Best of Rifftrax's 300

[TheInstantClassic1]

He did not wish for tribute....or song....or graphic novel

LMFAO!!!!!

[MPSecare]

"So.... mud?"

[BellaCullen325]

FOR SHAME!

[orgo]

Oh souper!

[AmbassadorJediSpock]

"Forced to wear diapers until he was 20"

“Look would you shut-up with the narration, I’m trying to kill a wolf here”

"going to be a party cloudy blue screen today I see"

"What we were blue screened and digitized to do"

Hahahahaha!

[Super7826]

"They turned to their magic"--"to their Ku-Klux-Pimps." LMAO!!

[Lillyvon]

"His teeth are bleached and capped..." Gold

[Lillyvon]

I fucking loved this movie (I'm a 41 year old woman). but I REALLY loved the Riff version of this movie! I was crying laughing.

[MrTheaterBasement]

Wait, if DisembAudio doesn't have a body (and I assume he doesn't because of his name) then how the heck did he bake the guys Snicker-doodles?

[TheFF07]

They were constantly making fun of Butler being Scottish. I just bout died with laughter.

[beatsbytheround]

Please riff the movie Immortals

[nintendonut999]

The slow clap!

[ChernovFan100]

*Cough* *Cough* Attention Spartans! :)

[alondite345]

"Nobody even pushed me!" XD

[OitaJaa]

they turned to their ku-klux pimps

[BloodylocksBathory]

They do have a point though. Gerard Butler's accent needed a stopper on it.

[eastwing329]

Disembodio's reaction is my favorite part.

[ResidentEvilSpore]

this is SPART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

[ChernovFan100]

Well I think he certainly proved that THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[GamerTamer1]

MOOVE!! Man that's one angry cow hahahaha so freaking funny

[MrBuch169169]

Oh, so 'hubris' is pronounced 'hyu-bris' but when it comes to 'Pumaman'..... ah, never mind. Got to let this go.

[Miyavisgirl1540]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE!!!! 

[mfed3]

rifftrax = not funny

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

@mfed3 It only seems that way since you have no soul.

[MrXGLWalker]

IS THIS THE KIND OF FILTH YOU PUT WHEN I LEAVE THE ROOM? FOR SHAME!!! No......no.....no.......

[jwbrough1]

the slomostrians are comming

[Replicaate]

@Eshkander I did learn that the Spartans did in fact throw the Persian messengers down a well...so of all the things they got that right at least.

However I agree with ikarosus, this movie was for gratuitous blood, guts, and male shirtlessness, not historical accuracy. and I kind of love it for that.

[Ikarosus]

@Eshkander Frankly, I really dont get, why are people expecting historical accuracy from campfire story

[km099]

"Happy mask" ... dying

[ScarletRedCrimson]

no one even pushed me!!! me neither!!! lolololol

[snarkus63]

Thousand times funnier than "Meet The Spartans".

{of course,an oddly-shaped stain of greyish-brown liquid,complete with various crawling insects,on a rotting wood floor would be funnier than "Meet The Spartans".....}

[JustBrianMusic]

what we were shaved to dooo

[ninjacal95]

THIS IS SPART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!!!

[FormerlyMrBean667]

Ku Klux pimps.

[nestical916]

No songs were sung that night..."not even the Thong Song"

[Whoooooooa]

"Thank you, witch king!"

I lol'd and lol'd and lol'd.

[BellaCullen325]

FOR SHAME!!

[MrSean24601]

"NOBODY EVEN PUSHED MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "ME NEITHERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

[Cpt50Caliber]

.......MOO!!!

[nintendonut999]

This is SPARTA nutritious breakfast!

[crashbox6000]

"ah the slow clap..nice.." hahah

[charles9655]

is this mst3

[HLluver2]

@charles9655 It's the people from MST3K. But MST3K stopped a long time ago.

[cdjford17]

The slomostrians are coming! CHAAAAARRGGEEEEEE!

