Someone at my high school said Dont do drugs, give hugs at a pep rally. I stood up and screamed GO SUCK A DICK! Everyone burst out laughing, didnt even get in trouble
Probably no one is gonna read or care about this, but if i only get 1 person to read this i, it's worth it. I'm trying to be a Director/Comedian on youtube. Damian has been my BIGGEST inspiration, but it would mean the world to me to get a decent following on youtube and know that i can entertain a lot of people out there. If you ever read this, please give me a "THUMBS UP" so other people can see this message too. It's so simple to maybe make my dream come true :) thank you very much!
My friend showed me this a long time ago and today I finally remembered it it's just that I didnt know what the name of the video was so I couldn't search it): all of a sudden I see it!!! Yay
I HAVE A PENISSS
TaftedOG 3 hours ago
i remember this being on nickelodeon
snapper204 23 hours ago
Burger Bitch
alleycatphenon 3 days ago
Someone at my high school said Dont do drugs, give hugs at a pep rally. I stood up and screamed GO SUCK A DICK! Everyone burst out laughing, didnt even get in trouble
wwetitle818 5 days ago 5
lololollololollololollololololloololololololololololololoolololoolololooloololoolololooloololololoolololoolololoololooloolololoololoololoololoolololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avaganthomos123456 1 week ago
holy shit mr hammer
killa6398 2 weeks ago
Lmfao!!!!!!!
mikeyjets526 3 weeks ago
Anyone no what that black hoodie is called or where i can find one?
madass21 3 weeks ago
@madass21 Its an under armour sweatshirt
ZzGaming234 3 days ago
i tried to say (I HAVE A FUCKING PENIS) in police station , so you know what then happend...
tarek12mig 3 weeks ago
Mac donalds + hammer + penis = best video ever
hahaha0400 4 weeks ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
MegaShowChannel 1 month ago
who the fuc is mr hammer next minit no penis
blakfranc155 1 month ago
I HAV A MOTHER FUCKIN PENIS!!!!
esfrenzy 1 month ago
938 People dont have a penis.
Joseph8188 1 month ago
Burger bitch and mr hammer fucking killed me!
DurexDurpaneu2 1 month ago
WHAT WENDY HAS, THE FUCKIN BURGER BITCH!!!! LOL
christopherb151 1 month ago
Yeah this was dumb... Came over from Surviving Edged Weapons thinking it would be funny... It just gave me hardcore feelings
ThirdDeadlySin 1 month ago
how gay
dirtyroofer89 1 month ago
@dirtyroofer89 Yes, yes you are.
Deathbringer3557 1 month ago
rofl i aint no burger btch!!!!!!
Renji0706 1 month ago
funny shit you shoud try and make vid longer I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKEN PENIS
umakemefat 1 month ago
1:23 GO SUCK A DICK
AdmiralWolverinePEDO 1 month ago
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AdmiralWolverinePEDO 1 month ago
thumbs if this reminds you of the medicinal fried chicken episode of south park
themattatronmaster 2 months ago
That hurt my Dick
ace210210 2 months ago
So funny when you hit him with the hammer it hurt me
trampolinewizzard 2 months ago
Does it look I have a cameltoe! xD
KittenFallenAngel 2 months ago
funny shit
kamecroteau123456 2 months ago
dude this video is so funny
MrAwesomeness1975 2 months ago
ohh god..... when he hit him with that hammer.... ima girl and that made me hurt..
EpicKtiKat 2 months ago
1:30 on the brick near his right shoulder it says cock sucker
hiddenmasterseeker 2 months ago
press6.........GO SUCK A DICK!!
HunterXpert 2 months ago
I'm not ordering from some BURGER BITCH!!
SaMwyZe9 2 months ago
Press 6 to see HUGS
EcoNation 2 months ago
click 9 to see.... just click 9..
GamingGuru630 2 months ago
If you need a pep-talk, Click 7 over and over.
