Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 21/32)

[GreatFox42]

Is it just me, or is the longplayer's pauses getting longer and more frequent?

I don't see too much of a problem with being as thorough as this person is (Aside form being a tad boring), it's the long pauses. Is he reference-checking everything during these pauses? But it wouldn't explain the constant derping around in the maze.

...I think the poor guy's mind is going. He's been playing this shit for too long.

[LordofDragns]

For real, I hope this longplayer sees this so he can see how much he fucking sucks.

[DoffThyFace]

I think the longplayer has Alzheimer's.

[antisadism]

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[TheOneGuy1111]

You know, he could have taken a picture of the dark world to help prove people of its existence, but obviously a picture of someone paying someone else is more important.

[GeneticKH]

@TheOneGuy1111 Yeah, but you can't have simple logic in this game though.

[Atma505]

7:07 "I'm just remembering that mirror maze experience"

you might say that he was...

REFLECTING ON IT

[SmileyChicago]

Perhaps we clowns were wrong to put our faith in Mike Dawson

[BALLSANDASHWALL8]

Someone

Please

Make a fucking mugen character of Mike Dawson

[DarkSolnea]

@BALLSANDASHWALL8 And make his ring toss the most pathetic attack as it 'misses' every single time.

[grrr9]

So the Dark World Carnival has a shrimp baby, eh? Where's the spider baby? Also, that clown dying is the worst fucking shaggy dog story I've seen in a game.

[GrinXReaper]

lol Gargan "oh yeaAAAH!?" XD did he orgasm there a little?

and the sound effect afterwards is easily the best in the game

[leviathan1173]

I think Diabetus's best line is now "shrimp baby."

[TheRsp88]

Remember kids, you don't need prescribed medication to cure your clinical depression; you just need some feeb to traverse dimensions and get you some magic alien doohickey!

[SamuraiFoochs]

"NOT THE HALL OF DEATH! THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DEATH!"

Mike Dawson, existentialist.

[hiurro]

Part 21/32 and you finally start cutting shit out? If you remove all the times the LPer stands in place or talks to someone he shouldn't we could have had this down to 8 parts.

[TheAsylumrunner]

GAWD DAMMIT MIKE DAWSON

[redback3]

'Oh no! Not the hall of death again! The only way out of here is death!'

[grottypissedstained]

"I JUST DIED, WELL BYE."

I love the voice you gave for Mike, betus.

[TheSVSexton]

R.I.P Surly the Clown.

[ElrondHubbard54]

'Oh no! Not the hall of death again! The only way out of here is death!' That right there is the funniest line in the game. Moreso for the awful, awful delivery than anything else.

[PickpocketSan]

What the hell is with the voice acting choices in this game? Ik and Uk sound like they're the Dark World version of Bert and Ernie.

"Now tell us if it's day or night, and where Uk's rubber ducky went..."

[TheLastThingWeNeed]

Jimmy Gardener in: "That Happy Cat"

[GenjiFirefly]

Anyone else think the keeper of death sounds like Miss Ramirez?

[RynoZodiac]

Mike should've asked Gargan to throw the heavy ring on the pole.

[Venominous]

"Not featured: Darkseed 2"

If only...

[DarkOmegaMK2]

Thumbs up if you already saw the finale of this retsupurae.

[RynoZodiac]

"I am sorry, privileged one. We are not worthy to speak to you."

"However, you are free to pass and talk with any prisoner."

Now if one of them tells the truth and one of them lies, and he is actually free to pass...

[DissidentGenro]

Found the original videos I think. The account name is slightly different now, search the following:

ADVRipper4EVER

[MadSurge]

Was I the only one that got really pissed at the clown dying? Sure, he was an idiot for just not, you know, leaving his booth for ten seconds and get the pills to save his life, but making a character just to make a horrible and unfunny red herring seems... pretentious and assholish, just like Cyberdreams. To quote unironically, for once, the Nostalgia Critic: "my god, you're actively trying to kill comedy!"

[MidgetDiesel]

@MadSurge Sweet irony.

[posthumanfetus]

@MadSurge I liked that clown because he was the biggest asshole in the world to Mike Dawson. He seemed like the only character in the game who was aware that Mike was asking the same stupid questions and wandering around like a moron.

