Rounders (5/12)

[MsMusicCreations]

who else noticed the wall at 6:30 was made up of naked women? thumbs up

[Thecorrupation]

I play poker, i felt my self just like mike, playing bankroll off, and trying to collect it again, unless, i play and gamble at online poker, not live one...so i might suck badly :D

[GatorBailBonds]

Shes so awful omg! giving me a headache.

[stlcaesar]

UUUGGHHH I'm with the majority, his girlfriend is such a buzzkill. Famke Jannsen should have got this blonde cunt's screen time.

[araujooo16]

best line 4:06

[jmurray1157]

Why do they feel the need to put some Jew Dog story in this Movie.

[mattbmerry84]

she is such a wet blanket.



[mattbmerry84]

she is such a wet blanket.

[CitySkin09]

"You've been rollin' fags in the village again?"

[91Holdem]

"why do the same 5 games make it to the final table of the wsop every year, what are they the luckyest gives in the world?"

well maybe about 7 runners :P

[Boobiepatrol]

Does anybody else hate this bitch, or is it just me?

[FreedomAtRisk]

id rather shack up with an ugly girl that isnt a bitchy cunt

[dedeviI]

he is messing with the hulk, better watch out until he bezerks on u

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[elnoraswainthomp]

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[rossm21uk]

"last night when i sat down at a card table i felt alive for the first time since i got busted at kgbs"

- not what to say to your wife/girlfriend

[caleb462]

@rossm21uk If you can't share what makes you feel most alive with your wife/girlfriend - they shouldn't be your wife/girlfriend.

[camfay77]

Ummm. when was the last time the same 5 guys final tabled the WSOP?

[thechucker44]

This movie is really dumb. Why would Damon be friends with that guy...Damon is a stand up guy and the other dude is a crook.

[GialloHorror]

@thechucker44 Did you watch the beginning of the movie? If you did you'd know why he puts up with Worm's shit

[alisterfolson]

@GialloHorror Like the movie Calito's Way. With friends like those, who's needs enemies?! Holler....!

[shroey20]

"i found that gangster's roll in your pocket" - fucking prostitute

[DaGrindHer]

in the old days you lost everything but at least you never lied blah fuckign blah shut the fuck up you stupid whore where do yo uthink h e got the 30k from , from cards yo udumb bitch he obv paid for that apt to shut your mouth what you got

[GaChristianHY]

@DaGrindHer lol i swear to god, bitches just love to complain about dumb shit. i fuckin' stop hustlin' trees and i'm going to school full time while workin a fuckin' blue collar job, at her request, and she still finds stupid little shit to nit pick about. can't even play a freeroll without her bitchin'. but it's better than porno... *sigh* i gotta find me a stoner poker woman for a gf.

[DaGrindHer]

@GaChristianHY yeah if you blaze and your girl dont it aint goona work lol and the thing is if you dont hustle and do what you got to to get money they want to leave anyways they just dont want you getting to baller and leave there stank ass ya dig lol

[GaChristianHY]

@DaGrindHer tell me about it. tell me what i gotta say to make her try. i gave her the whole spiel on how it cures glaucoma and all that other shit. how alcohol and cigarettes are 1000x worse than herb and it's just political bs with the timber, alcohol and pharmaceutical and she think i'm a crack head. btw i'm back pushin' again. fuck workin' 12 hour shifts. money is money so might as well make it easy.

[mangoochanna]

Didn't know Jackie Aprile used to work for worm.

[andos8888]

i found tht gangsters roll in your pocket! fuck off bitch

[DaGrindHer]

@andos8888 ill put that gangsta dick in her mouth supid cum drunk slut

[linglishboy]

You need luck to win a big tournement big not to make a living.

[kingcypress]

women will never understand how it feels to feel alive at a card/poker table/game when your not a gambler!!!

[AustinRobert9]

awesome!

[hoopz2598]

That's not even true.....the same 5 guys like never make it to the final table in the WSOP every year.....I would still say poker is 50% luck 50% skill.

[ak47tacos]

@hoopz2598 do a ten year analyzes on every person on the table

[joeratti]

like he said you fucking cunt,YOU WONT UNDER FUCKING STAND!! holy shit women are annoying

[JackOfhearts771]

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[robingill66]

jackie aprile

[wegotpokermoney]

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[GialloHorror]

Gin, BLECH! Give me some Jack!

[ghostwhisper666]

Ed Norton is a badass!

[frickadele]

You know what's stupider

than wearing a fake Versace shirt?

Paying retail for a real Versace shirt.

[frickadele]

@frickadele

I didn't adopt Versace.

