80's After School Special dancefight

[cahr412]

ok now 5 6 7 8 now jump and twist and turn.

[Notwilber3]

Well, dancing is the best way to show violence...

[DARRINCONNOR1]

I wanna join.

[obito94]

1:41 "after we kill him strip him down" SHIT!!! Dancing homosexual necrophiliac gangs!!! RUN!!!!

[TheConordepaor]

FUCK IT'S THE 3rd STREET SAINTS

[myfriendsallsuck]

WHY WOULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? THEY'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE COOKED SPAGHETTI.

[mojonm]

Omg, cooked spaghetti. What if this was how gangs were

[timpriddy73]

PLEASE DONT BEAT ME WITH YOUR FASION

[oscarstorso]

the girl in the red(perhaps a blood?) @ :20 needs a proper bra

[NOSSOBSEMAJ]

I can relate. There has been a lot of well-choreographed assaults in my area recently.

[chethebadass]

Straight Outta Compton has nothing on this. This is some real hardcore gangsta shit.

[MrMelsharpels]

“So maybe you could start jete-ing and stop je-terrorizing me.”

--Tobias Funke

[CUTEdeathROW]

1:10 "et tu? et tu? et tu?"

[sparkpenguin]

i'm lookin at YOU fatty in red! <3 and that goddamn bass line is so cheesy!

[MsRiley1980]

They just had to have the big girl in the beginning dressed like Fat Albert.

[NuclearBombStudios]

If gangsters are called purple falcons then who says cops aren't pink eagles

[dukedimond1]

I just wanted to express my sincere thanks for posting this video.

[JelloFarming]

Nothing says violent gang members like coordinating purple outfits.

[HollowVoices]

How awesome would it be to play this song in the car and turn it up REALLY loud when you're at a light (with the windows rolled down)?!?!?!?!?

[Kikikillaz]

WOOOWWW! ! nice dancee!

[NuclearBombStudios]

Lololololololololokolololo

[SylvanaForrester]

This is exactly how we settle disagreements on the streets of the West Village. When I reach for my neon leg warmers and matching headband, you better start running!

[Eliz279009]

Most likely they do want his purple socks.

[moviequeen91]

It's like watching an 80's version of West Side Story!

[padge2]

That poor boy! He needs to have a life altering conversation with cliff huxtable.

[KelleyMcGowan]

Seriously one of the funniest thing I have ever seen..you want my purple socks ill give them to you.... new blood on falcon street...youre gonna look like cooked spaghetti! hahahahaha

[Xalgucennia]

Is it just me, or is this a PG version of a guy getting gang raped?

[womangirlman]

SWEET dance moves

[JelloFarming]

The makers of this must have been so proud of their efforts here and what a creative overuse of Purple!

[DontShakeItUp]

Was anyone else waiting for someone to come in with a shotgun and shoot all those dancing fools?

[cinbrian28]

WOW...just wow!

[LiamTheGreat]

this how you know people in the TV biz were doing a shit load of coke

[Goland454]

Funniest thing ever!~!

[dgenerate707]

what the fuck is up with the people just watchin and doing normal shit while he gets his ass kicked, nobody flags the cops for help.

[flamenewt]

@dgenerate707 The cops are afraid to go into falcon territory

[donbeaner]

WTF was the whole point???? GAY

[NefariousEvildoer]

Wow, this is like West Side Story, except ten times more gay... and with COOKED SPAGHETTI!

[TheLDG1981]

Probably the gayest thing I've ever seen.

[EclecticStranger]

i watch this when i feel sad and it makes me happy. thats just fucked.

[scottsworld71]

I wouldve been more worried about those guys pulling a train on me than them beating me up

[toph13139]

What's wrong with looking like cooked spaghetti? Since when pasta stopped being delicious?

Also... Was "The Last Airbender" Pebble Dance based on this shit?

[hunnybunch16]

"Your'e gonna look like cooked spaghetti..."

[EclecticStranger]

i wouldn't have survived the shimmy assault..

