Lazy Paste (Touch-N-Brush Parody)

[TheDottigal]

is it bad that i want one

[joey3694]

LMAO! “even dumbass kids can do it” XD

[spacegeek725]

That's a biohazard just waiting to happen...

[samlevable]

whut??? no fuking double offer or price cut??? gtfo

[PaulKokomosHD]

Food Stamps Lmfoaosodnakdbak

[Theryanleo1]

Tired of little retards who cant get toothpaste on a toothbrush??

HAHA

[TheValerievalentina]

HAHAHAH Penis pump

[whytrystupid]

Mom and dead wish we were dead ya know.. HAHAHA LMFAO

[sethious1]

paid for with foodstamps lmao

[FunnyFlirtTalks]

0:52 lMFAO!

[JustWickedSwede]

Damn... that can't be hygenic

[indogwetrust222]

this is deffo one of his best videos!

[AlanaYeahWhatever]

If you broke your arm trying to squeeze out toothpaste.... XD

[hamoan66boi]

0:56 LMAO best part! xD

[lovinpanicfan13]

Even dumbass kids can do it!!

[SaphireXari]

THEYRE LETTING THE WARER RUN !!!!!!!!!!!

[lulitsnick]

if you cant put toothpaste on a toothbrush, you gotta be fucking retarted haha

[SmexiAnimeBoy]

little girls in this video were pretty fuckin hawt

[ThreeDaysGrace327]

@SmexiAnimeBoy pedobear is that you ;3

[lovinpanicfan13]

@SmexiAnimeBoy PEDO ALERT

[joey3694]

@SmexiAnimeBoy WTF MAN

[timerider4]

The product itself is pretty stupid. It relies on physically pushing the brush against it, and everyone else in your house is going to do that too, so you're just contaminating everyone's toothbrush.

[UberTacoNoob]

Am I the only one that actually wants that

[backuganhelper]

0:02 Anyone thought That was cum?

[Bubblizm]

WTF is a penis pump... well im guessing something that squeezes the living shit out of your penis O.o

[Acrodents]

did the girl say "mom and dad wish we were dead you know"?

[pcpik3r]

now in nacho flavor for the mexicans

[Anyu31]

KITTENS!!!!!!



[likes2laff30]

"You squeeze, you roll, you press,...now your bathrooms a fuuuukin' mess!"

"you guests will think they're at the taj mahal with this awkward piece of plastic on the wall, it even comes in chrome for fancy trailer homes" sooo Dr seuss lol

[pokerface2252]

"look, even dumbass kids can do it!"

[azntranc3951]

No Electric

No Battery

[19973xpsycho]

omg also u can put used cum in the old tubes is it that good wholy crap zui mama

[TheNightsMoon]

It even comes in chrome for fancy trailor homes.... Awwe, how thoughtful!

[ForgetWhoForgot]

"It looks good in any trailer trash home" Ohh everyone when they heard that automatically thought of someone like that

[LoLiSwag]

Look

Even dumbass kids can do it

[boolet111]

i want one of them lol

[Awesomeoneofawesome]

1:00 - 1:03

"Even if you broke your arm trying to squeeze toothpaste, you'll still be able to brush."

LMAO best part.

[jeffkohut]

It also comes in Nacho Cheese flavor, for Mexican folks!

[iAreCutey]

This product can be payed with food stamps

[Townzino]

With the touch & brush your gest may think their in the disabled toilet!

[brandon2232]

You roll *meeeww* You press*meeeeew* x)

[ThunderBirds255]

Who squeezes there toothpaste that hard, Really are you retarded!

[LukeDude759]

And squeezes the living shit out of your toothpaste (I dare not say what he said before toothpaste)

[NickWasCertainlyHere]

where the fuck would i get a 75 dollar tooth paste dispenser >.<

[123halofreak]

@NickWasCertainlyHere At all bullshit toothpaste retailers!

[hnoobsho]

how fucking hard is getting toothpaste lol? this is bs

[TropolisWorldVideos]

at the beginning i can hear cats in the background

[Ryan200666]

You'd have to be so fucking stupid if you can't put toothpaste on a toothbrush

[BlackZero98]

I hear a kitten in the first few seconds.

