MANTALK - HOW TO SPOT A DOUCHEBAG

[bakerisballin]

You're making fun of his looks, but I think he looks like Ricky fucking Martin. Who is attractive.

[gaireljew]

Dear mantalk, some of the things you say seems insensitive to gay people and trans people. Do you think you might know why it seems homophobic? Can you make a video about the topic of homophobia and gender bias?

[Wsd3kam]

:) ill take some larry the cable guy!!.......-_-

[mikaela8422]

Bedazzled shirt?..... are you sure you arent talking about GAY guys? Ive never seen a guy that wears ed hearty hats -__- and ive met lots of douche bags. lmfao.

[rachelbrain]

Hm ... it's kinda gross to date dead people.

[ubau26]

I would date matt deamon, however i dont think he is single.

[BullyScholarshipWii]

lmfao 0:42 so true.

[TotalAwsumness666]

Bryan Greenberg cause he's fuckin' sexy.

I'd just use him for his body cause i'm a douchebag :p

LAWLZZZ

[Atemaatra]

0.42 my ex exactly and he was a total jerk

[gostate009]

the #1 sign is accually that they call other guys douchbags! im i right lol

[ArtistikVision]

Ava Gardner, I'm sure no one has heard of her... but man... she is fine... I think women of the 40's all the way to the 60's have more class, and actually looked sexy.

[TheCrazy494]

Paul Wesley!!!!!!!!! To bad he's married :/

[issy19980]

Michael Jackson! When he is white! ( im not raceist just saying)

[rebellatina14]

02:33 - srry but what is that? :S

[sweeetly]

@rebellatina14 Its a hot water bottle (C;

[Tokio1994Hotel]

HAHAHA!! I love your vids! :D

[SexAppealBrunette18]

Miam Miam :p

[mahkewlvidz]

lol

[chica476]

I would date Marilyn Monroe becaus she's dead.

[chica476]

I'm looking at one right now.

[JamesParkersStuff]

Answer to everything: If you're sexy then everyone loves you, otherwise you're a fucking no-one. Problem solved.

[JordanGauger]

tall black socks. 

[annaraabe2008]

cesar pena is totally douchebag!!!i hate that user self absorbed ass fuck!

[SrRocketTurtle]

ed hardy or tapout shirts

[TheHuh123123]

I would date you because in my eyes you are my celebrity.

[thisgame2]

i spot them by noticing men with little boys haircut

[artfuldodgaa]

Dayum, he's hot.

[hotchicksandpuppies]

You are an emasculated little bitch, go back to your boyfriend and leave the girls heads alone.

[rockxhero]

Yvonne Strahovski.

[MoonlightStar001]

CHEESE I LOVE CHEESE



[Gmax69]

Michael Jackson for sure! :)

[xoxILOVEJAPANxox]

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WOOOOOOOOOOOO FCKN HOT!

[ScreamxxRadio]

 Julian Casablancas <3

[guitarhero2211]

i would date bea arthur. she has wisdom and experience

[Victoriaxox921]

So true !

[Partyman549]

He looks stoned xD

[2775399]

I would date Nicole Kidman.....She is Hot!!

[Justagirlthatruns]

are you considered a celebrity? o.O

[Justagirlthatruns]

are you single?

[roxxersandjayy1996]

BRRRRRRUNO MARS :D

[Mudkipkiller]

Not to say you're one, but my brother literally looks just like you and he's a big douche. I'm just saying that it's not only the clothes and face, it's also attitude.

By body language and attitude he has an aura of an over-inflated sense of self worth, yet shows it subtly. Does that thing where people take an un-needed sigh of relief and uses that same tone to start and finish nearly every sentence as if he just accomplished something.

[staceym2112]

He's also a douchebag if he says any of your friends/family are F*ckable.

[67DieHardPatriot454]

stuka very true. Women are terrible at spotting deutshbags.

[stuka80]

ashley and most other women are fooling themselves, women love douchebags, they're just in denial. they'll fuck a douchebag before they fuck that "nice guy" that's always listening to their problems

[joybury]

Love it x

[africa128]

I love ur videos!! EMINEM

[africa128]

I love ur videos!!

[MagaCarey]

Good video! Main reason why I subscribed! :)

[racoonpooon]

i would probably date megan fox. dead.

