Chav Slang For Women

[LeafsFanInOttawa]

LOL Oh man 3:10 is the best.

It applies over here at my old high school in Canada.

A girl falsely accused me of being a rapist during class

my buddy called her a cum dumpster

From that day forward everyone called her cum dumpster (as well as "stupid hipster" but she had that nickname before, too...)

[TrueBlue9LIVES]

CUM DUMPSTER LMFAO

[sexykatie911]

FunnyPranks  my msn in profile! Chav Slang For Women

[PUTAGUN]

nice teeth

[leifin]

hahahah. classsssic. say it with me now "cum dumpster"

[JuliatheCoolest]

I don't know how much this is used in England, but one way to address a girl directly is to say "girl" or "girlfriend".

The thing that guys call me all the time is "dyke" but since I am one, I don't care that much.

[coolgirlyhotty]

lol! =D

xo

[sammyjanelucyroyle]

I understand why you do all of this - MANCHESTER.

I live there and they spread like aids.

But ive been called cocker and chick a few times ¬.¬

[aliceenmode]

Ooof:) LOL you look sexy with glasses on and im not being sarcastic:)

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you :P

[aliceenmode]

No problemo ;)

[cattachi]

"Come to Manchester, you'll hear it like, ten times a second." Haha.

[rainbowsandwar]

Babe: Pig in the City.... hahahhaha!!

[beva901]

got love that enunciation

[Zentraleinheite]

So true. You're the Chav master. Manchester ftw

[Claree07]

You forgot '''sket''

[turquelle]

no offense but you look fat now

[Steve0UK09]

Chavs round chorley say "gash" a lot. Out of the list I like the good old fashioned "slag"

[BKsMassive]

Yeeeeeee i wanna Tap That Gash Boi

[PsYcHoMiKe99]

My personal favourite is Sausage Wallet

[princesspanda01]

lol cum dumpster xD i havnt heard that one yet!!! thanksss!! xx

[Italiangangst3r]

lol favorite is the cum dumpster.

[DangerousDan777]

NO FUCKING CREDIT FOR THE IDEAS ? ... Prick .. what a prick :P /.. just kidding man ... u owe me one though ..

great video jordan mate

[FunnyPranks]

All Lies!

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

why do you have an american flag up??

[FunnyPranks]

Relatives.

[mightyboosh4895]

You ledgend, i will use them sir!!!!

[DarkenedHorizons]

Me and my mate Alex, pis ourselves over you xD kep it up.

[fukinkirbylol]

actually....in addition, I think u will go far! I CRY with laughter at ur vids.....xx

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you so much! Pass it onto your friends and lets hope for the best! :D

[fukinkirbylol]

OMGG!!! I'm sooooooooo glad ur back!! haha....great vid :D as usual...Keep it up Jordan! ly xxxxx

[LajjfurbZcoolseekerZ]

LOOOOOL ``More Educated Chav's have 1 GCSE... Which is in PE'' LOL

[kurzweil4]

You should interview some Chavs. Get them to talk about their ambitions in life :-)

[FunnyPranks]

I shall. Just wait till next year. I'll film some videos at the pub we goto to watch the world cup. Last world cup the place got trashed, was awesome.

[revolution150]

next year??????

[FunnyPranks]

World cup is in 2010.

[FunnyPranks]

I'll Discuss the groups before next year ofcourse.

[revolution150]

say anything just to shut these yanks up cant stand them thinking they will beat us.

and i gota take another 7 month of this shite

[CCollo5]

I LOVE YOU! lmfao :')

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you. The New video is out Monday. Funnier than this, i promise you!

[revolution150]

hi jordan, maybe you could do a video showing ur thoughts on the world cup draw?? and our easy group

just an idea for u ;)

[JuliatheCoolest]

I've also heard British people say "Floozy"; have you ever heard about that?

Here in America, we don't use "bird", but lots of people say "chick". And there's an additional term for "slut" and "ho" which is "tramp".