[BoneDealer]

@BlackZero98 I thought that was just me. Lol

[StubbornCanary]

@BlackZero98 That's the sound of toothpaste tubes dying

[Tyannalyn]

@BlackZero98 LOL

[OGplaty]

@BlackZero98 yeah 0:04

[OGplaty]

@BlackZero98 0:02 - 0:04 *



[AnarchyClanpage]

@BlackZero98 Its a dog toy lol

[ZDanielRogers]

Look, even dumbass kids can do it xD

[littlechubbymonster]

Tis product can be paid for in food stamps... lol

[UPKODINS]

the new and easy way to spread disease

[MastronautAndLess]

ahahaha i want the nacho cheese flavour !!

[azzaz691]

lil retards lol

[Zenhk3]

69 ppl did not get Nacho cheese flavor toothpaste

[puma2732]

"Your guests will think they're at the Taj Mahal, with this awkward piece of plastic on the wall"

lmao!

[horselovergirl4319]

who in the world wets their toothbrush AFTER they put the toothpaste on the brush?

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

@horselovergirl4319 me

[SickestKidOut]

this isn't as funny as scamnow.

[fleskenialation]

He's a poet and didn't even know it.

[icalvin566]

@fleskenialation Why does everybody have to rhyme and not go back in time

[28jessc]

I cant belive they actually made a product like this... It deserved to get laughed at by rbelluso

[BrotherOfThree]

i broke my leg once while squeezing toothpaste...

[BBall0027]

I love the Octomom jokes

[bmbdefender]

you can pay for it with food stamps

[jordyb12]

LOL "even if you break your arm trying to squeeze out toothpaste" and i have retarded ass little siblings who get toothpaste EVERYWHERE..ima get this for their dumb asses

[mercanaries3]

what the hell is an Octo-mom? 

[MeGaShAiLe]

u roll you press now your bathrooms a fucking mess !! LOL !!

[PhantomODonut40]

Wait...can i put frosting in the Lazy Paste?

[23darvin]

@PhantomODonut40 YES THAT SHOULD BE AN INVENTION!!!!

[blackwolvesthe2nd]

@PhantomODonut40 wait....thats a fucking good idea!

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

@PhantomODonut40 OH MY GOD......165278160271650267165­49684 points to you

[ryan50ryan]

LOL i like when commercials make something simple like squeezing toothpaste seem like the hardest task in the world.

[Theturkishdiscoboy]

i the secret is valcuum force technolgy

thats kind of a penis pump

and it squeezes the livin shitvout of ur penis i-i-i- i mean toothpaste xD

[AtomicAlyssa929]

I used to use that little bear toothpaste at 0:20 when i was little :)

[JasmynLWilliams]

@AtomicAlyssa929 Lmao i know right!! :o

[abilityninja]

look even a damn ass kid can do it XD

[soulskater100]

0:56 lmao "Mom and dad wish we were dead"

[Firegirl568]

They have fancy sinks for people who buy products with food stamps....

[IICreedll]

Nacho flavored toothpaste for mexicans hahahahahahaahhaa

[2ube2ube]

This product can be paid for with food stamps.....where's my wallet !

[KingFire2112]

I once broke my arm trying to get toothpaste out of the tube...

[DatRaptor]

Stop squeezing cats out of the tubes! (I hear kittens at the start)

[sniperman46]

it sqeezez the living shit out of ur penis i i mean toothpaste

[butterhopscotchAG]

Lol look blood

[spritejunkee]

When I watched the original commercial I didn't want to buy it, but after I watched this I did.

[midunno1114]

LMAO 0:57

[horsey983]

I hear a kitten at the beginning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michaelmumau1]

@horsey983 lol i heard it too :D

[yellowsubmariners]

Non of these people use water to bush there teeth. So ether their wierd or ive been brushing my teeth wrong for 14 years

[TheEspeonandUmbreon]

@yellowsubmariners nope, I do that too so I'm thinking you're doing it right. :)

[demonking023]

damn the usa is really retarted they cant even squeeze toothpaste out of the tube 

[TallestRed342]

what kind of kids watch the toothpaste just squirt all over the sink? LOL they must be retarded for real

[TayTay5289]

tired of little retards that can't put toothpaste on a tooth brush? even if u broke yur arm squeezing a tube of toothpaste, you'll still be able to brush!!! HAHAA!

[TayTay5289]

Even dumb ass kids can do it!! XD

[PandoraAndMutiny]

"Mom and dad wish we were dead you know" oh my god, hahaha! wow.

[WitchKing98]

The hands free way to have Octo-moms squeeze every penny out of the government. xDDD this is hilarious man.

[crystalcarro]

tired of little retards

[Torffvit]

@crystalcarro Who aint?

