GARNISH THIS

[bimbo818]

IDK HOW YOUR DOING IT OR WHY ITS HAPPENING, BUT IM ADDICTED TO YOUR VIDEOS FOR SOME WEIRD ASS REASON AND I HATE BLOGS N SHIT LIKE THIS! BUT I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT ITS SO ODLY ENTERTAINING!!!

[Sarahmajig]

Your blistering fury is so beautiful. I'm having trouble finding videos of you I haven't watched.

[ForeverrrEmily]

And I thought my life sucked......

[MissBabyEeyore]

God that orchestra hit sound scared the crap out of me lol.

[nakedboxes]

Why is Jeesi Slaughter in the related videos.. damn it not her again!

[lucyfrancfort]

i wish you were my friend

[sammi7406]

9.29

uploaded on my bday :))

[SaraQuita05]

@sammi7406

Haha, happy birthday. ^_^

[lizbet69]

I just found your youtube videos..and can't stop watching..

[TheTotallyTECH]

"Stupid, Idiot, Bitch" Will be my new catch phrase to say to people.

[crystalseattletv]

I knew you were from New Jersey hahahahahahahahaha I was born there...frig

[DeLaSoul246]

23 people are from bumble fuck princeton

[MrTrinifather]

omg i fucking love justine

[raserei333]

VA DMV is just inconsistent. One will say you need xyz, the other will say just z, someone ELSE will say you need the whole damn alphabet.

[larafacceee1]

*sigh* that's NJ for you. the dmv is a million times worse.

[RukiTehBomb]

The LA times that's a good thing it's one of the worst thing or but that's a pretty that a that a document here in houston well like bandits that might their own honor well that was lost all natalie worker like that it was believed that countless times I've lost my tow the car and he you just in case you ever think that your life we can't get any worse. <~ Closed Captioning is such a hipster

[AlliReadReviewRepeat]

press like 2 me :)

[BlackWolf4830]

Garnished your wages? Well you got 200,000 subscribers now. HAH! Take that, jpmetz boss.

[iwatchyutube]

this video was uploaded on my birthday!

[MissLagunaBeach95]

LMAO I turned onthe captioning and right when she said "are headaches" at 3:43 the caption put "our politics" :) hahaha

[tasha14141414]

When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.

[MunkieBabble]

"Literally. Garbage." <--- Best line in this video. <3 JPMETZ

[tweenmermaid]

GLORY ON DAMN HIGH

[007majorgonzo]

This is madness. who let the dogs out!

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " IT SAYS OR,,, NOT AND" .. "I WAS TELLING THIS STUPID IDIOT BITCH" hahaha i don't usually think your funny but. this was hilarious.

[JulieUchihaKuchiki1]

you know what all i want for christmas is you jpmetz

<3

[Axelblade79]

Glory on damn high XDD

[cuzitsnecessary]

jpmetz makes me want a jersey woman. fuck a jersey shore!

[RedVestedDemon]

Bumble fuck Princeton can't hold a candle to your gloriousness.

[EmmaIndustries]

bumble fuck prinston . ( ; Man, I got myself a new insider .. <3

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Jpmetz for president

[kateinactuality]

"stupid idiot bitch"

<3

[EmilysUBERamazing]

shooting stars are nothing but bunch of space trash that burn up as they go through our atmosphere ...lol <3

[TheKatyLady1]

I like you

[reaganemmie]

you CRACK me the hell up

[jonaslove1100]

abuncha space trash :)

[pinkpissog]

I don't even deserve to talk to you

[ShesALegacy]

you're seriously so funny (: i love you .

[007majorgonzo]

You need jesus

[wheremybutchesat]

@007majorgonzo jesus needs jpmetz

[flashatizer]

You're hilarious. 

[MrSunshineinthesky]

literaly garbage...hahahahahah

[EscapeNewJersey]

Is this a viral ad campaign for Prozac?

[velvetlove47]

bumble fuck princeton omg im crying its so funny

[mookamyad]

Haha, "I was telling this stupid idiot bitch, OR OR!" Hahaha, this. is too. hilarious!

