Added: 2 years ago
From: snakeplisssken
Views: 278,464
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (334)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • In San Andres he said: We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you.

  • Now fuck off. :okay:

  • what about "PLEASE, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" haha

  • that motherfucker can say mothersucker like no other motherfucker says it !!!

  • English mother fucker do you speak it lmao

  • well i see ive found the awesome section of youtube

  • WHAT AINT A COUNTRY

    DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!!

    XD ROFL

  • Haha ppl just love hearing him drop f bombs. He's perfected the art.

  • whats with the FUCKING music between each scene?

  • @horatio50000 Charles Manson- People say I'm No Good.... I have no idea why i would know that, but there you go

  • Waste the motherfuckers!

  • fuck you.

  • head nigger in charge! SAMUEL MOTHERFUCKING L, MOTHERFUCKER!

  • what happened to " DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH"

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • there no one can say motherfucker samuel

  • Is that Charle's Manson playing?

  • Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck fuck

  • Mace Windu: I've had it with these motherfucking sith on this motherfucking senate.

  • in the top 3 samuel talks like tennpeny san andreas

  • @gersonicus samuel l jackson is the voice actor for tennpeny......

  • there are other films aswell where he says the best quotes

  • WHERE IS GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!??

  • I've had it with these monkey fightin snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!

  • You forgot about, "Yes they deserved to die...and I hope they burn in hell!!!!".......

  • the third one is incomplete :S

  • @777digger777 i know "SAY WHAT AGAIN!"

  • i reckon every morning he says to his kids: WHAT'S FOR MA BREAKFAST YOU MUTHAFUCKERS?

  • This is how you spell Samuel L. Jackson

    B-A-D-A-S-S-E-P-I-C-D-U-D-E

  • Samuel L. Jackson could take down Chuck Norris in a heartbeat

  • AK47 MUTHAFUCKA ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IVE HAD WITH MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES

  • "Bad ass motherfucker" is a synonym fo "Samuel Jackson"

  • MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker­MotherfuckerMotherfuckerMother­fuckerMotherfuckerMotherfucker

    THANK U

  • UL FACKIN MOTHERFUCKAAAAA 

  • DO YOU SPEAK IT? xD

  • im a mushroom cloud layin mother fucka mother fucka

  • yes asshole we do speak English in What

  • "SHIEET NEGRO, THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!!!"

  • You shoulda just posted the whole breakfast scene from pulp fiction.

  • Samuel L Jackson invented the word 'motherfucker'.

  • press 8 hes beffin it up

  • ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA! DO U SPEAK IT!

    XDXDXD

  • Does he LOOK like a BITCH?

  • Happy birthdaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol the fuck off at the end was awesome

  • top 2: 1 YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.

    2.  Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

    Honorable Mention: Mmm Mmm, Bitch. Wait, that was Chapelle..

  • who the fuck is this asshole?

  • A time to kill has a classic one from Mr. J.

  • Samuel l. Jackson as Samuel l. Jackson in Samuel l. Jacksons on a Samuel l. Jackson

  • Enough is enough!

    I'm tired of this Mothafuckin' script in this Mothafuckin' Movie!

  • Nobody can cuss better then Samuel L Jackson

  • whats the song between clips?

  • @izzy891103 Charles Manson - People Say I'm No Good

  • "now fuck off."

    "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiit negro, that's all you had to say!"

  • I can proudly say that that is the finest "MOTHAFUCKA" I have heard to this day

  • disappointed ....what about "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" got to be all time best

  • Dude, you shouldve had the entire part of the Pulp Fiction scene. Not the begining, but at least all of the conversation after that. Still, great video.

  • DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?

  • He Has Perfected The Art Of Saying Motherfucker

  • DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

  • mmmmmmm, This is a tasty burger

  • This is why Samuel L Jackson is the MAN! The way he does it just makes it soo EPIC

  • ohh hell no muthafucka

  • Bet the guys who created Snakes on a Plane only hired Samuel Jackson to make him say motherfucker

  • @DrsJacksonn thats the only reason he ever gets hired

  • @DrsJacksonn He probably only has a job because he swears like a fucking master.

  • WHAT???

  • Shaft movie is his best..whats my name!!!

  • what about does he look like a bitch?

  • NOOO you forget the best part of the pulp fiction quote "Does he look like a bitch

  • @donealreadysp no i found it and it was freedomland. search freedomland - kiss my ass brotha fuc%@

  • anyone know the movie in wich he says to a fellow black detective "kiss my ass brother fucker" ??

  • @stinkyfingaz187 shaft i think

  • English muthafucka do you speak it?

  • These are most certainly not his best quotes but great all the same.

  • 'Snakes On A Plane' over the infamous "Yes they deserve to die" line from 'A Time To Kill'? And everyone knows "Ezequiel 25:17" is the best Sam Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction.

  • Predictable

  • ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

  • 53 don't speak english.

  • crazy motherfucker!!!!

  • Ive had it with theese monkey fightin snakes on this monday to friday plane......

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THEESE MOTHERFUCKIN DISLIKERS ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN CHANNEL! Everyone strap in, were about to dislike some faggots.

  • Samuel L Jackson in one word: motherfucker

  • Samuel L Jackson is like the black version of Chuck Norris.

  • wrong.. 2 should be 1 and 1 should be 2 3 shall stay 3

  • I live by the first quote when I'm playing CoD.

