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  • أحمق Ahmaq loool... thanks for the video

  • hhhhhhhh you are crazy =majnoun

  • هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­ههههههههههههههههههه لا حياء في طلب العلم : P

  • تعجبني فيك روح النكتة يا كويتريفاشاغ

  • Baqra means goat in urdu. Atleast in the Urdu I speak.

  • I think that there's this 1 year intensive arabic course running in an Egyptian university which is free and has free accomadation. And apparently, people who go there become really fluent and learn really quickly since they're in an arabic speaking country to learn quickly. Insha'Allah, I plan on going in the late months of 2012.

  • Ahahahahahahahhaha!!!! 0:52-1:11

  • إنشاء الله ,inshallah you learn Arabic fast Ameen

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    that's funny to me

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  • ROFL! This is great!

  • DON'T worry,

    i'm the one with you in the elementary class, inshallah.

    may allah grant us more wisdom.

  • Live with an Arab family and have them speak only Arabic to you...trust me, you learn fast...

  • تعال أعلمك اللغة .. والله يا شيخ لأطفشك .. قصدي بأبسطك وأخليك تعيش حياة خنفشارية ..

    خخخخخخ بس حاب أسأل .. انت تتريق في الفيديو ولا جاد ؟؟؟

  • إيه و هو احمق

    :)

  • What I got to say is, Arabic isn't tough to learn or it isn't a difficult language. Maybe it's because I've been using the language since I was 4 yrs old. I'm an Indian and my parents speak Arabic fluently. That too could be a reason why. Right now, due to lack of practice, I can't speak that fluently like before but I do understand pretty well. :)

    Anyway, Good Luck with your learning!

  • :D :D :D

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  • You are a cow !!! hahahahha REALLY like it Bro ^_^

  • @Akra20m

    thanks

  • انا حمام و انا بقرة هههههههههههههههههههه

  • @ERHABY219

    ياليت تتركون السخرية . نشوف اذا تكلمت انقلش وشلون بتتكلم :)

  • @misspink19881 أتمنى تقولي وش السخرية في الكلام اللي انا قلته ؟؟

    انا ترجمت الكلام اللي قاله الأخ اللطيف بالمقطع فقط لاغير ~.~ وزودت الجملة الشهيرة ( هههههه ) وانا متخرج من جامعة أريزونا وأتحدث اللغة الإنجليزية بطلاقة والحمد لله ^^ ,, أتمنى تفهم المقطع زين فبل لاتتسرع في الرد ,, وشكرا

  • @ERHABY219

    طيب هذي سخريه انه ماعرف ينطق الكمات وبعدين انا ماقلت انك مافهمت المقطع وواضح السخرية من اسلوبك تقول افهم المقطع زين تحسب مافيه احد غيرك يفهم حتى انا فاهمه المقطع واصلا الكلمات اللي انا علقت عليها كانت كلمات عربية هو قالها يعني وش دخل الفهم للمقطع ترا كلنا دارسين ونفهم وانت عارف انه ماكان يقصد حمام وانا بقره وانه أخطأ بالنطق وانت بضحكتك سخرت منه لو كنت مكانه كان راح يعجبك هذا الرد لو رد عليك احد كذا ؟؟َ!!

  • @misspink19881 ردك هذا دليل على أنك مافهمت المقطع يا قلبي ,, هو ما أخطأ يوم قال حمام وبقرة

    هو كان متعمد ياحلو ,, أقرأ الديسكربشن

    Teacher: "qwertyfshag, how are you?"

    qwetryfshag: "Every thing is a Pigeon. I am a cow"

  • @ERHABY219

    اوك اسفه على حكمي المتسرع :$ لاني ماقريت الديسكربشن ولا حتى شفت الفديو كويس لكن تسرعت لأنه دايم اللي باليوتيوب كذا :$ يتطنزون ويقولون كلام يرفع الضغط :$ مره ثانية اسفه وحقك علي $ لازم أتأكد قبل اتسرع بالرد :$

    شكراً للتنبيه :$

  • @misspink19881 عاادي حصل خير ~.~

    ونيتك كانت طيبة ^^

    موفقين دنيا وآخرة

  • LOOOOOOL this was hilarious! ^-^

  • @scholarling

    thanks

  • hahaha the first joke had me rolling! good luck with your arabic endeavors. it helps to be around arabic speaking people and watch arabic shows with english subtitles.

  • @cestbella

    thanks. I think that I just need to go back to Arabic kindergarden

  • @qwertyfshag when I went to live in an Arabic country, I had to leave my Arabic class and go learn Arabic with the second graders. Now, I am very fluent, so yes you may be right!

  • "Everything is pigeon, I'm a cow!" XD

  • Hehehehe, it was really funny. But you said the letter ح perfectly, will done.

    The idea of joining children school sounds really weird, isn't? Though I think it will bring you huge benefits specially if you pretend a child who loves playing with kids very much.

    School is an excellent environment to master any language, Actually, I saw many children learned foreign languages just from attending school. My kids have this experience too.