*smiles*

[PandyMilton]

lmfao i love you jpmetz

[XXTALKiNGxxCATZXX]

Yeah,when I got my driver's license picture taken the guy asked me "Do you care what your picture looks like?" I said "No." He laughs at me says "Ok" and hands it to me,continuing to laugh. Ass.

I hate the dmv, identity people.

[BrainFreezeism]

20 people are from Bumblefuck.

[candycookie777]

I so fucking agree!

[alissewonder]

Try loosing your passport in Barcelona in the day of your freaking birthday in Barcelona and have to explain a milion times in the Brazilian consulate that you don't have your IDs with you because you're staying in freaking Firenze, wich is in freaking ITALY! The place to wich you need to return cause your backpack was stolen and you literally don't freaking have even extra UNDERWEAR. If I didn't work at a governement facility, I think I would have been sent back to Brazil

[kenzbymanynames]

i want to be just like you

[daskit1983]

ur videos are STRAIGHT UP NOIZE!

say word and keep on truckin

[Renvi]

Don't worry, a woman at the HELP LINE for NW Airlines laughed at me when I called to ask her what the next available flight out would be, because my flight got canceled.

Stranded out in snowy WA, a week before Christmas and the she's in sunny ol' florida laughing at my predicament. She couldn't even tell me what other flights there were because she was too busy laughing. She ended up saying there are no flights.

Found another flight by myself that left the next day.

[445happy]

@Renvi Lets all go slap all the bitches who laugh at people who have problems!! we will give them a problem! us!!!

[KiaTasha]

Some people are a little too obsessed. Yeah you seem like an awesome person. But I'm not going to worship you or something.

I like your videos though.

[sweet4keets]

Lmao this was amazing...glad I found you. subscribed

[Cubtalia]

You're my role model.

[PeaceUdo]

LMAO at the dun goofed comment! XDD

[Kariio18xX]

"I was telling the stupid idiot bitch." LOL jpmetz you complete my life.

[theantikikyo]

I LOVE YOU xD <3333

[xvcherriieessvx]

I feel your pain Justine. I just met my husbands girlfriend that hes been dating since 2 weeks after we started 5 yrs ago... because she stole my ID to go clubbing and got caught by my buddy the bouncer... her excuse. oops. i must have mistaken it for mine.. even though i from canada and shes from America... but now i'm being charged for allowing a person to use my ID for underaged drinking... life rocks!!

[cuppycakes678]

@xvcherriieessvx My goodness

[strtthshw]

@xvcherriieessvx Seriously? o.o

[guitarsurfer2010]

You look intriguing in Black Lace.

I want you when you are angry.

It would be Hot.

xxxxooooxxxxoooo

[DoubleDBlogXX]

love the music at the end!

[Gabe4494]

if u get a lump of coal 4 christmas i will personally come 2 ur house, go up 2 da north pole and beat the shit out of santa claus 4 having da balls 2 give u such a gift.

[MyassWins]

They gave me that shit too here in Michigan. I had to drive three hours to get my papers, so I made sure I could it it with the same stuff you used since my wallet had also been stolen. I had to call four times before they put someone higher up on the phone who very slowly told me yes, yes I can use the bills, and she would be dealing with her employees that had no idea what they where talking about.

[jtisthename]

lo bumblefuck

[Annarki1]

I turned on youtubes caption, and it said at the start "the LA times thats a good thing its one f the worst thing or thats a pretty" ??????

[kellylpritz]

I have that pencil sharpener...it is a good one.

[TheHISEIRRA]

i have a feeling Lauralyn Bowen will be needing her own unending series of 'it gets better' videos

[okj2luvscanarys]

im sorry

[Brooke4u2]

It pisses me off is how employees or whoever has authority says to go on the damn website and what is on it is wrong.

[iamelvisman68]

this pencil sharpener actually works pretty good..

[shakennotstured]

lets blow up that bitches cubical, she thinks this is a joke?!

[MissBobGurl]

<3 <3 ur likeee my hubba bubba momma :)

[JIGOKUSHONENKISS]

My little niece told me she got the newest most awesome Barbie in the world.... When I saw it wasn't a JPMETZ inspired Barbie doll I burned that stupid Barbie doll and I told my niece Santa will not bring her anything in Christmas if she did not started worshiping you like I do!!!

