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  • you sir, have got yourself a vote! :)

  • 365,136th pwnage fags

  • Yay for independents! :D

  • That would have got a million views but it took an arrow to the knee

  • doesn't look like the john barnes i know; he's black and fat

  • Kevin sent me

  • I don't know about you all but...JOHN BARNES FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Leroooooooooooooooooy! JENKINS!!!

  • If only they knew memes, mike used chucknorris, but its not enough

  • He's hot because he's so assertive and ooh I like that =) even though he's almost old enough to be my dad lol

  • Eh, would've worked better if his name was Leeroy Jenkins.

  • I lobe the "HADOUKEN!"

  • I would totally vote for him.

  • HADOUKEN!

  • Im voting for this guy :D

  • 1:13 lolz

  • Did anyone notice he was only playing guitar hero on medium?

  • Whoever you are... YOU GOT MY VOTE!

  • GGAAAAAHHHHH SO MANY REFERENCES!!!!!

  • how dare he call chuck norris by his real name

  • You guys dnt kno chuck is just a nickname?

  • wait did he say charles norris?

  • Charles norris, what.

  • He was playin guitar hero on easy lulz

  • 0:33 He only solved one side.

  • Nostalgia cat-ic!

  • Nice

  • kangaroo nut sack nazis balls

  • Lol

  • You sure his name wasn't Leroy Jenkins?

  • Through the fire and the flames FTW

  • this is genius

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  • Chuck Norris's name isn't Charles, its Carlos!

  • Wait, so when a light falls on your head, i your blood doesn't cover the floor, and you don't get electrocuted standing in it? Metalocalypse, you have lied to me!

  • lol

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  • he is going to die... he said Charles Norris... an insult to mr. Chuck means the end of your life

  • How to go viral with your video overnight this is 100% guaranteed to deliver 1500 views per night while you sleep Y2BVIEWS com.

  • i left when he said strict gun control

  • My vote is on Boxxy.

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  • HATUKIE!

  • i want my money Lol

  • I was levitly listening until the fight and Mario.

  • THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES!!!

  • vote for John Barns

  • I'm hoping College Humor aint trolling and this was made rofl

  • I think it would be awesome if a major politician knew internet memes and such.

  • @TheNN yes to be hip and down with the couch potatoe apathy driven losers of america yep that would be super important...actually that would probably get him all the votes he needs....

  • I watched this like 20 times and i have still no idea what he is saying.

  • Why didn't he win?

  • @BlackMagister because you touch yourself at night.

  • thumbs up if you never get thumbs up

  • At the end he shoulda said "A vote for John Barnes is a vote FOR GREAT JUSTICE"

    Cus all our base are belong to him.

  • Charles Norris lol

  • - I want my money, bitch !

    - HADUKEN !

  • I would vote for him

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  • THATS HIS NAME DUMBASS

  • @holyelectricalsocket that's his name you retard.

  • The first canidate that uses wrestling girls in his background I will vote for

  • Where was Seananners?!

  • That rubik's cube was all scrambled and solved in three moves. Or maybe not, since only the yellow side was shown to be done.

  • Okay When Obama Learns To Haduken............. He Will Be A Good President

  • I would vote for this guy

  • 1:56 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • When he was darth vador he was breathing while talking

  • this was awsome! so awsome that i commented on how awsome it is

  • HADOUKEN! was epic!!

  • I WANT MY MONEY, BITCH!

    Haduken!

    Rofl

  • needs more cowbell

  • Lol, he's so faking the GH part. XD pretty funny end

  • those girls would have been hotter if they were kissing... or at least wrestling with their bodies closer together... :)

  • DRAMATIC POLITICIAN. CAN HADUKEN.

  • I would vote for that guy

  • he governed sparta?

  • Haduken!

  • 1:25 - 1:35 did he say something?

  • imagine how much we could dominate with a president who could just Haduken any random third world dictator!

  • he gets my vote... wait im not 18

  • he only shoewd one side of the cube

  • "unlike my opponent i will never count out the inter scroops"I WANT MY MONEY BITCH.HADUUUKEN *DRAMATIC LOOK* XD I FCKING LOLLED SO HARD AT THAT.BEST PART EVER btw who if you kept spamming 1:17 thumbs up XD

  • It's actualy Carlos Norris, read the autobiography

  • Charles Norris is still going to win. =( Shame, he would've been an amazing president.

  • So....many.....references XD

  • HADOUKEN!

  • Did anyone else notice that the blindfold rubix cube and the backwards beer pong toss were done in the same scene? That'd be fucking impressive if the beer pong toss is real.

  • @V8J2K6V1L2N5 he tossed it to someone above him, then someone else out of shot dropped it straight into the cup.

  • i want that cat!

  • Well he's got my vote. Along with Ed Ward.

  • VOTE! What was he running for?

  • Well any person running for president, who can do dramatic stare after hitting a little girl with an energy ball of sorts and walk away after being hit with a stage light... has my vote.

  • This is fake- it doesn't have a shitload of irrelevant tags.

  • Holy shit.

    Any candidate that can shred like Dragonforce on GH3 has got my vote!

