Far Cry 2 - Weeing guy vs. machete

[XdBlueGR95]

where is this guy? I would like to find him :D

[afrodominicano23]

He ain't got a LONG DICK!

[MachineryGun]

I think the machete trick has already been tried on 'em, 'cause penis is abcent from the whole equation...

[mchoppy]

far cry 2 was a great game but had a lot of problems main one being the enemies were retarded

[xTHUNDERSHOCK]

@mchoppy haha yea especially the drivers :P

[simmcoful]

you literally stepped right into his stream of piss...

[tylerboy565]

I love how British/English people say "wee" instead of "pee". It's hilarious. xD

[JoshEastham]

@tylerboy565 Well a pea is a vegetable so saying wee avoids confusion. Pee sounds imature.

[ZsHouseProductions]

@JoshEastham And wee doesn't sound immature? Bullshit. They both do. Plenty of immaturity in the English language, both on the American and British side.

[jaybeebee14]

omg how can he just pause his pee stream like that!!?? That takes years of training!!!

[IzidoriuZ]

I love to Pistol his head wile he is in that state. :]

[belovedmatt]

INVISIBLE PENIS!! :O

hes magic.....

[mrga009]

He fell into his own piss.

[BATTLEFEELD3]

you should of got on your knees and drink it.

[blindthrall]

So the guy with no dick owns a Desert Eagle? Not surprising.

[MrMetallicafan123456]

you swimmed on his piss . 

[AdamBaileyloltv12]

He peed himself :)

[TheDJmaker12]

he has a INVISIBLE PENIS! :O :L

[MRFCKJEWTUBE]

@TheDJmaker12 yeah he is probably asian or part asian

[neoioneo310]

you're mean lol

[Killerhunter36]

sv_cheats 1

notarget 1

nice Try troll 

[jordan1852]

@Killerhunter36 do i type that in console??

[onewhosepic]

@jordan1852 Lol, I'm pretty sure those are for source engine games.

[jordan1852]

@onewhosepic (not farcry 2) ?

[onewhosepic]

@jordan1852 Nope, FarCry2 uses a difrent engine.

[jordan1852]

@onewhosepic but there is a console in it so how would u do that cheat??

[onewhosepic]

@jordan1852 I don't know the console commands, just the -DEVMODE prompt which unlocks a few cheats with things like infinite ammo.

[tntvacation]

JB's Pea-nuss?

[mbfhk98]

Creepy dead guy talking in water after getting his dick cut off..

[BavoolUD]

hehe:D

[guillimaki]

HE HASN'T GOT PEANUS!

[ZsHouseProductions]

@guillimaki YOU HAVEN'T GOT GOOD SPELLING SKILLS!

[TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats]

ghost cock strikes again !

[blackraine1]

1:22 OH MY GOD! HE CHOPPED OFF MY D*CK!!!

[shadows987987]

That's odd, normally they see you from 3 miles away -_-

[hellcatdave1]

@shadows987987 Wow, I never have that problem.. Maybe you should crouch and use cover more often :3

[shadows987987]

@hellcatdave1

Play on infamous and the enemies are terminators. You fire one round from a sniper from a mile away and they all lock onto you.

[MrChupacabra1995]

yur gay

[Wierdoman900000]

Woah! Africa is more advanced than we think. They have trousers which you can piss straight through!

[UrbanNinja117]

Its so small! (u know what i'm talkin about)

[Harri477]

a bug

[networkplayer1]

ahah



[CSnakeV]

Why is a blind guy using a damn shotgun anyway?

[vinni3romer0]

Gay test. If you were looking for his you kmow whats, i hsve bad news for you...

[zerrierslizer1]

AHHHH! he is a man girl! mangirlbitch!

[1234Kearnsy]

PROOF! Masturbate enough and you will go blind

[WeedIsGood4Y0u]

CIRCUMCISION! 

[MrRedFox13]

he is good if he can breath under water after he pee in it.

[Snopp202]

damn limey!! its called "PEEING" not "WEEING".

pisses me off...

trolololo

[madjarbtrolling]

@Snopp202 damn yank loose some weight

[Snopp202]

@madjarbtrolling :P you know brittish people has the largest percentage of obese people?

P.S not a yank

[madjarbtrolling]

@Snopp202 nope the fat cunts in the usa do

[Snopp202]

@madjarbtrolling nooooooooooOOOOuuu.

