GoateeSaver--Goatee Shaving Template

[PILMAN]

why would someone need one of these? I just style my beard by applying shaving cream around the goatee area and it's perfectly straight and styled. My wife loves it. It's like training wheels for a bike or something.

[VanyaKT]

you call that a goatee???

[RonnocRetep]

What about the eyebrow shaver Mark?

[bullrazor867]

the clip looks like the begin of a porno :D

[kwengdawg]

That girl is the worst actor i've seen in a while. Well, at least it makes this video funny

[chrismartin1978]

I purchased one of these. I'm starting to use it now (part of my 2012 new years resolution). I want to try to look more clean and attractive for my wife. I'm very happy with it. So far it's been a good tool to keep my goatee in shape.

[Robert5p3]

That was the hottest man I ever seen ... Is he gay? I hope so.

[Flowmaster925]

goats r cool as long as they aren't on the face of a super douche using this

[netstormGer]

Mundfotze, oh yeah

[Tributer123]

this is cheesy

[1212metallica]

My goatee isn't stupid.

[Islamicproud]

@supercubby

Well i would definitely give her some!

[poposisa]

amazing douche

[jsmeat92]

why are they all hicks?

[sarroccob]

Check out the first 13 seconds. His goatee is definitely gapped on his left vs. his right. At least use a model that can grow in a full goatee.

[bloodyshy]

at 0:56 he is soooo gay !!

[regthellama]

Is it just me, or does it make you look like a bit of a gimp...

[Spiritplumber]

this is a joke right?

[sammyloutaylor]

OMG!! How bloody ridiculous!!

[Catcrumbs]

Why do I get the impression it took half an hour for 'Mark' to learn his singular line?

[JackBauer83]

i'm here cos thats my wife in the video!! and she aint a hoe!!

[kanabal]

Hi fellow Jonathan Ross show watchers



[ParamoreUnicorns]

I'm here because of Jonathan Ross. xD

[TheRobynmorin94]

Who else got here from Cracked??

[killervid]

0:55 Faster-shave-Forrest-Gump guy's goatee is clearly missing a piece on the right.

[kiwitoothpaste]

nope

[Reitsuchi]

mark it looks like you missed a little at 0:54

[Glopnotishboober]

This looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. Magnificent.

[TheVark675]

FAYSTER SHAVE.

MONGO LIKE ME GOATEE.

[MrRustyspot]

This is a joke, right?

[TheLinkUnit]

Cracked.com..

[foxyroxytm]

Mark is hot, but I don't know if I could ever date a guy with a goatee, the concept is just weird to me.

[SwimmingHorses]

0:57-0:58 Heather cringes juuust as she's about to walk off-screen, lmaooo

[dratsabREVIEWS]

Did anyone else find that Heather chick creepy? Especially at the beginning? Watch her eyes.

[IMB2U]

FAKE, Heather didn't have a goatee...

[moeskido]

Time for non-shitkickers to go hippie again.

[KarasevStudio]

If painted like a pig snout, doubles up as a great Halloween decoration!

I actually think the commercial is not too bad for the target audience - if not your typical snide Youtube commentator :-) So @GoateeSaver please do not feel discouraged - even the seemingly negative comments are part of the viral marketing appeal!

2 hunches:

(1) the intro actor's name is Xavier;

(2) if his female companion lacks a successful business she could advertise on CraigsList, it's an oversight

[Xyberfaust]

"GET OVER HERE!!!!" 0:37

Even the hoe knows its cringeworthy and felt bad that she just lied.  0:57

[PianoRivera]

Not that the product isn't completely retarded, and ignoring that it's aimed toward douchebags who are also too retarded to shave properly (I'm a man, and it's NOT HARD), does anyone else notice how horrifyingly poor quality the advertising actually is? This commercial sucks in too many ways.

[aerdna14]

He looks like a cyborg.

[mustafa010607]

0:53 is he supposed to be a badass? ROFL

[djfinex]

Fuck this, if you have a goatee you should earn it and do it by eye, not like these pansies who need assistance in doing what real men have been doing for generations.