[finaljoses]

what the hell

[blacksabfan]

What the hell did I just watch? And why was this is my recommended videos?

[squeapler]

Let me guess...those dancing "gang members" grew up to star in Michael Jackson's video for "Bad"...LOL

[fillmysorrows]

How weak is this kid? He's getting his ass handed to him by dancing gangsters. Step it up son.

[spicym1ke]

I WAS KICKIN ASS IN 1984....& I STILL GOT THE MOVES....OTHER THAN THE GAY ASS GEAR THEY MADE US WHEAR....I MISS THOSE DAYS...LOL....COOKED SPAGHETTI.....~SPICYM1KE~.....­.

[Voicedude]

It's nice to see whites, blacks and latinos all coming together for a common goal!

God bless the 80s' After School Specials!

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Your gonna look like cooked spaghetti!! HAHA

[girl4rm80s]

@marysheckler...LOL that was funny :)

[SpoonsAndSuch]

aaaaaaaahahahahahahhahah the chick in red at the start...DAYUM...



[loverofzebras]

oh wow. the singing and dancing and purple/pink clothes....

[SeverusJackson]

gosh the man @ 1:26 is wearing the same clothes travis wore in silent hill origins lol

[butterpoop]

don't mess with the homosexual mafia

[altq2001]

Gangs just don't put as much rhythm and effort in terrorizing victims as they did the 80s. Now, its just like they would have shot him and drove away like wheres the style in that. This is a real wide spread problem nowadays its terrible.

[lovedarkpassion]

LMAO

[IshDat1KiD]

Only tough men wear pink and dance around.

Yeah.

[pansyxx2]

Because every kid has to deal with real life 80's West Side Story problems...

[CaptainPerverto]

If this is what real gangs were like I think I'd have no problem driving through East St. Louis.

[airlinejohnny]

Wow...even gay people aren't THAT gay!

[TheGamerFromMars]

West Side Story meets Beat It

[chrissylm37]

Hey look...no one has a cell phone....lol

[Moordrecht]

The man who wrote these lyrics was simply a genius. I know this because it is so boldly idiotic that it has to be the work of a genius.

[redfullmoon]

good choice Ace! when the gayest gang in manhattan attacks you and threatens to have sex with your corpse (because why else strip you down after killing you?), as a peace offering, offer your jocks first before your new shoes or even your purple socks to along with their purple leotards.

[tonysmile1]

WTF?

[061342]

I think any five year old could take these guys.

[chethebadass]

For when the west side story gang just isn't gay enough

[faithnlight]

ｄｉｄ　ｔｈｅｙｊｕｓｔ　ｃａｌｌ　ｈｉｍ　ａ　ｔｕｒｋｅｙ？

[ItsFonetikk]

During the FAME epidemic, no doubt.

[hardwired13]

I got my ass dance kicked by them yesterday!!!

[maxx88]

thous purple gang members are no match for the roaming gangs of village people their really macho..(:

[autodidactic]

uh, did he get served?

[maryquinneth]

The song sounds like a jingle for an action figure commercial.

[autodidactic]

@maryquinneth omg you're so right

[techraan]

Who says gay people were all in the closet in the '80s?

[justatractgirl]

of course this gang is wearing purple leotards for that extra intimidation factor.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

This is like the poor man's West Side Story. At least West Side Story, even though its fight scenes were really more like ballet, still seemed cool, and it had some great songs. This, well.... doesn't.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

These must be the bullies of San Francisco!

[Glaruf]

They're picking on that kid because he's too butch.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

@Glaruf Yeah, he probably does wussy things like eating raw steak and wrestling bears.

[zephyrtube]

I assume this was after "Beat it" came out

[rassmith78]

@zephyrtube didn't you see West Side Story? Waaaay before Beat It was thought of.

[tiktikius]

Start jeteing and stop je-terrorizing.

[angrybolognai]

@tiktikius WTF?

[angrybolognai]

The mating rituals of homosexuals baffles the mind sometimes.

[undefinedego]

so gay.

