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  • I would hope you also get complimentary wet naps as well.

  • How does the name "Sandy Balls" have anything to do with some resort in a forest? That's what I want to know.

  • this was one of the family fortunes prizes

  • I spat out my drink all over my keyboard -__-

  • surronded by nature the perfecting gett a way to ********* sandy balls

  • sister resorts would be, Rock hard dick, and fishlip camel toe.

  • Seems Legit.

  • @bingzapboom Myke Hawke lives here!

  • @SpennyPwns no.1 most fukin subscribed YouTuber !! hes there for REASON .....

  • i dont find it very pleasurable when my balls get sandy

  • I googled sandyballs. And now my eyes hurt :[

  • i sure could use sandy balls right about now

  • Man: Sounds like a nice place, but will my balls actually get sandy?

    Worker: Yes, yes they will.

  • Arghhhh it's real!

  • thumbs up if u saw this on RWJ !

  • @flameboy050 Thumbs down. RWJ sucks dick.

  • I have simple pleasures with my sandy balls all of the time.

  • enjoy our gourmet dining and put Sandy Balls in your mouth

  • This guys a comedian!

  • Should it not be SplinterBalls or barkyballs?

  • Get sandy balls at Sandy Balls

  • Suddenly we all are 12 years old, well i am..

  • I wonder if they give complimentary teabags? -tosh.o

  • Saw this on TV 3 days ago.

  • just thinking about "Sandy balls" makes my balls hurt

  • I saw little to no sand in that resort...

  • Sandy balls, lies next to hotel Dusty crotch.

  • marketing win?

  • Idiots

  • for more info, contact our website administrator, mike hawk

  • Sandy Balls ? hey I used to date her... 

  • @bingzapboom Peppermint flavour!

  • I sat on the beach and this happened to me!

  • Iv'e been on holiday there i kid you not...it's actually quite nice :) haha

  • I think the britains are the only ones who consider sandy balls as pleasure.

  • we almost moved to a place called sandy cheeks

  • lol I remember i stayed at a resort called the Gaylord Texan in Dallas.

  • i want something more family oriented...

  • who wants to eat out of sandy bowls!

  • Lol im from england and im pretty sure that advert was on only like 1 yr ago :D

  • @magicAL9097 Yeah, and this video is a year old

  • @NuclearPopcorn oh yh lol

  • award winning on the biggest balls sandy balls and i fu didnt get that sandy balls

  • Holy shit, I've been there!

  • Sondy bowls

  • oops didnt mean to post that comment on this video

    WHATTA FAIL

  • 1st time he said sandy balls: holded the air of laugter in my lower mouth.

    second ttime: started opening my mouth.

    third time: laughed too hard

  • xD

  • MADE MY DAY. :) SIMPLE PLEASURES.

  • "Sandy Balls. Ten miles west of Crabby Dicks."

  • @biggydx Or Bikini Bottom.

  • sorrounded by nature LMAO XD

  • I dont like sandy balls at all....

  • haha for simple pleasures haha :D

  • I want to go to Sandy Balls!!!!!

  • I've been there :P

  • Trust me I actually fucking want to go there

  • They Must have lots of Hot Dogs there...

  • Haha...I can just about imagine parents and their kids watching this on TV:

    KID: Mummy, can we go to Sandy Balls for our holiday?

    PARENT: Um...no. How about the beach instead?

    KID: But I want to go to Sandy Balls! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

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  • I just checked their website !! XD

  • I'm not sure but i think the websites real adress is not sandyballs.co.uk but sandyballs.co.ck also "for simple pleasures ftw

  • wow... the owner of this must think hes hilarious

  • XD epic fail 

  • sir, u need to clean 'em ballz

  • sandy balls, the year-round forest destination... 0.0

  • Voice over win because he didn't laugh!

  • I can't imagine what their customer service is....

  • how dose he not laugh after saying sandy balls 3 times?!?!

  • like if u actually saw the commercial on tv

  • ()=========beware of limbo dancers=========()

  • my balls have sand in them when i went there

  • yah know, just call it New forest resort.

  • I go to sandyballs every summer with the kids! lol FUCK IT

  • mike hawk goes there all the time

  • i live 5mins from sandy balls.

  • "Hey where are you going for memorial day weekend?".... " Oh i'm going to sandy balls!"

  • idiots its a hotel for crabs

  • So where's the beach?!....

  • Hehe, forest.

  • Haha I live right near the New Forest and It's really natural to hear the name "Sandy Balls".

  • "Sandy Balls for simple pleasures" haha fuck it!

  • Sandy balls for simple pleasures XD

  • @jesuswashere0000 suck my sandy-balls

  • I'd like to go to that resort!

  • I'm female but that name makes ME want to scratch!

  • @thezaylady Hahaha you're fricking awesome 

  • *FACEPALM*

  • *FACEPALM*

  • When i read the title i was thinking Morningwood.