[bourky93]

@djfinex It's solely for convenience, dude... Are you saying that everyone should start "earning" their food by hunting it, cutting it up, processing it and THEN cooking it yourself that "Real" people used to do way back when instead of us "pansies" who can simply go to McDonalds or even a grocery store and get all the hassle taken away? Just using your logic buddy. If there is a way to cut down time spent in our everyday morning routine, then why the hell not? It's just facial hair after all =/

[jorbri1000]

Its funny as shit. But doesn't stop me of buying it...

[PentagonBlack]

so that's where bane's face mask thing from dark knight rises came from

[fdjizm]

Because shaving a straight line on your face is super hard to do! lol

[pastcineo]

did you see the face of the "prostitute girlfriend" when she goes out of the scene at 0:59? :P

[aviza12]

@pastcineo keen observation!

[1cecr1me]

@pastcineo LOL!

[MrSquareZNation]

man its a balbo not a goatee ! goatee does have a mustache .

[msnzs]

omg blahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!! that is soo funny!!!!!! it looks amazing!!!!!!!

[95ness95duck]

@msnzs MADDZZZZ

[95ness95duck]

this goatee shit is mad!!!

[Scott5632]

You can see the girl grit her teeth at 0:57 hahahaa.

[SirRobertDole2]

turn on transcribe audio.

@ :35 "start shooting"

[dumpywhite]

@SirRobertDole2 "takes the guesswork out of ill children: @ 0:50 bahahaha

[silkygreenbelly]

at 55 seconds, the model's goatee is actually looking pretty lopsided...

[astroboirap]

is this supposed to be a joke? or real?

[kerflop]

that girls a creeper

[SirRobertDole2]

EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME

[666afifreak]

OMG that girl looks so retarded. This is like about hicks in north PA or some shit.

[childlikerobot]

at 0:58 there are people's reflections in the door.

[kerflop]

@childlikerobot those are the statues

[ZATStube]

I'm a handsome man and a groom-man.

Thanks Cinco.

[SlaughterMeister]

Is it coincidence that everyone in the video featuring the face-mullet device sounds like a redneck?

[NextGenHye]

0:58 = Retard lol

[VerminHerman]

Michael gets real serious about "sacrificing his look" at 0:45 while apparently fumbling nervously about somewhere below the camera view.

[VerminHerman]

I meet perfect strangers as I'm leaving restaurants now and say, "Fasterr Shyave."

[RichUncleFloyd]

Okay, at first I thought this was stupid but now I'm ordering one because I want to be Subzero for Halloween

[Sauermanofnick]

The girlfriend looks like a prostitute who is whoring herself out for the first time

[ChrisMattchews82]

BANE!!!



[saintsaens21]

Ha ha, at 0:57 as the girl walks out of the frame, she does a wtf sign with her mouth.

[NextGenHye]

@saintsaens21 hahahaha dude that's funny!

[263leandro]

I think I´ll wait for the 'Stachesaver, that'll come with the modes: Hitler, cop, pedo uncle, porn star and Wild Bill.

[alismouha]

Cracked.

Now give me a shitstorm about how much I suck for being a thumbs-up whore or something.

[snotnose8888]

now i can look like a nickelback song

[joseaca]

from the creators of The Bowl...

[pmarie2003]

Goatee? I thought it was called a toilet brush.

[kryptonj8]

That chick is hot

[AserHapi]

Why does Justin need to take such deep breaths after every word?

[llmetalll]

I want a  Hitler moustache template

[MrGanamae]

Yum who is this "mark" Is he on facebook :)

[Ikkepop]

Anyone else thinks that he looks like SubZero ?

[billytalent4500]

Hahahaha xD

[aulduron]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com brought you here.

[blobbybag]

The woman at the start looks terrified.

This cannot be the best way to avoid taking off a small amount of facial hair.