[ImperviousMason]

most women cannot play poker

[totalgoofchick]

@ImperviousMason actually women have better poker faces

[gwatson678]

@totalgoofchick but has there ever been a female winner of the WSOP Main event

final table?

[GialloHorror]

@gwatson678 Never been a woman win the main event, but Barbara Enright finished 5th in 1995. She took a terrible beat to get knocked out. She went all in with 88 and was beat by 63

[pimpninja1985]

God shes a bitch

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 Respect the power of the pussy, mofo.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Fuck that

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 That's the whole point. Fuck that( pussy)

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Go fuck yourself, hard and often. Fag.

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 i'm not the one that hates women, mofo. i know you are the type that watches your friends dick in the bathroom. Don't lie to me, mofo.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Never said I hate women. So your that type that watches your friends dick int he bathroom? damn, thats fuckin gross.

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 well , you act like you hate them. If a woman naggs a little, that's ok, punk. Be a fucking man or get out of the closet.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Your damn right I'm a punk and your damn right I'm a fucking man. That's at least what your mom called me last night after I got through punishing her. :)

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 i think you have no life, sport. I have a woman to fuck today, so i don't have time for this. I'm one of those guys who fuck real women. So long and have fun surfing for porn.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Listen Junior, I'm done arguing with you. I'm the man, your fuckin scum. thats a fact. Deal with it. if not, do all of us a favor and kill yourself. thanks. Ill have fun fuckin my supermodel wife tonight while you jerk off to anime gay porn.

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 Good luck, mofo.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton already got that, mofo :)

[erialton]

@pimpninja1985 ok, mofo.

[pimpninja1985]

@erialton Damn right it's ok faggot. Just because I said so.

[JAKEHARRIS281]

I'm pretty sure thats the same bar in "Good Will Hunting" where his mathematics teacher was talking to his therapist Robbin Williams. I think thats his name.

[lurgertor]

I know Worm was a bad guy and all but that scene with Grama made me wonder if that's what he grew up with. That helps me understand why Mike tried so hard to help him. That and the good things he enjoyed in the movie may not be available if Worm turned Mike and the other guys over to the school board.

[rakeshgosain1]

Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Al Pacino every superhero had same woman problem

[hypnyxx]

Gangster's roll in his pocket?

lmfao

This woman is ruining the movie for me.

[jwdogfst]

If every girl was like her, the human race would have went the way of the dinosaur long ago.

[erialton]

@jwdogfst she has a fucking pussy pal. So, she's allowed to be a bitch.

[HatesStupidPeople194]

@jwdogfst lol no shit what a stupid bitch isnt even hot and its not like its her money so she can suck matt damons cock

[pokerhome]

don´t use the `why do you think the same 5 guys make it to the final table in poker every single year?' excuse ever again !

[msteele79]

She's a good example of what the hell is wrong with modern relationships. It's all about her, and what he wants and needs will always take a back seat.

[DUNKDAEXCESS]

@msteele79 Yeah unless you have the ability to fend for yourself and claim your ground. If she doesn't budge then leave and tell her she can call you when she faces reality. You're right though, many guys don't have the self-respect to face up to their girls.

[Habsfan68]

that's why I divorced my wife!!

[msteele79]

@Habsfan68

Go go habs

I did the same, and don't regret it one bit.

[Vykkdraygo713]

those fake Versace shirts and shit?

[kiefer1house2]

Ok she's annoying me now, its his life leave him alone!

[RLuteran]

LOL you've been rollin fags in the village again

[mpapale6]

not alot of faith in you in the business community

lol

[MikeNJ27]

I love the part when Norton says Whered you get the scraps for that? Youve been rolling fags in the village again.

[dmed312]

I wonder if the real Edward Norton is as pussy like as his character in this movie, cause I know that the American-HistoryX Edward Norton wouldn't have let that guy beat his ass.

[mtbishop1982]

leave that bitch. Go your own way.

[geekorthodox9]

Worm seems like such a parasitical character--a tape worm on the host of the honorable Mike McD, Knish is like a doctor, and the Gretchen is the one who finds blood in the toilet.

A great movie, the best movie i think, in the last 10 or 15 years.

[CarlTrooper]

it pisses me off that worm didnt leave the 2k

and also... Where the hell is he living this entire movie?

[geekorthodox9]

@CarlTrooper

Probably got the Aids in the pen and knows he is dying, willing to take everyone else down with him.

[jhalas20]

@CarlTrooper Sleeps in the gym.....when he sleeps.