[MadSurge]

@posthumanfetus I agree, it's VERY hard to not be douchebags to Mike, and this comes from a guy with a lot of patience. Hard to believe it's the same guys that did the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream game, which was a great game I hear. (RIP grumpy clown, you'll always be on our hearts.)

[MrGad1]

poor clown he was doomed the second he asked Mike Dawson for help

[somahiru]

7:52

That's all.

[trixtor0823]

Jack is the best character, for one specific reason.

[Gaiacarra]

The only way out of here is death! *maniacal laughter*

[HarrisonFordJr]

how come mike dawson went from normal guy in ds1 to full blown retard in ds2. who's cereal did mike dawson shit in?

[creatorofGandP]

Mike dawson would fit well in Deadly premonition

[lobsopdoy]

@creatorofGandP Except that Deadly Premonition had an interesting story with likable characters.

[TomahawkTerror]

Between ick and Uck, the one that says "We are not worthy to speak to you" to Mike Dawson...he's the liar 5:27

[TheCoincidence]

In all seriousness though, does Mike actually have an alien embryo in his head in this one?

[communistrecords]

@TheCoincidence Mike doesn't even have a brain in his head in this one.

[Crezth]

Hurricane Rita, did you kill Rita?

[BagOfMagicFood]

Oh, no! Not the hall of death! I ordered french fries with my hall of death!

[videogamenostalgia]

Out Now: Mike Dawson action figure! With thrilling 'not get clown's medicine' action!

[bahji9]

"Four score and seven years ago..." - Lincoln

"I have a dream..." - King

"Oh no! Not the hall of death! The only way out is death!" - Dawson

[steveharley0345]

Get me a maggot ridden corpse! Barteeeendeeerr....

[shoplifting1is1fun]

*not featured: really boring shit*

Thank you. Deeply and sincerely.

Laughing at Dawson makes his annoying features, and this game, bearable. But the maze bits are just too much (more the longplayers fault really).

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Almost dead to rights, fellas

[GodReggie]

The clown would have lived if Mike Haggar would have got his shit together and moved that anvil instead of crying

[AngelHalo017]

@GodReggie I think you got the pansy writer confused with the wrestling mayor. At least Hagger can throw rings (let alone barrels) and not miss.

[Stainbreak]

12:27 haters gonna hate.

[shockraid1]

@Stainbreak Dawsons gonna Daws

Wait I think I did this wrong

[Zknight7126]

Mike has no Dark World version of himself, there is no opposite to 0.

[elistonium]

Anyone notice how Mike does not change in the dark world, I think it is because THAT is how much of a loser he is.

[Stainbreak]

"ui-ui-uiii-ui-uii"

[Paratroopa1]

Oh darn, not the hall of death -again-!

[halomidgetman]

"WHERE'S MIKE DAWSON WITH MY MEDICI-" - Surly the Clown

[PolyesterMoustache]

You guys need to check out the game The You Testament some time. It's a free downloadable game that combines biblical scripture with wrestling and was made by the ridiculously self important M Dicky.

[ColonelVile]

Mike Dawson.

[CrazyKirlia]

And thus the three pieces of the Unholy Sound Effect Triforce were brought together in this video: the kazoo of death, the slide whistle of burning flesh, and the Dark World machine of farting.

[cyber952]

Somebody should do the math and find out how much time has been wasted waiting and doing absolutely nothing.

[Magitek1112]

..Wait, I thought he already used his 1-up?

[MrTehRman]

@Magitek1112 He get's another one whenever he sees a darkworlder die. Or something.

[SwordfighterRed]

@Magitek1112 Didn't he get another one from the bartender dying?

[evillttlimp]

Oh god... I get the kazoo of death and the little slide whistle lady sound effects within the same minute? I AM IN HEAVEN

[Iwuznothere]

Slowbeef and Diabetus are going to become so embittered over this entire experience that by the end of the last video they'll start a rampage of going around killing anyone named Rita. Look at what your stupid game has unleashed on the world Mike Dawson.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

R.I.P.

Surly the Clown

Part 6/32 - Part 21/32

"He asked Mike Dawson for help."

[Ariamaki]

@DaRkLoRdZoRc An even surer death sentence than those passed out by Dark World judges.

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Slowbeef said Mario.

Not Mary-O, Mario.

The world is over.

[Votiguy]

@TheNotoriousMC2 He has done that in the past, he just corrects himself, usually. I was really surprised again.

