I love how people think this is real, as if in the case this happened to someone, they would have posted it online...not like, re-did the vid or something.
We know the alien part is true... but we know more then just that... The whole war that was fought in space was just a tiny life lesson for our soul.... When you're ascending to a higher dimension you'll see how irrelevent the whole thing actually was
don't get me wrong though. you would have to be retarded to join a cult, especially this one, so i don't feel bad for scientologists, enjoy your coolaid guys.
my gripe is that scientology doesn't just collect retards, it collects money, and power. its manipulative and corrupt.
There is no doubt at all that L. Ron Hubbard incorporated brainwashing techniques into Scientology to put people under his control. He even wrote a "brainwashing manual" which is still in existence today. However there was a cruel twist in his scheme. He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said. Now L. Ron Hubbard had an over-active imagination plus delusions of grandeur.
funny stuff ,but what exactly is scientology,you hear about it all the time but what is it??? i have looked it up on the net but there is no clear explanation...weird
no it is not a religion. well not by the legal definition of the word. the state of texs for example that it is not a religion based on three requirements that any religion must meet to call its self that. 1. there must be a declaration of faith ie what does your faith believe in. 2. there must be a set time for worship/ gathering of some kind. 3. the services of the faith must be available to the general public. Scientology does not meet these terms.
That's the thing - it doesn't meet these things (well, except #1). Yet it is, supposedly, a religion, and has a tax-exempt status from the IRS befitting a religion. Mostly due to pressuring form Scientology. The fact they get away with this is almost infuriating.
no actually they haven't formally announced what there faith is. what we know about xenu is only information that was leaked by former scientoligest or embedded spy's for different anti Scientology groups.
if you don't think so go up to one and ask them to tell you about there faith or xenu. they will side step the question or get pissed.
they know that shit is retarded, but they already have so much invested into it by the time they figure it out, scientology gets its claws in them. after being detached from their families and friends all they really have is the cult for social support. they wouldn't want to lose that support -- since they shitcanned important relationships in exchange for it -- and they're taught that their cult relationships are all they have or need.
and scientology are clever only when it comes to familiar foes they know very little of us what they have tried thus far to destroy us we have found to be ineffectual and slanderous. scientology can only handle someone who they can see think of it as goliath being attacked by a swarm of killer bees to use an anolgy
by simply saying that you have studied under such a thing does nothing more than validate your own ignorance. it is true that Scientology has taken care of there foes in the past but that is only because they were up against one person or leader. like
uberfreakfromhell has already explained anon has no leaders. there are no lists that show names of its members.
thank you for your validation friend in all fairness to galactic there are a couple of lists but they list only a few members at the forums and names are common or can be fabricated not to mention email addresses can be created via aliases and be disposable also remember galactic we will prevail for as we are a swarm for every one of us that falls another ten rises also expect us london 7th feb 2009
the fbi cannot harm us as we are anonymous all of us they can take hundreds of us but not thousands nor millions as we are countless. attacking scientology is the only way to go. not attacking the people or the property but the organisation in a way only we can do
but dont ya think that scientology will be able to handle you.
they handled Nixion and the most powerful American governmental system,
its a wasted cause, as soon as they find how to handle you its all over. and it will be all over because scientology are very clever and certainly smarter than you - fact
yes but there was a slight difference there they had a leader they had identifiable people to sue we as we are anonymous do not as there is no leader or members of particular influence we cannot be destroyed in conventional methods as we are very well hidden
Why do you say faggot like its a bad thing DICK, did you know that 87.3% of homophobic people hold homosexual thoughts or, are infact homosexual theselves?? didnt think so, go choke!
Anon sucks. It will not do shit like Ron Paul didn't do shit. Just going to keep making these fucking videos. Never going to do anything since they are fucking nerds hanging around the computer every day. All anons are shit talkers. That's all.
It's too bad you plead with them not to "hack" you in the description. They couldn't hack there way out of a bowl of jello. They are a bunch of /b/tard idiots who fail at life, let alone anything related to technology.