[DarcyMaris]

"HOOOWW?"

"How? You just pushed him. What do you mean 'how?'."

[SickBritKid]

March, men, to the music of Nine Daktylos Nails!

[jupiterinleo]

I was watching this movie the other day and I couldn't stop laughing because I was thinking about the rifftrax. 

[ATHF10]

the slow mostrians are coming!!!!

[rsilkw2]

Jog men! jog casually into battle! Jog!

[DurzaGaiden]

MOOOOO!!!!

[IggyHazard]

Seeing as how it's historically proven that Spartans wore armor, you have to wonder if the whole bare chest thing actually was done for the sake of homoeroticism.

X-P

Also, commanders wore horizontal plumes on their helmets.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@IggyHazard and also you couldnt fit a damn rhino or elephant on the pass at thermopylae and xerxes was not all pierced, that has been historically proven too.

[IggyHazard]

@Mst3kfanatic1 The real Xerxes had a great big Grizzly Adams beard.

[FHCTech]

@IggyHazard

You do realize this movie was based on a Frank Miller comic, right?

Right?

[ManosthehandsofBones]

@FHCTech which in turn is based, thought fantasied alot, on a important battle in the Persian War. Both Leonadis and the creppy persian king were both real peopel.

[FHCTech]

@ManosthehandsofBones

You really can't say that the movie was based on anything historical....the comic itself is a over-sexualized, ultra-gory testosterone feast....which depict racist savages as heroes against a unifying army.

I loved the movie...but it was MEANT to be fictional, mindless fun. Anyone who complains about its historical accuracy needs to find a better use of their time.

[joshuare5768]

@FHCTech I found the digital sky to be extremely accurate, thank you.

[wooite]

the slow clap, didn't work

[Sutidude]

My good king...

Wenceslas!

[ChloeAnnamarie]

MOO!!! "....jeez that one angry cow." " Um he said move not moo." So, hes a cow that can speak english?!" "...no he's not a cow...OH I guess he is." LMBO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SAOrules]

OH STHUPER!! 

[imagineerboi]

@SAOrules *gasp* How tacky!

[CPUteabag]

This is super

[musicnerd225488]

these hot actors just gave me a lady-boner.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@musicnerd225488 Do you mean the Angry Cow or RiffTrax?

[bcary1013]

"They are counting on the Spartans not having an elf."

[jujubmuse]

Muffin out your chests!

[SithianHawk]

"I baked you some snickerdoodles..."

[AFROBLACK50]

"The 'slow-mostrians' are coming!" "CHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGEE­UUH"

[mst3KGf]

Too bad this doesn't have the best bit.

"So this whole ruse was aimed at killing some minor spokesman, the Persian Scott McClellan?"

"Sparta, scourge of low-level bureaucrats everywhere!"

"Oh no, he's not aiming at Xerxes, he's aiming at the guy down the road who does light filing for the Persians."

[Dark27inferno]

What does he mean when they say "HAM ALERT HAM ALERT?"

[Fredausable]

@Dark27inferno That Overacting is about to ensue and one must grab some popcorn and enjoy

[ClassicalDan1]

@Dark27inferno Ham Alert, would be a reference to 'Hamming it up', or when an actor overacts a line/role.



[jujubmuse]

@Dark27inferno that actor was "hamming it up" i.e. overacting..or trying to steal the scene

[MissMillsonxx]

@Cruzman3609 caalmmm yourr tittss

[MissMillsonxx]

@Cruzman3609 ooo testyy. It's funny how almost everyone else post quotes but i'm the stupid motherfucker. People are simply pointing out what they thought was the best part. Calm your tits.

[sailtheplains]

Hahaha, Ann Coulter. XD

[heartlessmushroom]

5:27 4 years later, Nexon transforms him into a goat.

That plays the flute

[heartlessmushroom]

5:57 4 years later, Nexon transforms him into a goat.

That plays the flute

[SlauterHouZe101]

Ahhh, they're counting on the Spartans not having an elf!