[lobsopdoy]

Why's MIke so pissed off at the Keeper of the Dead anyway. She doesn't KILL anyone, she just sort of...I dunno, keeps their goo or something.

[joelcll]

@lobsopdoy hey, hey... stop there... that's too much logic information for mike, he runs on steam, you can expect the guy to process so much sense

[EVANBUCHHOLZ000]

If the Clown died does Mike get another life?

[zzyzx0788]

God I don't know who I hate more, Mike Dawson or the longplayer. Mike Dawson is a pathetic little weiner, but this longplayer is dragging an already boring game out way longer

[Liam40000]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

*kazoo*

[posthumanfetus]

Gargan is such an asshole. He acts all like "I'm so sorry the clown died, it's a real tragedy" but it's his fucking fault he died anyway for not getting the anvil off the chest!

[smajawwyeah]

@posthumanfetus Could even be murder. Who else could have lifted the anvil to put it on top of that cooler on that same day? (I figure it was the same day based on the assumption that the clown takes at least one pill daily and brings the bottle home with him and did so yesterday). THE PLOT THICKENS.

[jettythesunfish]

@posthumanfetus I'd say Mike is the real asshole. I mean come on, is it really that difficult to get an anvil off a chest? Even if the thing is too heavy, he could've just pushed it off.

[EGRJ]

5:47 "Always."

I want to be with you.

And make believe with you

And DID YOU KILL RITA?



[SirTotallyAwesome]

This is the second video with facelady as the thumbnail, and I foresee a lot more.

[Blode4]

I like to imagine that whenever the long player stops for a minute to do nothing, he's drinking some vodka or something because there's no way you can play through a whole run of this game sober.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

Why is the phrase "shrimp baby" so goddamn hilarious

[GenjiFirefly]

@MrGuyPwnsYou because it's incredibly accurate.Though, I think you'll laugh more when you see what the matured behemoth looks like.

[gonegonego]

WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOO!

[p3mk13]

The clown actually killed himself after speaking with mike dawson multiple times

[TonyBranston]

@p3mk13 Your wording is somewhat unclear, but it is entirely plausible that he would want to kill himself multiple times.

[cwchrisweed]

Mike Dawson, did YOU kill that clown?

...oh, you did?

[DoctorKarnage]

"I think this is all going on in mikes mind" Funny you should say that....

[Lactose723]

"Go back to your own world"

What all the characters in this game should tell him to do

[rjakobi]

"Not the hall of death again! The only way out is DEATH!"

*maniacal Retsu laughing*

[bobbyewing311]

I have a theory, the only reason they created Darkseed II was to troll the real Mike Dawson. Why else did they make him into a whiny bitch in the sequel?

[GenjiFirefly]

Mike Dawson, there's a thing called "Keeping it to yourself."

[krazykillerhippo]

mike dawson did you kill the clown?

[Loof42]

Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 21/32), did you kill Rita?

[PTp1ranha]

I miss the clown.

[EternalGuardian07]

Pandora's amazing power is the ability to read the past.

[Doperwtje81]

Diabetus earlier comments about the Renegade-path kept giving me ideas about Mike Dawson in Mass Effect:

Reporter:'Commander Dawson, the public demands to know..'.

Mike:'I've had enough of you disingenuous assertions!'

-throws a ring at her-

[rocky5768]

@Doperwtje81 Wrex did YOU kill Rita?

[MrGeremyTibbles]

@rocky5768

Shepard doesn't look like he's going to molest me anymore...

[bobbyewing311]

@rocky5768 the joke is dead shut up.

[rocky5768]

@bobbyewing311 bobbyewing311 did YOU kill rita?

no. no, you just killed humour.

[werebee]

@Doperwtje81 Even as a bad ass space commander, he still missed.

[jsh020]

@Doperwtje81 and misses

[DeimionWolf]

you have done the world a true favour by sacrificing yourself, in body and mind, to chronicle the case study of Mike Dawson, hero of the dark world and wuss bag extraordinaire.

[schrodingersduck]

Remember how Quadraxis14 abused save states so much that eventually the thumbnails for his videos were all SNES9X? Well, hopefully the image at 5:15 will form the thumbnail for *at least* one part of this longplay.

[MagicDolphinGO]

who put an anvil on top of a lunchbox?

[bobbyewing311]

"Oh NO! Not the Hall of Death, again! The only way out is DEATH!" FFS why did they make this fucking awful game...

[ChaladanX]

Does this mean that Hank is dead too?

