I'm NOT Annoying!!! (1.3.10 - Day 248)

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Sandwich name: "The 'where's the meat Sammy?"

[CTFxCGreatestMoments]

3:38 i was eating now im not

[1996isover]

Watching my birthday vlogs! When they're done, I'll watch that birthday video you showed us that one year.

[kbizawsome]

the veggie-nator:)

[chocolateluvver247]

When I smell candles, I smell the lid..

[MustashNat]

human villian is the similarity

i know but the robots are the enimey i niron man

but they were created by a human

[noliesjustloveful]

As in the top comment, We should call it the alfalaffafaffaffalfa sandwich! yum haha,

[MskLeeSay]

Haha I just favorited this video because i want to save the sandwich reacipe

[WatchVenusSpa]

The definitive Alli video!

[Shyloh8]

That Charles Trippy doll is creepy lol.

[turtlehafunny]

7:25 your middle name is Paul?! lol

[ChrystinaAnswers]

i watched district 9 on my first date with my bf <3

[TheFashiongirl05]

he was sniffing the yankee candles and he said they smell bad? are you kidding? those are the best smelling candles on the market.

[koreakalila]

I would have slapped Charles! I hate when people try and annoy me

[brunette427]

I started using vegan mayo recently because i started a vegan diet. :) this is a very helpful recipes.

[TheAmazingDeadpool]

I love CTFxC. Been having a marathon for the past month and this is how far I have made it. You two are amazing and have actually inspired me to start making videos.

[WatchVenusSpa]

ALLI SHAKE YOUR BUM!

[webkinzpinkydoodle99]

Charles Paul Trippy....I love it :3

[FilipinoGirl0]

Fo an annoying orange spoof

[unme261]

The GREEN sandwich

[Vangough4997]

you guys have a loooot of funny pronouncing the names of fruits...

[emeraldt94]

i saw the thinking face before you brought the doll out for the spammy thingie....

[1mapleandoak]

call it vegan eatin

[melissaxoxo78]

Internet killed TV and these two killed internet!!

[mastermind425]

call it the vegginator lol

[crazyjoke5456]

publix ftw.................where i work

[eriedi2]

OMG their house is a mess. Clean up first and then shoot a video. Slobs.

[MarianMinty]

@eriedi2 are you fucking serious? did you watch the before vlog of where they weren't home for WEEKS.... and NO ONES home is clean all the fucking time... and considering how big of a germaphob Charles and Alli are.... theyre home is cleaner then most americans! Let's just make it clear to who is spending time watching who's videos.... and who has inspired HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people.... so ya. KEEP ON TROLLING.... BITCH.

[MarianMinty]

@AllOfMyLuv Keep on trolling.... your wasting your time because no one cares what you have to say :) Have a nice day

[MarianMinty]

@AllOfMyLuv how do you know what they are to me.... you dont even know me... FAIL ON YOUR PART. 

[BlackopsVMW2]

@AllOfMyLuv hey bitch, if you dont like pizza dats ok with you ok? but we all inspire pizza

[melissaxoxo78]

@AllOfMyLuv Take my advice, never do comments on these videos: eminem, any rap or hip hop, reality TV, people trying to be funny, private videos gone public, justin bieber, girls trying to look (super)sexy while they're trying to say something "important", kanye west, and leave britney alone videos.

[joepusbjoe]

the girls wierd

[Roadmaster619]

monster sandwich

[141gaming141]

The trippysandwitch

[WatchVenusSpa]

This episode is the quintessential Alli episode!

[swirlybuns12]

sandwhichTARD xD

[justinbieberfeverfor]

ctfxc sandwitch its a movie

[justinbieberfeverfor]

ctfxc sandwitch

[melissaxoxo78]

Every other person I know is hilariously funny and the rest are just funny. They also don't bother other people with their crap.

[MizzyPwincess]

De-peel.. Gotta love Charles :)

Its 2:19 am in Ireland now and i cannot stop watchin these vids!!

Love you Charles and Alli! <3 You guys are AWESOME :) xxx

[melissaxoxo78]

@MizzyPwincess Now, THIS ONE (MizzyPwincess), needs a life people!!