My favorite is "babe" just because it reminds me of "Dance Magic Dance" (one of my favorite David Bowie songs).

[vicstarr1992]

im from manchester too, i totally agree with the babe, bird and bitch. totally annoying

[azzleeka]

hahaha really funny

[skaterandfrends]

my mum says bint but she hates chavs very very very very very mutch xD

[HeatProtection]

bint reminds me of keith lemmon =o

[lesgendary]

haha ive been suscribed since like 2007 im an original jordan james fan! another classic video lad

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you for the loyalty!

[tyler061]

Love your videos! There's no one better to explain chavs but you - and isn't it true that chavs originated in Manchester? Haha, or is that a lie?

[FunnyPranks]

I have no idea.. Do some research and get back to me! Id love to find out! I'll give you a shout out in the next video along with the true fact!

[SameAsEveryOneElse]

Heyy. Love your videos, they're amazing. I would watch this on Tele!

Could you do some more on Chavs? Like top 10 places for Chavs to shop? Or something? :L:L

Love the vid ;)

xxx

[FunnyPranks]

Dont worry, more similar coming soon!

[robynbird28]

your videos are priceless, priceless, lmao. and you are AWESOME! :D

btw, nice go go hamster!!!!

[FFancy23]

Your videos are real cool :)

are you planning on making any funny ones, like that evil Christmas tree one you made a long time ago?

[Lee2Pk]

Mate, i like that you reply to most of you're viewers comments unlike most youtubers ^^

5* and subbed.

My mate got jumped by 2 chavs other week, we twatted em next day, what a feeling! haha

[FunnyPranks]

I am 100% sincere in all my replies. I thank every subscriber that they spend a little time in their day to listen to one guy and his amateur videos.

I am extremely grateful for everything!

Thank you :)

[PlannedObsolescence]

There's a porn movie series called "Cum Dumpsters."

[FunnyPranks]

I shall have to investigate that!

[PlannedObsolescence]

LOL!!! I'm sure you will. As a female, I'm actually ashamed that I know that. But it just goes to show you - only the classiest people will use the classiest terminology.

[bounty96]

I live around 10miles from you Im from bolton and I got chased by a chav like you sed they will chase you I was fortunate to be on a bike and I SURVIVED!

[FunnyPranks]

Lucky Lucky Man. Iv heard stories of people who weren't so fortunate.

[Eleanor2994]

The place you want to be to meet some chavs is Walsall (near Birmingham) even the name sounds chavy. It awful there I went there last week and the acents and words they come out with are unreal! Im walking round laughing at them and praying that someone doesnt punch me!

[SmexiiVampire]

They passes one GCSE in PE :L Ahh classic love it! Your so funny :)xx

[max0mil]

haha ur joke. gcse pe:P cudnt stop laughin. what about ''BLAD''

[FunnyPranks]

I will be featuring more unmissable videos like this leading upto christmas which will feature all time classics such as Blad :P

[max0mil]

:) if you've ever seen 'kidulthood' and 'adulthood' there amazin and are true chav movies

[FunnyPranks]

I tried to avoid them after some poor reviews, and nothing would anger me more than seeing chavs on the big screen.

[max0mil]

you should watch them and do your own review or sumin, they r sick movies, it shows you the inner chav:)

[wjsoares03]

I WANT MORE!!!! I WANT MORE!!!!

[FunnyPranks]

Two videos planned for later this week!

Trust me. Better than this! I promise you!

[lilmissshowjumper91]

I recently wrote a satire on Chavs for my GCSE, with your pieces as inspiration... :)

[lilmissshowjumper91]

oh and you ever heard douche bag? classic lol

[TheDutchways]

Ow yeah and you know me for years. I can not even find what your responding on.

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you! What grade did you get?

