OMG FAQ

[leteFREAKK4556]

turn on cc

[emoelmoninja]

what about severed heads

[AmazedAlex]

2011 Likes on this video :)

[NorskRandomPro]

omg remember the SIDEbar?good times...

[MayoraXSougo13]

What if someone decided to stalk you to your home? XDD

[teclasalida]

I WAS BORN ON MAY 15TH TOO! :D

[bassmanco]

The cat with two heads XD

[ericosoave]

WOOT I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS DAN BROWN!!!

[iiTsunami]

lol when u ask the question it sounds like some wierd nerdy stalker!

[Obsessionoftheweek]

OMGOSH I LOVE THE AQUABATS!!!

[Obsessionoftheweek]

OMGOSH I LOVE TEH AQUABATS!!!

[Rocky123XBL]

FIRST!!!!!!!! to fail..................

[ColossalM]

I don't even care who you are, if you like the Aquabats, you are my best friend.

[SkankinRobots]

lol we have the same camera, have the same birthday, and both listen to the aquabats

[Altoclarinets]

@SkankinRobots you must have been separated at birth. :)

[FilmingHumor]

I want to send you a foot...

[bigyihsuan2]

YOU LIVE NEAR THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!!!! NOT!!!! YOU LIVE NEAR THE CENTER OF THE U.S.A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[watersnake055]

BUT I ALREADY CUT MY FOOT OFF

[beeka514]

my birthday is one day before yours!

[acdcfreak5745]

dont open ur mouth at 4:43 :P does anyone know if he still uses skype?

[npickles49]

holy crap u are one day EXACTLY older that my sister lol

[AngelFish90210z]

the buttons are now white, soooooooo.... id change that on your song.

[MrXalexer]

OMG? What makes it OMG?

[MrXalexer]

@MrXalexer Just asking.

[xxBigfoot38xx]

Aquabats!!!

[AfterEffecters]

You can just print out your emails^^

[TheBlueAce009]

i cant read backwards whats the camera name???

[4everStarts2nite]

Same bday!

Whoop may fifteentherns!

[caboose702]

Also you can send Dan PORN!!!

[JagSmakarSkit]

wtFAQ is going on

[THATJAREDGUY1]

@JagSmakarSkit hahah

[KissMySassx33]

wow, I still cant believe how much more popular the videos have become!

[rcnrcn927]

You're in college?

[petology101]

if ewe like what ewe just saw..... if dan put ewe in a state of awe! subscribe to him!! click the orange button.... it really really really really really means something!!!

if youd do that.. thad be.... thad be relly kool!

[videogamer55]

ZOMG your birthday is 3 days before mine!!!! that is soo awesome!!! (my birthday is may 18)

[itachi4568]

whooot rating number 2000!

[AnonimosArtist]

I'm guessing if I sent you like, cookies, you wouldn't eat them due to safety hazards? i.e. there's a possibility I poisoned them? not that I would of course, but you can never be too careful

[Finstahy]

You were born on May 15?!? That day in 1973 was when George McFly died in the alternate present time in Back to the Future II. It was also that day of 2005 that Revenge of the Sith was released in theaters.

[vulcans2flames]

@Finstahy you my friend have no life

[Finstahy]

You were born on May 15?!? That day in 1973 was when George McFly died in the alternate present time in Back to the Future II. It was also that day of 2005 that Revenge of the Sith was released in theaters.

[legorok37]

my bday was may 20 :)

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Oh lol I DEFINITELY don't either.

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Uhhhh crotch shot much?

[xLindsey777MCRx]

Why aren't severed hands and feet, explosives and drugs nice? I've never done drugs but explosives are nice to eat and I like playing with severed hands and feet.

[THEREAPER1225]

Yet he never answers the question of why he calls the sidebar the Doobly Doo

[mmaster990]

@THEREAPER1225 because another youtuber says that and he liked it

[DudeOfBordomXD]

that is because he lieks wheezywaiter!

[LosPeebles]

I'm going to send you an envelope with anthrax in it! You didn't say anything about that, right?

[TheRandomKidz1]

lol explosives

[jb4418]

this video was posted a day before my birth day anyways i love your vid pogobat

[Reberi96]

u were born april 8th?

