Skyrim: So I Told My Wife About My Fiancee

[TRUExSh0t]

Screw Ysolda, it's all about Sylgja

[DaRandomMatt]

hmmm when i saw vex i was like...marry me...can't? well...i suppose some NPCs can't. Hey Karliah want to...no? Aww come on! can't I marry anyone? Tried some jarls and even fricken Lydia NO NO NO WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO MARRY?!?! NO FRICKEN SOFT KAHJIITS OR HOT BAR MAIDS!!! my life is over... So instead...just to get the fricken achievement we all settle on the ok to look at girl Ysolda ... o well couldn't get worse... *hagraven walks out of house* WHAT THE FUCK!?!? HANGOVER part 3? FML...

[tomtomgags]

Lol everybody marrys her

[zer0xs0ul]

did the exat thing like 5 minures ago but shes a ****** anyway

[hakn0s3]

What quest is this an how do I start?

[MELiaraFTW]

@hakn0s3 Drink with the guy in black robes at the drunken huntsman in white run. Its either that place or the other cant remember what its called.

[spartan93100]

I have the same wife.

[gotfredsonland]

I love how you leveled up by lying to your wife. If I leveled up every time I did that, I'd be divorced.

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WITH YSOLDA!!! IN THE SAME HOUSE!!! IN THE SAME CHAIR!!! EATING THE SAME BREAD!!!!

[sasugakirin]

Ysolda is so casual about being poly. Good for her!

[McPacifier]

When she sits she has enormous hands...

If you know what I mean.

[MrSweettooth2]

Well my spouse was on riften and I fast traveled to whiterun to see her house and she wasn't there anywhere my only guess is she's gonna walk from riften all the way to whiterun WTF

[jrborman13]

How do u start that quest?U should. Lets skype like really soon. Like maybe 2mrrw or thursday. Talk to mommi and booboo about it. Im going to bed. Wuv u. Ttyl

[powerup3005]

@jrborman13 level four head to the nearest bar meet sam guivinne i dont know fo i spelled that right and drink up the rest i was to drunk to remember hint hint

[KYAQuickscoping]

The weapon you get from that quest is awesome

[RogalDorn23]

I laughed my ass off when i found out who my character actually tried to marry when i got him drunk. you find some pretty cool stuff on that quest

[hyenabomber2404]

How did you do this?

[darthwinst]

I married the same girl. Wait- Ysolda, you slut!!!

[Tasinater]

@darthwinst she is at my solitude house now... wait... YSOLDA

[cod4head77]

Newt Gingrich is the Dragonborn

[VonPete105]

Under the full moon? Im a f***ing werewolf!

[DASwiftCloverMBS]

NO YSOLDA I THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED?

[antoda3]

free money from the wife heck yeah

[sm5pac3]

is it me or do her and hroki sound the same when they talk about theur wife stuff..?

[asdf666ish]

This Totally confused me when this happened to me

LOL

[MrMgils]

That's my wife...........

[AustinEdwardR]

Ye old porne LOL

[SealDude]

The quest if I'm not mistaken is a refrence to the Hangover movie :P

[sergeantassassin2]

"So I Told My Wife About My Fiancee"

^------How 1/3 of Skyrim's Murder Cases Begin.

[BestSroPLayer]

"Wua UA WAH!" Thank you for Level-up Bitch.

[CharlesInMotion]

I don't know, I think she took it pretty well.  You could have your own Big Skyrim Love things going on.

[mysticwolf92]

Wait how the fuck did you get to this conversation?

[neoMushroom]

@mysticwolf92

Here is how this conversation is started

You have to marry Ysolda (specifically her) BEFORE doing the quest called "A Night to Remember" This quest is the one about Daedric Lord Sanguine, and you get it by talking to a guy named (Sam?) in a bar, and he challenges you to a drinking contest and you wake up drunk with no memory. Ring any bells?

[mysticwolf92]

@neoMushroom Ohhhh okay. I never did that quest because I just thought he wanted me to give him drinks like the other drunks. I never knew it turned into a whole quest, lol. Thanks though.

[themrofl]

It would be fun to be able to say something like, Oh sorry i was too busy being drunk

[aryatabatabaeiyazdi]

what quest is that?

[nubzkeh]

@aryatabatabaeiyazdi that's one of the quests for the Daedric Lord Sanguine..

[mikenike245]

wow

[gbvanrenswoude]

AAA :< You should have clicked, " would you mind cooking something for me "!

[nash3timemvp]

Another classic example of Skyrims lack of depth.

[monktryface]

how the fuck u marry someone lol

[xxxnichu]

@monktryface Google and Youtube really could be your best friends for such questions. :)

[monktryface]

@xxxnichu i prefer asking from good people like you

[AxeheaveR]

ha!, I have this plot hole to look foward to, I married Ysolda too.

