Cold SteelTwo Handed Great Sword Available at KnifeCenter

[kangaroochydog]

pork chops anyone ??

[koelkast9]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD a great sword is a stabbing weapon not a slashing tool

[Aar0nMiami]

I love how they wear ties while demonstrating a fucking sword on a pig's head.

[gtrefghuk]

This video is making me hungry. I think I'm gonna to go for some ribs.

[aR3DF0Xa]

i love how they tried to make it look authentinc with the background and everything but i didnt know that medieval warriors shopped at mens big n tall..

[Daniel4646]

I certanly don't want to know what the survivors of pre-firearms battles looked like after a run-in with a sword wielder ...

[44nachos]

HOLY SHIT IT CAN POP BALLOONS! this truly is that sharpest weapon on the planet

[hlggizmo]

i can do all this in minecraft!

[raxredneck]

3:10 FUCK YOU BAMBOO

[supressorgrid]

I will take them hams.

[BladyBladyBlaBla]

who the fuck throws a sword...

[BladyBladyBlaBla]

7:50 unless they have a gun...

[puistis]

I would have that sword, i would hunt bears with it.

[DDFJ1230]

8:05 thats what he said

[telescopereplicator]

At Knifecenter: who is quicker: you, with that big, heavy sword, or me, with a small, lightweight, razorsharp Japanese Katana??

By the time you lift that thing I will have cut you to pieces....

You'd better keep a Katana by your front door. That big heavy thing only slows you down.

Come to think of it, a 45 ACP is a better choice }-)

[ne77s]

Lol fat guy cuts away to buff guy to do pull ups.

[SgtKrunche]

start discussion :

this versus all melee weapons for zombie apocalypse??

[FreakyBill98]

i wanna play skyrim now!

[Xanatos712]

I love how he suggests you leave it at the front door in case of intruders... as if that fucking thing is meant to be swung indoors.

[barto11000]

Two pig-heads are better than one... But, it will still be lying on the ground up against my .40 S&W. Good demo though.

[VolcomDXB]

Thats great man, too bad you're 5 centuries late...

[BODCLAN22]

i would want one but it would have to be of SOLID GOLD AND YOU PUT IT ON YOU TUBE!

[AngryGunslinger]

@BODCLAN22 If it was gold it wouldn't be so solid...

[BODCLAN22]

BUT WAIT THERES A CHALANGE Cold SteelTwo Handed Great Sword VS Katana

[charmek1]

You must be compensating something lol

[charmek1]

Is this a serious butcher tool? Ew ewewyuk

[DaddaEmperor]

You can easily cut everything....and now....who ordered the giant steak?? xD

[nika11111111111111]

I like ONE handed Swords.

[georgeevans18]

id use that to open my letters

[x240voltsx]

you guys eat that meat right?

[SpiritFairy1990]

how they feel cool

wannabe :D

[SpiritFairy1990]

lol the fat guy hahaha :D

[PaynekillerJim]

looks just like the iron sword from skyrim

[TheSukmoto]

this is hilarious

[Syndicat3]

Why the fuck would you need this today?

[KwanShimpo]

dear santa

[HeavensGrim]

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[redman10466]

no animals where harmed i the making of this video

[masicklazik]

great for cutting tomatoes in the kitchen.

[morten325]

And that's what it's all about: Deep Penetration!

[IIITheFreshPrinceIII]

shut up and take my money!

[HEARTxSLAHINGxPEACE]

give me that dam sword

[vipertaker]

But will it blend?

[dougspair]

Ok, big swords for big guys...

[CSLFiero]

i also keep meat in my boots.

[smio33]

@CSLFiero your feet are meat brother haha

[notbroadcasting1]

flick, flick, flick mother fucker.

[xenoetek]

I thinking about work in the kitchen hehehe

[TwistedEngines]

YA BUT CAN YOU PICK YOUR TEETH WITH IT .

[trapp46]

they love this job

[goldknigh11]

what the fuck would someone need this for



[SeGaSaTuRn1994]

degernatly illegal by a long shot

[Neonaxii]

I'm sending this to PETA, lmao.

[mingjin1994]

can it cut an incoming RPG?

[KenoshiAkai]

@mingjin1994 Yes, yes it can.....

[georgeson4]

huh. my penis can do that :)

[SuperBRONSON21]

that little man doesnt do the sword justice no offence intended

[musicman9300]

I think he's over compensating for something to be honest.

[UnderTheAffluence]

MEAT IS MURDER. Evidently...

[autokill45]

"That's why you buy a greatsword, so you can make those huge cuts through flesh and bone" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HOPE THATS NOT WHY!

