Indian Comedian Dan Nainan Stand Up Comedy for 1800 People!

[SirFox357]

The crowd was annoying. The clapped and laughed at everything. He was pretty good

[calrocker]

@SirFox357 You may be correct, but has comedians, we love audiences like that!

Thank you!

Dan

[a13xblackwater83]

he is too slow

[aznredneck0311]

he's also half japanese

[assfau1t]

you very funny mister Daniel san :))

[MrKhanProductionz]

Hahaha haaa good stuff

[Nemeres]

I'm reading Clinton's autobiography right now and I can't help cracking up every few pages when thinking of this. Good stuff!

[IMFLondon]

cracked me up

[MultiNerdyboy]

the only fair game z BOWLING, cause it get's to knock the white ball with red necks... ELCLASICCO

[moobs3234]

this guy performed at my school today

[AlbinJi]

He's half Indian, half Japanese.

His father's Indian and mother's Japanese.

His father's a malayalee, if yr a Malayalam reading this. I'm also a malayalee

[AlbinJi]

He's half Indian, half Japanese.

His father's Indian and mother's Japanese.

His father's a malayalee, if yr a malayalee reading this. I'm also a malayalee

[AlbinJi]

He's half Indian, half Japanese.

His father's Indian and mother's Japanese.

His father's a malayalee, if ur a malayalee reading this. I'm also a malayalee

[ratumia]

Love it!

[CamaraMountClamp]

Awesome!

[queensalima100]

WITTY



[thugly921]

I'm like Harold and Kumar, hilarious

[savinanoronha1]

didnt get the 7/11 indians joke :P

[RayKalmNiam]

Japan India Pakistan Korea same shot all Asians

[jsatpal]

Japan+India= Half Asian

[Linaki167]

This chap is funny.

[undeny]

Insanely Amazing O_O!

[moviesenthil]

I am Indian and I got that "grazed" doughnut joke immediately! I could tell it took some people in the audience (in California, USA?) some time! Incredible!

[moviesenthil]

Excellent material, excellent comedian, but he's stuck with an idea of India that is about 30 years too old.

[badassindo]

just saw this dude perform at Matiya world this past weekend and met him after, real cool guy and hilarious at stand up

[buzz469]

Chicken omelette....lol

[ketchuph8r]

There is no food in sight. = VERY lol-y

[SergiosTorrents]

i was having a shit day before i watched this, thank you so much :]

[calrocker]

@SergiosTorrents That is sweet, thank you so kindly!!!

[runemanqaz]

@SergiosTorrents Samething happened to me right now.. :)

[runemanqaz]

@SergiosTorrents Same thing happened to me right now.. :)

[Voodio]

Indipan

[Xamdino]

He was funny from the start but after George Bush he was Hilarious seriously .. Crimes against humanity .. and and other people Lmfao FUNNY SHIIYT

[Xamdino]

looooooooooooooooooooooooolz Lmao Mahatma mitubishi..!111

[Einstien1879]

anus of history..... : > )

[vixvidushi]

chap is making fun of indians -- if we pronounce texas in a way u think u can make fun of it



[ziaasp]

vvvv

[celtickels]

Nice :) funny fucker

[baconlove25]

hes funny

[dcasillas92]

the audience is annoying, alright.

[Kan2209]

KKK joke owuld've been so much funnier if he were a native american.

[2braindamage]

kinda looks like ray romano

[calrocker]

@2braindamage HA!  I wish!

[nctram]

@2braindamage That could be a very huge compliment for Nainan. But, honestly??

[rohan64bit]

this guy is a indianeese

[TheFRIENCE]

This Guys Not Bad...

[DeadlySoapbox]

The audience were kinda annoying... But he's hilarious :)

[jamesdiesel1]

Great clean comedy Dan! Now I'm a huge fan after watching this clip! All the best. James Tchana

[imartificial]

mahatma mitsubishi.. lol

[kevinbigfoot13]

@CTrace Its live you're supposed to laugh at everything they say haha

[TheFreePisces]

paki comedy lol funny little shits

[rohan64bit]

@TheFreePisces ITS INDIAN comedy.... GET UR FACTS right....just like USA and canadians are not the same ;-)

[JustDanComedy]

Good stuff Dan! 24 minutes of straight laughter. Check my site out and let me know. I'm a new comedian.