[gangstuhhamberlayy]

Oh, Jpmetz. My one and only goal in life is to obtain a single strain of hair from your glorious head. With it, I shall begin constructing shrine to which I will bow down to everyday. Yet, I am not worthy to spoing a single one of your luxurious curls.

[jakeensley20]

I love you. I will get on a plane and fly to wherever the hell you are and give you a huge ass piece of coal, the hell. If you are displeased with the selection of coal, I will not even bother returning home for the shame a humiliation would be too great to bear.

[mrbunnylamakins]

Indiana web site sat it only needs two majors idea...not the what the branch wanted. It took me over a week and six tries later . I had to have Birth Certificate, Social Security Card, bank Statement (Stamped and dated) , A bill in my name to the address I live, and a Pay stub. This was to renew my license.

[BIGblueGirlBrat]

Setting your hair on fire, losing your wallet, your nose bleed, the countless times you lost your debit card were all memorable moments in our history.

[TrafficSuicide]

Oh my goodness... So angry. D;

[KINGKIRBY1231]

*types* jpmetz

*types with nose* jpmetz

*types with tongue* jpmetz

*gets back to worshiping jpmetz*

[maritz3]

Shooting stars are nothing but a bunch of space trash... I'm so using that as my msn status. You're quite an inspiration

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

OMG princetonsomebolognabullshit(d­ot)com is my fav site!!

[bluesweetascandy]

you're like a life guru.

[Giratina386]

@bluesweetascandy like?

[bluesweetascandy]

@Giratina386 omg worst typo ive ever made.. i meant ARE.

[jacobswolfgirl112]

*Insert comment of why Jpmetz is better than Chuck Norris here*

[cccordellpower]

im hot to trot and warm for your form. get @ me

[CrazynathanToday22]

If you are ever unfortunate enough to have any babies, I will gladly take them for you.

[thepweencess]

wish on an airplane angel justine! 

[twigstarox94]

JPMETZ IS Chuck Norris.

Smiling is crap- get your frown on!

I <3 you JPMETZ- The State of New Jeresy should be asking you if they can get a new ID card.

[IFeelSoAlive3]

Please start uploading your videos in 720p :3

[pegpegs101]

Why do people think chuck norris is so great? I mean, the only person worthy enough to have stuff said about them like that is Jpmetz.

[MrTrinifather]

The frown in the beginning looked real

*rub rub

[katinatreesee]

i swear: i felt an anxiety attack coming on, so i went on youtube and watched this video.

[TheLovelyXGirl]

it's kinda like trying to establish credit huh.

[tagtag66]

The bitchy bitch made 20 accounts to dislike this video but JPMETZ still owns her with 1829 likes (and growing)

[maddylaidsaar]

jpmetz can never fail. 

[chubakastanley]

At the very least, for Christmas, you can have my love <333

[ZackFaustTv]

Can you please teach a class at my school about complaining :)

[KellyKeytar]

What happened to moving to new york? I was afraid I was going to never see that beautiful scratched up wall of ripped hearts ever again.

[EllenMoment25]

Whats the Christmas tune at the end?

[allybaba3]

you don't need ID; you're JPMETZ.

[kissesalloverxox]

lmfao! seriously i love ur videos u make me wanna make blogs myself but see if i was to do tht id prob be kicked off youtube cuz sumone wouldnt like wat id have to say or youtube may find me to be a threat to society lmfao

[SpaghettiOGuy]

after 1:28 "she was arguing with me, we know who won that arguement

[allysim899]

youve gone from being really funny (back in your earlier videos) but now you just lost your friggen mind

[TheDoctor252]

i like ur hair like this... just to make u happier! <3



[MightySaturn5]

"Vital statistics" is my neighbors cats name

[BooomBoxBoy]

Brazillian Blowout Fail :(

[ViviLovesIceCream]

@BooomBoxBoy You know what?

I'm Brazilian and I never heard of that Brazillian blowout in my country. lol

[LuniaVideo]

@ViviLovesIceCream It's too crazy for you too handle

[xAmorius]

PM me your address. I will send you a Christmas present.