[thebatchtube]

Oh no, it's turnin' into one of these!

[MrSlipknoted]

for some reason he is dreamin of arwen hahahahahaha

[MrBuch169169]

MOOOOOOve!

That's one angry cow...

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

2:00 hey hey dont take that tone with the festering inbred pigmen

[AFROBLACK50]

5:42 "HEY. Who took my happy mask?"

[theswedishdude1]

@AFROBLACK50 sry i kinda broke it...

[ms0487a]

0:16-0:21-Wow, the riff fit that piece of the scene perfectly!!!

[JimJ123]

This is one of my favorite riffs, despite the fact that I really like the movie.

[TsundereLightning]

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOUNDTRACK!

SUBMIT TO IT!

[elvaelvirababe]

oh sthuper~

[SoopaDuck]

Acch!!! Give em some haggis and tell em I'll be right therrrrrre! LMAO

[19teenybee94]

haw!! dinny dis the scottish!! we are not that obsessed wi haggis...much... XD

[LibraHorse1]

MOO! That's one angry cow.

[TheInstantClassic1]

"Ham alert, Ham alert, Eh Eh Eh!!!"

[GamerofMisfortune]

Gimme your money you moog or Mr Taglietelle says I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK IN SOME PUDDIN!

[CMD1568]

Is there a potter in the house?

Iyam ay potter!!!

[JohnnyBoy65451]

"oh, thsuper"

LMAO!!

[Dragonstorm787]

Xerses: "No, it is I, Anne Coulter, without my wig on!" LOL

[biowon]

"Ahh, they're counting on the Spartans not having an Elf." LOL

[mondoqracker]

prepare for one wild night, PANTY RAIDE ON THE PERSIANS.

WOOHOO, woohoo

[mst3k4evur]

I love this movie but damn is the rifftrax fitting!

[UbberNinja13]

THIS IS A SPARKLER!!!!!!!!!!

[maestro1286]

No body even puussshhhed meeeeeeee....!

Me neeeiitherrrrr.....!

[IPODxRPGxGUY]

how can u watch and hate this? very funny ! thumbs up up and up!!!!!!

[SamuraiPie8111]

Gasp, Tacky!

[NYstreetrat]

He's thinking of moving to Athens, if you get my drift....

[1alejo2]

Is there a potter in the house?!!

I'm a potter..

Shut up Wanker!

[larodem]

"Remember, only YOU can prevent sickly babies from diluting the strength of our race! FREEDOM!"

[Kidprodigy07]

GIVE HIM SOME HAGGIS AND TELL HIM I'LL BE RIGHT THEEERRRRE XD

[Paintballman411]

Whippee woohoo Yipee!

[monsterinyourpocket]

MOOOOO!

Thats one angry cow

I lost my shit at that point laughing.

[NWAWskeptic]

@monsterinyourpocket lol, me too!

[NinjaChannel]

Submission is a brilliant Muslim rock band name.

[villi1997]

THIS IS YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!

[flameblade02]

"The deserve a raise!"

Gets me every time XD

[bigdaddytiny210]

Tonight we kill a whole box of Trojans!

[purplecladimp]

"My little whore queen."

I AM NOT LITTLE!

[Cornell2020]

I almost choked to death at the angry cow joke lol

[wr3kinhavok]

awesome lord of the rings references

[TheDamnedWolfman]

"THIS IS'SPART'AF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!" made me lose my shit. I love Bill Corbett.

[UdallIn72]

Wow, I was the 77,777th view!

[anemicroyaltea69]

I still hafta say, after the many times I've watched this, lol, the "HOW TACKY" line gets me the most every time! lmao It's so perfect!

[PunchSydeiron]

5:50 Mother! Laughing my motherflippin' ass off!

[MissMillsonxx]

SPARTAAANNNSS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

AAOO! AAOO! AAOO!

AND I'M A FLOWER ARRANGER!