[Niobesnuppa]

LMAO "Fahstarr shayve" xD

[MPSecare]

holy crap its real lol.

It looks like a fucking futuristic ball gag.

Or the Omar from Deus ex 2

[TheGman801]

as funny as some people ok everyone finds this to be i have thought is there an easy way to trim my goatee well this looks like it works but both of the guys that claim it works their goatees are off set so even if it is real it doesnt do it straight....

[ZombiePuppy]

It saves time... Without sacrificin' mah look... ;)

Take me right now, Michael.

[Ginyustyle]

These guys are WAY too intense about their facial hair. And I've never known a woman who's eyes widen with awe at the sight of a well trimmed goatee.

[Aust1n]

Every guy in this video looks like a tool.

[ultrasaturdayband]

I like the fingers in the corners @ 0:49

[RogueCrockett]

i laughed my ass off at the guys who talked about how much they like this product XD 

[airborne101st45]

I will remember this product so when I get Parkinson's disease I can grow a goatee lol

[1Adr1an6]

Cracked(.)com brought me here

-_-

[0Genus0]

@1Adr1an6 Good for you. But it's a very popular website, and that's not much of an achievement. So pipe down.

[prepschoolkid]

Mark is sexy.

[Calbretto]

I need a goatse saver.

[RoadRunnerMusic]

looks like fucking hannibal

[MasterChefChop]

everyone doesnt look good with a goatee

[MonkeyNightmare10]

That girl is fine.

[Odieandgarfield]

I'm pretty sure that Gordon Freeman owns one of these.

[thecomputergeeksllc]

Is that Dog The Bounty Hunters son with Snooki fom Jersy Shore? This is some funny shit.

THAT GUY HAS A THE LOOK THAT MAKES YOU WANNA CHECK TO MAKETO SEE IF HES NOT ON A SEX OFFENDERS LIST.

[thecomputergeeksllc]

Is that Dog The Bounty Hunters son with Snooki fom Jersy Shore? This is some funny shit.

[Hardwyre]

Why is it this thing seems to give EVERYONE who uses it the rapist-style goatee? It must be due to the erection-type mouth piece that pops up when you're getting ready to shave.

[pageerror404]

I love how the main guy opens his mouth and hes like "fahstar shyve" lol

[bb0888]

even the girls like to keep their goatee in check. 

[666COB]

"it declares your individuality"...by making you look like thousands others with goatees?

[jbyrd117]

Hahahaha the main guy at 0:55 has a fucked up goatee even though he used he GoateeSaver

[tantoedge]

Uhh, go back to the drawing board.

I don't keep a mustache, and my ...'beard base'(?) is narrow.

A template means I end up looking like these guys, or I can widen it out for an Osama.

I'm here from Cracked.com.

[Snivelly1997]

all of the "satisfied customers" are the same man....

[Snivelly1997]

@Snivelly1997 also, Cracked.com brought me here.

[OnMy88Shit]

LMAOOO all these douches with their goatees..

[lowlypeasant]

The Goatsiesaver.

[GoatOfGandhi]

"Fasterr shayve-"

lol best part

[fich01]

I love how every "satisfied customer" in this video has a goatee. I would have loved to see one without it.

[CokesF]

Haha, made for douche bags

[NaYarB04]

I would buy this for my SubZero costume this halloween

[EuroScept1C]

lol it's funny when extremely "freezed" amateurs participating in commercials...

[onlyadot]

a machine that allows you to douchebag your look in mere seconds!

[PolloSpeedo]

Thanks, Cracked! You made my day!

[jteachey2]

that chick doesnt even look at him in the beginning

[jonny100684]

B/c what prostitute girlfriend doesnt deserve a well trimmed goatee.....

[Defenseman619]

I don't understand why you couldn't eyeball this.

[Organism18]

I have to agree with Cracked...no one should have a goatee EVER...if they cannot shave right. The guy shaving, his left (our right) is thinner than other side of his goatee...the girl in the background looks miserable!

[MPCHustle]

LMAO!!!!

