The Rock - Best Quotes and Sayings

[themadmike1993]

if you put on subs after the rock says is cooking the subs say his tools

[TheSolder777]

The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, I got a gift for you from Santa, an ass-whooping at WrestleMania

[TheSolder777]

Do you smell it, Jabroni?

[TheSolder777]

Finally, The Rock has come back to you

[beast37u]

@mackles  u is a dumb ass who dont get any pussy

[mackles]

The Rock is a pedophile...I have proof...read my diary

[TheSolder777]

sopa : know your role and shut your mouth

[beast37u]

son say who is that DAD ..DAD say thats the pie eating jabriny beating people champ THE ROCK ! SON SAY i like john cen MOM SAY IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO U LIKE

[doubled999999]

wats the part with the smackdown hotel i dont get it

[TheSolder777]

@doubled999999 it doesnt matter what you didn't get

[Delita247]

158 People: We Hate The-

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU HATE!!!!!!

[MissRnR]

The Rock and Ivory had the best mic skills in that era.

[JazzBlues12]

2:09 is funny hahahahahah

[parw181]

the rock literally trained the audience to say what he wanted them to say.

that shit crayz

[byahh2791]

Like if you are still chanting The Rocks name

[minesboy27]

and the rock will select ...... a bat! and what seemed like the millions!

[MrTechnoSqueek]

Candy Ass Cafe lol

[miltre21]

the rock should be a preacher!!!

[AceSpaceSpades]

Martin Luther King: I have a dream...

The Rock: It DOESN'T MATTER... oh wait

[Justs0MEGUY11]

thats the rock i miss..not the WISE one we have now that shows up from time to time.

[juncallday1]

lmaooooo

[socandeese]

rocky7xs

[VanderTheGreat]

Waiting the whole 8 minutes to hear what the rock was cookin'

[Soundbox50]

Hey!

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Hope you like them!!

Thanks

[CalumBurford98]

160 people cant smell what the rock is cooking

[TEEN1DOL]

160 roody poos took a drive down Jabroni lane and checked into the Smackdown hotel.

[clayhammer1000]

Cena doesn't know his role

[Alcre]

THE BIG SLOW LOLOLOLOL, THE BIG SLOW

[5xThrowedOffx5]

Nobody could play towards the crowd like Rock, Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold, Triple H and Undertaker. Them five changed wrestling, to me them are the five greatest entertainng wrestlers of my generation.

[KanyeTroll]

THE ROCK IS A FUCKING FAGGOT SERIOUSLY WHO DOES HIS EYEBROWS LIKE THAT ONLY FAGS HAVE EYEBROWS LIKE THAT

[tdk302]

@KanyeTroll because he is the jabroni beating pie eating trail blazing eye brow raising all around smack-a-down peoples champ THE ROCK !!!!!

[h31sman]

My favorite is IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!! Ahaha as a little kid he was my favorite wrestler & that was my favorite line.

[RoyalPain786]

The rock is thee most SEXIEST man in sports entertainment....wait....in ALL of entertainment...love his $800 shirts and his sideburns and his deep voice :P rawr!

[TLC2287]

The Rock should've done stand-up comedy instead of acting.

[666zazay]

Just like u bitch

[ftaye]

THE ROCK ALWAYS SUCKED!

[IRApride21]

@ftaye IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

[mikoechague3]

that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[mosset4]

and the millions......

[MilesTheWolfman]

I love it when The Rock says the Roody/Roodie(spelling?) Poo sayings. XD

[TheTulimasealii]

158 people do not have stroodles

[SymbolisticX]

And then at that point Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and god himself spoke to you, and said THIS!

God: Bob

Billy: But my names Billy

God: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[sfowler761]

THE ROCK IS THE MAN

[johanechou]

Big slowwww lmao

[ATGDAWG55]

the only thing thats missing from this video is the clips of him saying "IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!"

[porthose08]

3:25 - 3:33 best quote!!!!!

[WiiWii1717]

I want to see The Rock vs Shawn Michaels that would be a hell of a match since they never fought before.

