George Washington

[jquade82]

@asdfqwertyfour that was just recently added after I left 5 comments on his video that he would immediately delete. I'm glad he finally gave credit to brad neely. Thanks for pointing it out!

[ajalligood1]

He ate a deer

[theneuroticmind]

@MrStig691

I guess by your rules Ghandi was British too?

[MrStig691]

It's funny how ignorant modern day Americans can be about this period of "their" history. George Washington, like his opponents, was British.

[zinfandelist]

@MrStig691 Ha! what were you smoking when you came up with that one? Does this mean we can call England the 51st state?

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

I have to write a fucking essay about this homo. Who fucking gives a shit about what George Washington did, he was just the first fucking president of the United States, that's no different than getting first comment on a video.

[asdfqwertyfour]

@RayWiIIamJohns0n lol

[jquade82]

There is someone who completely ripped this off and changed the words for a guy named ronnie mund. Search ronnie mund theme song. Its getting airplay on howard stern. Thought the creator would like to know!

[asdfqwertyfour]

@jquade82 He gave credit. "Inspired by the amazing Brad Neely and his opus, George Washington."

[lilyipster]

1,022 dislikes? must be all the British children

[skadude2719]

i heard.that motherfucker.had like.... 30 goddamn dicks

[FirelordRoku]

Lol Nyan Washington at the end

[cocolizcoco]

He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky...

[wxsyz]

i heard he had like a million dicks

[AliCatEtc]

Hilaaaarious!

[GalenZacharyRobbins]

2 sets of testicles? 4 balls...damn george

[madhatterzz]

thats fucking so anti british , what alod of shit

[mxyzptlk2099]

@madhatterzz yes you'll notice the entire american revolution was pretty anti-british. weird how that works, right?

[MrCherubhair1]

@madhatterzz I'm british, Who gives a fuck? Shut up.

[sgtSqeegee119]

This isn't the original video...

[StormmanBlogs]

RIPGeorge!

[piklebot]

Is it wrong that I have bookmarked this video and watch it several times in a row each day?

[P4rtis4n]

As a Brit, I can safely say this is one of the funniest and catchiest things I've ever heard, even after all these years!

[mrgbella]

I seem to always watch this the night when i have a huge project due that i saved for the  night before, especially when i'm losing focus. its the song that pumps me up, even if i don't want to be.

[kittyact180]

We had to write facts about George Washington today in class and you don't know how hard it was for me not to quote this!!!

[ronaldromero85]

This vid is popular on Pristina

[Jalmond777]

Gotta love the melody

[Mazgelis626]

0:57

George Washington, the REAL Legendary Super Saiyan.

[HTMHicks]

here for my daily visit

[1e7h9p3p]

Looks like 1007 people where killed for fun

[dihydrohydroxycodein]

How many niggaz did he own by the way?

[NoTimeForComplacency]

RING!

[Qmanization]

This always makes me happy.

[memphistigers777]

i heard that motherfucker had like 30 dicks

[indrancole3]

I'm British and this is by a wide margin the best thing created.

[ChadC919]

You will be known by your fruits. ~Baha'u'llah

[mcbullets99]

I love how to copy has more views than the original.

[Ghostvisionable]

FUCK THE BRITISH CHILDREN!!

[terminamator]

He really is good alot!

[modypython]

george washington is a great leader why you are saying that you like killing good mans and leaders noods

[mcbullets99]

ITS FAWDZ!

[MrYoshiEggs]

@mcbullets99 Fawdz, the Minecraft guy?

[LosMustacheros]

HE'S COMING

[underdog353777]

Just kind of curious why this has 3 million views

I mean it's kinda funny, but not like "OMG this is the bestest most original shit ever"

[MegaChase03]

washington washington 6 foot 8 fu***** weighs a ton

[Acebill561]

my ap us history teacher showed me this lmfao

[smoreface88]

1007 people sucked all of his dicks!



[EjvindDark]

I am a British Children. I'm so sorry Washington. Please forgive me. Please please forgive me.

[sagefall11]

1,006 people had their hand held..In a jar of acid..At a party.

[Saskatchewan00]

I have a feeling Washington would be into this. He was a stoner.

[124qdude]

I used to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes but then i took an arrow to the knee

[YoManitee]

I used to believe all this about George Washington, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[KuzzinKreepy]

well.... i'm off to George Washington's wikipedia page to change some facts.....

[gijokef]

Nyan cat is just a shitty rip off of George Washington.

[Chaitanya7ViP]

1 word...Stupid

[sockschappercat]

I may be British, but this is still made of win.

The past has passed.

[r0llskyay0]

@sockschappercat

yeah at first we were part of you, then we decided we didnt like you, now we run the world. funny how that works huh? maybe someday puerto rico will do the same to us

[sockschappercat]

@r0llskyay0 Well, I wouldn't quite say that the US runs the world, mainly as it has no control over other countries' affairs, but it a superpower, yes.