[MizzyPwincess]

@melissaxoxo78 You are the one that needs to get a life if you sit around sayin bad stuff about Charles and Alli. If you dont like them, why the Fuck do you watch them then.... CTFxC is for Haters :) Charles and Alli, thank you for sharing your lives with us all, don't ever stop vloggin!!! :) Charles and Alli, you are AMAZING!! <3

[melissaxoxo78]

@MizzyPwincess Charles and Alli...ha ha, what are they - your cousins, that you refer to them by their first name? I suppose Heidi, Spencer, Snooki and J-bow-wow are your relatives, too? But I'm sure that when you turn 16 or 17, you'll think back at this and say: 'wow, but hey, I was just a kid'. Just like I think of myself now when I use to love Madonna when I was 10. Reality TV - people trying to make money by acting stupid, erratic, or like your cousins here - just trying to make a buck.

[MizzyPwincess]

@melissaxoxo78 No, they are not my cousins, although I wish they were.. Then what do you want me to call them? That's their names so that's what I'll call them.. (like everyone else is callin them on here..) why pick on me? And no I have no idea who heidi or any of the other people are. For your info I am 16 and I will continue to watch Charles and Alli every day for as long as they put up vlogs. They dont do this for the money. They do it for themselves because they enjpy it.

[amelle99]

it should be called the alfalaffaffafaffafaafafaa sandwich

[SuperILY123]

They have mayo with no eggs?! My life just got ten percent better.

[SuperBlackMoth]

don't put your tomatoes in the fridge!

[264ash]

i feared the action man :D

[Broncosfan1111]

To all the haters, just quickly take a look at the likes and dislikes on this video.

You guys go around saying that Charles and Alli are just some attention seekers yet your sole purpose in life is to go on youtube and start arguments?

Quit being such hypocrites and go get a fucking life.

[melissaxoxo78]

@Broncosfan1111 What, just because I don't like Kim Kardashian wanna be's, now I don't have a life?? Because I DO HAVE A LIFE, I want these poor souls to get one too! Isn't it sad that they can't be happy unless someone's watching them? Mama never paid any attention I suppose, she was also busy looking for attention herself, I guess it runs in the family...

As soon as the camera stops rolling these two are through with each other too! Bet my Keanu Reeves boring life on it!

[GhibliGirl91]

War speech backed by...Katy Perry :P And then I hear SOUND OF SETTLING?! Goodness me :D

[GhibliGirl91]

War speech backed by...Katy Perry :P

[FreaknJoshwa]

name it ''spike sandwich''

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dbzluva987654321]

Name it the donkey anus food sandwinch

[yellowshelbs0318]

but the sandwich is mostly fruits.

0_o

[manhoimanh]

=3 penis hehehe

[carcar845]

the name should be.  TAKE THAT MCDOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!!!!

[ZyChannLT]

The sandwich should be called the Super - V

[Skylarrocks4]

"Take that Mc double cheeseburger , whopper , king" Oh Charles!

[bkayy13]

Alli's really pretty!

[12512cool]

"Rage on."

[12512cool]

@AllOfMyLuv Bitch please.

[melissaxoxo78]

I never watched this video beginning to end either, but I can see it for what it is: litter that I don't want to see and noise that I don't want to hear...

It's not this particular video per se, but everything similar to this (music, shows, reality TV), it portrays Americans as classless narcissists in desperate need of attention and that's NOT who we really are.

[Starp8414]

I no way you can call the sandwich.. Not a whopper.. :) ps I -3 district 9!!!

[JohnIsTang]

penis

[melissaxoxo78]

When shooting videos is not interesting anymore, they'll brake up. These two can't exist as a couple without outside attention.

[othnaley94]

"aw I said Peter Jackson. I was wrong"

"you were so wrong"

Haha I thought that was funny/adorable.

[xXAlmostEvilXx]

Apu

[AGTNGM]

Are you sure???? what the FUCK

[AGTNGM]

Are you sure????

[tubboy118118]

VEG MAC

[armelix73]

His fiance has a BIG NOSE, really annoying! Otherwise I find her pleasant. She's a good looking woman. . .

[melissaxoxo78]

I'm not a hater, but I'm just sick of reality shows...Please, guys, keep your crap to yourself and stop polluting youtube, TV, MTV.....