GamingGuru630 2 months ago
Wat kind of shit is that
Yard12323 2 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the "protected by adt" sign on the door
veryfatdick 2 months ago
LOL
biomaple12 2 months ago in playlist Makemebad35
lol hamburger
biomaple12 2 months ago in playlist Makemebad35
hey give me your lip stick cause i like to look pretty BEFOR IM FUCKED
camerabox1 2 months ago
THE BURGER BITCH!
conversegurl0128 2 months ago
CHEERS BRO! XD
scarecrow9516 3 months ago
Dont do drugs give hugs!
GO SUCK A DICK! haha
21tmelvin 3 months ago
what happened to the lights on 1:51
BOOSTCARNIVAL 3 months ago
wow aaha
ZoDiaCps3 3 months ago
dont do drugs give hugs!... GO SUCK A DICK!
blackopsgamer92 3 months ago 55
cheers bro
alexisj1997 3 months ago
TURKEY HEAD TROLOOLLMFAO
cyrusthevrus 3 months ago
He really should've seen that coming after the dude squated down.
yingyanggamer 3 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE
MintyFreshist 3 months ago
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE TOP TWO COMMENTS THE SAME!?!?!?!
whoweare8 3 months ago
"Don't do drugs, give hugs!"? Yeah um, I think I'd rather do the drugs.
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Check me out!!!! Teaching you how to be a drug dealer!!!! NO COMDEY !!!!STRAIGHT REAL EDUCATION!!!
Skinny91mp 3 months ago
Dont do drugs give hugs! GO SUCK A DICK!!
rockerboy655 3 months ago
NO BUGER BITCH!!!!!!
FrekingAmazeing1234 3 months ago
Don't do drugs,give hugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Rbayz 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT LMFAO
MusicFatality 3 months ago
mr hammer meet mr hand
Jdogkiller46405 3 months ago
1:28 on the wall it says cock sucker XD
thedash3004 3 months ago
cheers bro lo
TheDLovas 3 months ago
Random guy: DONT do drugs, DO hugs!
Me: Why dont we have both?
*People Cheer*
bunka7rox 3 months ago
Damian should use mr.hammers cousin mr.Sledgehammer
SPEEKAFREEKA2011 3 months ago
Dont do drugs...Give hugs! :)
GO SUCK A DICK!
austin65705 3 months ago in playlist austin65705's favorites
i feel like im going to die.....CHEERS BRO!
avenger374 3 months ago
i have a paynus
StoneyBearr 4 months ago
/i have a meeting coming up, Hope mine goes better than this one.
pancaikmix45 4 months ago
because of this video i have a better vocabulary!I shall use turkeyhead and burgerbitch in every conversation.
maishoma 4 months ago
I feel like I'm going to die!
Cheers bro! :p
JimmietheCynical 4 months ago
I have a motherfucking penis too. :)
AzerathAngelWolf 4 months ago 41
I wish I had a penis......
FaceStyleCharacter 3 months ago
@FaceStyleCharacter
I'm sorry... I didn't know. :(
AzerathAngelWolf 3 months ago
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@AzerathAngelWolf It's ok, it's not your fault >:
FaceStyleCharacter 3 months ago
@AzerathAngelWolf i have a motherfucking vagina :D
miauw1999 3 months ago
CHEERS BRO
suckinspongebobs 4 months ago
pause at 1:32 does that say cock sucker?
lanier181 4 months ago
Dont do drugs...give hugs haha
grimr3aper236 4 months ago
1:22 he looks like a guy i know O.o
calibornfish 4 months ago
0:52 omg pawse "ew" its pointing to the guy on the left HOW RUDE! xD btw i always wanted to know... whats his name? not damians the other guy xD
calibornfish 4 months ago
Some reason he reminds me of edward norton from "fight club" lmaoo
AntiHer0s 4 months ago
I like how "Cock Suckin" is right next to him on the wall.
nbahotshot 4 months ago
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Are you some kind of burger bitch!?
