You Say Hello Like a B*tch

[DaltonMunnal]

This reminded me of a quieter Dane Cook.

[kenzieegracee]

gun*



[kenzieegracee]

this video was the first video i ever "favorited"... if youtube takes away my favorites imma bring a real run a we'll see who wins =] 

[MsFredWealsey]

Oh man. This feels like it was a million years ago.

[Mompy0yeh]

Oh my.. Phil was so lame. I love it XD

[1313becca1313]

how's it going cowboy? that is how you shuold greet him next time...ya know..if you went into the past and saw him again...

[kattygcg]

I'd have to agree with most ppl are saying. You're earlier vids remind me a lot of Dane Cook.

[vboytan]

His old videos kinda scare me. haha

[MrRDuggs]

lol the beggining minute reminds me of dane cook. sounds like something he'd say... plus some random unnecessary screaming and flailing on the floor.

[arcprince]

i feel like phil became more news based when he became a youtube partner cause he did these when he was in college and was bored

[machimanta]

i live in wisconsin

[MCRmyVeteren]

ending was hilarious!

[HellsTrout]

this is the first sxephil vid i ever watched... yeah...

[yukee12]

hello

[septimus220]

if anyone in wisconsin did that i think id slap them

[MaxiMachine]

Will Smith makes GREAT movies...

[rangerchandler]

Sadly Im going to sat hello like that next time I see someone....

[Dart11112]

this intro and his current one are definatly the best

[idioticgrinner101]

ooo yummy old stuff

[inthelifeanyway]

ben stiller + dane cook = this

that may seem.. bad.. but i just thought of it.. idk.

but still a golden video!

[ltkirby1989]

holy shit! he's so thin here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxanimalluverxx]

i swear, you remind me a lot of dane cook xD not as much anymore but in these videos... yes!

[dynastybeats]

some of his mannerisms remind me of dane cook

[xxanimalluverxx]

ikr!?

[MrPacMan36]

me too!!! xD lol

[SuperContradiction]

Cheddah, what-what! Lmao.

[0c0a0r0o0l0i0n0e]

U OWNNNNN

[andreiduffy]

so.. as you get more and more popular, you get more and more loud

[reviewsrevisited]

Its called ego! I like phil, but he's dumbed down a lot since his older stuff. Same old formula, celeb news and slapstick. Good watching, but he has a platform he could be using for a better purpose.

[Tobelgoog]

Its fucking Youtube, people dont take it seriously. What possible better purpose is there?

[SebasdudeX]

you suck

[crazybro4294]

Dude, your videos used to be good. Now they are too chopped up and scripted. bring it back old school sometime if you read this comment.

[javiesx]

um... wild wild west was the only bad will smith movie

[1996isover]

Phil...NO! NO! YOUR NOT DANE COOK!

[eggiex1]

OMG! You said "so I walked into work today..." >> You actually had a real job? :O

[l0kd3n]

My handshakes can actually be longer than my conversations, depending on who it is I'm talking to. xD

[dsmoke8180]

phil..WAY too dane cook

[xxMikeII]

i was just gonna say that!

[coolshades008]

cheddaa what what?

[InsaneDingbats]

LOL. Me an' my fiend's handshake is long. But our convos are longer. We just talk alot.

[orange3296]

you look so hot in this video!

[amb0]

He grew into his nose LOL

[Cogency1]

this clip is fuh knee!

[JellyJerks]

I'll bring a real gun and let's see who wins, hint I will! Man that was funny, seeing Phil from now to like the 2 years later is so weird cause he...uh.... got...rounder

[jackleplatneyvideos]

your fat now, but back in the day...

[WolfAngel2009]

Your so hot in this video

[Kaydiazz]

I refuse to do the long handshake/pound. All my friends do it to the point where I say hello and look at them in disgust when they hold their hand out.

[04rkeigh]

thats weird

[Kaydiazz]

It's a respect. I will shake your hand like It's a job interview.

[04rkeigh]

oohh sorryy i thought you meant you ddnt shake peoples hands, my bad

[DRCTRkjcharmedfreak]

I live in WI, ofcourse I do live in Milwaukee, which is the biggest city in the state, and in no way related to the farmers up north.

[mikeyc228]

Way to many people hatin on Wisconsin.. you make life what it is, the state doesn't.

[asda1995]

the head nod is sexy

haha. :L

[FendRhodes]

dane cook

[ianpatterson12]

when did phil start the d bag of the day?

[TheSelsner]

When he started to make his show more political... :)

[jussttom]

march 2008

[xcryinxoutxloudx]

hahahahaha

[FtrMizCrtr]

i totally love his hair here :)

[Ikemxx]

chuddah wut wut

[Downwithcoke]

I remember when long handshakes were popular. Ahhh, 2007.