[Dismal0rb]

I'm amazed so many people find this guy funny. More power to you, I guess.

[rahul94784]

india-japan rocks

[boristeskershow]

wtf with all the dislikes? dude's pretty good!

-funny guy Vasya

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[Lcxpwog]

Dan Nainan is a pride to India and Japan!!!!

[TheUsername1029]

men dont have angina's.... Dick.

[Cheatcode122197]

the person that clapped at 9:05 is an indian 

[07Warrior13]

This guy is pretty funny, if a comedian isn't funny you can tell and I would usually just search something else but this guy was worth watching, very unique and another good thing about this guy is you need to think quick at some of his jokes and you don't have to be a genius to get them but if you ARE a an idiot then you will probably not fully understand the jokes, but when you do they are funny. pretty good.

[alexandra512rincones]

How come I never heard of this guy? He's effing hilarious!! The stuff about Indians, Japanese, his impressions... I'm a fan.

[UshRough91]

I'm like Harold and Kumar XD LMFAO

[TheJassie20]

Mahatma Mitsubishi rocks...!! lolll

[MrSajid1313]

the first joke already had me "what the hell race is this guy!"

this guy is awsome

[simran936]

I don't understand the glazed donut joke?

[barkat316]

@simran936 he's making fun of asians not being able 'to pronounce the letter "L", so his mom thought they were saying "glazed" lmaoo

[DucksFromHell]

@simran936 its because japanese people cant pronounance Ls it turns into Rs like Herro

[kkhan1981]

This guys is great!

[gewa0208]

not funny at all

[BigJack916]

its good clean humor i love it, he an russll peters rock is lol

[silkydubb]

good comedy but just doing rehearsed jokes not that good but he has thought about it, better jokes then russell but no real delivery skill.

[ravballer]

im like ahrold and kumar..hahaahah

[reciprocate69]

USA FBI/CIA put urine/shit in minorities food, spy video tape on their females (daughters/girls/wife/mother)

[SouLoveReal]

I can't wait for him to include a famous quote by Barack Obama, without using the word "teleprompter," either IN or as AN INTRODUCTION to the quote... That said, this guy is FUNNY!!!

[hadabenz]

12 minutes onwards becoming ridiculuously hilarious, Im literally ROFL.

[adi2777]

When he said there will be 500 million christians in india,he was actually waiting for laughs.he was taking a dig at the church there.the audience must be hardcore christian coz they gave him a round of applause.LOL.

he's right by the way.every 2nd person I meet in south india is catholic.

[ilovethebiebs123]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAPANNNNNN SEVEN ELEVEN. LMAO

[hoony915]

i think he lies a lot.

[jeremy915111]

dan nainan FTW!!!!!! and he's half malu

[spandruv]

I am Kumar and my colleague Herald working in same location.

[efdizzle09]

i'm like Harold AND kumar

ha ha ha ha

too funny

[Shanthen999]

@efdizzle09 xD !

[NoahLDiamond]

His job is much like a politicians... Telling lies to strangers.

[upNyaBizznizz]

his style is too laid back, but if he speeds things up he'd be hella hilarious LOL

a bit of brilliance.... funny guy!

[addmeonps3]

its funny but why dont they show the audience??

[TPWNage]

lmao somebody feed the cows please.

[HannahMileyFan4u]

lol, I saw this guy at a Bollywood Beats party and when he wuz collecting money, I started to help him and told every1 I wuz hiz lil sister. he has my daddy's business card.

[wickednuker]

Thank You for calling Air India This Is Mahatma Gandhi.. hahahahaha

[kettavan600028]

y love comedy base race??

[NoahLDiamond]

How does one get a 24 minute video on youtube?

[MrIndianGerman]

@NoahLDiamond >>FYI The video was uploaded 2006, back then it was still possible to upload longer videos. Good old youtube ;)

[eloelo511]

@NoahLDiamond theres videos which go for hours bro.

[madmadpro]

what the hall are you saing in the coments

[sokrdude3232]

lol at the jesse jackson joke, 21:45

[X3QT0R]

mahatma Mitsubishi LOL!!