MultiSallyTwodicks 4 months ago
WHERE THE FOCK IS THE LETTUCE!!!!!!
mrsloveydovey3 4 months ago
lmfaooo i laugh everytimeee ahah "excuse me you fucking turkey head" bahahahah
dannyab3 5 months ago
Hammer time....lol
TheDirtydirty510 5 months ago
don't steal don't lie don't sell drugs the goverment doesn't like compotition
jadabelle100 5 months ago
I'm Japanese.and now,I can pronounce "penis" correctly.
hinodewalking1919 5 months ago
Hammer Smash Penis?
TheFIsForCOOKIES 5 months ago
I HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PENIS
TheSilversoul991 5 months ago
that hit with the hammer looked pretty legit... xD
Darknight490 5 months ago
This is how us white people deal drugs we do legal shit lol
IJBAGLEY1998 5 months ago
The "drug" dealers HOTT
ReyMysterioLuver 5 months ago
Go suck a dick lol!
TalibanpizzamaN911 5 months ago
Hey, look it Mr. Hammer!
EasterBunnehXD 5 months ago in playlist Liked
Do I look like I hav a camel toe
What?
U know a cunt what girls have WENDY the fucking burger bitch
jbuddypaint 5 months ago
look at the building at 1:33
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HenseStudioz 5 months ago
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IIGingerJoshII 5 months ago
1:52 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
maalbe987 5 months ago
I HAVE A PENIS
PAINPS3123 5 months ago
OMG burgers are soo not drugs!!!!!!
GangOfTrolz 5 months ago
oh my god he really hit him in the penis with that hammer
smurfraper22 5 months ago
PAUSEE AT 1:20 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
bpdawg77 5 months ago
@bpdawg77 ?
zombie6133 5 months ago
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Don't do drugs...give hugs!
GO SUCK A DICK!!!! Press 6 :D
Cuttingx3dge 5 months ago
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Probably no one is gonna read or care about this, but if i only get 1 person to read this i, it's worth it. I'm trying to be a Director/Comedian on youtube. Damian has been my BIGGEST inspiration, but it would mean the world to me to get a decent following on youtube and know that i can entertain a lot of people out there. If you ever read this, please give me a "THUMBS UP" so other people can see this message too. It's so simple to maybe make my dream come true :) thank you very much!
jeffazing 5 months ago 43
I love his videos
Stupidkidshows 5 months ago
Reminds of me South Park Cartman
kingcharelsyoung29 5 months ago
he was supposed to fake the hammer part o.
Deffanged 5 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE
baseballweekly 5 months ago
Cock sucker on the wall 1:28. wtf ?
tucuymipa 5 months ago
Cheers Bro! :DDDD
PoisonImpurity868 5 months ago
fucking frogs
drmagicmushroom 6 months ago
frogs
drmagicmushroom 6 months ago
I have a mother fuckin penis
TheZackjackblack 6 months ago 21
how did you fake the hammer
that would hurt
crazyman3561 6 months ago
Fucking burger bitch
TheZackjackblack 6 months ago
Pause at 1:10... It says Cock suckers on the wall.
FlipBalis 6 months ago
press 6
proximity101 6 months ago
LMao he uses Mr.Hammer to whack its dick xD
omfgboy1234 6 months ago
1:46 Did someone draw graffiti of Foamy?
shadowario 6 months ago
GO SUCK A DICK!
NocturneTheDarkness 6 months ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ADDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YouHaveNoTruth 6 months ago
DOnt Do Drugs, Give Hugs :D
SUCK DICK!
MizSkeetzTheKlown 6 months ago
HAhahahahah The Burger Bitch!!!!
MizSkeetzTheKlown 6 months ago
owwwwwww
YoungMoneySkate100 6 months ago
press 9 for lots of dick hurt
tehscopez 6 months ago
is that a Methacton sweatshirt?!?!?!?!?!
Kagomegirl94 6 months ago
GO SUCK A DICK XDXDXD
skelington1333 6 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE.
