Mackem's are Shite (with lyrics)

[futuramagav201]

this song is epic and I subscribed you to.

[LeeLeeCupOfTea]

cumon da toon



[Stevosafc]

Typical of Mags to create such cringeworthy crap.

[AziFHQ]

@Stevosafc SCUM BAG

[Stollyify]

Geordie cunts on Gary Breen, piss off.

[futuramagav201]

realey good song I love newcastle IM toon through and through howay the toon :)

[XROSs99]

Newcastle till I die

[eliasyoocoolman]

Mackems= imbred twats

[sexkanntur]

What is the name of the original song?

[eliasyoocoolman]

@sexkanntur Like something, fuck you i dont want you back i think

[safcboy123]

hows about the safc boys kill u n shitty supporters u shitty gay magpie cunts

cats eat the fukin magpies

[safcboy123]

mighty sunderland mighty oneil

[Stollyify]

Two most embarassing clubs in the world, the Mackems and RedBull NY.

[Sabjuh1983]

AWESOOOOOOME song :D I have it on my profile :) I am newcastle through and through for more than 15 years :D F*ck all the S*nder1and supporters around, the stadium of Sh*te is a shit football ground, F*ck all the scum that support red & white.. WE ARE THE BEST, and the Mackems ARE SHITE!!!!! NUFC 4 LIFE!!!!!

[Stollyify]

Look up The Vipers Nest online, supporters of a Yank club called NY Red Bulls, they sing songs that Geordies would consider quite insulting to say the least. Especially in regards personaly to Gazza and Alan Shearer.

[Wintersgill11]

Hey m8 can u make a recent 1 about martin oneil etc

[JustTheNAA]

smb suck my balls

[beckymariexx100]

as much as i love newcastle and am a proud geordie this song is so bad its actually funny

[xXkizza11Xx]

proud to be a magpie, always liked newcastle since i was little, my granda passed away with a newcastle shirt on and was burryd with a newcastle shirt and we made the grave black and white, ever since then supported newcastle ever since. TOON ARMY!

[eliasyoocoolman]

@xXkizza11Xx Respect mate!

[xXkizza11Xx]

@eliasyoocoolman brings back good memorys this tune, love it so much <3

[eliasyoocoolman]

@xXkizza11Xx Newcastle till i die bro!!

[xXkizza11Xx]

@eliasyoocoolman init man!! big respect to ya lad!! sing the blaydon races loud and proud, oioi!!

[united2008forever]

haha as a mackem even i'll admit this is funny as fuck, although gary breen hasnt been our captain since 2005 haha

[mathewd30]

respect from chelsea!!! fuck the mackem scum!!!!

[UncleMikeNJ]

You call this a Sunderland-bashing song? You go back to Monkey Heed but make no mention of Roy Keane wanking his dog? Or Niall Quinn soiling his disco pants? Or Steve Bruce and his brooken nooze? Come on, keep up! You're clearly the better side now, so now is the time to rub it in to the Sad Mackem Bastards!

[TheSplintersmell]

the song is a bit cheesey but i like the bit were it goes "Fuck Mick Mcarthy and Fuck Gary breen player and boss of a shit football team" oh and ........

Smoggies on here : Cheer yourself up with a local prostitute you fizzy pop league cunts

Scum : 7 points out of 9 you unwashed mongoloid tramps.

[Stalkishtalkish]

Both teams are crap tbh

[LuMexTrIz]

@Stalkishtalkish well your a faggot for m=not supporting newcastle

[horatiohornblower197]

I'm a Geordie and this is plainly fucking SHIT.

[TheChloeebieber]

classsss :L

[NuFc0X0Longbenton]

a year ago

[chezequerz]

Newcastle the best team? that'd be true...if Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton, Spurs and maybe Aston Villa were all in a horrific plane crash

[TheChloeebieber]

@chezequerz arsenal, really? HA

[Englishrockchick]

Geordie lass geordie for life

[chassumm1358]

Why do the mackems have to exist

[geordieboi627]

@chassumm1358 thats easy. the mackems exist so the toon can shit on them game after game after game

[Iwantcurlyhair22]

Even as a life long Newcastle fan I find this song totally tragic and shite.

[Blinky3341]

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING SHIT SONG EVER! EVEN IF WAS A NEWCASTLE FAN I WOULD STICK THIS SONG UP SOMEONES ARSE!

[jasonhit3]

@Blinky3341 lol samon

[amyloveskennethnixon]

the truest song eva!! newcastle are mint man!!!

[TheGeordieAlliance]

mint yessa

[DannyboyTvshow]

NUFC 4 LIFE

[Phoenix1664]

Bit harsh but....LOL!

[Czeslaw1922]

FAGZ

[pablosteele182]

im a geordie through and through, but its cheap shite like this that makes me cringe and be ashamed to be remotely associated with it.

the lyrics are so shit. they have no basis whatsoever, it takes no brains to swear. the best way to get to the rivals is to have a basis upon a point.

[StephenWilson142]

@pablosteele182 Have to agree with you like mate!

[StephenWilson142]

@pablosteele182 Have to agree with you like mate! Makes me cringe this no matter how much I love the toon!

[Crogz95]

@pablosteele182 shite? shit.

[Dabestest06]

ttly gd song luv it

[Dabestest06]

Sunderland shiteerrss

[AliAlz90]

fuk off sunderland inbreds

[JoeyLisle]

2 dislike must be mackems

[diddyl9]

the song is good but middlesbrough is the #1

[diddyl9]

scruffy fuck y did boro have to be in the circle of shite there the best ya jordie basterd

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@diddyl9

hahaha cant believe your getting upset over the circle of shite, GET A LIFE YA PEADO!