[Quickkill6658]

Cracked brought me here

[StackCityEntOfficial]

What a massive douche.

[WeAreTitus]

this is a terrible commercial hahahah

[tylerdurden3891]

They're goatees are still off. The main guy has some missing on his left side, and the dude with glasses is too thin on his left side. Also, the guy who is giving his opinion who is way too far away from the camera obviously messed his up as well.

[jsdart123]

cracked anyone?

[watchthis23ny]

cracked

[scienceisgod1]

With such an ugly face, I need help hiding mine with a goatee!

[knotwrite]

0:45 why is Michael bouncing

[NextGenHye]

That chick is so hooooooooooooooooot!!

[rtype415]

What about the goatse shaver?

[beeblmeyer]

Was this filmed at Atlanta Gay Pride?

The first (and last) guy must use the Eyebrowsaver, too.

[0713mas]

That's awesome!!! Lol

[gsharro]

0:35-0:39

It's Hanibal Lecter!

[gliphx]

0:55....that shit is all f'd up

[newponder]

Will it get me a slutty girl too?

[Secundas]

Ah, so that's what's on Bane's face in the new Batman movie

[poomonkey123]

@Secundas haha i was just thinking that

[devious00]

What is this? A fucking muzzle? Gimme a break. Learn how to fucking shave you twats.

[gpl992]

Is that John Cena lol

[crmiptman]

All this ad needs is a lowrider with a horn that plays La Cucaracha.

[mbcyclery]

@crmiptman

the Holy Santos in Napoleon Dynamite with the juiced Pontiac???

[kangurski]

damn, even the girl from the vid is embarrassed (0:58-59)

[Guerrillablackdog]

@kangurski Hahahahah!!!

[markosealex]

lol..

[MRBLACKPEARL04]

Lol what a bunch of useless man. Cant shave without this crap?

[MIS315]

eew, the guido skank looks trashy

[chargaz666]

Is this a good joke or realy a product???

[loomingyourway]

He looks like Darth Vader with that thing

[JRMillion]

I seriously bought one of these for the only purpose of mocking it in a video on my website.

[ChaosMew161]

As featured on Worlds Dumbest (Smartest) Inventions!

[pman0215]

wow!!!!

[KidDynaMyt]

Did anybody else notice the girls face after she said 'fantastic look' hahaha!! baddd !

[terraceization]

guy and girl kinda look like sister and brother????????

[AMQ82]

are girls digging a goatee?

[dannyboyinxs]

HAHAHA "It savs tarm.... without sacrificing mahh look"

man that accent.

[bennymick79]

@dannyboyinxs ROTF LMFAO!!! Good one mate

[fifidaniels]

Is there a corresponding product for his douchey waxed eyebrows?

[townparkradio]

If it's a goatee saver, why does nobody in the video have a goatee?

[AndrewRyanJD]

@townparkradio LOL

[KaseyKruz]

The beard style is actually called a Van Dyke, not a goatee. A goatee is just the lower half of the beard on the chin...

"A Van Dyke specifically consists of any growth of both a moustache and goatee with all hair on the cheeks shaven"

[ShadowJax04]

Pause at 0:59 HAHAHA LOL!

[fallsapart83]

@ShadowJax04 Hahaha, I came here to comment on exactly that! She looks like she's thinking, "Yikes, can I get away from this douchebag yet?"

[ShadowJax04]

@fallsapart83 No man, pause at 0:59, you'll get a laugh :P

[TVshows41]

okay for our lady model were gonna need you to smile but make it look like you have never smiled before and........action 0:57

[ivlogintheshower]

LOL

[Stephanie18424]

Wait... This shit is real? This is such a joke commercial and product. It's like a lame SNL commercial.

[kirk85kirk]

@Stephanie18424

Man! that's exactly what I thought, that is was some kind of SNL joke.

[ehackster]

All of their goatees look crooked!

[JesterSnipes]

yea bruh my goatee is sexy as hell ladies love iiittttt