[lilballerina]

this is my fave :)

[kenzieegracee]

aww i miss these videos =[

[krisandsam]

yeah old phil most def reminds me of dane cook.

[ptongurl45]

hilarious

[DesirableAli]

Ya i work at officemax...ya i know (omx pride!!!) ha...we anyways u get some WEIRD ways of saying hello...and just saying anything in gereneral...ps...it did kind of remind me of dane cook since he had that whole "you man...you!" sketch haha but its tru

[FR05TI]

He so reminds me of Dane Cook.

[HideAndGoGeek]

stfu dane cook aint funny.

[FR05TI]

Oh sorry I missed the part where I said Dane Cook was funny... Oh yeah! That's right... I didn't (not that he isn't). Phil and Dane make similar vocabulary choices, that's all I was saying.

[Downwithcoke]

They do. That they do.

[calebm97]

pause at 0:52 lol fish lips

[megababe3000]

lol i agree wid orange :p

[orange3296]

ur really hot in the intro

[orange3296]

luv ur head shot at the end,,,lol

[ThugLady]

haha remember that necklace xD

[boneyardfox]

i know a guy that always shakes your hand and then does the thumb grab thing. i forgot about the move when he shook my hand and gave him the president's hand shake(firm grip and 1 shake) and he looked at me as if he would really kill me. i came out just fine though, thank god.

im so white im bleached

[courbe]

haha, im from wisconsin originally... did he say cheddar? lol

[ThugLady]

haha yeah:P cheddar what-whut!!!

[inegin]

ur hair here is so much better!

[crazycrazyness]

aw man i miss the old sxephil, when he actually made me laugh :/

[vilde90]

Sxephil, he's so sexy,sxephil he's so sexy

[davidpawnit]

lol this is funny as hell haha still laughing mao

[SYFANT]

yo pimp!

[miltownunderground]

wisconsin love

[youralien93]

yeah you should put some of you old stuff back up

[all1over1you]

philll i miss the old vidsss.

plus you look smokin' hot.

[jessssXXO]

lmafoo.

i love your self handshake.

[whiskeypukinalchy]

you used to look so cute

[ladysaphia]

sxephil looks pretty nice in this video. I think its because my eyes were blurred from tears of laughter.

[xedwardxelricx]

Me and my friend have a ridiculously long handshake! XD

It's not meant to be ganster or anything, it's just long, funny, and special!

[Dipset101x]

I think most people fail to realize it's a fucking JOKE. It's meant to be funny and people get offended.

Your videos are great, keep up the good work.

[annabananabug]

Yo! Don't dis Wisconsin! Lol. I'm from there, and yeah.... they do do that in someplaces.... Mainly Milwaukee though.

Oh! Milwaukees best beer is not Milwaukee's best!

Just a heads up!

-Anna =]

[Superprongs]

Hey dude, I agree with you! I hate the gangster hellos! lol

[JohnBrown1016]

I loved Wild Wild West. :(

[m2frogger]

Nice way to rip on boh3m3 Phil.

[VictoriaCharlotte]

you remind me of a hot McLovin, oh snap! :)

[kc0210]

wisconsinnnn

cheddah what? what?

hahahah

hilarious

[Galandrias]

It's amazing how well you describe yourself

[Ikekiks]

lol chill man he is just kidding around he makes fun of everyone its what he does

[angeliiine]

Excuse me?

[asuavez]

wow you give Wisconsinites a bad name. you have failed. please die.

[m2frogger]

passwrd495, oh shut up..just get it threw your head that Wisconsin sucks and go to bed.=]

[tattoosarehot]

lol

[atomicitis]

Definitely dug the outtro

[ledako]

Wow phil has gained some weight, he looks skinny in this video

[hileschick]

hmm this kind of reminded me of dane cook....great job though

[igotgas64]

haha sick handshake

[karaxxjolly]

aha..im from wisconsin XD

funny (:

[mt51784]

wow a oldie lol

[tisto12]

chedda wat wat!

[oldmanpoodle]

You!... You!...

[TheTeenScoop]

Watching this now makes me notice that he's gained weight...

[kthxrae]

haa yeah i was thinking the same thing

[fa82a11]

im from wisconson

[Spoinkerz69]

Hahaha, I said exactly this to my friend on the phone, right before I clicked the rest.

"That was so awesome, I wanna go bang bang hi next time"

[bennnlowe]

youve obviously never been to milwaukee phil. good vids though.