[kennedy85842]

Lol the funniest thing I ever seen

[aly6283]

67 ppl paid over 76 bucks to be lazy

[internationalyoutub3]

@lotsofantimatter stfu douche.

[MyNamelsMarc]

002 i here kittens

[linc10100]

That was funny

[LotsOfAntimatter]

This wasn't even funny.

You can't pay for this item with food stamps as it has no nutritional value

fail troll is fail

l2welfare

inb4 poorfag

66 people actually know how to troll

[Pheonixfirebird1]

hey moron the whole point of a parody is pretend, a joke, a spoof. OBVIOUSLY you cant but it with food stamps, its a joke idiot. This guy and his parody's including scam now and the wtf gloves are fucking hilarious! This guy is very funny and ive pissed my pants waching his spoofs. So if you dont like it and it didnt make you laugh then shut your computer off, sit your ass on ur coutch and watch the history channel with your cats because you obviously have no sense of humor. Fucking goblin lush!

[LotsOfAntimatter]

@Pheonixfirebird1

Yeah but, it wasn't that funny, I dont see how being a Jew helps you squeeze money from the governent, regardless, umad?

also, I have a great sense of humor, and I am lulzing at your rageeeeeeeeeeee. 

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

@LotsOfAntimatter no shit, thats why its called a 'Parody..you idiot

[joey3694]

@LotsOfAntimatter crackbaby

[halfpastnoonfilms]

oh my goodness. this was awesome -3

[TheRoflWoffle]

Ew Noone wants there tooth brush one where someone elses mouth has been on

[TheDarkWarrior88]

look even dumb ass kids can do it

[NeverEndingBlackHole]

Mom and dad wants to kill us ya know

[MW2KILLAZ268]

0:01 to 0:05 thats what she said

[MercenaryArek]

"Is squeezing a tube of toothpaste too difficult for you?" XD I lost it there

[ArceusBlitz]

you squeeze

you roll

you press

NOW YOUR BATHROOM'S A FUCKING MESS

[ModestNeophyte]

I'm gone sue all y'all fuckers down at tha lazy paste hq. Y'all said I could get this on tha food stamps and I went and drove down to the Walmart and they looked at me like I was crazy and said I cain't get it with the stamps cause it weren't food! My teeth started rottnin' so I had to pull em all out with channel lock pliers and now everyone thinks I'm a greeter down there at tha Walmart.. It's so embarassing. Yer gonna hear from my lawyer, he's also my cousin and broather in law, Clydell.

[kosmosleha]

what kind of retards crate this shit products? and ... who the fuck funds them?!!!

[pnguinlvr97]

"Even if you broke your arm trying to squeeze toothpaste, you'll still be able to brush!"

[7zun]

looks good in any trailer trash home

[alexander1485]

this product can be paid for with food stamps LOL

[JohnAbuklau]

Penis pump? wtf?!

[Cassandra547CP]

*counts food stamps* JK JK

[Havefunkush]

Tired of little retards who cant put toothpaste on a toothbrush?

[Nanastar2114]

mom and dad wish we were dead you know

lol

[csguitarsk8dude]

DO NOT LEAVE THE TAP WATER ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE COMES THEEEE LAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOR!

Boom.

[98zack]

now ur bath room a fucking mess...haha

[LOVERCHARLEE88]

that actually sounds like an awesome contraption XD

[theanimefreak22222]

Vacum force is like a penis pump it squeezes the shit out of your penis.... I mean ToothPaste

[MrIbrahimO]

LOL, i found this video on a malaysian online shopping site.... somebody was trying to really sell this thing and he posted this parody of the ad.. makes it 100 times funnier.

lelong. com. my / touch-n-brush-I971259C-2007-01­-Sale-I. htm (remove the spaces)

[GaolisVideoLog]

@MrIbrahimO I... can't believe it. People sell all kinda sh$% nowadays......

[jasperLV]

Tooth Paste Dispenser... WTF

[supertoontownmaster]

It takes the piss out of your penis!

LMAO!

[kleinama9870]

It also comes in nacho cheese flavor :D lmao

[MrKilkrod]

"it squeezes the living shit out of your penis" lol

[xoxokatgirlxoxo]

Damn, since when does toothpaste come in such weird colors?

[mercanaries3]

@xoxokatgirlxoxo

red is cinnamon, orange is citrus

get your shit straight

[BladeOfSamurai]

i was led here by who someone actually use this parody video to sell the product in an online bidding shop equivalent to ebay.