[xXfuzzyyetiXx]

he has a very small cock

[ItsTheMarioman]

Don't ask him for a circumcision, he ain't a certified doctor.

[whiteyAlcade]

is it weird if this gave me a boner?

[gta99silverado]

He's just chilling lol.

[Lighthouse418]

FUCK THAT SHIT, I would do it off the mountaij

[KeshnerfFilms]

It would add to detail in the game if they actually showed the penis. In a non sexual way it would show that devs cared more about authenticity then what pro-censorship people say about their games. I can understand however that it wasn't part of the initial character design so yea.

[survive256]

hahaha... best movie ever. man.

[MrSomeGamerdude]

so how many pixels did they gave his dick? 1/0 of a pixel?

[mmmocto]

@MrSomeGamerdude 1/0 is not a number.

[MrSomeGamerdude]

@mmmocto I know "1/0" is not a number. its an joke as in. Its soo small that a ant ah a bigger dick than him, cant divide his dick by 0. dick-less male. that what i ment when i sayed 1/0

[MikeMallorca2010]

HE FORGOT TO WASH HIS HANDS!

[Sicklehead88]

@MikeMallorca2010 no, he didn't need to wash his hands, cuz he has learned not to piss on them

[BorderHopper408]

WTF WHERE IS THIS AT..... Firrst half or second half of game

[PROstyFacet31]

0:33 o_o

[Load0Sheep]

justin bieber?

[Cal50Rifle]

Cut his dick off !!!

[FlashingDude98]

1:38 *blub blub blub blub...*

[artickiller2]

he had no dick his fingers were pissing

[mike241111]

pee bug



[genxside]

he has a big bladder to pee 2 times.

[MIxosmefistous]

7 guys are blind and have no dick...

[moviemaker1004]

I had a bug in Pala when I heard some random shotgun shot by enemy soldier even if I didn't shoot before. Strange...

[megatron123ful]

mt cousin showed me this he glitched it some how and what he did was he used a knife and choped it off, he was on the floor and he start peeing blood lol so funny

[Helghastdreamsoldier]

@megatron123ful That, my friend, is a lie, and you know it. You cannot remove body parts in FC2. Secondly, no nudity is ever seen in FC2. Third, the machete automatically targets the stomach/chest, never lower or higher. Your comment is invalid.

[deaker123]

Fell in his own piss XD

[spikeman991]

ive saw someone on farcry 2 it was a glitch in pala so i shot he didnt do anything other than started smoking

[dghgrwhy]

For what game system is this?

[JGSHD]

@dghgrwhy xbox 360, pc and PS3

[hi1234929]

:O Thats skuld i see in my game!! now! i gonner find a Weeing guy!! xD

[FarCry2InAction]

xD

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I was hoping you'd walk up close to him so I could quote Adam Sandler and say "I GOT PISS ON ME!"

[dedder15]

what happend with far cry 3 ?

[MrSniperscope]

he didnt wash his hands ...eeeew

[kartingkid43]

@MrSniperscope i think he did when he fell in the lake. LOL! :)

[JAEProductions1]

Looks like he's already been attacked with a machete before, because unfortunately, he has no penis and yet he holds his hand out as if to hold it. Funny how games can be rated 18+ and M or whatever and have loads of swearing and stuff in yet they don't show any nudity much.

[soaponaroapDG]

the AI is so cool on this game, maybe not the most intelligent but the things they do are awesome, like helping a wounded buddy and handing out beers, they fish too, and talk about elephant shit, and if your reputation is level 4 or 5, they're all piss scared of you and want to go home.

[gutarjunky]

where is he?

[Mrwalkman56]

Ive seen a guy fishing is that somthing or what? :D

[DonBello]

@Mrwalkman56 nobody cares faggot

[FATJESUS316]

no r kelly dont piss on me

[BLARGanot]

THEN WHERE WAS PENIS?

[15Netzero]

LOL

[hiyaimtwillyman]

he has a microscopic smesh smesh

[PaDDYx2011x]

And thers water infront of him.... and he still didnt wash his hands

[tamiya008]

Hes friendly...