[AGROBABEUK]

I wouldn't want to date a celebrity. But I would date you, your preeetyyy damn sexy ;- ) x

[Unekwu89]

how do you sport a douchebag??? he wears ed hardy

[izziebearlove1]

Heath Ledger! <3

[Rosenkraught]

I would date your mom...then i would date Frances Bean Cobain, 'cause she's the daughter of one of my favorite singers of all time.

[misshellokittyA]

douchebag in america = chav in the uk. thumbs up if you agree? :L

[Pennys1]

you're really good looking

[megamikey59]

I'd date Hayley Williams from Paramore :D

[oanaroza]

awesome lol

[spider1974]

Anyone who wears Tapout t-shirts and anything by The North Face are douchebags!

[OlgaSoprano]

I would SO date YOU, hotcheeks :-)

[XioC652]

I'd date Michelle Rodriguez

[XxASH3RxX]

hahahahahaha nice man but you forgot one thing....Guys who wear flat bill hats....are douche bags

[swiftsidd]

i hate Ed Hardy gear so much. Why is it so popular in America?

that kind of style just looks like some untalented artist trying to pass off as a subpar designer.

[djjennm]

THANK YOU FOR THE ED HARDY COMMENT I LIVE IN SOUTH BEACH! DOUCHE BAGS everywhere! Man I love your videos... Here is a question how do you tell if your crush is using you because you spoil them or are they really your friend?

[svsocalbro]

Wtf is that? 2:35

[Iluvyoulotss]

Tie between James Marsden and Eric Mabius :) what can I say I am a sucker for guys with blue eyes and guys who can sing :)

[5959512]

I drive a toyota yaris hatchback and I still fell ike a man. but i also have a big italian sausage..........sorry that was kind of douchy

[gamertheftauto]

jimi hendrix  :}

[KITTYCAT666444]

haha stop at 1:26 funny!!!

[sabinabean]

hahaha LOL i love it!!!!!! LMFAO yur really hot btw babe!!!

[papasitoman]

Hey man I just subscribed...you´re bloody hilarious...and right on about the douchebags.

[emsieixor]

that guy thats dead...

not that one..

the other one...

yeah, him.

[LikaLaruku]

"Cunning douchebag." lol! XD

What is a female douchebag called?

[LikaLaruku]

Nevermind, it's Gonguro Gal.

[pyjamas4000000]

@LikaLaruku a bitch

[CourtneyXOCooties]

ashley eccentric is my friend (:

[Holomonkey]

I'd date you! (A)

[Blackbird1616]

ALL THE BEATLES PLUS DHANI HARRISON!

[misspuppylvr]

i would want to date shane dawson

[jordangirlhearts]

ah Shane Dawson, such a prevertedly wonderful youtuber. I share your feelings. lol

[GlamoOur94]

Hey, how about this for a question

why dont you go learn more about Islam, and revert to Islam which will eventaully benefit you more then drinking ( which is obviously bad for the health ) and you should prob also learn the affects that drinking causes = ))) lol everyone is welcomed to islam = )))

[julesx822]

wait... are you serious?

[GlamoOur94]

hahaha yeahh

[warriorpoet525]

hugh jackman!!!!!

[sallemme]

I would date Mickey Mouse. Fuck Minnie, Mickey is so cute with his little tail and big pancake-like ears.

[YouKingSantos]

Heath Ledger!!!!!!!!!! but hes dead

too bad for me:(

[ashwalk85]

Brazilian singer Luiza Possi

Just google her and you'll see what i'm talkin bout

[avatarbk]

I'd date Selena Gomez. i wanna tap that!

[d0ubl3tr0ubl3tvvins]

MANTALK: ok so here is my question. I have heard a lot that its a big NO to dating your brothers best friend (even though my brother never has said this). I want to know if its such a crime cause if he dated my best friend i could care less

[BissTwilight]

You or Ed Westwick would be a great choice to date^^

[cisforcrey]

i would date Chad Michael Murray. Fo sho.

[1hugga]

shane dawson.....hes awesome

[eoboccitto]

Michael Jackson....what?...WHAT? stop looking at me like that. he was good looking...once...okay I'd date a younder less crazyer MJ okay? *sniff* I have daddy issues...

[eoboccitto]

whoops i ment to say Younger yay for typos....see DADDY ISSUES he didnt teach me to spell!!