[andrew72226]

@diddyl9

fuck off leave him alone stupid makum

[inghamunitedfc]

@diddyl9 yeh, course you lot are the best in the championship

[TheCorreLegend]

@diddyl9 fuck off ya mackem scum, birds fly upside down in ur city coz theres nowt worth shitting on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCorreLegend]

@TheCorreLegend boro scum sorry ;)

[diddyl9]

@TheCorreLegend

im no mackem yo dildo because i said y did boro have to be in the cirle of shite if i was a mackem or a jordy id sice ma fucking rist :D

[TheHaloboy3000]

@TheCorreLegend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL GEORDIES COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST THINGS!!! :)

[bllkkb]

@diddyl9 boro isnt in there?

[bllkkb]

@diddyl9 o found it

[TheSplintersmell]

@diddyl9 because your town is a prostitute ridden smog covered pedo nest ?

[quiff96x]

@diddyl9 its geordie pal...

[TheHaloboy3000]

@diddyl9 SPAMMMMMMM!!!!!!

[091297nw]

@diddyl9 smb (sad makem bastard) nee one likes you. you took are accent and nee one can tell if ya balls ave dropped because your so fucking sqeucky and incase you dont know about the time at the moment its 5 PAST SUNDERLAND you fucking mug and just letting you know im 14 year old

[elpanch0]

who is this song by?

[dksam07]

UNIIIIIIITED IN BLACK & WHITE SO U GOTTA UNDERSTAND WE HATE SUNDERLAND ILL NEVER BE A MACKEM AND I HATE THEM ALL :) toooon toooon black & white army :)

[JAWZxz]

Now I'm na fuckin mackem scum but the song is pretty fucking awful

[80emmab]

nice picture of steve howey hes a mackem born and bred

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@80emmab

What? ... Steve Howey anit in the video, a think you have the wrong video.

[RocknRollRules3]

man this is shit. and im a toon fan. cringey as fuck

[JoeyLisle]

really want 2 go the newcastle away game at the scum place next season

[pacitti2010]

wat a belta

[Lofeman]

love it

[alio4darlo]

lmao :)

[Phoenix1664]

Im an avid newcastle fan like, but this is going a bit far lol.

[uBo112]

Hahaha awsome song NUFC <3

[LaurenXxHannah]

cringe.

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@LaurenXxHannah

Gan get a life ya dopey mackem, instead of watching TOON vids and crying over darren. Darren wants a bigger, better club unlike your shite that plays every week.

PS: Their are no babes in Sunderland

[scorchx3000]

@TheMagpieGeordie

Maybe their are no babes in Sunderland, but we all know that Geordie women only wear knickers to keep their ankles warm. X-D

[scoobydoo7067]

NEWCASTLE UNITED

[VLCVeNgEnCe]

some lyrics need changing some of its good the tune and voice are shit tho. NUFC 4 life 5-1

[ToonArmySeanC]

great :L

[DUDLEYBADBOY123]

LOVE THIS NUFC !!!! 5-1

[PopTartsNinja1]

My mate is a propa hella mackem. A don't have out against him, but we av a rivalry. He broke his arm when we were playing rugby. Anyway, he wanted me tah sign his cast. I wrote "5-1 >:D". Shit was fucking hellish!

[DEFINEMETALisBACK]

5-1

[1999nufc]

this song is cool

[xJwJx]

well that was balls.

I think il stick to "TOON, TOON, BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!"

[TheEliteGamerzClan]

I mean I support newcastle, but this song's a pile of shite...

[MrDave9295]

F**K OFF IN THE RIVER YOU DIRTY SCRUFFS

[Texas2979]

A great song for Geordies : )

[tenaciousDsafc]

this is cringeworthy!!

id hate to have a song like that refering to my team.

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@tenaciousDsafc thanks for commenting first .. should of known it would be a mackem :)

[tenaciousDsafc]

@TheMagpieGeordie

Well im sure you wouldn't like a song slating your favorite football club.

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@tenaciousDsafc

Their probably is a song .. I dont give a shit really its only banter

Besides I hate when the papers slang us off every week .. thats what a dont like and anit just newcastle its both yous and boro because for some reason everyone hates the north east (In football terms) and I was supporting sunderland yesterday and I always support yous and boro against the big boyz because I hate the papers arselicking the southren and big clubs

[tenaciousDsafc]

@TheMagpieGeordie

Have to agree with you there like.

[TheSarge303]

@TheMagpieGeordie

this song is hilarious made me giggle....... i'm a mackem and used to be a huge follower of SAFC in my youngner days but now i don't really give a shit about it..... i don't hate newcastle or boro but i mean do geordies really hate people of sunderland even if your not a big football nut? i used to work with a guy from south shields and he was sound as a pound....... is the hate just football related???

[TheMagpieGeordie]

@TheSarge303

nar we dont really hate ya's that bad, its only football related. A go to college with a couple of mackems (the teacher is also a mackem) and they are alright for mackems ;)

[heslop01]

@TheSarge303 I don't hate people from Sunderland, I mean i'm from Newcastle but I go to uni in Sunderland, but a few people in Sunderland if they asked where I was from and I said Newcastle, a few people have been a bit rude ... mind though, likewise in Newcastle, some people have said your a traitor and my brother says that he hates that I go to uni in Sunderland :/

[wilkiovhartonmoore]

@TheSarge303 its just all shit really mate am a geordie and a don't think like this about mackems :P but this song is funny ahhaha everyone sung about his monkeys heed ahahahahha

[TheSarge303]

@wilkiovhartonmoore

he has got a weird head like.... just like a monkey............ proves that evolution did takeplace

[wilkiovhartonmoore]

@TheSarge303 haha he wasn't in the line ov evolution though lmao