  • @dicksteele75 ooh. copied some1 elses comment. very very original

  • we should make him president

  • FUCK YOU SEAN DUFFY

  • your achievments mean nothing since you beschemered the name of chuck norris

  • @crazychri1 i'm really interested to know the word you were going for then.

  • I'd soo vote for him

  • a vote for me is a vote for HADOUKEN!

  • I LOL'ed so hard at the HADOUKEN!! part...HAhahaha!

  • Anyone else play 1:13 (Haduken) again at least 9 times? :P

  • A vote for me is a vote for kangaroo nutsack Nazi balls

  • 0:57 during my 8 years as governor of SPARTA Lol

  • iVote

  • 0:48 - 0:53 through the fire and flames ftw!!

  • CHARLES NORRIS

  • That guy has my vote. God damn if he was real.

  • chuck who?

  • well at least we now know that even the most bad A of people have a common weakness, and that weakness is faulty lighting

  • During the chick fight scene and the random Mario appearance, he was talking about how we can't distract voters because the election is too important for such trivial things.

  • all I heard was Draco saying "I'm bleeding. Oh my gosh I'm bleeding"

  • What did he say? I was distracted by hot chicks and pop culture references

  • "charles norris" well i use chuck norris and he was pwned

  • if chARLES Norris is not on his side he has no chance!!

  • Aw, that cute little girl =)=)=)

  • madness..... THIS IS SPARTA'S DEATH STAR MADE BY KANGAROO NUT SUCK NAZI BALLS.COM

  • did anyone notice the the animal on his sholder @ 1:36

  • i watched this 3 times to try and hear what he says while the girls are in the pool,always looked away :(

  • I think every, gamer, nerd, internet person, and plain male who is awesome, is going to vote this man!

  • John Barnes has my vote.

  • wtf mario?

  • Oh my god, Darth Vader Hadouken!

  • @yayfaze234 are you sure becuz i tried to listen again but all i saw were two girls in a kiddie pool wrestling in bikinis. Idk i just dont know what he said.....maybe he wasnt even talking or wasnt even in that scene at all o.o

  • My captions translated it to Charles Morris, which i think would have made it funnier.

  • HADOUKEN!

  • i would vote!

  • i dont even know what he said at the part with the chicks and the pool...

  • I didn't get the kangaroo nutsack nazi balls part....

  • hah... charles norris

  • C'est bon des patates

  • chuck is the shortened version of the name charles, just like bob is the shortened version of robert

  • he could of said he was hitler and we would never know =)

  • charles norris? who the heck is he? all i no is chuck norris

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  • finally the government gets it!

  • ok any politician who can do a haduken gets my vote by default

  • He has my vote

  • I would had voted for him no meter what lol.

  • HADOKEN! >.>

  • O_O What?

  • I WANT MY MONEY-HADOKEN!!!

  • 1:17 over and over again! xD

  • Seriously everybody's desperate to go viral these days.

  • wtf man, he just hadukened that little girl, ah well

  • 0:49-0:53

    My god, "Through the Fire and Flames"?

  • Who was that Girl who got Hadukened and what was that cartoon cat thing?

    Aside from that however, I would vote for him!

  • Hadouken!!! LMAO!

  • lucky ass mario...

  • i want my money bitch

  • That light hitting him at the end made me cringe, it just looked really painfull.

    I'm voting for Kangaroo Nutsack Nazi Balls!

  • I'm sorry, i lost track after the epic squirrel JIGGLING JUGS music. I can't HOT WOMEN remember what came after IN RED BIKINIS that. I'm thinking of women IN RED BIKINIS, am I?

  • Whooo!!! Im voting for him

  • I'd vote for him! :D

  • Fresnel light win

  • DAM im too late to get the podcast :(

  • I would vote for him. LoL

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • 0:51 he was playing through the fire and the flames, the hardes GH song

  • i want my money back bitch !! HAdooouken !! AAAA fail !! :DDD

  • i vote for him!

  • 1:15 Haduken!

  • KANGAROO NUTSSACK NAZI BALLS

  • HADOUKEN

  • charles norris haha

  • I WOULD VOTE!!!!

  • Would so vote for this guy.

  • that dude looks like seth rogen!? also that indian dude looks like raj from big bang theory

  • How could they Forget the Barrel Roll?!?!?! Still Awesome.

  • Haiduki refers to Street Fighters Haiduakan

  • lo wats with the little girl and HAIDUKI!!!

    sounds like somethin from naruto or bleach

    and he never said ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

    or IMA FIRIN MA LAZAHH!!!!!

  • It's the Hadouken, from Street Fighter, y'no, Ken and Ryu use it.

  • 0:48 - 0:53 Through The Fire and Flames by the band Dragonforce! O_o

  • lol if he was real id vote for him lol

  • GUITAR HERO. HE HAS MY VOTE.

  • LOL'd at dramatic chipmunk part

  • 1:14- 1:23 best thing ive seen in a long time!!!!

  • During my eight years as governor of SPARTA!

  • HADOUKEN

  • what were the viral videos?

  • Lol. Kangaroo nutsack nazi balls!!