[OnTheBrinkOfCrazy]

6:53 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS ENTERS

oh my gosh <3

[tigerboy1966]

Bet I'm not the only one who keeps looking to the bottom right and thinking something's missing.

[DramaticMonarch]

"MOO!"

"That's one angry cow!"

I'm absolutely pissing myself at that! :D

[Feckinpaddy29]

Tonight we kill a whole box of Trojans!!

[ladyhart21]

i happen to love this movie, and the rifftrax for it. it was hilarious! XD

[NewGuy2534]

JOG MEN! JOG CASUALLY INTO BATTLE! JOG---!!!

[DoYouKnoTheTimes]

looooool

The Slowmostrians are coming

[NewGuy2534]

And so Xerxes and Jimmy Buffit made the largest boat to boat party in history.

[TheAmazingThing101]

Hey I made some snicker doodles and-OOHOHOHOHO

IS THIS THE KIND OF SHOW YOU WATCH WHILE I'M GONE!? For shame!

[Sutidude]

LONG LIVE SCOTLAND... ERR... SPARTA!

[kazadstairs]

one of the best rifftrax, but then the movie sucked so plenty to tear appart.

[override367]

Remember only you can prevent sickly babies from diluting the strength of our race

FREEEEEEEEDOM

[perpy994]

9 people are legitimately persians

[wowkittycatclaws]

This is spart of a balanced breakfast!

[leviathan13186]

His roar was long and loud, his teeth were bleached and capped...

[escape421521]

Man, I'm such a nerd. 9 Dyaktylos nails was the funniest part of this for me.

[jujubmuse]

@escape421521 9 Dyakylos Nails was definitely the most witty riff.

[PwntgePk]

MOOOOve! Thats one angry cow. He said move not moo

[TheNewDaySucks]

we're going to state finals

[BobbyDagen10]

"They have served the dark will of Persian kings for 500 years."

"They deserve a raise!"

xD

[guns4hire2000]

I made the mistake of eating my lunch while watching this. When Mike said "forced to wear diapers until he was twenty", I spewed milk all over my laptop screen!

[lordofthedrums93]

THIS IS SPART- OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!

[larchex]

Oh, they're counting on the Spartans not to have an elf!

[ALostClassic]

"Xerxes is usually glad to see a spear headed into him."

I so thought that.

[ChriswithMatt]

"Earth, and water."

"So...Mud."

[koorizfynz]

these guys are the best ever!!!!!

[bloodraynegoddess]

Lmao taught to wear diapers until he was twenty lol

[BlueSugarMaple]

THIS! IS! SPARTA THE BALANCED BREAKFAST!!!

[thechipmunks109]

tonight we kill a whole box of trojans

[Feckinpaddy29]

I'm guessing that the 8 who disliked this were, sadly, huge fans of this movie.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

@Feckinpaddy29 Unlike films such as Twilight the entertainment value of 300 with or wthout the Rifftrax playing while watching is arguable. While I can't speak for it personally, I imagine even those who believe the film to be even more then just an entertaining popcorn flick would refrain from taking offense to this.

[Feckinpaddy29]

His teeth are bleached and capped.

[Feckinpaddy29]

It is I, Ann Coulter, without my wig on!

[Feckinpaddy29]

THIS IS A SPAAAARKLER!!

[Sutidude]

@Feckinpaddy29 THIS IS A SPARKPLUG!!!

[thechipmunks109]

no man threatens a messenger: not even one dumb enough to loiter around a bottomless pit.

[phxsns1]

"MOOOOOOO-ve!"

That's one angry cow!

[ZoanBlade90]

THIS.IS.RIFFTRAX!

[DougOaksford]

Long live Scotland...I mean Sparta! lol

[sailtheplains]

"No, it is I, Ann Coulter without my wig on!"

[leikeylosh]

"Little whore queen"

"I'm not little!"

[EffectiveKill]

6:50 hahaha

[thewildone]

I had it together until 'Spartof a complete breakfast', then I lost it.