[aeon23]

Yeah, unfortunately the world (especially America) has an influx of douchebags. My cousin went from being a semi innocent kid to a douchebag over night. What happens to them?

[singerrock1213]

i would date supricky, joey from winterspringpro, or werkingitout. my celebs are those from youtube!!

[stunnershady]

werkingitout is devon werkheiser :) and he is really hot

[ewaisaRAINBOW]

All Ed Hardy clothes are clothes are for douche bags, enough said.

[Yezaria13]

I would like to date Alex OLoughlin. He is hot :D And it would be cool celebrating his birthday and then at midnight: continue the party to celebrate my birthday ! ;-)

[thebigfatlamp]

i would date john lennon.  legend that man is.

[toxinadam]

seriously ur sexy..... i would fcuk u if i didn't have a bf... :)

[swushi999]

Einstein or Bonnie Wright.

[andtomper]

Emma Watson. (Hermione Granger from Harry Potter) I like her magic!

[cabsb]

i would date vin diesal or u!!lol but i would still date u even if u werent a celebrity!! u totally rock!!

[zim1girl]

i would date Billy Mays because he can try to sell me stuff but i would just say no and stop screaming at me that would be fun

[gcblue18]

i wouldn't want to date a dead celebrity.. they might be a vampire... that's scary...

[RebeccaAnne88]

MAN TALK: How does a girl stop being "One of the guys" without completely changing her attitude and looks?

[RebeccaAnne88]

I'd date Elvis.. Young Elvis, Not fat n old Elvis..

Oh what the man could do with his hips..

Lips!!! I mean't lips!! Honest!

[shortyhorse89]

you!!!

love ya Chris!!!

[frankiejimmyfrankier]

I'd Date Frank Iero Just to Annoy Everyone i Know but saying "I've dated Frank iero"

[Mad4Ryro]

I'd date you cause your hot and funny :D

[kryptonicloser]

i would totally go for the new upcoming singer/guitar player orianthi if u havnt looked her up u need to shes crazy n pretty cute espically with a 6 string under her fingers

[tifforever88]

i would date YOU ;) ur famous to me lol... no seriously i wud

[tifforever88]

MANTALK: how do you breakoff a relationship with someone who used to be your best friend and still be friends??

[brncosdood41]

@tifforever88 You dont because the only reason that guy was your "best friend" is because he wanted to have sex with you....

[324582782]

@tifforever88 not possible lol

[xricekakesx]

i had a guy that looked like that once.. man was that ugly. there was this one time with a owl and a bungee chord and a p- nevermind.

[evilxdemonicxkitty]

do you count? xD

[vdnwk]

I'd date Blackbeard. I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO! YARRR!!

[LightingAtDawn]

i would date tiger wood's wife, ill show her a real man

[bigdaddy6886]

MANTALK: how do you know that your impressing a girl and not being a douche about it? and or how to make a girl laugh

[bigdaddy6886]

my girlfriend

she's famous to me!!

[justinbfan98]

i would date andy sixx from black veil brides, justin bieber, or adam lambert, brendon urie from panic at the disco,ryan ross ex panic at the disco or, chris hollywood from house of class,and last but not least marilyn manson jk seriously JK!!!!

[KimiToxxxic]

i would date adam lambert....if he wasnt gay XD

[ThessanPhrincessan]

Cristiano Ronaldo, but after this vid I think he is a douchebag... So a celebrity who's not a douchebag, it most be you Chris ;)

[utubers4u]

abraham lincoln.. so if i ever got in trouble... i could hide in his hat... :)

[Gabzula]

Mark Walberg, Justin Timberlake, Sam Worthington ( as a human, not an avatar), Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom.. ah the list can keep going on and on...

[paramore1236x3]

OMG DUDE I WOULD DATE ALL THE HOT CELEBRITIES :D huh what idk

[BelleInc69]

WIll you have my babies ?

[cheavy07]

How ya do ya hurrr? O:

[loltaxmee]

And what gel do you use?

[SilentNoise0oo]

Would you, Chris, be an acceptable answer? ;3

[deethedinosaurr]

anyone but kanye and chris brown ;p

[ohcollege]

if i could date any celebrity itd be you...yup.

[ohcollege]

i didnt get it in ...this weeks episode :) tehe

[MorganJoJo46]

Your're awesome! <3 I want to know how to get a guy to take notice in you. Pwease and Tank you!