[lilmissshowjumper91]

An A* Potential! So thanks! (By the way I didnt like copy your work, I just used it for inspiration and to get ideas from it, your realy good haha peter kay in the making, accent included (but thinner)

[FunnyPranks]

Excellent!

[TheDutchways]

I have never talked to youtube in my entire life. Bye youtube, goodmorning youtube... not original and a little silly to me.

[FunnyPranks]

How is this relevant? The greeting is a sign of respect. Manners cost nothing.

[LauraIsobelx]

hahahahah gcse pe

[xIceCookiex]

true, "bird" is well over-used in manchester

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

Joe is back eh? JOE IS BACK!!!! :-D. I had a dream about you last night, funnily enough.

[cornpopsandacid]

thank you thank you! glad to see this again man. great fucking work

[loveisyou18]

Hey Jordan~I would really love to see a little of where you live. You talk about Manchester, England and I would love to put a picture to the description. Would it be possible for a little walking tour? lol

You could put a face to the chavs and fat thighs! :D LOL

pfft yeah right, don't do that! Not safe! :o

But really, could we learn more about you and England pleaseee

those are the best videos! :)

~all my love to my brother across the pond!~

loveisyou18 <3

[FunnyPranks]

When i get my new camera it will be my first video! Im currently using my Mac for recording as iv lost all the wires to my other camera, which is still not upto the job.

[loveisyou18]

Awesome! Looking forward to it! :D

Srry abt the whole broken-camera-lost-cords thing :( That sucks :/

Hope u get a nice new camera (one that doesn't black out when's it's tired lol) I'm guessing your camera gets tired & fizzes because mine does that if it is overexerted. :S

So yeah,looking forward to it :) Oh! I was just wondering after I typed my last comment to u,whether chavs fight girls as well.I've heard they will attack old people and men,but do they also attack random girls?

[FunnyPranks]

Anyone in their path!

[loveisyou18]

Meh :/

They really are the scum of the earth aren't they?!! X)

[FunnyPranks]

True that. Send this video to your friends, spread the word!

[loveisyou18]

Wow...I would punch a man if he ever called me any of those names.

[okstevie11]

Haha all these words remind me of something jay from the inbetweeners would say. He says bird alot haha.

Funny video! It's been a long time!!

Btw, I'm from the US and have been to London twice and Sheffield once and I don't think I ever saw a chav once!! Lol

[Anarchistlyism]

im hooked on tha work "slam pig" ...spread that shit like fire!

[IrishEyes1989]

LOL I love how you went from no eyewear to sunglasses to regular specs!! Well done! Being from North America (Canada), I'm always interested in terms that are particular to the UK, in this case: bird, slag, bint, slapper, and cum dumpster (that last one is so crude, but clever lol). Good job on this vid! =)

[yankee21320]

l0l

[sv3rige]

Awesome as usual ^_^ Funny stuff.

[SaluteToTheSeagulls]

Jordan, even though all of your chav related videos (and other ones) are very interesting and etc you still have t do one thing,

that is have actual real life footage of a chav!! or maybe some how conduct an interview with one? Possible? I think you could do it!

[WBBG1]

woah! what happened to your eye?

[FunnyPranks]

Sombody else said that.. Must be the camera/lighting, nothing is wrong with it, no injury or bruising.. damn camera.

[atkinsm0607]

when u say around u sound a bit irish haha

[atkinsm0607]

txt :P lol

[LTisabeast]

Whats GSP PE? You said that in number 6?

[CARLiNNiT]

He said GCSE P.E

GCSE's are examinations that you take in the UK in high school. Chavs pick P.E as one of their top 4 subjects. P.E stands for Physical Education. It's like Gym Class in the US

[cram1nblaze]

ever worry about a chav who watched one of your chav vids seeing you on the street?

[Membersacc]

Or get really old school: "all fur coat and no knickers."

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

Jordan are all 10 of these British chav Slangs for Women what they call women of all ages, or are they a mixed of ten of them that are for little girls, teenage girls, adult women, and young adult women ?

