Huge Cane Toad

[theclanmorrison]

stop sqeezing him!! YOU MIGHT CRUSH HIM!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? YOU COULD DROP A BRICK ON THAT THING AND IT WOULD PLAY DEAD AND FUCK OFF IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES AFTER! THEY ARE THE BIGGEST ACTORS WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING DEAD!

[1975choni]

Haaaate these pests. Batter up ? Whack ...

[walswlau000]

ITS FAKE!!!!!!!!! creepy!

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

but does it blend?

[FamousAdventurer77]

The toad's warbling noises are so soothing!

[SuperAlbinopolarbear]

Stop squeezing him!! YOU MIGHT CRUSH HIM!!!

[xXrelitethefuryXx]

Time for a new over populating pest. I say we give them something they'll have no chance in getting rid of... Like... A species of locust. Or a fish. Like the snakehead

[superscaryguy001]

at the beginning, the cane toad was laughing.

[oozzyy454131]

i wann go there and get a nice pair of big boots and have open season

[BubbaJohnkeller]

wow

[dellicj]

OMG i want one!! How freakin cool is this frog! I'd get a sign on my gate that reads "Watch Frog Enter at own risk"

[Pop12646Okami]

Ehhhhh... I like frogs, I just don't like big ones...

[lilwave123]

@Pop12646Okami ahem.. not a frog. Cane toads are toads :)

[Pop12646Okami]

@lilwave123 lol whoops. :)

well, either way, cane toads are NOT the kind of amphibian I'd enjoy having....

[xXrelitethefuryXx]

@boodags that's because we live in America, land of the fat, no offense, I live here too xD

[xXrelitethefuryXx]

Hahaha, "apparently they make good fertilizer" xD

[bufothetoad1]

@xXrelitethefuryXx devil

[MrPoppi74]

"is wrong to kill any living thing". How is this "wrong"? Predacious animals (inc. humans) have evolved for millions of years to kill animals. Its part of the natural flow of energy. Its just how it works. Kill animals, eat them, get eaten, and maybe breed a bit in between.

Theres NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT CREATURE

[youracocksucker]

@MrPoppi74 sheep r pretty innocent you weird fuck

[bufothetoad1]

@MrPoppi74 evolution does not exhist.

[HerpDerpz]

These things are fucking awesome.

[BiteMeDumpy]

Little bastards. I live just east of Miami and we're struggling with an infestation of the little fuckers here in Florida and they're threatening native wildlife. My dog ended up coming into contact with one of these little turds a few years ago and died, ever since I've been mowing, chopping, smashing, plinking, and sealing these ass warts in trash bags. There's a mandate in my county to kill these things on sight or report an infestation.

[stoltobot]

too late to stop them. The ecosystem will adjust to integrate them eventually.

[BlueGama600]

"He is so strong that it took 2 people to hold him down" LOL yeah sure. That's a bit of an exaggeration don't you think? How the hell is a 1kilo frog going to be twice as strong as a 60-70kilo man.

[geffrod]

can you eat them if you cut out the sacs?

[conzAb]

Stick a fire cracker down its throat and enjoy !!

[sirjimis]

Hateful fucking things.

[Alexrocks0001]

KILL THE FKING PEST!!

[MjXllcommando]

SAVE THE TOADS!!!!

[TheLukieBoi1]

@MjXllcommando fuck off

[MjXllcommando]

@TheLukieBoi1 hey man, those toads are being threatened by heartless drivers who run them over! we need to preserve the cane toad population! SAVE THE TOADS!

[BarraKing93]

@MjXllcommando youre a shit cunt, these pricks are an introduced pests, hope you lick their poison and die in a fucking hole

[boodags]

We have non native cane toads in south florida, im surprised this is one of the biggest in specimens in Australia, ive caught them litterally the size of bunnies, about 3 times the size as this one.

[picturemeskating]

He looks hella angry at 0:24

[amazingorigamiii]

Fertilizer. Seriously. Kill yourself have your widow liquidify you

[Cerispace]

why does he keep squeezing it like it's a nerf ball????