[asdfghjkl53751]

did she say twee?

[kidsmack1012]

i went to marry my spouse and before the cermony was over she just walked out...0_o i cant find her anywhere plz help

[TheFaireFly]

Then you find out your fiancee is a Hagraven...

[mattsgp]

Why isn't she in the kitchen?

[StormtrooperCAP]

That's a quest it's called a night to remember it's a fun quest I don't stay and wait for someone to say where do I get It

[mclovinakapascal]

Hi, I am an active community member, the leader of several well known educational and athletic institutions and a lizard man. I believe that we are all still growing, and should be free to do so, so I freed a nation. Plus, when people want things, I go fetch it and they sometimes pay me money. My name is Dragonborn and I'm a leader, a husband, annnnnd I'm a mormon. *SURPRISE FACTOR!*

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

@zacharydm5 but you take such offense to it.. and we were talking about when you had a sprained ankle. Im done with thiams convo.

[zacharydm5]

@EricTheMachineIsaac My ankle is currently broken thank you. If it was just sprained, I wouldn't let it hinder me at all. Heck, I walked around on my broken ankle for four months because I thought it was just a really bad sprain

[MariniersTV]

You break up, she says here, here is your share of the profit my love, dafuq?

[theguy717]

Ye Olde Porne= The old porn. :D

[hondahero69]

Ysolda: goodbye my love

Turk: seez lata habib

[KentanioShlegustov]

Wild life? WILD LIFE? WILD FUCKING LIFE? I FIGHT DRAGONS, KILL GIANTS, FUCK WOMEN AND TAKE ARROWS IN THE KNEE, BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER SITTING UNDER A FUCKING TREE WITH FIREFLIES?!?!?! ok maybe next time.

[BenSapphire2011]

Whoa, watching your wife do dirty things with bread... :D

[BenSapphire2011]

@BenSapphire2011 Also, pause at 1:48.

Quest character through Cleavage Door... :D

[BladeUchiha666]

how do you get this quest?

[Kenjamin86]

@BladeUchiha666 Have to go to a bar, can be anywhere. I think I found the guy in whiterun. You start a drinking contest with him. Madness ensues.

[Wintergore]

and then i realised she was a kangeroo

[EdgarsWRESTLING]

i got the same situation

[gbobby35]

Ye Olde Porne.

[theunclecool]

uh she stuck that bread were the sun dont shine



[belvissugar]

nice role playing hahahaa

[GODof123WAR]

lol

[ind20000]

zacharydm5 deleted his comments, don't bother looking.

[xcal51]

@ind20000 What did he say?

[ind20000]

@xcal51 no idea, they were gone when i looked.

[Niemtol2]

@ind20000 I went to look anyway.. :l

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

@sillentskills i can tell your an ignorant little kid with no life. When you get a real job and get into the real world (if you ever leave your house again) people arnt going to take excuse after excuse after excuse. people get tired of that crap. and unless you live in a place with no trees theres always fresh air dumbass. bet you didn't know you would DIE if there wasnt stupid asshole. like i said, theres never an excuse to not get fresh air or to not have a life.

[mrbling333]

i used to have a wife then i took an arrow in the knee.

[Orosian5]

@mrbling333 I used to have a life then I took an arrow in the knee

[NE0NDEVIL13]

my fist wife aela died then i wanted to marry ria but she died before the ceremony am i cursed?

[bobtucker7]

Can someone tell me what just happened

[daremike16]

the fiancee is a hagraven

[Guylock]

Oh? you picked Ysolda as your wife as well huh?

I Picked her as well with my main character. :O

[kikk276]

that fiancee was a hardgreaven eventually

[huntergizzmo]

@kikk276 hagraven

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

@zacharydm5 you can go outside and sit on the porch. watch the scenery. observe and gain wisdom. theres NEVER an excuse to not get fresh air and NEVER an excuse to not have a life -_-

[sillentskills]

@EricTheMachineIsaac

Nope. Sometimes there is no fresh air around your house. Sometimes it's just filled with pollutants or a very bad smell, like a distant paper mill or slaughterhouse.

There is ALWAYS an excuse for EVERYTHING.

[zacharydm5]

@EricTheMachineIsaac When was it established that I don't have a life? Because people who have no clue what I spend my time doing say? Yea, I played 160 hours of Skyrim since November, so what? I still got out plenty. I spend most of my free time with friends off roading, working out, or just hanging out and chatting...to say that I don't have a life is a pretty foolish thing to assume.

[HeatedJacob500]

@zacharydm5 STFU I bet your a fucking 12 year old kid sitting in front of your computer, trying to troll, YE LITTLE FAG. And Deleting your comment, pussy much?