[FunnyPranks]

They are mixed. Can be used for any age, or gender infact!

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

Cool, that's different from in the States because, they don't do it in the States. Are all 10 of them a mix of British Chav Slang that is both a mix of talking about one women, and more then one women, or one of the two of them ?

I like all of them but three, which are bitch, sluts. And there is a reason that I do I can tell you if you want me too.

[shesapartygurl]

LOl in America u will hear a girl call another girl a slut more then u will ever hear the word come out of a boys mouth. bitches is like the number one thing boys call girls here.

[cheetahz]

we live in the same country yet i havent heard of half these sayings! i dont knwo what they mean!! were dus the dumpster one come form? what about mens slang??

[swannavon]

I loves your vids Man.

[woodward14]

gash is the one for the south

[thecoast47]

cum dumpster...................

LMAO

[alexbenzo]

lol u know...make the connection lol 5*

[MrOpiumoftheMasses]

Very nice :)

What about:

Minger

Munter

Skank

Good work dude

[TheDutchways]

Are chavs like USA trailor park trash? USA trailor park trash is like the low life in Holland.

[timoz26]

Trailer people in The Netherlands? I have a hard time believing that.

Greetings from Tennessee, America's trailer-trash headquarters.

[TheDutchways]

Oh yes there are trailor people in Holland indeed. Good trailor people and very trashy trailor people. Some of them are very mobile and some love to stay where they lived and there ancestors lived. Rotterdam has one of the biggest trailor parks in the world. Them are very trashy and criminal, but in my city they are caring and peacefull. Many of these not decent trailor people grow green rhings and get caught all the time. Greetings from Noord-Brabant (the farmers region in Holland) Yeehaaaw

[LeeTheXtreme1]

think biatch is 1 chavs say, propa lv bint its1 ya forget abwt

[loryncle]

Top Ten most shocking activities they do for recreation for female chavs and then male chavs if the activities differ. It's hard to think of some ideas because you've covered a LOT of material but i still want to hear more on them so i'll wrack my brain.

[timoz26]

I love the way you repeat things for emphasis... for emphasis.

[DannyReddy17]

Here's anouther one I hear round Manchester but mostly by the ones like 30 'munter' basically calling them someone who hangs round in bars and gets laid off men only when the men are drunk

[FunnyPranks]

Munter! Can't believe i forgot it! Yes that is a classic around here. Thank you Danny!

[DannyReddy17]

@FunnyPranks  hehe no problem!

[loryncle]

I have to say, i enjoy all your videos but i absolutely love learning about Chavs from you. I'd never heard of them until i found your channel. You make it so entertaining. It's fascinating to learn about this subculture and i love your take on them. The way you dis them as you tell us about them. It's probably a good way for you to vent since you have to live around them. Thanks for all your Chav videos as well as all the rest. You're hilarious. :D

[09rosepunk]

wow

[ItIsCookies66]

lol, this is so funny! so true though....you hear "chav", you think...jordan james video!! :D

[FunnyPranks]

Thank You! I do like to be the commentator on the chavs.

[ItIsCookies66]

Lol. Chav-Commentator-Jordan they call him. :):)

[FunnyPranks]

When George Lamb Interviewed me.. he called me something similar to that.

[ItIsCookies66]

lol really? im psychic. fine, he can have that. ill just call you fantasticallyawesomejordan.

[loryncle]

True!

[BrokenClocks08]

LOL

[snarkykat]

funny as usual :D

[lilrockere]

hahahahah

jordan

this is well funny :)

brill video :)

love leni :)

x

[suzwana]

Haha GCSE PE sooo true, seriously whats the crack with all chavs taken PE? haha your spot on there :D

[xxerubadhrielxx]

top ten scottish slang :P

[FunnyPranks]

Nobody wants to hear that :P

[xxerubadhrielxx]

:( .... i do

[Bunny0ni0n]

Up north-east it's 'Lass'

[graffitiartist29]

most of those words arnt even chav words

[slipjim]

Lol what a video you forgot the ultimate new one though - GASH i can't stop saying it picked it up off my mate :/ nice vid

[FunnyPranks]

Im going to do one about Sexual stuff. Gash is very popular here.