[LteeP]

has anyone ever told this fucker that he is ugly as a hairy ass?

[0ffspringfan]

I just saw my new pet.

[ThirdClick]

If i met one of those i would instantly kill myself

[emproar02]

believe it or not, these buggers give a wonderful blowjob

[samsterno9]

@emproar02 agreed, the poison is extra tingly

[ihazdaforks]

@emproar02 ewww wtf?

[deve8uk]

Tiger woods it.

[frowdy]

feed it a firecracker

[Peppsism]

@frowdy Twat.

[frowdy]

@Peppsism these things are fuckn vermin, you brit piece of shit.

[Peppsism]

@frowdy OK so maybe they are vermin but why kill in such an inhumane manner? And don't call me a piece of shit. Because I'm not.

[frowdy]

@Peppsism you wouldnt understand buddy, but these fuckers explode when you blast em with a 12 guage

[Peppsism]

@frowdy There's something wrong in your head "buddy" you need to see a doctor or something.

[WintersRequiem]

That would make an awesome soccer ball

[Peppsism]

@WintersRequiem Prick.

[WintersRequiem]

@Peppsism Troll.

[Peppsism]

@WintersRequiem How am I a troll you cunt. There's no point in torturing them. It ain't their fault the stupid cunts brought em over!

[WintersRequiem]

@Peppsism Obviously your a troll, as your spamming people's comments. Also soccer=fun not torture

[MrKorvigt]

why kill the toads????

[gnarkillkicksass]

@MrKorvigt Because they are poisonous and introduced and spread like crazy, they already cover half the country. Unfortunately anything that eats them dies, including all native birds, snakes, lizards, quolls, dingos, fish etc. They've already made several Australian species extinct and can make humans sick. Not exactly cute and cuddly.

[batcaked]

poor toady

[mattkman812]

the fuckin bastards want to kill them for fertilizers? assholes............

[BURniNG6t54]

I'll take one of these out of the wild. Make him my pet. Take him on walks. Save the environment.

[TheOverfedCat]

FUCKING KILL THE MOTHER FUCKER

[fir3mandan]

to all you people out there who are saying "don't kill the poor harmless can toad", I have some sad facts about these blighters. Cane toad tadpoles eat the native frog taddies, kill our native snakes and lizzards and kill our pets. These things don't let up, they eat anything and everything and are reducing habitat for our native australian animals. So get out of your city apartments, you uneducated morons, and learn how to help, come to QLD..on second thought, learn why the cane toad has to go.

[gnarkillkicksass]

@fir3mandan Don't need to be in QLD anymore - the bloody things are nearly in WA!

[tanma87]

dont kill them seriously humans are just selfish little dicks that dont care about anything like theres alot of humans why dont we kill each other because theres to many of us

[moatguy]

Maybe you should tell that to the people in New Zealand who kill our brush tail possums or the people on the island of Guam who kill our brown tree snakes. Then we might follow suit.

[DrPoon]

It's kinda cute lol.

[moatguy]

And our brush tail possum is an innocent creature but they kill them in New Zeland because their a pest there.

[Blargleflakes]

...i'm sorry...it seriously took two people to hold it down? Were they children? Or mentally handicapped? :P

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@sfierce13

Whatever.

[zqdz123]

dont kill such cute animals

[babiistaah]

it of course, is wrong to kill any living thing.. but there are way too many of those toads :l

and they dont only eat mosquitoes and shit, they eat birds and squirrels and pretty much anything... :S

nobody can eat the cane toad (its poisonous) and so they overpopulate.. not good

[rambo7149]

he should go on biggest loser XD

[pistolpeeroy]

ID LICK THE FUCK OUT OF THAT LITTLE CUNT

[120jack920]

wtf is so scary or bad about a toad? they eat mosquitos and nats and shit, and i hate them more than a cool ass toad. hope god smahes YOUR heads of a building u cruel faggots

[totalmess]

OMG that thing scares the crap out of me :|

[ALshow1989]

woud love to put that toads head under my drill press.

[cammarkgross]

KILL IT!