    But how would you feel among too young kids? And how wo

  • thats me...thats how i feel with my arabic around native speakers

  • @clevonamerica

    Bret, u will b good in Arabic by God's willing :)

    Arabic is a very difficult language unlike English, even with a native speakers :) especially the standard Arabic, Blessings my friend :)

  • هههههههههه الفيديو جميل خخخخخخخخ وهو احمق man Arabic is difficult even to the Arabs 

  • HILARIOUS

  • hahahahaha ..i like the kid

  • 0:57-1:03 kkkkkkkkk

  • Arabic is important, BUT understanding the Quran is much more important.

  • As Muslims, Learning Arabic is of great importance.

  • Lol Qwerty, I sometimes say this to myself as well.

  • Mash2allah najdi dialect loool. Certain things just need time and insha2allah with time you will learn. If you have good grip over Qur'anic arabic then the rest will get easy. Allah ye3ainak ya a5oy.

  • HERE's a comment you won't read everyday: "Arab Christians" understand the Quran and reject it because Arab Muslims never shared Islam with them. Quertyshag, if you have non-muslim arab friends, give them the Quran! IT appears the Arab Muslims never offered a Quran to arab christians in 1,000 years. (exaggerating)

  • Arabs will never fail at tongue twisters

  • 0:46 "أنا ب اقرا " sounded like " أنا بقرة " loooooooool

  • I am Arabic and u can speak better Arabic than me! XD

  • What is your standing on SOPA?

  • LOOL this is awesome. Your speaking with the najdi dialect

  • The trick is - don't learn the grammar first. Memorize simple sentences and start using them in everyday conversations with others or the mirror.

  • LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO

    KOLchy HAmam ana bakara

    OMG YOUR ARABIC IS SOOOOOO GOOD REALLY

    im so happy for you

    god bless you

  • @kelissoso

    thanks

  • LOL

  • qwertyshag is a good boy

  • :( I don't understand Arabic. Lol. I speak English and Russian.

  • hahaha qwerty ur funny !!!!! XD

  • ههههههههههههههههه ، أحسنت !

  • best one everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    i love it when you say wesh lonak habibi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    and when you make the little kid X"D

  • @GBBWAR

    thanks

  • @qwertyfshag Have you tried Rosetta Stone?

  • thank God I'm arabic

  • ur pronounciation is really great....most ppl have trouble with that..

  • ok Subtitles: 0:39 - 0:42 The teacher: qwertyfshag, how are you ? 0:43 - 0:47 qwetryfshag: Every thing is Pigeons (He said hamam instead of tamam which means good), *pointing to the book* "i am a cow" (He said baqra which means Cow instead of saying aqra'a which means reading) 0:52 Father: how are you my friend? 0:54 Son: Dad Dad, This man is 30 years old, and he a student in a school. 1:04 Father: Subhan allah (Glorious is God) Thirty Years old !? 1:09 Son: Yes, and he is an "ahmaq" (idiot)
  • can anybody translate PLEASEE .. haha

  • LOL ahahaha that was hilarious :-D

  • Anta bahlul wal majnun... <--- in arabic, LOL

  • I LOL'D!!!! xD

  • ask russians how they learn arabic

    ther are always good speaking it , so sacry lol

  • Yeah that's a cool idea. Better late than never, right?

  • arabic language is so beautiful

    thank God I'm arab :)

  • Your Arabic is a lot better than so many of my Arab friends (I'm an Arab as well) !! Keep up the great work Akhi, you're doing a brilliant job :D

  • @LoLoCaTy93

    Thanks. It means a lot to me.

  • White people....always trying to be something other then who they are .

    But why ?

    

  • xD kids are lame

  • it's never too late to learn :)

  • Use Rosetta Stone.

  • ahahahhaa your arabic is amazingly good

  • @sube3

    Thanks. I still make so many mistakes though.

  • @qwertyfshag agreed with sube3 :) way to go brother!

  • ههههههههههههههه وهو أحمقق xD 

  • @ineedhack2

    Thanks. That is probably what the kids would say about me. huwa a7maq.

  • @qwertyfshag

    Hahaha Your are Funny

    Btw You said kol shay "hamam"

    it's not hamam It's Tamam which Means Good

  • @elbarto9102

    it was a joke

    he also said ana "baqara" which means a cow

  • 4 years enough to learn Arabic only

  • Hahaha .. I like it ..i know the Arabic is hardest language to to learn .. so i need to thank "Allah" because i born in Saudi Arabia and i can read the Qur'an

  • @s3zooby

    I think Arabic is hard to learn because there aren't very many resources. I tried going to an adult school that teaches Arabic to foreigners but I didn't learn anything. I have tried private tutors. I have tried audio programs. My best success is with computer programs because I can make it repeat each word thousands of times. I really want to try going to grade 1 in an Arabic school. I think that is just crazy enough to work.

  • @qwertyfshag I think if you use Arabic regularly when speaking to people you will improve, quite difficult though when you live in a western country. Try and associate more with Arabic speaking people, at the mosque or something and you may learn a little. It takes alot of time may I add

  • @iraqiblaze more than several years

  • @qwertyfshag Assalamualaikum bro.Since you're living in the US,why not enrolling in Bayyinah Institute.If you know great spekers of Islam like Nouman Ali Khan,he is one of the ustadh there.Google it to find it's website for more details.

  • @qwertyfshag marry to an arabic girl.. who doesnt no any other language than arabic .. hahahaha

  • lol; May Allah make it easy!

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