[maxwolfeee]

You better think carefully before you go wondering around falcon turf.

[acekingie]

@maxwolfeee Damn straight, bro.

[wassup287]

Aww man, that poor kid just got beat up by Menudo.

[wellesradio]

Wow. His face at the very end is priceless!! At 2:04 you just gotta pause it. Then again it works best with the camera zooming in quickly on him. I'm sure that look of horror was real!

Who here wouldn't have that face of shock and permanent trauma if without warning the gayest gang of purple-clad menace just appeared out of nowhere and beat your ass for no reason! And then they tap-danced on your head and threatened to rape you!

[sachthesage]

I want to become a gayngster. It's my new mission in life.

[andotech]

The world is a tough place.

[EpicureMammon]

I'm glad that ABC was brave enough to expose the dangers that youths faced from break dancing culture.

I hope someone called the Hot Cops to break this up and get these street dancin' kids in the slammer.

[maziebunny]

this is so cheesy, I can't watch this without a few Ritz crackers. hard to believe I missed this Afterschool Special...I had the biggest crush on Kevin Owens.

[MsSilentsiren]

This is like "Beat It" on CRACK!

[jimmymulholland]

"After we kill him...strip him down!" lol

[ahuachapan2]

Is this real life?

[divinegrace01]

These guys are the Falcons? Like, Flacon gay adult video? AWESOME!

[bluegrassman776]

this was the dumbest crap ever

[MrFr0Zen0Ne]

Is this for real?? Why did this remind me of an episode of South Park?????

[DCxxRay]

that guy got his ass kicked by the prince fan-club

[moogah100]

is this real? was this supposed to be scary or intimidating? wtf?

[ClaudeLv250]

"You're gonna look like cooked spaghetti!"

As opposed to uncooked spaghetti? Seriously, who wrote these lyrics? I am genuinely curious. The whole after school special is a hilarious trainwreck but this is definitely the highlight.

[barisaxmasta]

Hahahaha! My favorite part is deffinatly when they talk about cooked spaghetti. Beware the pink pirranahs though, and the silver snakes...they'll knock you up ;)

[barisaxmasta]

Gotta love the redneck and the Asian in the balcony.

[daffodilnc]

WTF???

[MissPsychoisPsycho]

The police should really do something about these types of gang! Where I live there out of control. Yesterday I came home from working late... there was this gang of young men in spandex and pastels they wouldn't let me in my house. These hardcore gangsta me to listen to their cheesy 80's propaganda charged lyrics while doing a way off Broadway choreographed dance around me. If I hadn't of thrown a pair of Zubaz's from my neighbors garbage at them, I might not have ever gotten away !

[toasturrrr]

YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE COOKED SPAGGETI!

[justiceleague3000]

This is totally awesome!

I love the vocals, sung by a furious Cookie Monster!

The African American guy's body is SMOKIN' HOT!

[butterpoop]

don't fuck with the gay mafia they'll dress you to impress and make you watch Bravo all day! Oh and they'll fuck you up in the cleanest most proper way ever

[PhilThePrince]

Er....don't mess with the gay mafia I guess...

[HowlingJongo]

1:24

WTF?! lol

[aragon131]

What was with the cutaway to the woman putting on lipstick at 1:29?

[Jazzertron888]

SO gay

[FoziaAbdi]

"You want my jocks? You want my new shoes?You want my purple socks i'll give them to you!"

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

What are they going to do after they strip him down..

D: No, don't take the turkey jerks PURPLE SOCKS! Anything but his socks.

[CptWhit3y]

its like the gay warriors

[UdoShan]

Take the 80's show "FAME", make 'em color-blind, and give them all 2 left feet, you get THIS!

Ho-Lee-COW!!!

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

If only real gangs were like that, then they wouldn't be dangerous.

[yerk3]

Kid shoulda known to respect the lavender in B-Falls.

[yerk3]

THIS TURKEY IS A JERK!

[FenrirOmega13]

YUCK... just...ick. where have we evolved from!

[Quentin242451]

Now that's what I call a beating

[dacksomnia]

Com E Dee.