  • SLJ is an ass, he gave me shit when i asked him to sign my star wars cover

  • name of the song is charles manson - people say i'm no good

  • i like the " does he look like a bitch " ? more then what :D

  • I'm fed up of these monkey frying snakes! On these monday to friday planes!

  • pretty sure deep blue sea should have been one of the top, not jackie brown

  • lol great user name, Snakeplisssken

  • Samuel doesn't look good bald.. he wasbald in SWAT and Snakes on a Plane... looked better in Die Hard 3 and Pulp Fiction, A Time To Kill.. gr8t actor though :)

  • @wolverineme119 If I drank milk when I read your comment then I would have milk all over my nose now. Well played, sir!

  • 3 Fucks.

  • 45 people said what again

  • @dapolishmobster 49 now, pfft they never learn do they

  • @dapolishmobster ueehhh What?

  • @dapolishmobster what?

  • @dapolishmobster DO THEY LOOK LIKE A BITCHES?! HELL YEAH BABY!!!!!!

  • @Persil101 in

  • @Persil101 strap in.

  • I thought his voice sounded familiar...he voiced Tenpenny in San Andreas

  • Does he look like a bitch?

    What?!?!

    BOOM!

  • the best one was ezekiel 25:17, if it fuckin had it, you didnt show the good part

  • im tired of these monkey fightin snakes on this moday to friday plane!

  • #1 should have Ezekiel 25:17

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Can't believe you don't have A Time to Kill.

  • I like how each quote has the word "motherfucker" in it.

  • u missed the "say what again"! part best part

  • NOW FARK OFF!

  • SAY TWAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HH111111111HWBFEFVNCEHJDNBQU2W­BNU2EDIUR89234832Y48723YFHU42R­IUFHQWEFNDDBCUWHIUiui!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it should have said "now go the fuck to sleep" instead of "now fuck off"

  • English Motherfuckaaaaa!

  • these arent his best lines mother fucker!!!!

  • I thought his name was randall jackson?

  • when i saw pulp fiction i was like OH YEAH!

  • He can interrogate illegal aliens and force them to speak English in less than 10 minutes.

  • @XMMxmmXM

    Samuel Jackson: WHat country you from

    Alien: Klaatu nikto barado!

    Samuel Jackson: ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKAH CAN YOU SPEAK IT?

    Alien: YES!!!!

    Samuel Jackson: So you know what I'm saying?

    Alien: Yes.

  • @XMMxmmXM Does the earth look like a bitch?!

  • @tricksterhuaun I'm talking about mexicans... you're thinking of extra-terrestrials.

  • @XMMxmmXM Ops let me rephrase that. *ahem

    DOES THE USA LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

  • @tricksterhuaun Hehe... "THEN WHY YOU TRYIN' TO FUCK IT LIKE ONE, MEXICO?!"

  • What...

  • did he say strap-in or strap-on?

  • SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

  • YO!!! HOLD UP!!! TIME OUT!!! Y'ALL TO TAKE A CHILL. YA NEED TO COOOL THAT SHIT OUT. AND THAT THE DOUBLE TRUTH. RUTH.

  • imagine if people really acted like this in real life

  • ive never heard of what do they speak english?

  • A personal favorite of mine: ‎"Oh you bout to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha fucka, mutha fucka! Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm super fly TNT, I'm the guns of Navarone!"

  • Legendary black people:

    MLK

    Malcom X

    Stevie Wonder

    Bob Marley

    Dave Chappelle

    Samuel L Jackson

    thumbs up & copy/paste to add to the list.

  • Those last three words... woow O_O

    Heavy duuude.

  • I've had it with these monkeyfightin' snakes on this MONDAY-2-FRIDAY PLANE!!!

  • Charles Manson!

  • Jackie Brown- That's why they call it fuckin' witcha.

    Pulp Fiction- Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL.

    Pulp Fiction-

    Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal.

  • What song is in this video ?

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! im bout to open some fucking windows

  • lol... every quote has in "muthafucker"....

  • mother fucker

  • they should have called it mother fucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

  • Samuel L. Jackson has a lot of famous quotes from her and back in Hollywood including a fantasy play movie parody on Family Guy with him as a cameo for a X-rated Fantasy sex film. Since he's in countless famous films and b rated comedy/horror films, this video's top 3 quotes all have the MF bomb dropped. Its a cliche since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

  • shhhheeeeeetttt neeeeeeegggrrooooo thats all you had to sayyyy

  • I'm going to have to DISLIKE this video just because you said fuck off at the very end, douchebag!!!

  • All I have to Say bout' this video is ....Mother Fucker...'Cause that's bout' the only thing i heard from it :D hahaha Hell Yeah SLJ U Rock !!!

  • you should have put does he look like a bitch

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

  • nice use of Charles Manson music.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ma fucker shhhhhh

  • Comment removed

  • i love the end haha, Now fuck off XD

  • Oh you have GOT to include the Coming To America scene!!

  • i prefer "thats right, thats exactly what it means, god came down from heaven and stop this mothafucking bullets"

  • practically what this genius guy called Tarantino did is write a genius screenplay ,then gather all the worst actors in hollywood and put them all in this genius movie...

    job well done

  • That's all? only three? dae-em

  • Now fuck off! hehe OK Mothafucka! haha.

  • yea

  • now fuck off! LOL

  • They need Samuel L. Jackson to fight the Mexican Drug Cartels.

  • song name