Funny how, browsing through the comments, i find a few responses by people who make their hate for Anonymous very clear, and seem to take this video as at heart as a message against Anonymous.
However, all the responses by obvious Anonymous members that i have found have been humorous so far..
I wonder what this says about the average level of intelligence of anonymous' members, relative to their "haters"?
Anonymous > Scientology + People who don't recognize the need for action, IMO
This is picture perfect classic propaganda designed to stimulate your minds into intolerance, bigotry and hatred of a group. The images, audio and graphics are gift wrapped for your minds to play on your emotions. Theres good and bad in every group, religion, country or race. Name me a group and u can find something to single out and spin it to make it look bad. Are u going to judge those groups on those incidents too? Judge the individual and get a life, theres bigger things, like the NWO.
love it. I can also imagine Osama Bin Laden do that on one of his tape to the pulic. Ohhh osama come to dinner. Wait ma trying to destroy the world... ha ha lol.
LMAO I support Annonymous' goals, but this is just too damn funny. Even they gotta look at this and go WTFOMGLMAO! If ya cant laugh at yourself, what's the fuggin point?
this is why i HATE my fucking parents. my mother realy does sound and act like that. and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, they barge into my room to yell at me.
No I don't want any fucking grape juice. Lawlipop
ashley2424 5 months ago
I just saw the alien in the picture of Cruise. Now I've got the giggles.
mjboudx 11 months ago
knew it was Swaim when I saw his username. XD
pokez117 1 year ago
knew it was swaim when i saw the hat from the robber scene
CharmingZombie 1 year ago
this is epic
ShukakuTheCrazy1 1 year ago
Lol :P
HardbeatAcolyte 1 year ago
haha i knew it was swaim because thats the hat he used in that people that arent photoshopped video!!
JamesPremium 1 year ago
Scientology can suck it.
URNemesis108 1 year ago
I love how people think this is real, as if in the case this happened to someone, they would have posted it online...not like, re-did the vid or something.
Kacen 1 year ago
I have many lulz at this peice of film.
xerolalala 1 year ago
LMFAO!
thx 4 gr8 lulz
expectusagain 1 year ago
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DrSAM69 2 years ago
Y dnt u sell ur mum? If she can cook I'll pay £4.44 which is a cool number all agree 4chan aw8s g2g
hanibal123 2 years ago
This video brings forth lulz
Adamanwolf 2 years ago
fucking retarded.
wtfbroskie 2 years ago
Annoying mom is annoying
anonymousassasin1 2 years ago
I lol'd
anonymousassasin1 2 years ago
Lol @ dog in pedobear outfit......
HookerBITESVince 2 years ago
This vid is lulz.!
RONSGONE 2 years ago 2
And so truthful on representing the majority of
internet anons.
marcotai 2 years ago
This video is in good nature.....have a laugh with us marcotai.
RONSGONE 2 years ago 3
JEREMY! rofl copter
arcclone 2 years ago 2
I lawled hard
TheRealToony 2 years ago 2
lol
Supperman42 2 years ago
Jeeeeereeemmmy!!!
chocomog35 2 years ago 2
Obvious troll is obvious
t21spectreclone 2 years ago
Win
monseurkez 2 years ago 3
lol this is funny even though scientology sucks
MrSpinechilla 2 years ago
haha
epic!!
almadlamy 2 years ago
lulz have been achieved
hotdot200 2 years ago 3
Swaim is the man.
Metatronflaren 2 years ago
The mom sounds incredibly close to a character on Adam Sandler's 'What the H*ll Happened to Me?' album.
s0apscum 2 years ago
He sounds more like EVERY JEWISH MOTHER IMPRESSION EVER
damiongringe 2 years ago 4
oh, swaim, you devilish man.
gogeex 2 years ago
Lulz..