[liprippa63]

this guy sawyer is a wanker....a lord mayor full of shit. "i'm gunna stop canetoads from reaching Darwin"......yeah right dildo!

[artb76]

That guy should of took that toad when he was holding it by it's hind legs and, smash it up against the building.

[omgaw]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[japanhorror1]

amphibian monster?? WTF that is an animal not monster, stupid people

[Tommylooooo]

Why is it shaking lol

[sirengrove]

you know what why not collect the toads and instead of killing them send them back to their natutural habitat costa rica...

[TheWonderfulWombat]

@sirengrove That would cost billions and be a complete and utter waste of time.

[NickMC512]

Man, Aussies just...like destroying their own natural ecosystems by introducing foreign species. The rabbit fiasco is another example. How to they plan on getting rid of the toads?? Introduce angry silverback gorillas??

On a more serious note, good luck getting rid of them. They shouldn't have been there in the first place.

[skittlepower95]

im gonna keep one as a pet feed it lots of lttle toads and then set it free with the taste of toad on its mind ridding Australia of cane toads

[stinkywiggle]

aww !! the poor toad !!

[herpman531]

Lots of people would probably want one as a pet so why dont you get the pet trade to collect wild caught specimens from where they are introduced

[Bullzeye95]

And even if you did, you don't get it by just licking the thing's nasty bacteria-laden amphibian gooey skin. You basically bother the toad until it squeaks and gets scared and the white venom comes out of it's parotid glands on its head. You save the goo, dry it and smoke it.

But again, try this with a cane toad and you're likely to stop your heart.

[heavyboxes]

Australia is cool.

[jamezxh]

I hope they Put that bastard under the wheel of a Landcruiser!

[Shermanicus]

@jamezxh totally...only good cane toad is a flat one

[fir3mandan]

@jamezxh: hahaha, so true mate!

[fir3mandan]

@jamezxh: hahaha, so true mate!

[majordbag2]

@jamezxh I want to kill that big one with a .44 magnum, just imagine the mess that would make!

[bufothetoad1]

@jamezxh devil

[gnarkillkicksass]

@jamezxh Or a EL falcon inherited of a grandfather!

[fcoutts14]

Are those things dangerous?

[chodobagins]

Omg how can some of you peeps be defending these things? They are Australia's widest spread introduced species and they are a toxic menace. People that kill these toads are attempting to restore natures balance, the once who really f****d nature over are the once who introduced a foreign species to a new environment. If you like these things so much, go and give one a big kiss on the poison gland.

[ElectricShark]

@chodobagins,

Mankind has done far more damage to this planet than the cane toad.

[verdemanthe1]

lick his back

[garbagekiss]

ya watch too much simpsons too ? lol

[verdemanthe1]

yah but cane toads really are hallucinogenic

[void212]

Listen to that chirp!

And no, Cane Toad's aren't hallucinogenic, only poisonous. Your confusing it with the Bufo Alvarius or "Colorado River Toad".

[verdemanthe1]

@void212 you sure,cause lots of things they say are poisonous are actually poisonous but sometimes they say that because its really hallucinogenic and they dont want people licking toads for jollies

[Bullzeye95]

@verdemanthe1 Sonoran Desert Toads and Colorado River toads secrete just 5-HO-DMT, which you can trip on. Cane toads secrete a bunch of other toxins in addition that will kill you if you try and smoke it.

South American natives dip their arrows in cane toad venom. It's serious shit.

[verdemanthe1]

colorado river toads eh,I will try that thanks man

[verdemanthe1]

@void212 But I do not condone the licking of any animal not human

[younghippo]

dont hurt mr. toad!

[pocky94]

i wanna squeeze it

[eidius1989]

I KNOW!

[Video85Man]

a small dog?? more like a small cat idiot

[ToxicBarracuda]

@Video85Man I think he means one of those little skratty yorkshire terries old people have.

[TheAnonyfication]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

god lol i love that.

a spray bottle full of metho and light him up xP

lololololololol

[Chastrie]

wow...you cruel asshole. I love people like you, if something's a *pest* you think that gives you carte lodge to be as cruel as you want. Sickening.