[RockLover1203]

marm and dad wirsh we wer dead u know? lmao

[becks23991]

sawa1993 the kid says you know mom and dad wish we were dead

[sawa1993]

What do the kids say at 0:57 PLEASE REPLYY

[VJ732]

@sawa1993 The kids say "Mom and Dad wish we are dead, you know"

[sawa1993]

Thanks Man...... After watching it knowing what they said made is so much funnier lol@VJ732

[Tygerlily179]

what if you help down the pump? It would keep squeezing out toothpaste wouldn't it? O.o So its possible you could have too much?

[Rtree115]

the funniest part is that you dont kno what he is goin say next. that mexican nacho cheese WTF lmaooooooo

[rocknrollgirl300]

MAKE A HEART WITH YOUR HANDS

2.THINK OF YOUR CRUSH

3.KISS THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FAKE HEART

4.PUT YOUR FAKE HEART ON YOUR REAL HEART

5.POST THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO

6.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

[ripazha1337]

@rocknrollgirl300 FUCK YOU.

[Tayler1352]

@rocknrollgirl300 MAKE A HEART WITH YOUR HANDS

2.THINK OF YOUR CRUSH

3.KISS THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FAKE HEART

4.PUT YOUR FAKE HEART ON YOUR REAL HEAR

6.POST THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO

7. GUESS WHAT F*CKIN HAPPENS! NOTHING GET A LIFE! MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN IF YOUR THAT DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!

[thingkinfast]

0:01 for wack-a-cat!

[SH4DOWSTEP]

WOW! It even comes in chrome for my fancy trailer home!

[SuperDeamon666]

LOOK FRESH BLOOD

[hobo970]

Look! even Dumbazz kids can do it xD

[dantheman931]

How exactly do suction cups work on wood and wallpaper? O.o

[99yomomma]

"Even if you Broke your arm trying to squeeze toothpaste.."

[F4fullpower]

Transcribe audio part 4

"the software piece of plastic on the wall it even comes in chrome for fancy trailer. home. why pay over seventy six dollars to be lazy when you can do it for just ninteen ninety. nine. get yours today. call one eight hundred lazy based. this product can be paid for through the steps."

[F4fullpower]

Transcribe audio part 3

"and forced technology that's kinda like a penis pump ans squeezes the living shit out of your penis i mean to peace. it also comes in on choti flavor for mexican folks tired of it we talked to take its place. on a tooth brush. make life easier. want to go through drdo. if you broke your arm trying to squeeze toothpaste you'll still be on the brush. your guess wasn't there at the taj mahal.

Go to part 4

[F4fullpower]

Transcribe audio part 2

"you can take off fourteen of the urgent indication lazy pieces not only functional it's also. very attractive looks good in a trailer trash home you'll be lazy and oka. which if you have to cover up came without batteries are electricity anymore i can't. do it the way fully defusing too much toothpicks because the suspects is the exact amount everytime. look even thomas kids can do it the secret is in the back

Go to part 3

[F4fullpower]

Transcribe audio part 1

"you squeeze year-old you press. now you're better than fucking that. is squeezing into the toothpaste too difficult for you. does it make your fingers sore swollen or cramped. there's gotta be a better way introducing lazy pace. behaves freeway for about two months to squeeze every last penny from the government look. fresh blood using every last drop of toothpaste you'll be seeing money.

Go to part 2

[tarra3434]

This product CAN be paid for with food stamps......

[skullshot91]

It also comes in nacho cheese flavor... for mexican folks.

[ShitTalkinDandylions]

the easy way for octomoms to squeeze every penny from the government haha

[ahmadhamad]

lmao nacho cheese flavor for mexican folks

[bacongirl56]

lol

my mom got this and I used it for the first time just tonight

it puts like five times the amount of toothpaste I would ask for on

[ReservedRealist]

LOL "even if you broke your arm trying to squeeze toothpaste.."

[fuyu193]

mom and dad wish we were dead u know

[XxelprincipexX]

squeeze every last penny from the government

[yippers38]

This product can be purchased with food stamps. lol

[TheFreakifier]

Its kinda like a penis pump, and squeezes the living shit out of your penis..I-I mean your toothpaste

[pigstynumeral]

LOL

[sc4r3cr0w1]

lil retards thats funny part

[MrLocoNBA1]

why pay 76 dollars to be lazy when u could pay $19.99

[L4D2boi]

racist much