20 lame jokes, but still lamely funny : )

[megamegan174]

lol haha love cheesy jokes

[AdmiralofU2]

Well itdid a good job of pissing me off. Why footloose though?

[assleyGHOTtmess]

well i thought this was funny. i love cheesy jokes. :p well.. most of them anyways

[masterchef165]

Um...ok I don't even know why I looked @ this.. I really need to go out more...

[singdancepbisyx]

my mates dyslexic and she was proper offended by one of those jokes... and that wasnt even funny... ur homeworks better than this crap chiz.

[anonumus233]

what do you call the person who made this video a 4 year old with no humor that was not funny at all

[KamrinLily]

A mix of the Diary Of a Wimpy Kid - Me: Doctor, can I have a new butt? My old one has a crack in it. Doctor: Lily, everyone's butt has a crack in it! Me: No, I meant that my friend stepped on a crack and put a crack in my let buttcheek. Doctor: ... Ohmygod.

[nodroj57]

its still here

[nodroj57]

wow i wait a day and my comment is still there

[nodroj57]

ha ha ha whats yellow and big an orange pickle hahaha

[nicky2011nolan]

they were the crappest jokes ive ever heard and waisted my time !!! u must be bout 3 or somink

[allaroundxmenfour]

content.

[JeserNoob]

Haha

[FluffeyBunny]

mm this is fucking shit!

[SeepingSuppuration]

Q.Have you ever seen 2 old people having sex?

A.Have you ever pulled apart grilled cheese?

[AzureeeX]

Why did the gangster carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle!

[LeonBarnardtGuitar]

why does the mermaid wear c-shells, cause she can't fit in d-shells,

[MrIMilesI]

You get these off of laffy taffy's?... COPY RIGHTt!!!

[zebrachic4674]

why didn't the chicken cross the road?

because the police officer on the other side had warrants thats why

[PandaBearInASuit]

i want my four minutes back!

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@PandaBearInASuit if you didn't like the first few, why did you watch four more?

[PandaBearInASuit]

@GirlWithoutThoughts I thought (for some reason) they'd get better...

[tsafa4]

Q:have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?

A: that's because he hides well.

[tsafa4]

Q: what did the apple say to the orange?

A: nothing stupid... apples cant talk

LAME XD

[JonathanBones]

I thought the answer to 19 was Gok Wan.

[SuperKillerchris]

Q: what's brown and sticky?

A: a stick

[friedpicklebbd]

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in mud

[hiheho11233]

Q: whats big, red and eats paper?

A: A big red paper eating monster

[johnsawake]

Heres a joke,

What do you call abraham lincoln's terds?

Lincoln Logs.

[twinklypoop]

what do you call a deer with no eyes ,no legs and no penis?

still no f**king idea

[tropicalgirl2000]

o o this song is from regular show that pops sings ROFL

ok

here's a good joke

yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

[fartsareuber]

@tropicalgirl2000  I was just thinking the same thing! :)

[SolidPromises]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[SavingHeart]

Whats brown and sticky?

A STICK ROTFLMAOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[soccerlove1998]

um wow u must've been really bored. even i don't get that bored!!! go read a book or something. wow



[MrPneumonia]

7???

[sgharrisIE]

Even lamer jokes:

[shorite007]

hahahaha "i lied about the wheels" thats great

[DrBillBieber]

what starts with f and ends with uck? fire truck!!!! lolz i know wat i thought id say

[SuperCottoncandy16]

what starts with p and finishes with orn

POPCORN

[nelizmastr]

not funny?

[sableantelope77]

here's a good joke:

Q: How do you make lady gaga cry?

A: you "pok'er" face!

[SoaringSpartan]

@sableantelope77

That joke got old 3 years ago.

[sableantelope77]

@SoaringSpartan true, but it fits in this video!!!

[AnimeRoxorz13]

There are two types of people in this world. Those who put people into two groups and those who don't.

[melococo63]

this is funny yo

[Starknight760]

wat starts with the letter f and ends with uck?

firetruck

[watersedge12345]

Whats about 4 minutes long, makes no sense, and just wasted my time? That video

[aznngg]

heres one:

what's your name ' '?

insert the name of the person ur asking in the inverted commas

[stinngs120]

Q.why was the baseball player arrested?

A.he stole 3rd base!

Q.why was the math book sad?

A. It had to many problems

[paramorevampire1996]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[yourdogsnoopy]

sry i loled:)

[MrRiley0110]

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay and gay my great grandmother has better jokes than that, and trust me they stink!!!

[jajerome2011]

@PeppyLaDuck5 ohhhh ok, i was like whhhaaaaat?