AskingAlexandria98 6 months ago
@saul743 whoops i thought u said Mc. hammer lol!
gymnasticsluv01 6 months ago
@gymnasticsluv01
lol =D
Saul743 6 months ago
Who the fuck is Mr.Hammer?!
Saul743 6 months ago
@Saul743 he sings u cant touch this lol
gymnasticsluv01 6 months ago
Are you a burger bitch?!
Crunckmagic99 6 months ago
Don't do drugs...give hugs!
GO SUCK A DICK!!!!
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JolTzClaydoh 6 months ago
you would not believe how many times that happens...
jzamora999 6 months ago
I get motha fucking BIG MACS!!!
LoopyDude99 6 months ago
on the wall at 1:35 it says cock sucker
luvohang 6 months ago
Mr.Hammer actually hit....I felt it, too......
jaredtheavenger 6 months ago
Me:I HAVE A PENIS AND IM FVKCING PROUD OF IT!!!
Stranger: But your A girl
Me: O SHUT UP!!!
TheSwifty1995 6 months ago
Burgers are the new Drugs.
Crazystunts551 6 months ago
Lol Don't do drugs give hugs! GO SUCK A DICK! Haha
dyingMCRfan 6 months ago
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No one is probably gonna read this
Im just gonna write it any way because i feel at least one person will
I knw u see about 100 comments from DJs like me a day
promoting but they're no good
But I'm different promise that... if u give me a chance ill show u
I have talent and i would love to show the world. so please...
if anyone who reads this could press the "THUMBS UP" other people will see it
just a simple button press could make my dream come true :) thanku
djtfeinz(DOT)bandcamp(DOT)com
tyguy0256 6 months ago
My friend showed me this a long time ago and today I finally remembered it it's just that I didnt know what the name of the video was so I couldn't search it): all of a sudden I see it!!! Yay
GLaDOSPortal2 6 months ago
damians the king of comedy. and kyle. like this if its true.
Crazystunts551 6 months ago 42
dont do drugs. give hugs. GO SUCK A DICK
Crazystunts551 6 months ago
dummmmmmmmmmmb
oSWISHERoFRESHo 6 months ago
lol, I'm eating Wendy's
crapcakes105 6 months ago
1 grand for a hamburger
MrTyhrell 6 months ago
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1:54 look on the door XD
delaney4708 6 months ago
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delaney4708 6 months ago
push 6
savageblue25 7 months ago
CHEERS BRO
skater35815 7 months ago
you know you are fat when you have to go to a back alley a pay 1000 dollars for burger with no cheese.
libra97CRJ 7 months ago
Cheers, bro!
Spyrogirl95 7 months ago
loved ur video's since i was 10!
waasmo 7 months ago
lmao
jackafa92 7 months ago
I have a mutha fuckin peniss!!!
lynngayearon 7 months ago
If u saw the ADT sign mydad works there loz
jrdigg 7 months ago
To the 927 people that disliked this: GO SUCK A DICK! Don't be mad just cause you got soggy lettuce
spiderbite8 7 months ago
omg is that guy ok?!?!?!
jeez! thats just WRONG!!
OPKILL1258745 7 months ago
"Don't do drugs, give hugs!:D"
"Go suck a dick!D;-"
lmao-3; :D
HeeyItsEmiley 7 months ago 4
I HAVE A HUGE PENIS
computergeek0916 7 months ago
owwww.....
peeleselements1 7 months ago
ddont give hugs do drugs
computergeek0916 7 months ago
@computergeek0916 really dude its people like you that fuck up other people's lifes
c69garcia 5 months ago
Don't do drugs give hugs... go suck a dick. Haha lol lmao haha
scarrwarce 7 months ago
who the fucks mr . hammer ??
MikeMikeman1 7 months ago
@KULAKIM Thanks !
manumes 7 months ago
I HAVE A PENIS!@@@ I HAVE A PENIS@!@!
mdog2266 7 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE
icebatofvalikinRRBZ8 7 months ago 22
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKER PENIS!!!
SoLow1997 7 months ago 3