thought that was seth greene? its impossible if it isnt

[iMTIIBULLDOG]

03:17 Life is a playground and im looking for someone to play with...

Pedophile alert

[shimmie09]

LMAO

[tuxxedomask]

What the eff?

[TheFreaksDrummer]

Yeeeeah I think this videos pretty much only being watched because of Kristen Bell. Nice hahah

[cassiosaurus]

Kristen bell told me to :(

[Kalaskossan]

03:30 Seth Green?

[jizzerchick66]

@Kalaskossan

haha thats what i thought at first too!

[chocolatebox98]

im also watching this because kristen bell told me too. lmao. no fatties. hhahahaha. is it just me or do all of these guys look like future petifiles! especially fred.

[MarSuLe88]

i'm watching this cuz kristen bell told me to. here goes.

[michy7896]

me too xDD

[InLoveWithHarpoMarx]

who the hell says Hi mom in those things hahahaha

[blessedlife68]

Are you the goddess?

[guitargirl899]

Was anyone else freaked out by the viking named fred? Cause i thought he was the awsomest one :D

[Bunnie1888]

LMAO no fatties...oops guess i'm out haha jk! this This is great! "Are you that woman...please give me a call..." How bout NO! lol

[exenter2]

Hi mom. lol

[NewMoonLover19]

" life is a playground and i am looking for someone to play with" LOL

[tarasconus1]

03:10 makes me lol

[frenchwv]

Dude. You are the king for posting this.  "Most of my friends call me Big Phil."

[samuels09]

somebody PLEASE tell me what this is and where it came from. i must know.

[XsaviorMussolini]

I said this first.

[jusstgay]

uhm. ok.

[swartwood2008]

fire breathing dragons!