[xXBlackLacyGlovesXx]

Your birthday is three days before mine. :)

[TheKevlog]

We have the exact same birthday dan. :D

[MsSwotr]

Wow I'm older than someone I watch.

So severed fingers or toes or ears or other bodily parts are okay? As long as they're not severed hands or feet?

[TheColaGamer]

anyone know where he gets his hoodies, I want one !

[Bowserboyproductions]

can i send you brownies in the mail?

[sillyjojo6]

hahaha were you trying to show your... umm private parts at the end of the video?

[UNSC2008]

Yeah, your e-mail is?

[FrostyEagle7]

5 stars for Hand Drawn quality

[Littledude514]

My older brother is a year older than you!

[smettiuss]

Wow they should be, like, best friends!

[Littledude514]

Nah, we live sooooo far apart, besides, Dan and my brother may not be the best of friends.

[smettiuss]

Lol ok. I think Dan could be friends with anyone.

[Littledude514]

HMM, maybe. :)

[IrishHero12]

Ive seen every one of your videos, they are great

[Nofxthepirate]

DAN! You get way more awesome with every single video of yours that I watch!

I only know like 4 people in real life that know who the Aquabats are, and 2 of them know because I introduced them to the band. Its amazing to see their influence has reached someone with so much popularity.

[Nofxthepirate]

Also (since I cant edit a post, which I think is a major undersight on Youtube's part) you totally need to use your internet powers to get The Aquabats into a plastic guitar game!

[mariofreak15243]

he didnt say pornography =D (thats just hes a 18 year old boy lol)

[porsha875]

he didn't say severed head :D

[electricmastro]

Well, it was either pogobat or aquasticks, which one do you think sounds better?

[IWubbDinos]

date my sister! :P shes is 19!! (now)

[ivyivygirl]

u act abit like my classmate ages ago.

[brandon18888]

do you like waffles?

[smashbros35]

season 2 started on my birthday woo!

[dangaertner7]

wats ur favourite band, my fav is Pink Floyd

[Jaaakeeeee]

my brother was born the same day and year as you. weirdd.

[jrx3055]

that means he is ur brother

[isortaforgot]

I AGREE UR THE BEST VLOGGER EVER!!!!

[soxdye9]

do u have an xbox 360 or a ps3 or neither

[grumaz26]

WHAT PC GAMES DO YOU PLAY?

[TheCommentGiver2000]

U R THE BEST VLOGGER EVAAAAARRR!!!!

[1001virus1001]

ok.... nice ;P

[CKxRubberDucky]

how much was ur camera

[masterrubixs]

I was born on may 12th. Woo

[17saif]

Dan, i dont relli want bday shout houts, but all you could relli do is in every vid of urs wish the preson's bday that day just say ''WHOEVER'S BDAY IT IS TODAY, HAPPY BDAY!'' lol : D

[journee95]

Can't spell 'birthday'?

[SheaButcher]

You are exactly to the day one month older than me. June 15th 1990! WOOH 90's CHILDREN! Oh and happy 19th birthday.

[joystick1101]

omg I didn't think you were younger than me.

[SpyStyle777]

what religion are you?? you look like you could be a christian but idk... so thats a question!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ TELL ME!!! sooo curious!!!

[Buriedmyselfalivex]

haha how the hell can someone look Christian?

[17saif]

Watch his video, ''Dan talks about belief in God''. You'll find out : D

[Rhettrorocket]

hey do u hav a gf already?

[deponics]

hey dan, i was wondering what is your religion and do you belive in god?

[ashnicoleluvsjb]

he has a video answering that question. i forget what its called tho. sorry.

[RickyPan1986]

i wonder if dan is gay...it should be one of the FAQ too...rite?

[Littledude514]

does his sexual orientation really matter to you, AT ALL?

[RickyPan1986]

excuse me?does every question here seem as if they matter to you, AT ALL?

[egoegoegoego]

well how much actual money do you make? no disclosed amount? damn classified knowledge...

[023casper]

That 1 day before my bday!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Molly9697]

THATS MY EXACT BDAY 2!!!!!