[Puccafan812170]

16's so retardedly funny!

[Harz2k11]

wonky means unbalanced

[KronikKhan]

two blondes walk into a building...... you'd think at least one of 'em would have seen it

[endracismguy]

why do muslims hate 80s movies coz every second one stars Kevin Bacon

[jajerome2011]

was there even a punchline to number 7? i think i missed the joke

[mijnjouwbuis]

I thought the answer to 19 was bananananananananananananana

[AgyokuChan]

The donkey joke does make sense. "Wonky" is an Australian/British word which means weird, strange, etc. So therefore, a donkey with three legs is a wonky because having three legs would be strange, and it's a play of words. It's kinda sad that has to be explained. XD

[BalaamsError]

What the hell is a Wonkey? And please don't say a three legged donkey, that would make me sad. And you all know it a sad man has nothing to loose

[watevur125]

There are two muffins in a oven one says "Man it's hot in here" and the other one says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[BugLove1995]

wow kewl but lame!!!!!!!!

[GuardianAustralia]

good shit. i heard the what's green and has no wheels joke last night, and whadya know, it's on this vid.

[Lopatale]

The person who created thi vid ... Does he seem homo to u ? Or is it just me.

[discodaveau]

@Lopatale , Great question does the person who created this seem like a homo, well with a name like elizabeth I am sure we can rule out this assumption, sherlock . However this may have been your attempt to create joke no.21 , in that case disregard

[freisianluva]

this was soooo stupid i had to see all of it

[509marisa]

Its Supposed To Be No Eye Deer

[SmurfSalad]

I dont mean to toot my own horn but i have got some pretty funny jokes myself

Just come check out my channel

[SpiritfulSinger]

YAWNN!

[ladyprincessism]

cool jokes

[isjimmyagerman]

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m shrinking, what shall I do?

You’ll just have to be a little patient

[iamgodforreals]

#10, if it's a male you grab its nuts LOLOLOLOLOL i so funny

[vcownzraptors]

what does a cow do every saturaday night

he goes to see a moooooovie ahhahahahhahhahhhaahha

[demarioknight]

whats the diif betweeen a fly and a musquito

a fly can fly

but a musqueto cant musqueeto

[arxsastrowardoyo]

i dont think i understand the 16th joke, can anyone please explain? :/

[whitesox619]

@arxsastrowardoyo number 16 was a fraction (5 out of 3=5 / 3) and it's similar to number 14 because in that one he said there are 3 types of people, but he only listed 2, meaning he's the type that can't count. In number 16 he listed a fraction that isn't possible because 5 out of 3 people doesn't make sense, so that means he is one of the people that is bad at fractions.

[imsohot887]

@arxsastrowardoyo i dont get it eather but i thing the joke is that there aint no joke lol

[desmathis55]

what does a brick and a fat white woman have in common

they both will be eventually laid by a Mexican

[pupfromabove]

What did the volcnano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like i lava you?

[demoncult99]

a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out we dont serve your kind" an the mushroom replies " come on im a fungi"

[boikpark]

amazing...

[MoonlMagic]

gimme thumbs up if u laughed out loud!!! :P

[twotimeslucky]

heres a good joke

Q: why is tiger always dirty?

A:he plays with pooh

[salie521]

@twotimeslucky i have one: museum administrator- this was a 500 years old statue you have broken!

kid- thank god! i taught it was a new one!! =D

[dinosaur647]

@chantelle346 haha thts so old but i still luv it

[chumara01]

stupid!!!!!

[yo1desire]

{{lyke disx}}soh lam3..

[ilikeverythingman]

WOW {O|

[mon3y661]

some where lame...but for some reason they made me laugh so its all good

[salvatrucha2013]

5, 6, 19 :D

[yessiejes]

number 2 doent make any sense

[dropdeadbieberfever]

i love number 4 [x

[Ddongcomong]

this wasnt even lame it was terrible, get it? oh wait nvm it wasnt a joke...

[AllanGrim]

Lame jokes but for some reason now I'm happy...(?)

[kingbingbongboo]

no. 11 scull joke!!! yohohoho

[cjdessez]

gay.



[minipeeps10]

#14 was funni

[FalafellFo]

heres 1:

what do you call a talking phone?

a person thats on the phone who can't talk (the opposite of a phone who cant talk and a person who can talk)

[musicstuffer]

My frown droops so low I lost a mouth

[Ex7a5y]

The most stupidest jokes ever

[4743winomg]

lame AND not funny

[thewoowooster]

1 more joke to add to the walk & the wonky jokes:

What do you call a fly with no wings on a monkey with 1 leg riding a donkey with 3 legs?

A cry for help!