[zacharydm5]

@HeatedJacob500 You're the one who's sounding like a 12 year old right now. I'm the troll? Please enlighten me to these trolling habits of mine. Pussy? Some might see it that way. Honestly, I only did it because I was tired of coming back to this dang video to see yet another person just out to troll me. I simply walked away from a conflict. Although that doesn't appear to have had the outcome I had desired

[HeatedJacob500]

@zacharydm5  U MAD BRO?

[zacharydm5]

@HeatedJacob500 So now you can't even come up with a decent response or answer my question? Yes, I see your lack of intelligence now. Please, if you wish for an further responses from me, use your brain. It is put there for a reason you know. I won't be wasting anymore of my time replying to your imbecilic comments until you decide to do so.

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

@iiPotentiialz lol ur right

[Whiteboy092]

And now i have to serach zacharydm5 comment...

[zacharydm5]

@Whiteboy092 Don't bother. I erased most of my comments because people have no life and just sought to troll me for being good at a computer game that I don't actually play that much.

[chaosballin]

@zacharydm5 U remove ur comments cause u trying to duck people u coward ass bitch get a life and i bet u wont say nothing back slut.

[zacharydm5]

@chaosballin At least I don't sound like a complete moron who only knows how to use cuss words. And at least I have enough of a life that I don't just go roaming through YouTube trolling people.

[chaosballin]

@zacharydm5 and im atleast not a moron going through youtube acting like a coward deleting my comments because u know someones gonna cap on you ugly ass hoe.

[zacharydm5]

@chaosballin At least I know how to walk away from a conflict. It's all of you people who have little else to do with your time than seek to insult me for trying to walk away from the trolling

[zacharydm5]

@FizzlyIRL It's just irritating to come home and find new comments, only to discover that they're all troll-mail. They continue whether I reply or not rofl.

[Microtardz]

@zacharydm5 Then don't reply, don't give a fk about them. And leave it at that.

Better things to do then read a bunch of troll comments.

[chaosballin]

@zacharydm5 if U KNOW ur going to get trolled on (dumbsht) dont comment on things that u know people are gonna get pissed of about like have some sense even my 6 yearold sister has some kind of sense to know dat *sigh*

[zacharydm5]

@chaosballin I never said I knew I was going to get trolled. Believe me, I never would have said anything if I knew people would be this stupid about it

[DarmanSevFi]

-"This is your's love."

[Take bite out of bread like a poor person.}

[rockchief92]

i wish reall wifes are sweet like this , they aint for reall

thanks for skyrim we got them

[TheFerrarifan18]

That's from the Daedric quest for the Sanguine rose.

[mcrfan343]

I was going to marry her, but then I took an love arrow in the knee and married Aela the Huntress instead. They give you too many choices in this game.

[blisterbeetle01]

@mcrfan343 isn't that the very core of entertainment for this game? the overflowing levels of choice and flexibility?

[Spence193]

That went well..... Wait! keep your eyes open when your home

[blisterbeetle01]

@Spence193 right! DON"T BLINK! lest you take an arrow in the knee!

[TryfanL]

Lie to your wife. Level up.



[SCaitan]

Okay I usually dont do this, but...

Thumbs up for the statue of Dibella. I always have one in my house.

[agk971]

I had the same bug, but I didn't realise it was part of the quest because I started the quest and then got to the bit where you have to get the farmer's goat back, but then I took a break and went back to my house in Whiterun where Ysolda had that same conversation with me, it confused me because I had accidentally skipped the part with the goat and there wasn't a quest marker or anything pointing to Ysolda- so I had no idea it was part of the mission!

[WakeUpDummies]

Where do you get married? How do you initiate the quest?

[ulfd1]

lolz i did that too!

[willemvanderhof050]

i saw that you're speech is really high

i want some good speech too but don't know how to train it

how did you did it

[Leonidis1190]

Lol I'm also lvl 47 but yeah congrats, oh and I stole that statue too : ) lol

[qexec1173]

@Leonidis1190 I made that statue in my playthrough. 

[SinShady1770]

dude we have like the exact same gamesave... only difference is that i kept my dibella statue in my bedroom

[kecvtc]

congrats on lvl47 btw

[TheGermak13]

I know that mission... xD

[EricTheMachineIsaac]

@zacharydm5 you know I hada broken ankle ounce. But I didn't sit home all day. I still went out and did what i could. And you YOURSELF said you no lifed it.

[zacharydm5]

@EricTheMachineIsaac Tell me, what could you do in a town that's on top of a mountain and has a population of 700 people? There's hardly anything to do without a broken ankle. I said I no-lifed Oblivion. That was four years ago, when I actually had no life. I never no-lifed Skyrim. I haven't even touched the game in weeks. Nor any video game for that matter.