[OCcrazy1]

@WiiWii1717 yea that is a dream match i would love 2 c

[mmavic95]

Who ever thinks Cena is better than the rock is either a little kid or cannot understand what the rock is saying because its too complicated for their little pea brain, cena doesnt cut promos its just crap they put in to fill the two hours, the rock's promos are entertaining and funny as hell

[Coolblackman25]

With the Millions........ AND MILLIONS

[chunkypooh12]

Teacher: what is the derivative of sin35

Me: What?

Teacher: whats the answer?

Me: You want the right answer?

Teacher: ye...

Me: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!

Im home schooled now;)

[Queenangelofdarkness]

@chunkypooh12 my would never let me be home schooled.

[kinglbkiv]

"Hey look, there he is the most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment" The rock is the most original wrestler ever, he had is own moves and catchphrases, not to mention he was funny as hell!!! "All the nights the great one has made your monkey ass famous" HAHAHAHAHAH legend in my eyes

[toshareisdorff]

I want a Rock Burger...

[DudeGedrick101]

Who in the blue hell are 158 people?

[CryingZombie666]

God:"Bob..."

B:"But my name is Billy--"

God:"It DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!". Best quote ever lol

[MrNYCman530]

158 Roody Poos don't know their roles!

[Oyabungaijin]

28 is gonna be simply ELECTRYFYING!!!!

[JimiGosu]

John Cena can NEVER and I mean NEVER hold a candle to The Rock! Anyone who thinks otherwise can take their opinion, write it down real big, shine it up real nice, turn them son bitches sideways and shove it up their candy asses! xD

[hulio619]

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

[lelo819]

Greatest Heel EVER!!!!!!

[Riyazkhanna]

lol.....158 Fruity Loop Troops Dislike This Video.....!!

[hardyassis]

10 years ago we had Stone Cold and The Rock.

Now, we have the egocentric CM Punk and John Cena.

What a shit.

[jkcp1000]

@hardyassis egocentric pretty much defines the rock

[IRApride21]

@hardyassis that basically sums it all up perfectly

[CravenoConnor]

@hardyassis so true! Let's fight together folks! WWE creative team sucks!

[florianfan2008]

@hardyassis

cm punk is egocentric and the rock isnt? Oo Red Alert Retard Alert.

[2girls1freak]

@florianfan2008 you must be stupid. it was the rocks role to be that guy. cm is naturally egocentric

[florianfan2008]

@2girls1freak

what makes u think cm punk is naturally egocentric and its not his role too? 

[JoshRA]

@hardyassis don't talk smack about CM Punk you roody poo ass.

[ahket]

THE ROCK is the most overrated,dumb ass WRESTLER ...

1.He 100% not ENTERTAIN

2.He like a shit compare to JOHN CENA

3.He TALK TRASH all the time

4.People`s ELBOW is a JOKE compare to AA or FU

5.He can`t cut PROMO and BOTCH ALL time

6.His MOVIE SUCK just like TITANIC

[faheeedddd]

@ahket

IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE ROCK IS OVERRATED !!!

[ahket]

@faheeedddd stop using his STUPID LINE .. be creative .. go back to ur MAMA

[ValyTW]

@ahket Is that what u think?

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT U THINK !!!

[hardyassis]

@ahket The Rock says he'll take this stupid coment of yours, print it in 500 a4 sheets and stick them one by one straight up your candy ass!!

[hardyassis]

@ahket I shouldnt be cursing you, because if you're a Cena fan, you are at most 12 years old.

Sorry little Jimmy.

[ahket]

@hardyassis im older THAN OF U !!! ... WO WO WO WE KNOW IT ... u fail

[hardyassis]

@ahket Hahahah

Congratulations. That is the most stupid comment i've ever seen.

[lelo819]

@ahket wow Im speechless. I'd love to see what you think is entertaining in wrestling??? I could tell ur a Cena fan and Im not a Cena hater but dont compare him to the Rock just yet, especially in cutting promos. Rock is one of the best if not the best wrestler to ever cut promos

[sweetlatae18]

@ahket you can take your 1.2.3.4.5.6 reason and drown in a fucking river you and that forest gump cena. he is sorry excuse for human being.1 he ugly ass hell 2 cant wrestle 3 cant talk for shit and put people to sleep 4 his movies are on dvd and they never on regular tv that tells you how bad it have to be. 5 he bury every star he come in contact with 6 his five nuckle shuffle shitty rip off peoples elbow 7 he talk about everybody behind there back dont have the ball say it their face