[pinkboy86]

milwaukee is full of posers and shit...yes i live in wisconsin lol

[314cardinals]

im really glad hes not like that anymore

cuz it reminds me of dane cook and i dont like him

[only200miles]

holy crap, ur so right!

[galaxymilkyway]

I love Dane!

[TrishyxLou]

wow this old! lol

[HayatoKoala]

omg he does look sexy o.o but he's...not sexy?...huh o.e

he shot himself XD

[twistedslip1]

btw , you loook really good in blue < 3

Yah .... looks nice ..

[shep2k7]

Legend

[xXSokPuppetXx]

lmfao, one of the best.

[PanicPanicPanic]

LOL, YOUUR OLD HAIR ^^

[Turbo3921]

I swear you just said on your chat yesterday that you loved Wild Wild West...

[DaGreggaDaNanna]

You look great in blue, wow! -- Savannah

[Th3Apocalypse]

I totally agree with the Wisconsin thing. I'm from Wisconsin, and kids in my school call it Wiscomptin. :(

[xKayxAngelx]

Lmfao, Wiscomptin. Ha!

[askel450]

is it me or does he look just like james woods

[punkrockprincess91]

omg, i miss the old intro. haha.

[NBD300]

LMAO XD Wisconsin lmao

[FranRocksOut]

Rofl XD

[CountAlexander]

i made a handshke with my mate and its like 20 secs long lol its awesome

[yoJo920]

omj i was laughin so hard

[WulfenF0x]

your funnier than dane cook ^_^

[ramunenke]

that's not setting the bar very high

[WulfenF0x]

lmao ok how about WAAAY funnier than anybody who's funnier than Dane cook?

[honorableninjas]

yea people have funny ways of saying hi like my friend he use to do this wrestling thing from ric flair where he slaps ur chest and say woooo but he stop of course

[izEnii]

ROFL. I'm gonna try that.

[pinkboy86]

im from wisconsin, yet...i strangely dont throw out gang signs lol

[endbringer1]

that whole take a gun part sounded like u were possesed by Dane Cook or something haha :P

[CRTuesday]

I'm too tired for a good intro...

TE LOCA!!

[HBBABE714]

bitch you shot me with an air gun :/

[fabian914]

Chedda, What What!!!

[KDlovesSP96]

you ever shoot me with an air gun again ill bring a real gun and well see who wins lol

[miniGleeson]

i wish you could take comment off... wow i forgot about it and now i feel stupid

[HockeyGirly157]

hahahahahahaha your exactly like Dane Cook

[boomHS1990]

haha he does remind me of dane cook! jesus i could not figure out what he reminded me of. he does have a different style but definitely some similarities

[shugamomma20]

1:20-1:30 hahahahahaha :)

[Demonrazalghoul]

gosh the finger pointing thing is so true

[bamskimmer]

1:20 - 1:30 is my favorite part... hahahahaha

[JamesChris123]

dude you really remind me alot of dane cook, even though ur videos are amazing

[JohnG0794]

Lol same here!

[miniGleeson]

i know what you're thinking... did he fire six air shots, or only five? well, to tell you the truth, in all the gayness i kinda lost track myself but..... considering that this is my hand, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could make me look like a douchebag... you have only one question to ask yourself: do you wanna slap me? well, do ya, phil?

[asta49]

...what?

[miniGleeson]

it's from a john wane movie. stupid i know... i just felt like saying it

[nooneeles]

he reminds me of dane cook

[socrlovingcutie]

and you being a christian matters.. how?

[thebonodrums]

phil....im a christian

and i think your hilarious lol

[GKeeper23]

haha, looove the ending!!! i so hope you becoming a professional comedian

[jakethepauper]

Phil i live in wisconsin, yes there are alot of white kids who do gang signs. I'm going to say since you just dumbed them down to the level of a complete Idiot. YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING, and good job. (Not sarcasim)

[Poop335]

I have came up with a 45 second handshake.

[DucLeJaques]

I love u Phil! You sound and ast like Dane Cook and you did his pointer thing saying "you"! UR AMAZING!

[beaner5147]

he looks like sameul L jackson lulz

[rockypegram]

what???!!

hahaaa

[duffchick58]

4 out of 5 dentists agree lol

[blueyedbombshel08]

omgsh! i havnt seen this one ever! lol

hes so clever! haha

[CNrailfan50]

cheddar what what! LOL!

[capsaicinrain]

haha in regard to the "choreographed" handshake, look up the video "Pound"

its great

[paulartist]

his body is soo wierd its like... the back of his head is his neck, and his neck... is just soo massive, he looks weird "mommmy help"

[xxxilva]

wtf?