LaBellaLuna 2 years ago 2
oh, Jhonen V, you joker....lol.
frenchfry113095 2 years ago 4
Thanks Jhonen!
Ninabruja369 2 years ago 10
Lawl. Thanks to Jhonen for sending me here
invaderzimbabe 2 years ago 5
Jhonen sent me here, but I've been reading Cracked for ages. much on the lulz. no need to be hatin.
LazuliteHalcyon 2 years ago 5
oh that was hysterical :)
ninjavampirezombie 2 years ago
lol teh lulz were found thanks to Jhonen...:D
xxLorrainexox 2 years ago 5
YOU SIR, ARE DOING IT RIGHT.
VOLSUPA 2 years ago 20
LOL
imshooshy 2 years ago
i lawled
duke17776 2 years ago
lulz
I also like the random tags
Nolebrab 2 years ago
Hillarious.
AThagoras 2 years ago
this shit is so cash lulz
4alltehluz 2 years ago
5 staRS!! ya'll are a RIOT!!
TRU2myHEART 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ytmndman 2 years ago 2
lulz, win.
ihatehenley 2 years ago 3
now this is quite the lulz i just hope that if there are any anon that watch this have a sence of humor
dragonmanj 2 years ago 2
lulz
ilostdagame 2 years ago
1:37 to 1:42 is the fucking best hahaha
Stixxits 2 years ago
i lulzs hard on that
xxdomoxxkunxx 2 years ago
lulz
Groinpunch 2 years ago
fracking hilarious! lol!
BlueCerinthe 2 years ago
lol wow.
originalR3ZN2H8 2 years ago
Oh lawd.
atan0k 3 years ago
LULz
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Peoplerockonearth 3 years ago
lulz the pretty funny video 4/5
p.s. I am anonymous
TBSnerd 3 years ago
It kind of ruins the point if you say so, my friend.
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fake, not anonymous, i know who u r
nsahler 3 years ago
the pain, oh the pain of it all...
KBMemon 3 years ago 2
thats so freakin funny
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everything is true including the aliens, The truth, scientology is the truth. and you people cant handle the truth
smartestmanalive101 3 years ago
if truth can be changed to suet who says it then it is not truth.
titanium13 3 years ago
We know the alien part is true... but we know more then just that... The whole war that was fought in space was just a tiny life lesson for our soul.... When you're ascending to a higher dimension you'll see how irrelevent the whole thing actually was
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scientology is the key to life. Do it and become it and you will be enlightened.
smartestmanalive101 3 years ago
reminds me of that one Hesh sealab 2021 at the end 'my Salisbury steak awaits!'
funny funny
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kawhoshi21 3 years ago
chiken
galletas04 3 years ago
don't get me wrong though. you would have to be retarded to join a cult, especially this one, so i don't feel bad for scientologists, enjoy your coolaid guys.
my gripe is that scientology doesn't just collect retards, it collects money, and power. its manipulative and corrupt.
PawnshopID 3 years ago 3
ur lulz attempt fails sir.
but you did it in intention of lulz...
actionjacktionv1 3 years ago
Wow, what happened to Steven Hawking?
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There is no doubt at all that L. Ron Hubbard incorporated brainwashing techniques into Scientology to put people under his control. He even wrote a "brainwashing manual" which is still in existence today. However there was a cruel twist in his scheme. He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said. Now L. Ron Hubbard had an over-active imagination plus delusions of grandeur.
REPENT, CONFESS YOUR SINS TO JESUS!!
unashamedevangelist 3 years ago
funny stuff ,but what exactly is scientology,you hear about it all the time but what is it??? i have looked it up on the net but there is no clear explanation...weird
zircle1 3 years ago
Strictly speaking, it's a religion. A religion created by a sci-fi writer. Yes, that's as insane as it sounds.
Of course, these days it's evolved into a kind of organized crime syndicate behind a religious front.