[makeuploverxoxo1000]

"i was telling this stupid idiot bitch"

jpmetz you are the goddess of my life

[AdamDGAF]

PMSL

[OliviaIsNaff]

I wish I birthed such a person as you. I'll be your mother.... PLEASE

[kristalz999]

WTF YOU LIVE IN JERSEY? so do i =]

[FUNNYMONEYKID10]

lol this reminds me of recently how my mom's birth certificate was stolen XD but i feel for u JPMETZ

[horsesnponys]

I really want jpmetz to be PERMANENTLY implanted in my family for Christmas =)

[NileSings]

Glory on DAMN HIGH! LMAO :D

[RunFromHumanContact]

I love you.

[assheadproductions]

lmao "but it doesnt matter.. because i dont care!" <3

[Rotarrius]

"glory on damn high!"

wow too funny

[sniffa91]

what a bitch

[thepweencess]

@sniffa91 tts why we love her

[sniffa91]

@thepweencess I'm not saying "jpmets" is a bitch but the lady she is talking about. Jpmets is awesome :D

[Rosalila]

Omg I deal with customer service but damn, you don't laugh at your customers >< All I could've done was call my boss and argue with him since the site obviously states so.

[TheHelao]

your awsome in every way justine

[maxclatters]

dont worry justine, sunnyd and rum

[murdocxjames]

Maybe she was laughing out of nervousness. I do that when I get nervous but then again, if I saw jpmetz in real life I'd look like a fool too.

[antiqueteacup]

The music at the end made me happy :)

[sillysallygurl007]

stars are balls of gas and stuff

[waterlily716]

jpmetz your hair is the shit here. if only i could be as beautiful as you.

[EvulMan]

I just unsubscribed, only to get the pleasure of subscribing to you again.

[ipodgirl95]

Did that woman not know she was speaking to the all-powerful jpmetz? Jpmetz gives that woman the gift of her voice and the woman laughs at her?? She is surely going to hell.

[jasonkohltv]

You're so funny!

[xxyazylou]

you have a loose sexy curl. i like :)

[TVANO12345]

I think soundlyawake hit dislike 20 times on this...

[imperialgrapes]

compared to you, all other women are space trash

[angelicagervais]

Justin, can I have you for Christmas?

[AxSDenied464]

you.are.awesome

[QwonitoSausage]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIRSSSSSSS D:

[damnableZ09]

jpmetz is the definition of what is right with the world.

[jellyfishdust]

I THINK I LOVE YOU.

[duhjovijr]

so i was typing jpmetz into my droid x today and it KNEW your name.

THERE IS A GOD(DESS).

and her name is justine.

[Tolkieniana1]

this girl desperately needs to fuck O.o

[dontworrybxhappy]

I think I have jpmetz fever <3

[dramagrl1996]

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[jsu05grad]

princetonsomebolognabullshit(d­ot)com, Justine.. I love you. =)

[ERcanada11]

omgi thought my life was bad ;] I would just die if my hair caught on fire ...

[rebawoooo1309]

"Bumble fuck Princton" BAHAHAHAHA you just made my day!!

[MissNo1sgirl]

God prays to jpmetz.

[MandaaPandaa101]

Justine is certainly a goddess.

[MakeupMr]

LOL!

[Kyujib]

Even in Soviet Russia, Jpmetz's frown can't be turned upside down.

[remalek22]

Today I woke up with Justine's voice ringing in my head.

I'm having such a great day.

[letsdancealldayy]

You went to princeton? I will no longer call it boring again. <3

[grantdaddy1]

They are garnishing jpmetz' wages because their wages is worthless.

[crazylatingirl94]

the lady laughed out of fear. she realized who she was giving shit to , and began to fear her life.

[TeAmoGemmaB]

theres only 24 hours in a day to watch jpmetz THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME!

[LuvLuvZZ]

haha your so lol

[EmmaLouiseDomination]

My grandfather just died.

Your day DEFINITELY sucked more.

[theniknasty]

Hot people don't need ID's

[theniknasty]

Omg well at least you still have your charm, your wit and your extemely good looks.