[OCcrazy1]

@sweetlatae18 who he talk behind there back

[sweetlatae18]

@OCcrazy1 the rock ,hogan and many others but i was mostly talking about the rock

[OCcrazy1]

@sweetlatae18 how u know he talks behind there back anything he has ever said about them has been 2 there face

[sweetlatae18]

@OCcrazy1 how the fuck you know he say it to their faces. because he talk about rock in tv and radios interviews and magazines.he went all the way to australia to do a shoot on the rock. he talk about hogan on raw and another interview. so that is talking about somebody behind there back dumb ass.

[OCcrazy1]

@sweetlatae18 clearly if he is saying it and it been broadcasted on tv thats not saying it behind there back cause there going 2 hear it

[sweetlatae18]

@OCcrazy1 im not talking about on broadcast tv but on those internet tv shows where nobody wouldnt know about it unless some tell you to look it up. so he is talking about them behind their backs if they got to hear it from someone else not him.

[sweetlatae18]

@ahket 8 cant rap 9 cena over hyped, overrated,over used wrestler i have ever seen in my life 10 he is a JACKASS

[lunaticmamakokofirst]

ROC TEAM BRING IT

WE LOVE TO SWEAT HARD

[94lulucastro]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE ROCK!!!!!!!! :D

[blackflagdanny]

wife her - misssexieems

[sportacusboy95]

The Rock for President!

[sammytebone]

omg thats the guy from Tooth Fairy :O

[200damary]

@sammytebone john cena sucks Rock forever

[boratrinayan]

158 people don't know the meaning of Candy Ass....

[RadVideoMakers]

I bet the person who uploaded this video was SUPER HAPPY an year later :D

[stateof90ass]

the best moment in the vid4:40 simply legen...wait for it...dary

[MrShane737]

who is this roody poo... HAHHAA

[Jenni0800]

l-l-l-lt doesnt matter...

[BRonz231]

Da Rock will layeth the smacketh down on cena's candy ass (notice i capatilized The Rock but i didnt 2 the fruit loop named john cena)

[WeAreOneNexus]

Oilers fan?

[83HemskyEDM]

@WeAreOneNexus

yes lol

[Thrompz]

I GET SO PUMPED HEARING HIM LOL

[futurecomic75]

quite possibly the best man on the microphone ever

[HoboSammiches]

Best time to be a kid that watched wrestling. Now I can't even flip to Raw because it's just not exciting anymore. There's nothing to look forward to. Oh you mean John Cena and Randy Orton and HHH and some other chump I've never heard of are going for the titles? Yeah, same stuff over and over.

[KristianCrz]

No pancake having ass

[misssexieems]

I'm a 21 year old female, and I was OBSESSED with wresting when I was a kid. Watching The Rock in action takes me back to the best times. He. Is. A. God.

[vicarious0]

@misssexieems whts ur bra size?

[degen83]

@vicarious0 Whats a bra size got to do with liking the Rock?

[ry00000hei]

もみあげが・・・ｗ



[UltraTrunkz4]

and the millions and the millions around the world lets get ready to suck ittt

[HaveALaughProduction]

It's weird watching this and then seeing the movie the toothfairy right after O.o

[200damary]

@HaveALaughProduction go look a john cena fagget

[ROFFBRAND]

the power of repition...

[alotcrap]

still think rock vs triple H or vs stone cold would be much better

[thndrct218]

158 people are jabroni's

[jjabroni56]

@thndrct218

Hey

[skyrammed]

i miss old wrestling

[mrcoolguy]

"Rooty poo, candy ass!" haha classic

[MrFuckyeahguy]

@mrcoolguy thats what happens at 4chan right now. Fucking word filter

[mistereverything]

how many shapes has his sideburns taken

[RedFox505]

Miss you Merry christmas & Happy new year

[dolphziggler33]

can you dig it a sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[qwop2222]

Turn dat bitch sideways and stick straight up ur candy ass

[MrKareemRuiz]

best ever

[pacers3115]

The Rock was the worst thing my older brother ever discovered... for me....