[darthchad1]

Bon Jovi.......well you said dead or alive and he sang it

[IIM4Ni4Cx]

jessica alba defo theres sumfin wrong witj you if you dont unless ur gay or a woman

[zBzBabe]

I would totally date you Chris, or N0thingLasts because his comment is freaking funny! LMFAO! <3

[kristineku]

I would date Shane Dawson or James Matthew Barrie <3

[SamusEric]

I would date Mother Nature, because

1. She's a legacy, so she's probably hot.

2. If one of my Enemies Pisses me off, I could tell her or her Advanced Friend Zeus to throw lightning on the bitch, I could become powerful because of her.

[2foxxy4ubaby]

Patrick Swayze. His dance moves were great and i wouldn't mind if he but this baby (me) in a corner. ;)

[THxsweet]

how can you make such a funny show as this?

hugs and kisses

Tiffany

[SxEJohnDoe]

wuhuuuu.. I'm not a douche! xD

[Thebrioche66]

omg i would date Brandon Flowers... lead singer of the killers... cuz hes SOO hot :)

[N0thingLasts]

I would date Doug Billings/Justin Batha from The Hangover..." I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories. " That quote is the reason why X]

[CSIKate]

Id date you chris lol... JK :) Taylor Lautner (ur too old for me)

[fearmeforiamrob]

popeye the sailor man

[xshieldsx49]

Well, I don't have Necrophilia so I'd rather date an alive person, thanks. :D

[jolinjom1337]

Tiger Woods, but I wouldn´t be alone :)

[madison23ily]

i would date you !!!!!!!!!!!

[sweeterinm]

i wanna date zac efron!!!

dreamy

[alannerXx]

Oh Taylor Lautner, all the way. hes supermegafoxyawesomehotm<3 ;)

[kandiedkarma]

I wouldn't date a celebrity, especially if they are dead :-O

[Gethazzor3]

Sir allan sugar, yoink!

[Thatsmahtoast]

I would Date me :3

[SmileyDanielle22]

wanna kno the difference between santa clause and tiger woods?? santa stops after 3 hoes :D hahaha

[SuperDevilgirl1]

if i was a guy i would date John Barrowman but as i'm a girl i'd say GERARD WAY!!! -swoon-

[FariinBelaaRood]

mhhm.

I want to date... YOU!

but. that will never be. :(

I think tyson ritter , the singer from the all american rejects is very hot :P

[Loveristheway]

Ohh.. Hmm, maybe Anthony from Smosh or you.. Because you are sweet, funny, handsome.. You get the idea.. XD XD

[Loveristheway]

Ohh.. Hmm, maybe Anthony from Smosh or you.. Because you are sweet, funny, handsome.. You get the idea.. XD XD

[Jaysterify]

Emma watson or Ashley Greene

[14CatAllie]

theres two guys i would date...you and taylor lautner! haha.

[PukuTushke]

hah i would date you ;D* so what about that date huh? <.< let me know ;]

[Pascalliej]

omg my bestfriend is dating a douchebag :(

and i would date probabley taylor lautner because he is so friggin hot or you because you are so cute , and you are your self (: and i love that :D

[Shazam2131]

I would date Adam Garcia!!!! x

[alissakay05]

Hmmm... Celeberty... Dead or a Live?? Umm... a younger Jared Leto... Or you... I'd def. want to jump your bones.

[Pansylvia]

I would date Elvis Presley.

[abcdef9742]

i would date Shayne Ward / Shane West or Shane Dawson (A)

[e1angel99]

i would date shane dawson <3

[Kami9799]

QOTD: I would date Ryan Reynolds. That delicious looking man is a perfect blend of sarcasm and charm. =)

[BillieTheParrot]

I would date you. Or maybe BJ Armstrong (you know the Green Day frontman)

[miz80s]

i would date george clooney <3

[kimmiemc]

i would date Josh Ramsay or Jocob Hoggard .. cuz they are dam fine

[chrissyboi1234]

I would date you, but dead.

[nikascott08]

i think to make things fair i would put every guy who's ever inspired me, turned me on, or just left me wondering and i would put them in a room. first one who comes to me gets the date. i girls gotta make herself feel like a gift.

i figured i would add that last part so you don't think i'm a first come first kind of girl lol