[nikkislosinit]

Vhy does my internet is not verk? Everybody else's internet is verk, so vhy does my internet is not verk?- My dad trying to log on to his intranet at work.

[srikanthmann]

Brad Pitt..................LOL!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[1nst3rest1n]

Mahatma Mitsubishi...................l­ol

[TheUrskah]

:))) 

[sohmafamily]

Oh my, I thought he wasn't that funny until the end when he start the section about Jesse Jackson. The bowling one made me laugh.

[LovinJojo467]

LMAO hes like harold and kumar! xD

[soccalova09]

This guy is Just Like Russel Peters

[reallybigninja]

4 minuets of this video is actual jokes, 20 is people laughing

[calrocker]

@reallybigninja

Such a ratio is the dream of any professional comedian.

[yukapuka123]

@calrocker there must have been a hell lotta Indians in Seattle

[Tomahawk00984]

@reallybigninja but didn't you hear? he doesn't have time for the audience to get the jokes. he says em. but it takes 5 min for the audience to get 1 min of the jokes.

[ItchyBottoms]

@reallybigninja isnt that a sign of a good comedian?

[123Angel23]

i think he likes the indian side better since he doesnt talk much about his mom's side.

[Jas2davir]

this shit is so boring what a waste of time :/ i have it 07.37 and stil had 404 funny not found man :|

[shorty6321]

@Jas2davir what your problem is?

[Jas2davir]

@shorty6321 problem is half his stuff is so lame :|

surreee the race joke,the accent joke whats new?

[ToshRems]

@shorty6321

he missed your joke entirely. xD

[japanesesen]

Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­haha.......

[deepy06]

lmao i love this

[hippoplan]

this guy is funny

[acerb45666555]

he funny!! :D

[KingRadbadical1988]

Most comedy is based on some truth, and that is a fact. Usually it is the comedians view of the truth, most of the time it is something the comedian agrees with pretty much all of us on, because it isn't something extremely political. Sometimes it IS something political though. I have nothing against what he's saying.

Just yesterday I wanted to watch a stand up comedian but it turned out to just be some middle age guy bitching about young people making bigoted generalizations.

[younglord220]

stop being so serious he's a comedian you dont state facts as a comedian

[calrocker]

Oh no, that's where you're completely wrong, every single solitary word that a comedian says on stage has to be 100% true and meticulously fact checked to make sure that it's true otherwise he can't use it! :)

[virgovipul]

@calrocker YES TRUE..

[Christianroofus]

@calrocker ---- Are you serious…having you ever heard of comedic license? Think about it. I just bought my wife a jaguar…you should have seen her face when the dam thing jumped out of the box…that was the end of her. Fact is, I simply took her to the zoo and threw her in the den…but it makes for a good joke…Comedic License! You weren't serious :-)

[GoodPieToGoGo]

@calrocker I hope you're being sarcastic. otherwise, you;re only foolish.



[Xamdino]

@calrocker R u sure...?? Because I have listen to ALOT of proffesionel comedian and i can already say now I know that some of the things they say aint true because its imbosible .. Like when Chris Rock says he got in a fight with some cocoros in his house and the answer his phone..?? Now i think we can both agree that cant be true!

[ALIENSHADZ]

deep punchlines

i like dat

A

[BreachedWall]

Lol, the guy's not the brightest. If you kill the cow you don't get milk from it anymore...It's in their best interest not to kill it.

[missbliss4now]

lol. he is so funny =)

[gkuli28]

you rock

[littlefighter17]

@NANDAGIRI ....lmao !!! u have no idea wat ure talking bout ... nagaland ,mizoram are 98% christian states ..i.e not including the immigrants from bangladesh,bihar, uttar pradesh etc ...get ure facts right ..i know coz im from northeast india

[calrocker]

My bad...I looked up those states, and you're right!

[jinxedbad]

@calrocker Whatever its standup comedy if that makes people laugh then who cares?? (in regards to the christian states)

[Tomahawk00984]

@littlefighter17 glad you spoke up. same here. kolkatta?

[arjun461]

@littlefighter17 even kerala and goa has a good christian population

[palmettodragon89]

"what if 9/11 happened on 7/11? Indians everywhere would be in big trouble!" lmao. OMG, the part about bush cracked me up.