[lithium687]

3:25..mcsorleys baby...i pound beers there all the time

[frontmann1]

What are they the luckiest guys in Vegas?! LOL!

[lPhilIvey]

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[IceysMoment]

Mike has right,she has wrong..

NO they arent lucky they have to think and like they say its also about how they act in the game..like the KGB eating cookie,*nervous*:)

me as a girl well i understand all this,gaming brothers & i love poker,she thinks its just fun when its about adrenalin rush also,hard to explain if your not a poker player.

[edubz777]

Sunday Night Football Theme on in the background in the scene with gramma

[wiseguy1989xx]

man this is so like real life... im broke like damon now... and i have friends like worm... who never listen...

[Snappletek]

@wiseguy1989xx get enw friends and a job?

[blackmassus]

Hot Dog makes me hungry

[hmt227]

@blackmassus me 2 ... lol

[vindog55]

i'm a poker player and i won't let my girlfriend start playing poker because then we'd get competitive and probably break up so i think its better then she doesn't play

[reaperofgenocide]

Not if you play strip poker.

[RoffaHoolie]

Lucky that my gf also play poker, but still i'm better then my gf :p

[rico305305]

if you have a gf and she ain't down for poker........dump the bitch! its an easy decision, no thought needed!

[jparkfosho]

@rico305305 LOL

[IffiBaBy]

ahaha you damn,..right!,..that fuckin blondy is fakin annoying,..stupid wining bitch! I wouldn't be down with her ass in the first place!

[dwaynedibbly]

the obligatory 'strained relationship' really makes these films alot less enjoyable, so predictable and by the numbers.

[evilninja111]

u have to play poker long enough and love to understand this movies. As for the gf, she might look annoying, but she is just being normal.

[PunkMartyr]

that gangster's roll lmfao

[MrHeart12]

hahahaha i read this right as she said it i almost died laughing

[IffiBaBy]

ahaahaha me as well!,..and i was stoned as hell hgeghee fuck!

[seka1986]

The law student chick is a real cunt.

[andreaus8669]

such a wise ass no wonder he almost got killed he is only out for the quick buck

[benjsmit]

Theirs not a lot of faith in you out there in the business community - lol

[jugganaut35]

Teddy KGB is a big time wiseguy and he's getting excited over a short con small-timer owing $15k?

Weak spot in the plot.

[TrailerParkBoysFan99]

"wiseguy" lol

[BREW343812]

true, but it is 15k and even a wiseguy know's that ain't chump change.. I

[paranoidIVOK]

@jugganaut35 gangsters don't get rich letting mofos slide.

[LookAtTheWookie]

this broad is holding him back from aking millions

dumb broad

[Ilikemustard]

Stupid cunt of a girlfriend.

[Srd1126]

you've been rolling fags in the village again!

Halarious!

[EpicNickle]

tyler phillips sucks

[SexyMayonnaise]

Ever notice Matt Damon walks the same way in every movie?

[RobertTebbutt58]

Like... On two legs?

What a stupid comment...

[SexyMayonnaise]

No like in a rush with really hard steps

[jhalas20]

um....like Matt Damon? or maybe a human being.....

[peterlohnes]

lets face it, there are actors who morph every movie (Phillip Seymour hoffman, Gary Oldman, Merryll Streep...), and there are celebrities who deliver solid roles and bring in solid money (clooney, damon, etc.)

As much as I like Matt Damon, hes not an actor, he's a celebrity.

[PunkMartyr]

love this movie own it seen it more than 20 times still watch it every chance I get

[newlocal2]

that girl is OK

[andreaus8669]

that grandma not too smart how the fuck is a poker player going to make money without a roll

[dsbclt]

that girl sucks

[0762798]

Worm is a moron. Always pay back immediately.

[insomniac392]

Is that Chan at the table around 7:44?  I know he's in the movie... did they use him as an extra? I can't tell with the pixelation...

[djrobertjohnson]

GOD worm is such a piece of shit

[RoyalRook]

Hookers!!!

[Diuable]

thanks!

[DoubleBubble1984]

A very underrated movie, thanx for uploading man.

[dukemanjapan]

@DoubleBubble1984  A very underrated movie

### in who's eyes? everyone i know love this movie... not underrated by anyone i know..

[baddkaarma]

really, you're thinking now? that's big!

[jacosan]

fuck that bitch off dude

[SYNDICADO]

i play with a guy just like worm only without the cheating!

[molpr]

well....if he's "just like worm" then you're obviously cheating lmaoo

[blaitzuc]

great movie, thanks for uploading!

[lharris12p7]

i like this movie it was funny