[supercrevolution]

Chastrie - I take it you don't live in QLD or NT. These creatures should be wiped out.

[Chastrie]

I live in Qld, I don't agree with people killing ANYTHING in horrific ways no matter what it is, there is no need for cruelty because something is a "pest"

Perhaps you should read the actual comment I was replying to.

[supercrevolution]

I understand your point and agree, but only disagree when it comes to cane toads. Sorry it's just me. We can agree to disagree peacefully.

I think my prob with CT's are I just moved up from Melbourne about 5months ago and already these buggers are already giving me the shits.

Kindest regards.

[Chastrie]

There's no need to torture anything to death, that's my point. Cane toads are amazing creatures by design, they just never should have been introduced, it was an extremely ill conceived plan..releasing a foreign nocturnal species to eat beetles that feed in the day time *rolls eyes* It's not the toads fault as much as it is any other introduced species. There's humane ways to kill things and there's no need for cruelty regardless of what it is.

[lovehatefu]

thats awful these toads should be left alone i mean there awesome

[gnarkillkicksass]

Gah kill the bugger.

[nickyboy22071989]

MUST SPRAY BLEACH ON IT

[HaloGod911]

MUST GOLF

[122Blackheart]

i want him :D

[Gamer4672]

...isnt the only animal that can 'eat' this toad is a type of crane? *maybe not a crane...but a bird of some type....they eat can toads by pecking threw the belly....i think*

[djfsxfun]

crow

[Brodzy123]

Crows are extremely fast learners. They're constantly preying on school learning how to open lunchboxes etc. Crows have learned how to kill cane toads with out the opening the poison glands. Something like that.

[BlackDckerr]

hey aint it poisonous

i read about it

[robsuser]

I heard some people play gold with them.

[LobstersAreMetal]

I want that toad. I would put it on a leash and walk it around like its a dog

[FRURMELLL]

The toad is like saying: Squeeze me!

[monkeycrescentwrench]

ugly fuckers.

shame there's no myxomatosis for toads.

[RogueTheElfWarrior1]

My, that's certainly a big boy!

[queenslanderboi101]

we had one at our place nearly that big. but to the people sayin they don't die there has only been 1 toad i havnt been able to kill so that aint true and i've killed a lot of toads trust me. if u have an old cricket bat smack them a couple with that. they die instantly

[krypter3]

I HATE THESE THINGS, I HAD ONE FUCKING CHASE ME DOWN THE STREET SPITTING WHITE SHIT AT ME AND I HAD TO KILL ONE ONCE WHEN IT ATTACKED MY DOG HOLY SHIT THEY ARE HARD TO KILL. I stabbed it four times with a pitch fork, smashed it swice with a brick and hit it with a shovle and stuck it in a bad and IT STILL LIVED, I smashed it again with a brick again then it started to move then I did it again and its eyes popped out, then I had counciling because I felt really bad,

[Shadykilla]

did you eat with the fork after ? you should its a great threat.

[pwwwnd01]

bullshit fuckhead. they don't chase you far. and they don't spit anything at you. me and mates have been clubbing them for ages and they never "spit" at you. and one solid golf club kills then straight up. don't make up shit. but they did kill my dog :@

[krypter3]

im not bullshitting. Ive done golfclubbing before but im an dead fucking serious, thats why i was tripping the fuck out

[LPSgal10]

well, these toads r killing the native animals of australia but we have a bigger problem that cane toadsalthough their poisinous, they r much worse than the infestation of rats across the world

and, scientists say rats evolve to bad air and by our poor poor behaivor 4 earth, thats exactly the problem rats r getting bigger studies recorded a 15 pound RAT yes and the rat was bigger than a baby thats just ridiculous!

[MrBunnyking]

it look's like my nana

[Soma874]

Looks like my old Star wars 'Rancor monster' I had when I was a kid... is that all it was, a dead cane toad with pointy teeth put in ? Cheap bstards!!!! .

[sirengrove]

so squshey

[006Rushaug]

I love toads. 5/5

[Kingofkalgoorlie]

australia is not the anus of the world tthe cane toad is a pest

[honeybunnyhj]

i love toads!!!!!