[LRK29485]

@pacers3115 me too...haha

[Try2Kn0wMyN4m3]

@ 3:35 is the best part



[Try2Kn0wMyN4m3]

What the rock says....Know your role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[3rdranger4life]

Your Rooooooooooooooodddyyyyyy Poooooooooooooooooooooo

[hangman720]

Rock: Billy, did you dislike this?

Billy: ye-

Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

[Moggesa]

Search on youtube: CM Punk shoots on The Rock!

CM PUNK HATES THE ROCK!!!!

Search on it!

[200damary]

@Moggesa the rock is better sorry kid

[MrFigureinsider]

The Rock rules! check out my channel for The Rock reviews

[DHINTON7295]

Like this comment or I'ma turn this sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.

[TheOnly01Gee]

Who would dislike this? KNOW YOUR ROLE AND CLICK THE DAMN LIKE BUTTON!

[Enofrappini]

.....the movie trailer for Fast Five said "Dwayne Johnson".....he's better off just using "The Rock" imho.....

[oley139]

45

[V100tAT]

Fucking Classic.....

[Addiskrilla]

Those were the days....(sigh)

[kingmatt334]

The Rock will take Cena's Five Knuckle Shuffle and his AA and turn them sideways and stick them straight up Cena's Candy Ass. Then The Rock will take his Boot and shove it straight up Cena's Lady's Parts to the point of orgasm

[StooperStunner]

LMAO. CANDY ASS CAFE!

[samuelsixvids]

hey hey... hey u.. shut up candy ass

[Liqhtning]

4:32 and 3:33 LMAO

[badsituation533]

1:33 .....Fuckin hilarious hahaha

[TheAussieRocket]

roody poo candy ass....

layeth the smacketh down on your ass..

KNOW YOUR ROLE

[johanechou]

Jusr bring it bitchhhhhh you smellllll assssss cenaaaa

[Shaunmccall101]

Bob?

But my name's billy..

IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[baseman3]

Candy ass cafe lmafo

[michellekwan483]

Jabroniiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

[tedbecks7]

WWF / WWE will never be the same without this most electrifying man in the sport entertainment

[rankingtrevor]

Definitely the greatest wrestler in WWF history from the greatest era (the attitude era)

[daauthor1]

"Listen, Listen, shhhh! Because they are chanting the Rock's name! lol

[DaKillerBizcuit]

fuck the rock randy orton said it best he abondened the wwe he doesnt deserve to be a superstar anymore

[Gregolian]

@DaKillerBizcuit And yet at Survivor Series people purchased it not to see that whiny bitch Orton, CM Punk, Cena, Miz, or ADR... they bought it, for the People's Champ the Rock. Fact is, Rock made Cena, Miz, ADR, Orton, and Punk, all of which had big roles at WM this year, look completely outclassed in the ring after being away for almost 10 years and being 40. Fuck Orton and the rest of them that bitch. Austin with his fucked up neck could still out work them as well.

[coolmaster97]

AFTER THREE BORING MINUTES, THE ROCK SAYS KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[trudon]

after 3 boring minutes lmao

[VITEGUY]

Dudleys: YOU SHOULD NOW BY NOW THAT WE ARE THE D..DD..DD

ROCK: I..I..I.....IT DOSE'NT MATTER!!!!!!!!

[oO5TeFaNOo1]

ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY!!!!!!!!

[aridchimp]

2:43 was EPIC lol

[worldwarpunk]

@mrbinhvevo Where ur going if keep asking stupid questions like that

[asxnkmb]

i just love how he refer to himself as third person. damn... he just know how to grab the audience's attention.

[HANDSOME12BRET13HART]

bret hart can kick rocks asss anytime anywhere any place. he was lucky that bret left when he came or bret would sharpshooter his  black assss for 1 hour till he starts crying exactly as bret did to stone cold in wrestlemania 13.

[trudon]

@HANDSOME12BRET13HART who in the bluest of blue hells is bret hart?

[mrbinhvevo]

what is the smackdown hotel =)

[msontario18]

who.. in the blue hell.. are you? who.. is this rudey poo ?

[PistonsFanatic84]

152 people had Rock Burgers....with some extra Rock Sauce on the side. lol

[PFJ2999]

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT, BEST UPLOAD EVA...LOL