[PolarisKid25]

just saw this on tosh.o 35 seconds ago

[CouldntFigureName]

bye bye toes

[mryou2ube]

i love how hes advertising it like he expects you to take it into battle and not just use it to smash shit in the back yard...

[hrtfilms]

@mryou2ube Or you could use it to chop up meat in the kitchen...

[r0ughbusiness1]

I'd rather have a master sword;)

[r0ughbusiness1]

Thumbs up if you're also here because of tosh!

[sSK1NNYy]

THERES A STEAK IN MY BOOT?!

[roossi]

but I know that biggest question of all is: Will It Blend?

[l33boy100]

Use that for cutting the turkey at chrismas

[l33boy100]

After he cut the 20 pounds of meat HE ATE IT !!!

[TheLovie999]

...but the question remains: can one peel potatoes with it?

[druisten3]

an espadon ? or a flamberge ?

[ItsNuckChorris]

i've never seen anyone use a great sword as a fight advantage

[StapleMyFinger]

LOL meat in the boots

[KiLLeRboLiC]

i see only tons of wasted steaks XD

[LoboSoldier]

now i know what i want for christmas

[BM309K58SMERCH]

It seems more like a Zweihander, why didn't they call it a Zweihander instead...

...Anyway, they are both in the category of large twin (zwei) handed swords

[TexasPatriotHuneke]

i want one

[MrDancreed]

like how he does pull ups and u see it bend but not show him come down and show u it, just goes to him standing there.

[Rhandahl]

so my greatsword is automaticly protecting me against any threat in the world..basicly thats what he is saying.. also.. what if they carry firearms? it sure is good for cutting, but that dosn help if they are 50 feet away... with a rifle...

[AR15fan]

@Rhandahl Hah! A wise man once said: "You're mind is your primary weapon."

[yergui87]

haha 2:00 why the guy with the tie don't demonstrated that? xD...and 3:52 that was the best demonstration i ever seen!...great sword amazing edge.

[odiumhumanigeneri616]

my deadric greatsword is way better

[odiumhumanigeneri616]

i like how it cuts to another scene at 2:12, broke the first one didnt we?

[adamsonlinedirector]

This is a joke right?

[netguybt4]

I`m afraid if I buy it ill drop it on my foot (2:54)

[Basetrem]

disclaimer: this sword will not make you a man

[sharaz107]

popping a balloon? really? -_- herbs

[adamprince22]

description "it will make short work of pikemen or swordsmen and will prove equally effective against modern rifle butts and bayonets." Damn i was having trouble with a pikeman last week. If only I had one of these. ;-)

[doobersmanster]

I love cold steel products....

[hasanjudge1]

why dont you make about the scottish claymore

[ZuPaarify1]

Saradomin Godsword?



[DemonTheRapper]

bah that's chuck Norris's toothpick

[rodanreturns]

"enormous advantage in any fight! yard wrecker! street wrecker!"

"no one will be able take advatage of you when you have the great sword! ..."

damn right!

[bongmaster420420420]

5:30 he thinks hes a butcher XD

[druconiss]

wait is he suggesting that you use this sword on people

[kopitayable]

* pulls out ma gun*

[IAndersonRoss]

. . . poor pig :'(

[jamal3604]

holy shit it can pop a balloon

[Kyldrake]

04:58 which fight is he talking about?? :) when's the last time you got into an argument with someone and they just whipped out a sword like that?

[LumbOfmyGOD]

that will look awsome with my heavy armor XD

[keegan773]

How do you beat that? Well a punk with a pistol would get my backing.

[hasanjudge1]

that rope is 2 double than ur hand

[gquimby123]

Let's see chubbster do a pull up with it

[wowcaldinex]

is it possible to create a sword like that but with the edge of a katana?

[SOG3000]

i use to be able to pop balloons like that too...until i took an arrow to the knee

[thegmenxlii]

how come they switched people for the pullups? i dnt get it

[SuperJogvan]

Watch as this man slices through a pig, an anchor cable and even a balloon!

[Zeppelinguy666]

some how i dont think he's qualified to handle a sword

[DaBrute]

Seriously, when the hell would you be able to really use this thing???

[bonesaber96]

but will it blend ? ... i think jep

[lathanielco]

REAL LIFE GODSWORD!

[Bombermanos]

Not bad for execution.

[Dcoleby34]

F**k u beef ribs!!!!

[61385]

just what i need! something i can kill pigs with AND pop balloons with happy days!

[boyshowbrackthings]

i want to see that fat guy do pull ups with a sword

[olequericosculos]

2:02....thats so nice, but before in the 2:12? new sword buddy? hahahahaha FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! the previous sword was doubled!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[Spartan69139]

Don't bring a big, hard to conceal sword to a gun fight

[Glaswalker1001]

And than it hits something hard like... a hardned steel armour of 3-4 mm an instantly goes dull without not cutting of anything.^^

But when you get attacked by dead pigs.. hell yea! You will smash them!