EinDose 3 years ago
no it is not a religion. well not by the legal definition of the word. the state of texs for example that it is not a religion based on three requirements that any religion must meet to call its self that. 1. there must be a declaration of faith ie what does your faith believe in. 2. there must be a set time for worship/ gathering of some kind. 3. the services of the faith must be available to the general public. Scientology does not meet these terms.
titanium13 3 years ago
That's the thing - it doesn't meet these things (well, except #1). Yet it is, supposedly, a religion, and has a tax-exempt status from the IRS befitting a religion. Mostly due to pressuring form Scientology. The fact they get away with this is almost infuriating.
EinDose 3 years ago
no actually they haven't formally announced what there faith is. what we know about xenu is only information that was leaked by former scientoligest or embedded spy's for different anti Scientology groups.
if you don't think so go up to one and ask them to tell you about there faith or xenu. they will side step the question or get pissed.
titanium13 3 years ago
truth hurts
they know that shit is retarded, but they already have so much invested into it by the time they figure it out, scientology gets its claws in them. after being detached from their families and friends all they really have is the cult for social support. they wouldn't want to lose that support -- since they shitcanned important relationships in exchange for it -- and they're taught that their cult relationships are all they have or need.
PawnshopID 3 years ago
this is rather funny thank you for a most enjoyable video.
uberfreakfromhell 3 years ago
and scientology are clever only when it comes to familiar foes they know very little of us what they have tried thus far to destroy us we have found to be ineffectual and slanderous. scientology can only handle someone who they can see think of it as goliath being attacked by a swarm of killer bees to use an anolgy
uberfreakfromhell 3 years ago
well i have studied with scientology and you are incorrect once again.
well hope you do good in your little cause, we will see the true victors in time.
Galacticmaster 3 years ago
by simply saying that you have studied under such a thing does nothing more than validate your own ignorance. it is true that Scientology has taken care of there foes in the past but that is only because they were up against one person or leader. like
uberfreakfromhell has already explained anon has no leaders. there are no lists that show names of its members.
titanium13 3 years ago
thank you for your validation friend in all fairness to galactic there are a couple of lists but they list only a few members at the forums and names are common or can be fabricated not to mention email addresses can be created via aliases and be disposable also remember galactic we will prevail for as we are a swarm for every one of us that falls another ten rises also expect us london 7th feb 2009
uberfreakfromhell 3 years ago
i can't wait until the FBI put this group on its most wanted list,
at last America can call a holy war on this group just they have done in Afganistan.
so my message to you is, keep going keep atttacking scientology America will turn on you too, hey they might even suggest you have WMDS
Galacticmaster 3 years ago
the fbi cannot harm us as we are anonymous all of us they can take hundreds of us but not thousands nor millions as we are countless. attacking scientology is the only way to go. not attacking the people or the property but the organisation in a way only we can do
uberfreakfromhell 3 years ago
well maybe so,
but dont ya think that scientology will be able to handle you.
they handled Nixion and the most powerful American governmental system,
its a wasted cause, as soon as they find how to handle you its all over. and it will be all over because scientology are very clever and certainly smarter than you - fact
Galacticmaster 3 years ago
yes but there was a slight difference there they had a leader they had identifiable people to sue we as we are anonymous do not as there is no leader or members of particular influence we cannot be destroyed in conventional methods as we are very well hidden
uberfreakfromhell 3 years ago
I have no doubt that scientologists can be crafty, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them smart.
They have been trained how to think, and all think alike. They all have a weakness. "Always Attack, Never Defend". We fight fire with fire!
jians5 3 years ago
GO ANON, BUT THIS GUY IS GAY.
oliverwaker456 3 years ago
Hahaha! I agree as well, Scientology is fucking ridiculous and I am for what Anonymous is doing, but this is fucking hilarious!
modestmatthew 3 years ago 2
faggot
william899332 3 years ago
Why do you say faggot like its a bad thing DICK, did you know that 87.3% of homophobic people hold homosexual thoughts or, are infact homosexual theselves?? didnt think so, go choke!
mediasceneatmyspace 3 years ago
faggot
william899332 3 years ago
well said
Galacticmaster 3 years ago
lol
william899332 3 years ago
rediculous.
