Well I won't be playing FO3, I don't have a PC up to date enough to play it. My PC is falling apart and going wrong on a daily basis - hell only hours earlier I almost went for a total reinstallation of XP. Booty I've reviewed but yet to upload, Renegade is a bit too much like Target Renegade I reviewed many moons ago and Dungeon Master is as exciting as the old Teletext test pages that said nothing in particular. Ooh I got a phone call.....
Eh? Deleted my own blasted reply ffs. Something about charm school and Terry Thomas and I'll not ignore your request for a review if you have one as I do other requests, especially the dodgy man-on-man ones or something. Where's that serving wench, for I require fetch more drink please.
I'm not travelling further than my front door, unless I have to. Or Lincoln, where my lovely ladyfriend currently presides when she is not crying her poor heart out when I leave her to return home to the Fens, bless her.
Shame we don't have some kind of chat session with some of the regular piss-heads and commentators that make comments here, be a laugh. Perhaps everyone should invade the Retromaniacs website (which is the only site off the top of my head that has a chat room) and talk drunken gibberish all night until their regulars log off in disgust, whereby we proclaim ourselves as rulers of the known universe or something.
Beer? It's Vodka Redbull you want at this time chap! Or I do. It's not even 10pm and I am cream crackered. Not got the constitution for this kind of thing any more. I was going to upload some videos of me talking shite before I walk 20 minutes to the local pub, only my phone won't connect to my PC and I want to curl up and sleep for 60 years and wake up in a brave new world where everyone looks like Smurfs and Facebook is banned forever.
You've not seen me try to cook Chicken Tikka Masala yet, there are pyrotechnics, smoke alarms and flaming hair all over the place. More extreme action than a Chuck Norris movie!
Lol, I think I was going to say sarcastically 'look at the explosion of colours' but I got distracted when I decided I should have maybe chopped the sweetcorn up first. Not that it makes any real difference. This is cooking by the seat of your pants. Anything can happen!
Yes there was such a game, but it was dire. Not sure I want to go through the hell of playing that -- or any of the other Hanna Barbera cartoon themed games on the system. They were all pretty crap if I recall, except for maybe Potsworth and Co.
wonder if i'm the only one who got the of&h joke at the beginning?
sweetypie000 2 years ago
that was entertaining, you should do some more guides :)
muybueno724 2 years ago
Cor that looks bloody lovely !!
mathowlett 2 years ago
Quite hungry now after watching that
Briefcaseface 2 years ago 2
No-one deletes replies more often than Mark! Have some convinction man!
collieuk 2 years ago
Well I won't be playing FO3, I don't have a PC up to date enough to play it. My PC is falling apart and going wrong on a daily basis - hell only hours earlier I almost went for a total reinstallation of XP. Booty I've reviewed but yet to upload, Renegade is a bit too much like Target Renegade I reviewed many moons ago and Dungeon Master is as exciting as the old Teletext test pages that said nothing in particular. Ooh I got a phone call.....
collieuk 2 years ago
Eh? Deleted my own blasted reply ffs. Something about charm school and Terry Thomas and I'll not ignore your request for a review if you have one as I do other requests, especially the dodgy man-on-man ones or something. Where's that serving wench, for I require fetch more drink please.
collieuk 2 years ago
I'm not travelling further than my front door, unless I have to. Or Lincoln, where my lovely ladyfriend currently presides when she is not crying her poor heart out when I leave her to return home to the Fens, bless her.
collieuk 2 years ago
Shame we don't have some kind of chat session with some of the regular piss-heads and commentators that make comments here, be a laugh. Perhaps everyone should invade the Retromaniacs website (which is the only site off the top of my head that has a chat room) and talk drunken gibberish all night until their regulars log off in disgust, whereby we proclaim ourselves as rulers of the known universe or something.
collieuk 2 years ago
Beer? It's Vodka Redbull you want at this time chap! Or I do. It's not even 10pm and I am cream crackered. Not got the constitution for this kind of thing any more. I was going to upload some videos of me talking shite before I walk 20 minutes to the local pub, only my phone won't connect to my PC and I want to curl up and sleep for 60 years and wake up in a brave new world where everyone looks like Smurfs and Facebook is banned forever.
collieuk 2 years ago
You've not seen me try to cook Chicken Tikka Masala yet, there are pyrotechnics, smoke alarms and flaming hair all over the place. More extreme action than a Chuck Norris movie!
collieuk 2 years ago
Lol, I think I was going to say sarcastically 'look at the explosion of colours' but I got distracted when I decided I should have maybe chopped the sweetcorn up first. Not that it makes any real difference. This is cooking by the seat of your pants. Anything can happen!
collieuk 2 years ago
wasn't there a Hong Kong Phooey game on the zx spectrum ? seems apt to do a review after that chinky (hey that's racist lol)
:)
sweetypie000 2 years ago
Yes there was such a game, but it was dire. Not sure I want to go through the hell of playing that -- or any of the other Hanna Barbera cartoon themed games on the system. They were all pretty crap if I recall, except for maybe Potsworth and Co.
collieuk 2 years ago
Brilliant, but what bottle of fucking ineptly opened wine would you recommend serving with that?
mungbeanman 2 years ago
None. Chinese is best with a cold beer in my experience. Something refreshing to wash the lovely food down with.
collieuk 2 years ago
Reminds me of that programme Get Stuffed!
JRGrange25 2 years ago
Indeed, that's why I mention it during the video!
collieuk 2 years ago
Now that's what I call entertainment :D
SteveBenway 2 years ago 2
i thought you lived off chinese takeaways and kfc, well i'll be
MCpapalop2 2 years ago
A shocking suggestion! I seldom ever get takeaways and fast food, it's too expensive and lazy. Shame on you for suggesting that!
collieuk 2 years ago
I am sorry, but thank you on your lovely stir fry recipe, I no longer have to waste away on those takeaways.
MCpapalop2 2 years ago
I wonder if years from now, someone will actually be inspired enough by watching this video to actually make the meal for themselves. I live in hope!
collieuk 2 years ago
Also, these inept guides have the potential to be more entertaining than the thomas the tank engine video.
Keep at em
omlp 2 years ago
That fucking bowl, i havent seen one of them in years!
Never cease to amaze Collieuk
omlp 2 years ago
What are the snippets of songs in this one? I want them
MagikGimp 2 years ago
Intro is 'Face to Face' by obscure 60's US garage band 'Zakary Thaks', the credit tune is 'Crunchy' by the funky 'Blues Explosion'.
collieuk 2 years ago
You're such a loser Colin =P
MagikGimp 2 years ago
Who is Colin and why is he a loser?
collieuk 2 years ago
I have no idea but with a name like that he must really suck. OK, you got me, I posted that on the wrong video. Cheers for the songs BTW.
MagikGimp 2 years ago
really good vid, nice cooking.
5/5
madmomentsgo 2 years ago 3
100% agree with Aldorigen best cooking show ive ever seen keep up these vids man really entertaining =)
zandernpatch 2 years ago 4
mmmmm yummy.nothing like down home cooking
cooldude4666 2 years ago 4
This is the best fucking cooking show I've ever seen.
I actually just threw out my television and took a shit on it because it has robbed me of good cooking shows all this time. Until now, that is.
Aldorigen 2 years ago 6