[fickasthuck]

Haha, number one is amazing. I love you so much.

[MeAlchX]

#1 made me piss myself XD the way you say it is funny as fuck haha.

[BrokenFish]

Thanks! This list is very useful for my prose writing.

Missed you here on youchube! <3

[mandan95]

lol jordan this made me lol as much as your first chav video :D

u should make another chav video lol but make it more updated lol keep it up m8 :D

[jameswalsh2007]

il addd u on ps3 lol

[BethHB]

ledgendddddddddddddddddddddddd­d

yayyyyyyyyyy i love youuuuuuu

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you! x

[zeldja]

It's Nice To Hear Manchester Chav Slang... Makes A Change To The Southern Stuff :D

[XRubyAliceX]

I do Gcse PE and id like to inform you that i am not a Chav ! although the chavs in pe are in bottom set and im in Top

[slamt08]

god dam you got fat

[FunnyPranks]

All muscle.

[Tundraclap]

Classic Jordan! Love it!

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you so much! Really Appreciated :)

[IamPUDDiiN]

i live in leigh and half of these words aint used

[FunnyPranks]

This is only a top 10 of words used. Other areas have different ones, as listed below by other members.

I'll try and get some from other areas and join them together. See what other people say in different areas.

[rockerscarface183]

@FunnyPranks nice vid

[JAMamation]

lol chavs always take gcse P.E.

[mcroger]

yup. all chavs in ma school

GCSE P.E

[FunnyPranks]

The ones who think they can go further, do it in BTEC.

[JAMamation]

haha :D funny funny shit. u <3 funny pranks ^.^

[JAMamation]

u = *i

[carrotjuice2008]

ive heard of cum bucket not cum dumpster lmao!! love yur vid tho nd yeh they like pe cs its tha only thing they dnt have to sit at a desk every day 4!!

[Grakmere]

Ha yeah that's true about chavs and gcses in P.E lol, never heard 'cum dumpster' being used before haha, do you get 'scene kids' where you live? I would say they are almost equal on the chav population, certainly where i live anyway!

[FunnyPranks]

We have the odd few. Nothing special though. Id like to see more!

[Grakmere]

lol maybe they'll spread

[Gemmabisset]

5 Stars =D

What is bint?!

[FunnyPranks]

"Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read" - Apparently

[rubilicious12]

lmao:')

xx

[rambosambo1]

iLive in London right and i hear the Chavs calling girls 'My size' :)

[FunnyPranks]

What will they think of next? It worries me..

[m00zorz]

'the more educated chavs who have 1 gcse in pe' your actually so funny man hahah

[AndyClark86]

this is the kinda of video i might have searched for in like 2004. now a days i dont really care bout chavs anymore, and presume they only still exisit in places north of london?

[FunnyPranks]

I wish i lived somewhere where they where on the decline.. They are on the uprise around here.

[SlightlyRandomX]

cum dumpster :L:L lmao

[FunnyPranks]

The women around here love it!

[SlightlyRandomX]

around my area we dont get called anything like that if someone called me that i'd punch them in the face!

[oldcrows40]

I love you, man.

[neicey1610]

great vid too....Chavs must Die....

[mfox2001]

great vid jordan, u didn't answer my last question. What ever happened to the book that went around the world?

[FunnyPranks]

You just reminded me. I'll get onto that now.

[mfox2001]

Thanks, i was just curious

[FunnyPranks]

I Apologize for the Glasses.. The black and white.. and the GoGo Hamster.. But it is this years No.1 Christmas present in England.. So i couldn't leave it out!

Poll - Which is your favorite chav slang for women comment and tell us!