129957633999778 3 years ago
Highlarious!
OneQuickFour 3 years ago
fag
scarfdaddy 3 years ago
hhahahahaha. all you people take this vid so seriously, just appreciate its humour like! hahahaha
jozaow456 3 years ago
But its not funny lol
mediasceneatmyspace 3 years ago
i lost 2 mins of my life here
tracynmega 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!
Ace man! Ace!
wmdo76 3 years ago
well done mate great video..{Jeremy's grape juice.verry funny,}
JUNKYARDOGvideos 3 years ago
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Anon sucks. It will not do shit like Ron Paul didn't do shit. Just going to keep making these fucking videos. Never going to do anything since they are fucking nerds hanging around the computer every day. All anons are shit talkers. That's all.
JPalto 3 years ago
*Sigh*
Such a familiar scenario.. Uh i mean, bullshit, us anons are way too hot to be living with our parents.. you dont know anything.. fool!
NUSerenity 3 years ago
dude are you fucking gay?
true anons live in the basement with their parants and are usually from 25 - 40 of age.
until recently newfags like your self have started invading our private "lobby" and being all faggot and shit...
like how would you feel if bunch of people walked into your room when you where trying to socialize with your friends....
I mean dude common...
true anons don't really have any friends...
GTF BACK to ebaums.. asshole..
lulzerr 3 years ago
I know!
Id go BAAAAW on jewtube while slinging around insults like a moron just to show how butthurt I am.
Now before you make me laugh anymore, go back to your "lobby" and try not to let eBaums get the last of your remaining brain cells.
NUSerenity 3 years ago
Yeah, you hit the nail on the head here.
It's too bad you plead with them not to "hack" you in the description. They couldn't hack there way out of a bowl of jello. They are a bunch of /b/tard idiots who fail at life, let alone anything related to technology.
A worthless waste of planetary resources.
anonymousexposed 3 years ago
Funny how, browsing through the comments, i find a few responses by people who make their hate for Anonymous very clear, and seem to take this video as at heart as a message against Anonymous.
However, all the responses by obvious Anonymous members that i have found have been humorous so far..
I wonder what this says about the average level of intelligence of anonymous' members, relative to their "haters"?
Anonymous > Scientology + People who don't recognize the need for action, IMO
Trubadidudei 3 years ago
hahahahaha great vid, Funny as hell. failfags anonMyAss
AnonymouslyStupid 3 years ago
♥
sidcortes 3 years ago
*sigh*, mothers
Idude893 3 years ago
This was fucking funny.
isaacdguitar 3 years ago
lol great video
Elaforestr 3 years ago
Fucking Hysterical... "Jack isn't my real father" LMAO!!!!
thelonius2000 3 years ago
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RIKIEatHOME 3 years ago
that was great.
asteraith 3 years ago
Who gives a FUCKING SHIT about scientology
SERIOUSLY?
fuck
EggMoneyProductions 3 years ago
Scientology will die.
this is funny...
daman981 3 years ago 2
lmao so great, its nice that some people don't take anon so seriously :)
ToMuchJava 3 years ago
lmao 1:03
xslaught3r 3 years ago
I cant stop laughing great stuff. one thing that worrys me the most is anyone talking about them hides there faces.
safecracker777 3 years ago
This one goes in my favorites category. -f
FrankenBosey 3 years ago
you guys do know that this isn't an actual blogger, right?
whydoyouask123 3 years ago
I sucked a scientologist up my ass and farted it out a little later,,it was dead.
wowholypriest 3 years ago
fuck you anon fffffffffffffff
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prick
adiemarksc 3 years ago
Rofl..