[LowLowSpinners]

Harold & Kumar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[spottysocks14]

The only fair game is Bowling, because the black ball knocks down the white pins... And they all have red necks.

[Theambasaman]

damn this guy is brillant...

[nandagiri]

there are no Christian states in India. Kerala has a 10 percent Christian population of the overall. Just wanted to make that distinction. And this guy is very funny.

[eeevilmunky]

Well actually the state of Nagaland has 92% christian population. Probably he's Referring to that.

[SinghAmerican]

sukhi from 7-11

[saloontamoon]

bear goes to bar and says to dear can I please________have a drink and dear says to bear why the big pause?

[calrocker]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?

[saloontamoon]

haha I havent heard that one in a long time

[6to12inchman]

@calrocker So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

[EverythingIsDust]

@calrocker A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "do you have any crap on your fur?" The rabbit replies "Nope, why" Then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[tjohn1986]

u suck

[187JSTONE187]

dear saloontamoon..... its spelled deer

[saloontamoon]

as long as people get the joke

[liquidminds]

his bush impersonation is amazing..

thx for uploading..

[deepuk21]

CheeseBubbles : hats off to ur mother..

[soulreapor]

For a clean comedian. very good.

[rsacode]

Oh - you gotta love the Japanese :-)

[CheeseBubbles]

dude I know how that feels...I'm Norwegian-swede-German-dutch-f­rench-English-Scottish

or in other words white American.

why does race matter?

[Jrien9511]

@CheeseBubbles dude u must be WHITE lol i have alot of white in me 2 but dam

[emanuelquijada17]

we all care sooo much

[shoee333]

half german, half indian. know the feeling.

[Quarker99]

damn, hes half indian and half jap... Way to be more awesomer than us ):

[cbdsouza73]

Funny stuff. answer to 9:05 as i explained to one of my American buddies who came to work here in India - Nod=Yes ,Shake= no ,the side to side wobble= OK

[SuperhumanChichi]

"I'm like Harold AND Kumar" - LMAO! That was the best hahaha

[ShowMeYourMoves101]

every second word he says they start laughing

[goumisao]

what your problem is ?? LMAO

[aussieroot]

he is a indo japo guyo

[yoni3313]

what the &%$*^%#*&%$* is this don get it @ all

[01mclaren]

Americans clapping every sentence. Annoys the hell out of me!

[ZachNeiman]

@01mclaren Piss off, why does everything have to be "americans" this...and "brittish" people that. what the fuck does it matter? You couldn't have just said "the crowd was clapping alot, and it annoyed me." What is so difficult? Ignorance is bliss kiddo. I bet out of that entire crowd, there were tons of people who weren't US citizens.

[orlock20]

You missed the word "drunk," because that's what the audience was. Entertainment is there to sell booze.  You would think the same people were dead if you saw them in a Church.

[Pig560]

i wanna marry a japanese girl

[shackleberry]

Don`t do it! Two faces! They are BALLBREAKERS! If you want a sexless relationship, with a money hungry ballbreaker go and buy a ring and marry a Ja[anese girl!

[xxxluvanimexxx]

"a chicken omelet?! that's wiping out a whole family at once!"

LOLOL

[Shaziaaful]

haha this guy kills me " what your problem is? " LOL

[abs69]

omg dan's from the best of both worlds, sushi and curry ! damm thats sik

[PlanetVerdia]

Half-Indian, Half-Japanese. He's a true American. I wonder if he speaks the 3 languages, or only one.

[Whitemilkenator]

I don't get most of his speech.

[sovietmarxist]

you're an idiot then.

[youknowho99]

what does he say?????

"if we weren't meant to eat animals......then why would God "blankkkkk" on meat"

[backdoorman29]

why would god make them of meat..

[junit2006]

That would be Engrish.

[khan200h]

he is boring, i m more funnier then him...lol

jk

jk

[vijivihar]

@khan200h really dosent sound like it ..sounds like a moron ..

[MIINDit]

russell peters owns !

but hes pretty funny =]

[KausheelKumar]

i dont get the donut joke, can someone explain ?

[naridon]

japanese, chinese people etc cannot say the "R" very well, and instead say "L" in place of R in many words.. So Graze becomes Glaze - which is a type of donut

[KausheelKumar]

thank you