[TheLegendSeeker09]

this guy is a friendly to u, thats why he didnt shoot you, cause if he wouldnt be friendly ur machete wouldnt go up like in 0:33 when u look at him xD

[TheBullet90]

see it. feel it. hear it. love it. ^^

[Removes]

That big desert eagle of his looks like compensation for his missing wang

[arnetude]

I am going to shoot you with my peenis , ,,,,Oh I dont have peenis sorry my piss comes from my pants and I am blind so where the fuck are you

[MrVladdavid]

this is the AI in the game

[TheModernwar2]

chop his dick off

[Izebullet]

how did you make him blind???

[nickfish34]

he looks happy



[DaxB92]

at least you let him finish =]

[lankyalex1]

1:20, and there goes his dick

[JimBoopLoop]

owww how did he stop his flow twice that kinda hurts

[Ewaldutzu]

NICE VIDEO MAN !

[BruceJBCpaintball]

ur such a perv

[chriisisaman5]

relieve

[imabigman47]

this reminds me of friday 13

[Neobdragon]

Your wearing camo thats why. Its a glitch with the AI.

[XxMultiKill0081xX]

u cut off his dick :O

[MehdenMax]

Shhhh quiet, it's a BERZERKER, don't make a sound.

[MrSharo21]

CASTRATED BITCH!!

[CRAXERSNAX9025]

lol he gots no dick :D

[joeylegacy2000]

I always wondered how that river got there...

[ArecVsBush]

how did he not see you???

[nleo3]

wich character are you playing?please comment

[putridpansy]

wtf his hand is weeing

[oLEGENDz]

You killed him because he needs to learn how to wash his hands.

[pandaviewer1997]

...Hey free shotgun!

[leksuli]

It would just jam

[thorsten94vfl]

which charakter do u play?

[TheGameGoss]

chopped off his dick lol

[blazejames47]

you can shoot them in the neck and it counts as a body shot

[kieranwalls]

hahaha hes got no dick

[TheBullet90]

@kieranwalls yes. but i think it´s invisible.......or not and hes really got no dick^^

[garrettman94]

@kieranwalls its just VERY small

[ThatDeadGuy234]

@garrettman94 LoL

[198cvx]

@kieranwalls all new invisa dick!

[A3IOWN3DU]

@kieranwalls y u look?

[jettrooper3rd]

he is peeing trough his pants!

that is unbeliveble!

[Tubyubber]

@jettrooper3rd in Far Cry 2, people spend diamonds on guns and other stuff. so obviously, they have holes in their clothing.

[khaluuy]

did you know, in many provinces here in the philippines, people do that to circumcise children. with machetes. :D

[MadamKouassi]

Crotchshot = the worst pain, and the greatest victory.

They should have made a shot to the dick fatal in this game... it would have made it so much more satisfying.

[g3nti000]

lol well since your minded like that, imagine they could do shits and you shove the knife up der ass and wen u take it out its covered in shit ...

[MadamKouassi]

Oh you nastee, fool

[MadamKouassi]

I just meant that they should make a shot to a guys penis a kill shot, not make it violent and messy. Your idea is just gross, lmao. XD

[g3nti000]

lol i just came up with a random idea

[MadamKouassi]

it sounds cool, i think it would made people sick though >.>

[g3nti000]

lol

[shortyetpink]

when i see peepes peeing i just snipe them where it hurts the most

[Csp499]

You're sick, Shortlyetpink. You're fucking sick.

[oscarzhang77]

lol 0:37

[kingjoe0941life]

if i see that guy itill be weeing man .VS. IED

[bigobrother123]

choped his dick off and in the water he wanted air from water

[TheYellowoboe]

He traded his vision for lungs.

[crocshoes4t9]

@TheYellowoboe gills...

[Poonybug]

@TheYellowoboe More like gills. :P

[MrDelegateZERO]

@TheYellowoboe ..You mean gills... >.>

[Fasuelye]

haha i never saw a weeing guy in far cry 2 and my game processing is 100% :D

[exacgame]

The guys also smoking, observe with binoculars... I even seen, in night assault, the guy slept in shelter.

[windson7]

@exacgame Wow you sure like to stalk, don't you?

[arjentromp12]

he must pee so badly that he first pee and then kill you



[Wowleipo]

@Fasuelye, to me it happend inside pala on the freakin middle of the town 0_0, and then a guy randomly fell out of the sky and died

[34sesamestreet]

@Fasuelye same

[34sesamestreet]

lol he peed his pants so hard it came out of his face