UberIndustrie 3 years ago
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This is picture perfect classic propaganda designed to stimulate your minds into intolerance, bigotry and hatred of a group. The images, audio and graphics are gift wrapped for your minds to play on your emotions. Theres good and bad in every group, religion, country or race. Name me a group and u can find something to single out and spin it to make it look bad. Are u going to judge those groups on those incidents too? Judge the individual and get a life, theres bigger things, like the NWO.
ChrisKalhoun 3 years ago
lol typical blogger only thing he has a laptop and a futon in his moms basement
muftare 3 years ago
love it. I can also imagine Osama Bin Laden do that on one of his tape to the pulic. Ohhh osama come to dinner. Wait ma trying to destroy the world... ha ha lol.
kensautosurf 3 years ago
THATS HILLARIOUS!
superkickass 3 years ago
lol
Wuffells 3 years ago
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lulz Epic win. But We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
dimserr 3 years ago
awesome
crimsonfireband1 3 years ago
HAHA I love it!
ShaySpirit75 3 years ago
Fail.
fireraverI 3 years ago
oh my god my earlobes are killing me. I didn't know a voice so annoying existed lol. I would have killed the mum xD
curiosityshop 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
biggerflexible 3 years ago
Lol you got named fagged, faget.
tuffiek 3 years ago
JEEERRREMMMY!
thestrugglewithin 3 years ago 2
Epic lulz.
AllAboardTheFailBoat 3 years ago
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lulz Epic win. But We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
twistedxinsanity 3 years ago
nice attack
rangelhouse 3 years ago
I thought this was real at first - THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!
Great job!
MonkeyOfGG 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!! OMG that was so unexpected and so damned funny!!!
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this sucks!!!!!!!!!
biribongolo72 3 years ago
How does this suck? This is the most hilarious thing I've seen all month. ROFL. I've seen this like 10 times and it's still funny.
jbartz 3 years ago 5
Funny!
Not anonymous though, I could tell by the speech patterns that it's Christopher Walken talken!
ChaSquared 3 years ago
lulz
BenjaminBattington 3 years ago
try getting something else cus microsoft sam doesnt inspire fear lol
kidstryke 3 years ago
what the fuck?!?!?!
macapplehp 3 years ago
it was lulz. GOOD lulz. not quite epic though
TheSchimmi 3 years ago
Lmfao that's funny. XD
lamevideosjustclick 3 years ago
OMG this is like my favorite video ever....I am seriously close to tears...omg....LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU JEREMY!
anonslittlesister 3 years ago
HAHAHA!!
Jeremy, young man, Go and get your dinner!
sunsetat6 3 years ago
fukkin' lol'd
RedNevermore 3 years ago
LMAO I support Annonymous' goals, but this is just too damn funny. Even they gotta look at this and go WTFOMGLMAO! If ya cant laugh at yourself, what's the fuggin point?
Blackout5871 3 years ago 3
This video is made of win
Phazonaddict 3 years ago 2
wow...arent we all so cool?
DeLuca513 3 years ago
That's our Anonymous!
I used to hang around with these guys, but they're like YTMND pretending to be tough kids now.
We should have stayed in Habbo Hotel, guys.
ZombiePuppy 3 years ago
that "jeremy.." voice sounds like the alien of american dad
sio30390 3 years ago
This is like jihad but online lol
merkfighter 3 years ago
I can have her rubbed out Jeremy.
Wiltsky 3 years ago
Scientologist are terrible actors, and so brainwashed, they have no soul, and can't project humor. Sad, SciFientologist, Sci sad.
analyzingfunny 3 years ago
SciFientologist, that's a good one, considering that L. Ron Hubbard was a sci-fi author. :)
jadetraveler 3 years ago
this is why i HATE my fucking parents. my mother realy does sound and act like that. and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, they barge into my room to yell at me.
o, and SCIENTOLOGY SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bl4ckd0g187 3 years ago
JEREMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
eliwoood1 3 years ago
LOLOL
AsphaltAbuse 3 years ago
no i dont want fucking bread juice
Aro2220 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha
tr1ja 3 years ago