[Elementalism]

Hard to imagine how this country developed a generation of pussies.

I am at a loss for words about this video.

[mikemoair]

wtf is this? did charles manson approve this? what would susan aktins think? is this the helter skelter charlie spoke of? it makes me want to kill kill kill. is acid groovy-kill the pigs?

[paulallen360]

we used to dance like this all the time, then after this video came out, noone would tolerate it anymore

[marysheckler]

Man, i'm glad ABC can relate to me so well, i was so sick of coming home and having to dance off with the neighborhoods local gang. Thank you ABC for understanding me :D

[apollozero]

@marysheckler This was on CBS. :)

[napolyglot]

daiyum dem homies can shimmy like champions, shiiiiiet i dont finna mess with dose playas!

[sonoki82]

Before the Crips and the Bloods, there were the Falcons!

[kagbag]

Did I hear that right? After we kill him, strip him down?

Damn homosexual necrophiliac gangs, corrupting America's moral fiber.

[evilblades]

lol,,, do NOT mess with the gay mafia i guess? :P

lol, too busy laughing my ass of at the dance to find a moral XD

[pqwilrj]

Holy shit, the homosexual tension in this video is palpable.

[sbtbfanatic]

Did that queer gang spit-roast Kevin Owens at the end of this clip?

[twigggie]

oh no oh no oh no

you're gonna look like cooked spaghetti

shit i'm scared to wear my purple tube socks now

[timeclock4000]

it figures ABC

[paulallen360]

This kind of stuff became such a problem, we had to move out of the city....

[paulallen360]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[kirknizzle1137]

......in the words of the late rick james lol.

[frankluvspie]

THATS SUPPOSED TO BE A GANG?!?! WTF

[PlurosLiberation]

Omg not the falcons!!

[braddevos]

Does this qualify as a hate-crime?

[XxMissNoNamexX]

Please, take anything, kill me for God's sake, BUT DON'T TAKE MY PURPLE SOCKS!!!

[JANXDPDX]

purple socks are always bad news

[drushnock11]

people did way too much coke in the 80s

[DivaLaMistress79]

Don't know if anyone has commented on this before and I am too lazy to look...BUT I do believe that was Kevin from Mr. Belvidere.

[prettyinpeacee]

i've had nightmares about this.

[BigOso93]

i know right!

[hotpopcorncake]

jeez do the robot or running man for defense ,i can't watch this any longer he getting hurt

[linguotherobot]

This... made my day.

[gr8ball]

Quick, run away while they're dancing!

[nbcal8]

lol yess!

[RonKillings619]

Youre gonna look like cooked spaghetti!!

[socoamarettojustine]

hahahahahahhahhhh whenever i'm sad, i'll just replay this video in my head.

lavender as a gang color?

wtfff

[joaug]

that was soooo gay

[burgundyyears]

Wow, it starts getting really kinky around 1:41.

[jorlitta]

Where are the cops from "Coprock" when you need them?

[Benjerman]

Purple socks... lmao

I remember seeing this a long time ago, just found it again..

[philliesguy]

So this is what Zach Effron was doing before HSM.

[animemaniac56]

WTF! at 1:42 the guy kicks the AIR next to him.

[burgundyyears]

Think that's bad? Look carefully at 1:38 to 1:41...as they are lifting the guy up and down into the air, the white guy is SPANKING him.

[TytusTolshemLives]

Getting beaten up by this lot has got to be the ultimate insult to one's manhood.

[animemaniac56]

So true, and we thought grease was bad

[dragonheadthing]

Just give them your purple socks all ready for crying out loud!

[NJDEVILSFAN12]

haha fat chick

[sallyheartjack]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE COOKED SPAGHETTI

you want my purple socks?

[pittyunzer]

I peed my pants watching this

[whamkait]

I can't stop watching this. hahaha.

[DelilahThePig]

They want his "jocks"? This has got to be a gay daydream.

[Darkkarma42]

That was the most amazing thing ever

[planetsdm]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.