[LittleMegha]

"He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky" That is fucking BRILL!

[GunTotinHippie]

@LittleMegha killed his sensei in a duel and  he never said why

[thatguylloyd]

great.



[crytapusta]

I dont care how many times Ive watched this it doesnt get old only gets better like a fine wine

[hippoears]

2 years later and I still love it

[kennthekiller911]

my teacher showed us this

[animeretardedness999]

@kennthekiller911 My teacher also showed me this by any chance do you live in new jersey

[kennthekiller911]

@animeretardedness999 nope texas and my teachers from ohio

[JohnTheBrony]

@kennthekiller911 How long did it take for your teacher to get fired?

[warpenguin]

@JohnTheBrony were you homeschooled?

[DjinnJuggler]

Why does the original uploader have so many fewer views then this? :c

[sydneymassive]

This is quite easily the pinnacle of human achievement.

[MaggotInfestedGoat]

I heard that... mother fucker had like 30 godamdiks

[ibentitlikebeckm]

@jksdfkljify how was that horrible grammar, it's simplified writing.. have you ever been on the Internet before? You're a dumbass, this isn't a term paper, get the dick out of your ass and go fuck yourself.

[Diannathecoolone]

He'll save children...but not British children....

[grapplingtech77]

who needs british children anyway??.....

[jakegriffie]

992 people are having withdrawls from the cocaine he invented

[swissjulie]

so cool

[travis6687]

991 people are bears and british children

[motleyhar]

@travis6687 And opponents wives.

[BrettJRipley]

George Washington fucking kicks ass!!

[DarkFire4599]

@JCorin1010 Lol u mad bro? Who cares if its a word? Thats right, no one gives 2 shits. So stop crying you fucking baby.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

He was a pyschological genuis of every accord. He whistled ideas of wisdome, and livelyhood so well. American isn't just a country, it's art. Because no-one back then had ever thought of being this free any better than George Washington. And all these ideas originated from Marijuana. Yes, thank you thank you. You've all been great. Now Legalize it. Because George Washington wanted it too.

[ronallen10000]

@NWFWMbudwieser You should be the President.  Right now.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@ronallen10000 Thank you. And was what I said really that enlighting? I really might consider in the future.

[Rapture265]

@JCorin1010 Yes it is. Stop being so butthurt. :P

[MrTjmalek]

How divine really funny

[emi3chan]

I want the MP3 to this...

[thekoolsandman]

@emi3chan Phonezoo?

[caterpillartastic]

the muffin commercial is TERRIFYING

[PoHazard]

If I overthought this, I could be offended. But I luckily saw this on a day when I don't feel like overthinking things, so this is absolutely hilarious. XD

[floppydinosaur]

my history teacher recommended this video in 10th grade.

[sydneymassive]

This just made my life.

[dadasopher]

@sydneymassive Hahahahaha! Well said.

[sarahlikesfun1101]

glad i'm not british (;

[grapplingtech77]

sometimes you just come across a video like this that makes life all worth it

[obito94]

HE'LL KICK YOU APART!! HE'LL KICK YOU APART!! OOH!!!

[BrickFrigid]

ring



[snipelfritz]

I'm so happy that when you search "Washington" this IS the first result.

None of that featured video BS.

[TheDavejmo]

dear god i can't believe a single person disliked this, greatest internet video ever made, bar none

[Rapture265]

George Washington is a fucking deity. He has wooden teeth. he never lied. he's a fucking freemason. GEORGE WASHINGTON IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GOD FUCKS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. He walked across the Delaware river by walking. Or was that Jesus? Irregardless, George Washington would Cthulhu for breakfast... without any milk.

[wrodman1983]

@Rapture265

Irregardless. What do you think regardless means. Irregardless is not a word. You're an idiot. Actually, it would probably make more sense if I said your an idiot.

[Rapture265]

@wrodman1983 Pssst... I used that word on purpose. ;)

[fanboysgirlfriend]

@Rapture265 wait, did you just use "irregardless" seriously?! please tell me it's a joke. only fucking morons say that.

[jksdfkljify]

@fanboysgirlfriend Calling someone a moron while using horrible grammar makes you look like a cunt.

[fanboysgirlfriend]

@jksdfkljify never called him a moron, i said if he was serious about it, he's a fucking moron. oh yeah, and i am a cunt. (:

[theflyingcatz]

@Rapture265 you just used a negative prefix on an already negative word XD not to be mean *only knows this from american dad*

[poetsgirl]

@Rapture265 he had ivory teeth fixed on a silver plate and spring loaded which is why he never smiled while posing for paintings for fear they would pop out. they were made by Paul Revere, a silversmith.

[immrruffles]

@Rapture265 Saying irregardless makes you sound like a retard. So don't.