[warner032]

No your wife told you about your fiancée

[Sengdaraification]

hi, my name is Dovahkiin and i'm a mormom

[xeareawolff]

@skilo54 yeah but you get free money.

[DragonSimon007]

this happened to me too xDDDDD

[TehDragonBorn242]

Crap is there a way to get unmarryed? I killed her all ready

[Skilo54]

I'm never marrying a wife in Skyrim. I want to be a free man!

[nikolai090]

@Skilo54 i did it for achievement almost got 100%

[drhuggibear]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww the freaking hargraven

[Spidersilvafan69]

Ha sorrel u fkn suck I play like 2 hours a day and ive made more progress then u with less than half the time

[TheIceSamurai]

how do you get married and have a fiance

[lovelierlex]

@TheIceSamurai

equip an Amulet of Mara, when a marriable npc comments on it that you like, say you like them back and you can get married. You go to the Temple of Mara in Riften and speak to maramal, and he tells you the wedding is the next day. Then just wait 24 hours and go to the wedding.

[TheIceSamurai]

@lovelierlex i mean how do get a fiance if u r married

[MsGatumati]

this is happen if you get drunk

[GTBenergy]

xdd haha gotta luv skyrims bugs and glitches

[MitchIt92]

i don't get it

[SkyCraft189]

LOL, you married a hag... like if you get it

[WatchMeWaddle]

@SkyCraft189 hey thats my wife

[MrOllie1roddy]

this literally just bloody happened to me half an hour ago and then I saw your video :P

[BlackSabbath628]

Oh yeah, I had this bug as well. Man I was confused xD

[Phosphaze]

Congrats on the level up.

[Germs9592]

i just paid for the ring >_>

[TheGuyInThePandaSuit]

Your fucking stupid that's a mission not a thing you can do with anyone

[IllTryButNoPromises]

lol ye old porn, i like that

[nikofinman]

OH u married her too! :O does ur wife have some problems? cause every time I come home i find this one particular goblet in one bowl that ive in my house and i always have to put it back! and then she always throws this one goblet on da floor >.< and then she places 2 goblets symetrically next to each other on the table :O im thinkin of takin her to see the doctor... ps.who the fuk is stealing my firewood?!

[BeetzeMusic]

Check my skyrim techno remix! :D

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

you probably already know, but in case you dont, go up to the bookshelfes and activate, you can place up to about 22 books on the shelf

[1CuriousMew]

I used to have a THREESOME in Breezehome before i left for Hjerim. Man, the sex was great. I had Aela my follower doin missionary while Ysolda my wife sat on my face french kissin' Lydia my housecarl HELL YEAH DRAGONBORN

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

@1CuriousMew

lololol

[rjahanzeus]

@1CuriousMew so, you werent involved?

[Shuttheheckup735]

@1CuriousMew

Fuck Lydia, I'd have her in the fucking kitchen making me a sammich, plus... How the fuck can you do missionary with someone, and have someone else sitting on your face? I know how... HELL YEAH DRAGONPOR... Ahem... DRAGONBORN POWERS!!!

[berek290]

How much time you play to get level 47 ?

[TheSorrel]

@berek290 I've played for about 120 Hours now and I'm level 39.

[DemoeGaming]

@zacharydm5 no offense bro but when have u last seen daylight?

[WH1T3YHD]

@zacharydm5 The fact that you feel the need to explain yourself shows how insecure you are...

[iiPotentiialz]

@zacharydm5 You remove your comments like a bitch. Can't take an insult sport?

[zacharydm5]

@iiPotentiialz Nom I just don't feel like putting up with people like you who have nothing better to do with their time than insult others.

[iiPotentiialz]

@zacharydm5 That or you were embarrassed that someone who insulted got put up as top comment. But I agree with you on the skyrim and oblivion thing. I played the hell out of oblivion but didn't get much into skyrim.

[zacharydm5]

@iiPotentiialz I honestly didn't even know he got top comment until just now. His comment wasn't even the one that bugged me really

[RobertBiglio]

@DemoeGaming What did he say?

[TheSorrel]

@zacharydm5 Um, how did you do that?

[BenSuperSonic]

Hey does anyone know who you marry and what they look like? I just intimidated coz I married Muiri. I got the ring and the Sanguine Rose but don't know anything about the wedding!!

[Kingddd333]

Polygamous relationship? LEVEL UP

[hellozere1]

My friend told me about how he married a witch, so i thought a young, hot and sexy witch. When playing quest and going to my "wedding" i quickly took a closer look and well, i started shouting "OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!1 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYYY!!!!!­!???? I DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS WAS WHAT HE MEANT BY WITCH!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! and so i did