[LiamBizl]

@melissaxoxo78 CTFxC have a massive fanbase and thousands of people like myself enjoy watching it, if you don't want to watch these reality shows then don't.

[melissaxoxo78]

@LiamBizl Just because thousands of people watch it, doesn't mean it's smart or good. In Korea they eat dogs, try telling them they don't taste good.

[LiamBizl]

@melissaxoxo78 You're just stating your opinion, you may think it's not smart or good but again thousands of people disagree, I understand where you're coming from as I hate the YouTuber Shane Dawson, he makes the same repetitive, disgusting and unfunny videos but there's no point me going on his video and telling people that because no one will care, if you don't like it, don't watch it. And in regards to you're other point Charles and Alli we're together long before the vlogs.

[lozzybabez96]

u should call your sandwich: brunch time veggie

[LeeLovesEminem]

lol at the haters ;-)

[The360pwned]

Call it tha awsome super ultra terriffic (healthy) ctfxc sandwich..... Lol. U guys rock

[Skaeryll]

Call it the Trippinator.

[melissaxoxo78]

These guys remind me of that couple.....hmmm...Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

Oh, look how cute we are, we're so cool, we're so into each other, love us, please, love us, pleaaaseee.......

[melissaxoxo78]

@AllOfMyLuv Please don't send me shitty videos like this!

[melissaxoxo78]

@AllOfMyLuv You're right AllOfMyLuv!

You're beautiful guys, don't listen to what the world is telling you. What do 7 billion people know! Go ahead and shoot every piss and sweat, you might even land a job at MTV!

[MrMesonoxian]

Alli is gorgeous ! And she has an awesome personality!

[MarioDoggeh]

Stop shoving stuff in her face! thatswhatshesaid.

[smythslave]

Nmh some one has a shitty life and wants 2 piss on others

[thecmonster]

@XxlvskatexX  his fiance...she's gorgeous.

[BovineGirl3]

@XxlvskatexX Hey, they get pay for doing these kind of things, and a lot of people in Youtube vlog about their daily lives. How about you try to get a job and make a life worth living for instead of bitching. Beside, Alli is beautiful: she has the most perfect eyes, her hair is beautiful, and she's really adorable.

[Dedzinatajs1337]

Get A life

[Cooliesto]

@Dedzinatajs1337 They have a life. They wouldn't be making these videos for 400,000+ people if they didn't. U mad bro?

[LimitedRiverTV]

wheres the meat????

[MrBranMuffins]

it sounded like u said vaginaise

[ialmostgothitwithwud]

charles you called zoey a him.

[fitz1030forever]

the cups that have t&s are forr trippy nd speed(:

[FlyingPancake0390]

Alli looks so genuinely distressed at 6:19 lol.

[Tulemasin]

a pussy ass sandwich shit that lacks meat!!!!

[MYpsnISjpizzle50]

@Tulemasin i know your comment is from 3 weeks ago. but.....you like meat? o_O

[Tulemasin]

@MYpsnISjpizzle50 well... yeah! don't you? it's like the best thing in the world! And it's healthy too to eat proper meat or fish or chicken.

[MYpsnISjpizzle50]

@Tulemasin i meant it in the wrong way :)

[yourtubenetwork]

< ---- Did you get a chance to eat my famous pizza? The dancing pizza delivery ghost can deliver it for $20 (taxes extra). Click there to eat it. :-)

[SrThekingofthewrold]

Is it really good the sandwich

[briannamonaghan99]

the yum yum sandwich lolz

[2007nascarfan]

Charles is right Florida State does suck

[prtybrneyez18]

That sandwich looks delicious

[epicfail10362]

NUMNUMNUM sandwitch

[connor3ify]

yes you are

[MollyoHengoo22]

MANWHICH or CHUMWHICH or BLAAHHH which

[jb41161]

hello that is like the grosist sandwich i have ever seen geez I will take Ali's no meat big mac any day compared to that.....sandwich FAIL sorry for the mispell of grossiest geez is that even a word lmao

[jb41161]

hello that is like the grosist sandwich i have ever seen geez I will take Ali's no meat big mac any day compared to that.....sandwich FAIL

[JeffateaSnickers]

That sandwich looks so good right now.