[Ewink23]

Turds are great! But not as great as wieners!

[Joltie]

...The fuck is this? @_@'

[MrMunozLoversxD]

Washington! >;D

[2313connor]

6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun! lololol

[TheOshkoshbagosh]

I love the internet. If you youtube George Washington, one of Americas forefathers, one of the most famous men to ever live, this is the first thing to come up. I tried doing a report on George Washington, and i figured that there would be some historians talking about him....but this came up first. I love the internet, and what its become.

[malfeat]

seriously wtf youtube, how is this a featured vid and the real thing doesn't even have a million hits yet?

[AgentSapphire]

Washington is badass.

also 12 stories high and made of radiation? He's a fucking god-warrior.

[machimebug]

978 people know who Brad Neely is

[HoodwinkedbyanAngel]

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[ithrowmysamich]

2:18 Nyan Washington

[andresc13193]

100% accurate....

[TMFProdcutions]

found my new ring tone

[NotDavidM]

976 British children saw this ;*(

[idlecode]

Weird. I am viewer 3,534,534 . Some kind of weird pattern.

[WqSWhiteboy]

he'll save the children, but not the british children.

he'll save the children, but not the british children.

he'll save the children, but not the british children.

he'll save the children, but not the british children.

[moterman04]

he raped bears!

[Coy069]

HAD A POCKET FULL OF HORSES, FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF BEARS.

[MaggotInfestedGoat]

LMAO!

im tearing up

he'll kick you in half, HE'LL KICK YOU IN HALF!

[OsixdemonbagO]

Thank you. Just, thank you.

[NaStyleJaa]

nice history rap bro, soundin' alot like that storycore stuff

[moterman04]

he invented cocaine?!?!

[ToasterFerret]

972 people were british children.

[TheComedyPigs]

Can I get this instrumental somewhere

[nothri]

Washington has a long standing hatred of the undead. He commissioned his wooden teeth specifically so he could immobilize vampires while he ate out their hearts.

[mace085]

he saves children but not british children hahahaha

[TheBaz3m]

TheRealBradNeely

[NosebleedPolitics]

971 bears don't approve.

[laleczka71]

this is greatest song ever

[spacemountaineer91]

970 people dont have 30 dicks.

[PacoJ666]

watch this in no volume... so confusing lol

[thefunkyworm1]

George Washington is the only person to have a dial tone in 1776 2:15

[Elkhartboy]

He'll save children but not the british children

[thefranster14]

he's the white morgan freedman.

[aldensherman]

Win.

[dgpsf]

fake, the real one is by TheRealBradNeely

[Arwrologist]

Have any facts to go with this?

[hellosunshine353]

omgggg i am trying so hard to study for us history but i cant without this song coming into my head! i love it!

[kelsthestrange]

The FUCK did i just watch??? :LLLL

[doddi00]

IN HELL!!!

[12coskun]

George Washington= most badass president

[magik110]

MILLARD FILLMORE FTW!!!!

[yoyokhexp]

are we really arguing about such bullshit? did you not watch the video? motherfucker had like....... 3o god damn dicks

[RandomRandomPro]

I like that the description just says "Amazing".

[Fishstixj4l]

RIP George Washington

[Hardbass9]

@Fishstixj4l thank god that nazi piece of shit is dead

[CecenaGuy]

He's cumming, he's cumming, he's cumming...

[pretzelguy5926]

Listening while playing Minecraft beta 1.8. Woot!

[s2ktuner]

haven't seen this in a year and its still fucking hilarious

[jazonrocks12]

I heard mother fucker had like 30 god damn dicks

[U6LYTR45H]

@Everyonetrolling Let's talk about history and how George Washington was a bad person. Just enjoy the video lagsec.

[drummerdude243]

two sets of testicles........ so divine

[SlimAyDee]

Washington must appear in Epic Rap Battles of History. He's such a goddamn pimp

[XxKiradxX]

@SlimAyDee Epic Rap Battles of History is god damn gay. Only 6th graders like that crap. (Sorry I have nothin personal against you but I really hate Epic Rap Battles because in class faggots are always playing the Hitler one over and over again) plus they have already done Lincoln so I don't really think that they're gonna use a second president unless they're that lame...

[SlimAyDee]

@XxKiradxX Fair enough... if you overplay them they do get terrible.

[XxKiradxX]

@SlimAyDee Exactly.

[coreyvoconnor]

jus saw this! nice!

[bubasparkin420]

Jamaican dubstep

[emk1996]

960 People are british children.

[jumpinthedog]

dude that video response motherly love is god damn hilarious and ive never heard of them before but its funny

[PluralOfEverything]

George Washington kicked me apart.

[DollMaster09]

Well he also had four dicks...

[breeeegs]

if you took off his boots you'd see the dicks growing off his feet

[aldeej0214]

Did I mention his 4 nuts?