  • They named it after Arnold Schwarzenegger's visit to resort. He was probably naked all the time.

  • my balls got sandy last summer.

  • ive been there anyone guss where it is

  • @chrisjamster it's in the New Forest in the UK

  • @YesIamEccentric it was for the yanks man XP

  • @chrisjamster Oh sorry :/

  • Narrator: "Book early and you and your family may have the opportunity to have dinner with our CEO Seymour Kuntz"

    LMFAO

  • "....For simple pleasures" o.0

  • "Shandy Balls,For Simple Pleassures"....lololololol!!!!­...I Bet There's Gonna Be Mike Hawk....

  • LOL

  • youre moms disgusting vag....

  • Sandy balls come for pleasure.

    LMAO

  • Produced by Mike Hawk

  • I'd rather stay at the Dixie Normous resort

  • for simple pleasures??? isn't that what porn is for?

  • The guy who made the hotel name mustve been really horny

  • someones been to the beach?

  • this is NOT REAL!

  • @hxcnoah its real, sandyballs(DOT)co(DOT)uk/

  • lol

  • Our lobby, or as we call it, Penis Lobby, smells great here in Sandy Balls.

  • @skate3745 lmfao

  • Nah, I'm going to the Big Hawk resort

  • lol for second in top comments

  • I just don't get how clueless some people may be

  • yes, sandy balls for simple pleasure

  • I actually wanna go..

  • where are you going on holiday?

    ohhh, just to sandy balls...

    what did you say!?!?!?!

    XD

  • Hm... simple pleasures indeed... lol

  • SandyBalls a new forrest xD

  • sandy balls. for simple pleasure

  • didn't someone realize.

  • all the fails to the right all hve views over 1mil wtf?

  • For simple pleasures...

  • everyone loves sandy balls!

  • Sandy Balls: Receive a 50% discount when you come with your Johnson and Wonder Boner!

  • Coza asy!

  • 569 people didn't like the tea bags there.

  • Sandy Balls is actually a pretty cool resort.

  • @Jimlfuckit have u actually been there

  • sandy bulls hahahaha

  • this is a joke, i went on the website and the mascots name was sammy nuts.

  • Sandy balls, the year round dogging destination

  • well balls to you sandyballs.

  • Err, is Sandy a guy?

  • hahhaah when i saw this i was all chilled then he just casualy says "sandy balls"

  • how do you even think to name a resort that ?

  • Sandy Cheeks HAS Balls!!!

  • Does it rain because I don't want to get MUDDY Balls! :)

  • whatever you do, don't google it

  • new forest

    sandyballs...for simple pleasures...

  • The Sandyballs brochure includes me just to get a feel of the place.

  • Sandy Balls-For simple pleasures ;)

  • he didnt get pay to say it he got paid to say it without laughing

  • Hahaha, this is a joke. No way they would take it all the way to making a commercial (and presumably opening with that name) without one of the hundreds of employees, family members, investors, etc. snickering and asking them why they named it that.

  • @BigBananaMan They did i saw the commercial not that long ago on tv.lol

  • Listen to way the man says Sandy Balls. It is weird.

  • lol what?? it should have atleast been a beach

  • BAAAAAAALSS TO YOU!

  • Almost as bad as my aunts name. (Sandy Bush)

  • near a pub call the fighting cocks :P

  • I think sandy balls works with Shady business

  • Sandyballs - For Simple Pleasures

  • the transcribed audio, however, reads "sandy BOWLS".

  • I've been there!!!

  • why does this guy also sound like a rapist

  • thumbs up if you came her because of RayWilliamJohnson!!!

  • what were those things that were hanging @ the end of the video? lol BAWLZ

  • I actually live near there :'D

  • SANDY BALLS. :)

  • I actually went on teh website

  • @TheSolarGeneration Was it sandy?

    

  • Thumbs up if RWJ brought you here

  • @shadowforc30

    fuck ray william johnson..

  • talk about subliminal message

  • Now would those be big sandy balls or little ones?

  • @ldylkr no, just no

  • I heard this on the radio so much while I was driving. It was so funny . XD

  • whats next? muddy vag?

  • simple pleasures,ITS A WHOREHOUSE!

  • I STAYED AT THE MASTURBATION SUITE!

  • win...

  • wat

  • 569 people have sandy balls!

  • sandeh bawls....XDXDXD

  • not as good as gaylord palms

  • its sure surrounded by nature...

  • No Joke I used to work there!!! Ive got the Sandy Balls uniform and everything!! hahaha. I always told people I worked at the place next door so I didnt have to admit that 'I work in Sandy Balls'

  • I like to take my kids to sandy balls

  • That's a weird name

    What made them wanna say sandy balls???

    WATCH ME ON UTUBE!!

  • lol wow. I went to Florida with my family one time and there was this one hotel in Orlando called Gaylord Palms.