[wearejusthumanbeing]

I used to play with toads when I was young, they are very fun

[Djebulba]

This toad aint too big,ive see tvice bigger toad in europe,my country,Serbia,but relly,i dont lie

[MagnusRulerHardt]

I like toads. Toads are way cooler than lamas.

[sirengrove]

@MagnusRulerHardt lol

[JJfactor1]

fuk all u cunts cane toads r 1 of the worst things on earth if i ever c 1 its dead so fuk u toad luvers ps use r weird lol

[TheLivingShadow13]

ah, yet another insane monster animal of australia, lawl. I would not be shocked if they found fire breathing dragons from australia :P

[DontDoDrugsSmokeHERB]

thats bull shit kill an animal because it can survive.

fuck you assholes.

[isbiltiger]

It's such a tragedy, a beautiful animal, criminalized and hunted down for a mistake made by people. people suck...

[BMXer1654]

soooo, true

[00wanekerr00]

okay theres no easy way to say this but fuck all you stupid americans this is an australian issue so go have your toads at home as pets but over here we kill the bastereds cus they kill all of our native animals. theres now a nice population of green tree frogs that sing for me every morning at my place and hardly any toads i murder them violently but quickly cheaply and afficiantly .

[Dimunic]

How about xD make a profit out of it? Seriosly! take advantage of the situation man. If americans want cane toads sell it to them. And no animal will be harmed! :D I like cane toads and Iam not american nor european. And I could keep one. BUt problem with cane toads in australia is.....welll xD your never ever going to wipe them off australia. Ever. Because they multiply very fast. Thus its an european problem :P making it humans=dumbasses xD

[XNightMayerX]

Australia is the anus of the world

[ztv]

Love all the toads

[whabam100]

that Mexican is gonna eat that toad..

[davida1hiwaaynet]

Wow - nice toad! Would like to have that for a pet. I've seen them 2/3 that size in Florida.

I understand the problem, but I hate the idea of killing these creatures.

[bendeplata]

Never seen toad's that big.

[TheArachnoid]

That is one big ass toad.

[brandon1488]

I say we just gas and shove all theses assholes into freezers instead of the cool looking toads im sure they were here on earth before some stupid hippie with long hair

[dravidfan9]

this is cheap...how can u js kill em??.

thre job is gay..

[Audovauld]

it's body is the color of a perfectly cooked marshmellow.

[BMXer1654]

Why dont the people just load up all the toads possible for days and take them on a boat back to south america and if they die on the trip, who cares

[doncorleone7889]

Ive heard of some crappy jobs but liquidising toads for a living.

[sorcerywicked]

I don't care if their poisonous , i want one for a pet !!!

[chileo1]

the only thing cane toads are good for is killing in fun ways.

[megaswenson]

At least Australians are able to voice their objection to the invasive and destructive Cane Toads, without being imprisoned for hate crimes.

[arrowcarver]

sigh...if something thrives more than humans, lets kill it...

[Rundogrun1189]

That's not the point. It's an invasive species. Do you know what that means? I means that it's a kind of animal introduced into an ecosystem that can't handle it. Nothing predates cane toads in Australia, and they're eating way more resources than the system can give. If we didn't try to cut their numbers down, several other species would go extinct. So yes, it's our fault.. but we're not killing them because they're more numerous than us.

[blablablaImtogood]

haha I sorta imagined that "III-III" sound (the sound of dog-toys, you know that high flute or something:P) when he squeezed it

[Tiggerbitch69]

omg he's amazing

[mamadiego]

i love toads. they are magical like snails and owls

[MDFKAAA]

totally agree with you. i hate when ppl say they are ugly and disgusting. they're just animals and they're AWESOME

[elybellysmellyely]

lmfao god its ugly xD

I hate cane toads. stupid little things.

Anyways....WOO GRAEME!!! lol Frogwatch is awesome

i used to go on cane toad hunts with them

Where aboutsss in darwin was it found?? I wanna take to that area with a few bottles of dettol :D

*explodes* WOO