[raggya]

I love the sales pitch, but when the hell am I going to need a sword? I might buy one to butter my toast in the mornings though XD

[Briancooljc]

iam not foold the sords are not real it bends look 6:25

[hasanjudge1]

@Briancooljc yea

[gabwazhere]

good to know those pigs were killed for a good cause

[qwertyboyo]

@gabwazhere the meat can still be used for food ya damn hippie

[fabioeoch]

Must...buy...the sword

[petegalvs]

I need it!!!

[rasv94]

would be better with some badass scandinavians instead of fat americans.. just imo

[nestcanz]

This reminds me that these weapons were designed to kill. Scary.

[sirdocdub]

I wonder what the neighbors in their office park think when they're meeting with costomers and their an insecure fat guy cutting garbage cans in half with a giant sword in the parking lot

[saratma8]

they should make a movie like this with them cutting zombies...always having guns in zombie movies isnt fun. Imagine the guy at 6:11 cutting the head off of a zombie haha.

[Alcuard1992]

I prefer a shamshir. 

[kellogskiller]

Bbq now?

[mindharvester]

not even an hand forged sword just an punched plate steel

[epicfail199]

what an beat a sword hmmmm mabye a shot gun

[neonexman]

2:12 porkchop smash

[hasanjudge1]

fucking i want this sword i love it

[Ondro3103]

bear with sword ,, wtf ?

[ElricWilliam]

That poor sword T_T why must it get abused...

[GrawrawrLPs]

@ElricWilliam

Shut the fuck up you fat larper.

[AntsinMehPants]

Chain mail is design to stop the slashing motion and not stabbing mr.

[jaxv94]

two words......

1. diabeetus

and

2. liberty medical

[animthar]

You guys are really cool.

[WoodyHaroo]

these guys always take care of the meat afterwards, so it does not go into the bin.

[recycled365]

That's Lynn Thompson, CEO of Cold Steel. A great martial artist in his own right.

[SputniksArmy]

3:54, I can do that shit with a fucking needle.

[DirektaDJ]

piggys :(

[gavc1976]

what is going on, why would you need a massive sword?

[recycled365]

@gavc1976 Backyard cutting mostly. It's kind of entertaining to cut pumpkins and water bottles with archaic weapons like this.

[sebasinfire]

@gavc1976 To kill people? just joking i don't know.

[MrMcPippens]

the guy at 3:30 is my new hero, the fat guy makes it look clumsy, he knows what hes doing

[MrMcPippens]

how the hell does that only weigh 6 pounds?!?!

[InvidiaMalum]

8:30

"How do you beat that?"

With a gun obviously.

[xoxSAJ]

I would love to have this job.

[Lonnie91a]

Lol fat guy in a tie

[Jarrak1]

no wunder that dude is so fat he is probally eating all the meat he cuts up

[Quarionas01010]

OMFG

[Olzvic90]

hmm, the  Japanese O-Katana wins anyways

[ionglacier]

if it can slash through a chain mail, ill buy it

[KaiserKujo]

And 1 bullet still wins.....

[giosinosps]

Boots with meat inside! Epic Insane WIN!

[JVL8701]

damn, fat american with sword

[ReliableMyke]

All these guys need to be put into a mental hospital before they go on a random killing spree.

[sheep1ewe]

@ReliableMyke

Hawe not met them yet but maybe we where sent to different places... XD

[WildstarOfShadowclan]

"No one will be able to take advantage of you if you have a great sword made by Cold Steel in your house!"

Unless, of course, they get to it, in which case your absolutely FUCKED.

[biglyle27]

Thats a lot of barbecue

[JinxMoody]

@Dmac11a666 And almost killed 2 camera guys!! hahaha

[JinxMoody]

NO! NO! NOOOOOO WAY!!! 2 PIGS IN A ROW!!!! O SNAP

[FlyBySigh]

I got a hard-on for cold hard steel.

[jayworth503]

so awkward that theyre wearing suits and ties. haha.

[docbach329]

4:04...

These little piggies didnt make it to the market.. :(

[antec12gtx260]

2:57 AHHH my toes

[sKwiD]

Maybe he can use it to cut some fat off of his stomach.

[theTremendousLie]

Quit being a pussy supreme. Get a battleaxe instead. Ron Swanson would

[mrfrosty3]

I really like Lynn Thompson. I love his cockiness, confidence and enthusiasm. Such a character.

[rizziman33]

Give me that damn sword!