[budoking1]

may 15 rules;D

[USSeal1945]

sweet you have the same handycam i use nice choice dan.

[JesterAzazel]

Your birthday is one day before mine.. :-)

[fsxflyboy]

how many stalkers do u get???????????

[Kittie92]

Whoo meh birthday is tommorow!!

[ZethKorn]

happy birthday? haha

[TheDeathGranter]

June 9th is my b-day

[fsxflyboy]

june 6 97 is mine

[FLIIEditor]

"Please watch in "Hand Drawn" quality"

Good one.

[UtahJazzFan04]

do you like sports?

if yes what sports

[blackberrydude1]

what is his video where he answers alot of questions with his friend? please reply.

[thebestcindiella]

love your hoodie!

<3

[Daltyboy1]

if your posting DBU 2 on this channel, then why bother keeping your danbrownuniverse channel?

[Aurajoy]

You have a Macbook. ;_;

You are my hero.

(I have an iMac. :D)

[zackoman123]

mac sucks

[Aurajoy]

You're probably a Windows user that worships it because you don't know how to use a Mac and think it's too difficult to use because your brain cannot comprehend the simplicity of it after using something like Windows.

[NDS525]

I started with Macs, introduced to PCs, and I NEVER WENT BACK!

[Aurajoy]

Lmao. I started with PCs, introduced to Macs, and I NEVER WENT BACK!

[heavensgurl143]

HAHHAHA IMAO!!!! I started with both, introduced to better std of it and I NEVER WENT BACK!

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

1 button isnt too hard

[MaddyPie11]

lolzzzzzz

[EmMiley7]

:O

you're 6 years older than me, but it's more like 5 years and 363 days! my b-day's May 13!!!

:D

[agekastor]

this sucks....

[KingFofo666]

who the fuck are you?!

[IGotMyGeekyGlassesOn]

oh and i wanna know what your views on my animations so far are

[IGotMyGeekyGlassesOn]

wh yare your teeth so SHINY

[volcanovil]

june 9th? yay DBU is my birthday present xD

[zak9456]

i want DBU back!!!!

[015081986]

whaaat i didn't really enjoy the crouch shot...not not nice dude...really

[danieldjr412]

severed feet XD!

[lorcanfurey111]

OHHH May 15?! Thats a day after my birthday, May 14! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yes...that was reallllyyy random...sorry...

:D

[Entwistle54]

A hand-drawn version of your videos would be cool—like, it would animated but we in a stressed, b/w fashion!

[peach8ibis]

how do you become a youtube partner

[DonWheelerP]

original content, lotsa' views, lota' subs, and most of all lotsa' spaghetti.

[rougeknux4eva]

Lotsa' spagetti spagetti sssspppppaaaaaggggeeeetttttiii­iii spargetti getti getti getti spaget spaget spaget spagetti ti ti ti ti! You gotta love that poop.

[jamaldotcom]

Dan,i have a question for you,how high is your IQ?

Cause you sound really smart and i'm just wondering

[taylorFc3129]

also can u still pogo?

[taylorFc3129]

heyy dan, my last name is brown 2!!!

id like to ask u a question.

where do u get insporation for ur volgs?

[sularjuper]

i'm your hash brownie lol

[dude2992]

Do you have steam?

[aakk009]

hahaha...last few moments were hilarious!!

[smitten97]

how do u become a youtube partner?

[monopolyman35]

wen did yr hair turn blonde

[mlbbigs4ever]

OMG

My birthdays may 21st

[JSAirways]

how about this: "Have u ever had the situation, where someone on the street recognized u from watching u on youtube?"

[jillersx0]

my birthday is may 1 1990 :]

[ImaWatchAVideo]

hater

[TWOCRAZZIE]

aha wow nice ending! :P

[SDiablo123]

wow..

3: LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

that was reaaalllyyyy gay..it only turned them into ocopus tenteculs.

[NishPNA]

AHAHAHAHHA, LMAO!

Nice one...

=D

- Nim

[BlackVioletsAreReal]

lmao! xD nice view, thanks 8D jkjk ily

[bublik11]

how much money do u get? O_o