[SamiezzG]

The jesus Sandwhich

[evillord1324]

You know what would make that sammich better, bacon and ham

[SamiezzG]

@evillord1324 omfg YES!

[Kenjirus]

random 1question of RANDOM!!!! are those sprouts just water cress ( well it looks like them, im from uk so i may just be different name here)

[stevegunz]

Call it THE VEGANATOR! :)

[reynaldogonzalez18]

i hate that think he used on top og the tomato, its nasty!

[DecoyAlphie]

@Ctfxc are you talking about The Terminator

[Kindertautenleider]

Dagwheet Sandwich

[rasoooogy]

السلام عليكم

[ILoveAnimezzzzzzzzz]

v_v.. what about crickets? I dun get it... Y'know... I used to kinda breed crickets for the lizards I used to have, just took a big tub, (with a lid, o'course) a bowl or something of similar size to put a wet sponge in, (for drinking & such) and, I fed them dog food. They ate it really well... And it was supposed to have all the nutrients and w/e. Sadly, somehow a spider got in and laid some eggs and they ate all my crickets... It's really affordable for those who want pet lizards on a budget.

[natiexoxo]

when crickets are hungry, they eat each other

[gtowey2011]

the avalfafroust..what ever you kept saying xD

[ManSkiSkeet]

It's funny how they always eat the dogs food lol

[jennyluvsphil]

alfalalfalaffalaaa fafa sprouts x'D

[sukanaxt10]

did you think maybe feeding them dogs with peanut butter might be the reason?

[emilaygleek13]

The veginator

[Luigidaskater]

"hmm that smells like my couch." lolol

[xorg007]

Killer sandwitch :P hahahah... which can kill any witch :P

[hkdoycle]

my cat's called spike :D

[ConnieShiables8]

cute dawgs

[marineman105]

Suuper Trippy samich of doom and awesomeness

[sebass198]

The Afalfasaw sandwich!!!! It was actually pretty good.

[RandomSkitts]

love the videos



[jzero15]

i would never eat that nasty sandwich. needs moar meat

[GoGoNutsify]

name it trippys trip lol

[palkia192]

annoying orange FTW

[tonystark558]

TY C+A

[dorsavoroojak]

hahaha jan 3rd is my b-day!!!

[dantheman7641]

awsome sandwich tht should be the name

[MrDJAN1298]

ok.. you are a little bit anoying... but don`t worry is just a little bit.. JAJAJJAA

[milkmachine1]

omg 0:57 ipad in the background?

[thatdude701]

@milkmachine1 thats the mac book pro screen charles wants the ipad but will not get it

[KayliTV]

@milkmachine1 no just a laptop....

[xLoveEmmax]

make one for your parent

make one for your brother

make one for you sister

...make another for yourself(:

[blissg]

Is that really a sandwich made with vegetables? I thought I was healthy but that looks disgusting! Americans and their sandwiches...

[faltat2]

0:01

[CTFxCsoldierNumber27]

you can count on us charles

[davie19hippo]

lmao i love how in the tags it says chef!

[sunnyandmimi]

question:

charles why did you have that long blonde hair in the FIRST PLACE

[vichiousfishes]

Flanders in summer of 4'2" when he offers the beach house. Eh-doy!

[TheReaperofrage]

alfalsafa frourts sandwich

[RotchyandHerburt]

oh em gee i agree Mcfalfa

[RevaRoyal]

AL-FAL-FA sprouts. haha.

[Butterkupp1]

why dont these comments move?

[wanting2skate]

ive got alabama glasses like that

[killerramon]

that was a weird sandwich...

[L33chio0]

call it trippin :/ lol 

[AuburnGuy1994]

holy crap. at the time i was watching this at 4:50, i was drinking out of THE SAME GALSS. except it wasnt a FSU glass. It was an auburn one. anyway, it was cool :D

[TheSvengary]

The District 9 fun facts do not work anymore!

[unicrazyperson]

...to make it so things don't slip.....

That's what she said. :D

[urewifemykids]

charles paul wtf??? is that like your middle name

[pearberryxoxo]

@urewifemykids duh