[fluke3245071]

knock knock

who's there?

yah

yah who?

dot com

[juanEDR15]

This rox... i want more!! lame humour is the best!!

[Kantachi1]

man these jokes dont make any sense >_> how is a 3 legged donkey a wonkey

[Naabsoul]

@Kantachi1

Wannabe Donkey

[imsohot887]

@Kantachi1 i no reall

[Gadgetkid01]

@Kantachi1 I know innit

[MeshaBabes]

@Kantachi1 because if it only has 3 legs therefore it wont be able to stand correctly so it wil be wonkey.

[GlitzeyGirl179]

@Kantachi1 A 3 legged donkey is a wonkey cuz its wobly. i think... lol... i think thats what it means

[Pirihira100]

@GlitzeyGirl179 yeah right

[specialFBI]

@Kantachi1

thats why its called lame

[metallica708]

Haha, very lame but still pretty funny.

[jgammons007]

Suck.

[angelica12549]

e_e

[aprules1997]

lol so lame it was funny

xD

[saveursocks123]

It would be better if you spoke it but nice jokes

[TeethKid]

i dont get number 18

[ricola15234]

@TeethKid , A deer with no eye, "I have no eye deer, I have no idea."

Actually, it was supposed to be "no idear," like those people who say the R after idea, but yea.

[TeethKid]

@ricola15234 ohhhhhhh!!!

[ThePotterman10]

these jokes are mentally challenged.

[funkymonkey654321]

that was sucky

[sobhan007]

dude, that all shit wasnt fun at all.! make something els with funny things, but not shits like this!

[psychochickendelivry]

a man walks into a bar

[trinisocababy17]

aww cute still ^^

[18Loveslife]

Um did you people not read that this person obviously knows these jokes are lame and not funny? You dont have to be assholes about it.

[MrLogandude]

i hope you choke on you're on shit you talentless asshat

[AflackMania]

why did the tomato blush?

cause it saw mr and mrs beet root



[xdudedudex]

not funny.

[imJUNO15]

i laugh...

[kenzerc]

i have a joke, what sucks and are crappy,

your jokes

[Firstmenotyou]

@kenzerc What sucks cock and needs improvement? Two answers: Your brain and your personality

[diademrocks]

i like 16 the best

[denvershayne]

its what do you call a deer that has no eyes and got shot by a freeze ray?

Still no idea

[RandomRainbow11]

only #6 made me laugh. the picture to #20 made me smile.

[metallica708]

I don't get #18. Can someone explain?

[SpitefulLoner]

@metallica708

A deer with no eyes is a no-eye deer (no idea)

and a deer with no legs and no eyes is a still, no-eye deer.

[SinnFein4ever]

A grasshoper walk into a bar and sits down.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bill"?

[YouFatNinja]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I love lame jokes! <3

[13brandijae]

i like number seven

[comodo24]

Whats funnier than a garbage can full of dead babies? One baby on the bottom eating his way out!!

[remmaps123321]

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

[coolschoolygirl260]

why aren't there any famous skeletons?

because they are nobodies.

[jaychou8787]

if it taste funny , why ain't you laughing

[7oreogirl]

haha i like the one about the fly...hehe :)

[vegeta2030]

what do we call a lame video on you tube?

you tube sucks get it

[FrankiesAwsomer]

hahahahahahhahahaha XD first one was the funniest :P

[PS3Gamer900]

i dont get number 7...

[DarthSpongebob82]

Heres a lame joke for ya.

Q:How do you detect piracy?

A: Dress up as Jack Sparrow.

[NikkiRose]

This video is a joke.

[SamuelCish]

@NikkiRose uh LOL

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

What do you call black man in a suit?

Guilty.

[Cargando321]

i lold at all of them

[needsalt1]

how do you get a 1 armed idiot down from a three?

you wink to him

[herolll22]

and thought my brother was retarded...

[TacoBoyManThing]

number 17 is best

[duskphantom333]

whats a fish with no eye? a  fsh!

[superkay87]

i dont get number 7?

[Capzjunior]

@superkay87 The termite asked is the bar tender here as a pun, When first looked at it would appear that he is asking for the real bartender but he actually means is the wood at the bar tender( refering to food) as he wants to nom nom nom on some wood at the bar

[SuperJakeandBen]

I dont get this...... bad video.....

[raftake]

tht was lame

[msjuicygirl26]

i dont get #7 :(

[AlleyBalloon]

@msjuicygirl26  yeahh same here.....?

[killyou9614]

@msjuicygirl26 its refering to the bar as in the wooden plank. so is the "bar" tender here. tender meaning easy to eat. so is the wood easy to eat here is essensually what it's saying