[CyanFunk]

Ten bucks says that Gargan put the anvil on the clown's medicine to begin with.

[SQUIZZLER24]

[Insert Retsupurae meme]

[Insert ironic comment about getting into top comments]

[Get into top comments - or not?]

[inferno232]

RIP Chuckles, the Asshole Clown.

I don't know if we ever got his name, but "Chuckles" just feels appropriate.

[Flokkerdude]

I am going to fucking call myself Mike Dawson in every RPG from now on, and then all pre-set winning, or losing battles, will have no more meaning, and all that will happen is me getting hit for 9999 damage. Because Mike Dawson should not exist.

[razor8191]

Mike Dawson's stupidity is really getting annoying. At first it was funny, now it's like "wow how can someone be this stupid?"

[Mercurykilla32]

So Slowbeef is this still better then Other M?

[lobsopdoy]

@Mercurykilla32 YES

[ValugaTheLord]

silly Pullahoko, no one would want to molest Mike Dawson.

[JasperChalks]

I'm afraid the clown died earlier today. Something about not getting his medicine in time. I would helped, but no-one told me anything about it, and it was under, like, an anvil or some shit! There's know way I could, you know, lift it off or anything, that's just impossible!

[LaLumine]

Dear God, I love how you say "shrimp baybee," I don't even know why it amuses me so.

[TheFatty2497]

RIP Asshole Clown

[Neotails8762]

Hercule Poirot ain't got shit on Mike Dawson.

[moccamonster]

I like how Mike's natural reaction to incoming objects is to immediatly lie down on the floor.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

Now I'm crossing my fingers that you guys do Amazon.

[TheTrueHaddock]

You guys HAVE to do commentary over Harvester after you finish this.

[MegamanXfan21xx]

@TheTrueHaddock Seconding Harvester. It's not a bad game, but it's still full of crazy shit and insane gore.

[EssJay00]

@TheTrueHaddock Here here!

[AfexNine]

@TheTrueHaddock YES, PLEASE. I am so on with this idea.

[lich109]

@TheTrueHaddock yes. I remember that game. Not fondly though. At least it has that "intense" combat.

[mattr75]

@TheTrueHaddock

Good thing there's a longplay on Youtube for that game.

[EGRJ]

@mattr75 And there's a longplay of this, and Slowbeef's LP. But with commentary, it's actually entertaining.

[TheGingerbreadman32]

@TheTrueHaddock

I had to look it up, but I agree with you whole heartedly.

[MagicKoopaMarc]

@TheTrueHaddock YES YES, YES. oh yea and YES!!

[Baycunn]

@TheTrueHaddock OH GOD YES DO IT

[TheTrueHaddock]

@TheTrueHaddock

My top comment cannot be ignored! We must have Harvester Commentary! 77 random users who may or may not just be me and my alternate accounts agree!!

[posthumanfetus]

@TheTrueHaddock I just checked it out for a second, and yeah they have to do that one next. Bonus points if the longplayer turns a 4 hour game into an 8 hour game.

[shockraid1]

At this point, Shrimpbaby is my favorite character.

[nyecorp]

@shockraid1 More than the Lazy Asshole Clown? Impossible!

[shockraid1]

@nyecorp At least Shrimpbaby doesn't have an annoying voice. Yet.

[hehehe88]

I will say one thing, The flesh-burning lady does seem like she's DTF.

[pullahoko]

Oh no! Not the Hall of Molestation again! The only way out of here is molestation!

[NightTaoretaDawn]

@pullahoko Giving or receiving?

[smokeyhails]

Looks like Rita didn't watch out for that Beamos.

[lollygoober]

Why am I still watching this?

[glitchz1]

Guys How long was that really boring shit?

[TheInvalidman]

So basically, Mike Dawson has allowed the death of three people now. At this point it doesn't really matter whether or not he killed Rita.

[anatawohannindesu]

Mike Dawson has incredible observation skills.

[Sscls]

*slowbeef drags video to channel*

hey, you missed pal.

[glitchz1]

Oh dibeatus. You cant sacrifice Mike Dawson's dignity. He has none.

[TheJoeDean]

Mike Dawson's dignity wasn't sacrificed he never had any to begin with.

[TheMightyP00tis]

Uploaded on wrong channel. Slowbeef?

[Soragan]

00:17 That laundry pick-up thing always cracks me up.